* Posts by Dan 55

15451 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

LibreSSL crypto library leaps from OpenBSD to Linux, OS X, more

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Re: Corporations (like Google) need to step up.

They already stepped up, they wrote blank cheques to the OpenSSL group (now part of the Linux Foundation), who, in the same time as the OpenBSD time, have sent out an e-mail with some vague objectives about what they're going to do.

It'd have been quicker for them just to set fire to that money.

The final score: Gramophones 1 – Glassholes 0

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Re: Photos photos

That's a good idea for a Kickstarter, a kind of short-range Glass hacking device which can swap viewpoints and/or superimpose images of the Laughing Man over everybody's faces.

Samsung rebrands store as Galaxy Apps, eyes up Google Play customers

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Holmes

Samsung unclear about why the rebrand had taken place

I suppose it was because they just knocked their App store's Bada support on the head, leaving just Android support.

Now, are they planning on having Tizen apps?

Samsung themselves probably don't know, they just seem to periodically throw stuff at a fan and see if it sticks.

El Reg nips down IKEA's 'I've Got A Screw Loose Street'

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Re: Hang on..

That's Google Translate for you.

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Joke

Re: For extra bonus points...

I'm sure one of them will be, by accident if not design.

'Apple is terrified of women’s bodies and women’s pleasure' – fresh tech sex storm

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Trollface

Why is this article marked as NSFW?

The Reg is clearly institutionally sexist and misogynist as it believes 'work' is a patriarchal concept.

Apple rats on Google to FTC: You thought WE were in-app-ropriate?

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Re: @Dan 55 Sorry old chap, but the very idea............

They really should give the option to make it ask for a password/PIN before all purchases. On Android you can hide the Amazon App store in the launcher (if it has that option) or set up another profile but I have no idea if the Kindles allow this though.

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You don't have that option with Amazon, they've already got your card details. You can put a password/PIN on in-app purchases but not on app store purchases and you can't sign out from the app store either.

A point in their favour is they do send an e-mail immediately on purchasing or downloading a free app so you know exactly what apps are being bought or used by your little darlings.

Think Google Glass is creepy? Wait until it READS YOUR MIND

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Facepalm

"We didn't start the project to make money"

Just to soak up VC funding then?

UK gov rushes through emergency law on data retention

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Black Helicopters

Re: An appropriate way round it?

Perhaps hints were given to the three main parties that the files were at the point of being 'found'?

Yep, it's tinfoil hat time.

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Big Brother

Re: Sunset clause

With the three main parties unconditionally supporting this, what are the chances that it will not be renewed?

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Megaphone

Re: No problem for me then !

There we go again, one rule for politicians and celebrities and another for the rest of us...

YES, you CAN install paid-for apps on Android Wear – if devs rebuild them

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Trollface

Re: Quite an oversight...

They only test major use cases, obviously paying for Android apps is not one of them.

What's your game, Google? Giant collared by UK civil lib minister on 'right to be forgotten'

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Those are my principles

and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

App permissions? Pah! Rogue Android soft can 'place phone calls at will'

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Re: "The fix is to get upgraded to version 4.4.4"

Then it's less than a year old or you're lucky enough for it to be supported by CyanogenMod.

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FAIL

"The fix is to get upgraded to version 4.4.4"

That means throw the phone away and buy a new one.

BlackBerry claims ugly duckling Passport mobe is a swan in the offing

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Get off my lawn

Nowadays if it's not a black or white monolith then it's weird. It looks totally normal compared to some of those Nokia phones from the early noughties which could be mistaken for Transformer toys.

Dubai to get huge climate-controlled domed city and giga-mall

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Wait a minute...

I thought everyone knew that Dubai was already the world's largest area yet contained in a giant bubble. Perhaps adding another bubble to it will make it reach critical mass and explode.

NSA dragnet mostly slurped innocents' traffic

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Re: OMGeeez!!! What a DISASTER!!! We're all DOOOOMED!!! Etc.

Okay, so...

1) Your "reasoned theory" conveniently ignores statements on record which have been found to be false later on or facts from the Snowden documents. Other people's "evidence" is dismissed however. You seem to think your conjecture is the absolute truth or you're under the impression you're speaking for the NSA. In the infinitely improbable chance that you are speaking for them, your ramblings can be safely dismissed as they're probably as truthful as other statements from them which have found out to be false.

2) You've confused the configuration file with the search parameters in the user interface.

3) "We"? Is there more than one Matt Tyrant? What a horrible thought.

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FAIL

Re: Dan 55 mooooooity OMGeeez!!! What a DISASTER!!! We're all DOOOOMED!!! Etc.

Well it's still one more piece of evidence than you've used to prove that Everything Is Hunkydory and it shows that analysts have the right to look up data on everyone, so people being what they are as mentioned above, more data has been misused.

I've visited the Tails website so in theory that means my data is kept forever as I am of interest according to XKeyscore's configuration file.

So that icon's for you.

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Re: mooooooity OMGeeez!!! What a DISASTER!!! We're all DOOOOMED!!! Etc.

Of course it's been misused, see LOVEINT.

But at least Tyrant hasn't trotted out his usual argument that nobody is interested in the sheeple. This time he's actually said that the sheeple are having their data slurped so a year later and some progress has been made.

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Unhappy

Isn't it ironic?

Extract from an e-mail from the Post article from someone in Afghanistan to his girlfriend (for want of a better word) in Australia...

“look in islam husband doesnt touch girl financial earnigs unless she agrees but as far as privacy goes there is no room….i need to have all ur details everything u do its what im supposed to know that will guide u whether its right or wrong got it

He was a fanatic. What does that make the NSA?

That AMAZING Windows comeback: Wow – 0.5% growth in 2015

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Devil

Microsoft told us it does not comment on 'third party resources"

Unless they commissioned it themselves.

Euro banks warned off Bitcoin as Canada regulates it

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Seems like if there's a willingness to regulate bitcoin, it's just to be able to sieze it. Apart from the US of course which can sieze it or allow it as a political donation.

You 'posted' a 'letter' with Outlook... No, NO, that's the MONITOR

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My father in law

Everything starts with Google, so if I want him to run TeamViewer I have to get him to search for TeamViewer (not go to teamviewer.com), click on TeamViewer's website, download it, run it, and set it up to open instead of install.

The fact that TeamViewer's already installed and in the Start Menu, on the desktop, and on the icon bar, just confuses matters.

Hey ho...

Is there too much sex and violence on TV?

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Kicking the bucket?

Seems like the people replacing those 'leaving' the upper age group have different values.

Use Tor or 'extremist' Tails Linux? Congrats, you're on an NSA list

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Re: "and anyone else interested in online privacy"

I wonder how many people visited the Tails, Tor, or Truecrypt homepages when their respective big news stories broke recently. Does that label them as extremists?

(What about posting something with those three keywords or just reading a page with them?)

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Re: they're a spy agency

No, if there's anything that shows that they're as arbitrary as the inquisition, this is it.

Visit a particular magazine's website to find out how to use a command line as pretty much was the only way to use most computers up till 20-or-so years ago? Get labelled as 'extremist'.

This is also the perfect example of mission creep in action. Extrapolate from here and imagine what will be considered extremist in another 20 years.

Apple fanbois to talk at the iWatch, INSPECTOR GADGET style – report

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Re: Has Hamill hit a new low?

BECAUSE I'M SENDING A MESSAGE.

Microsoft confirms Office 365 price rise

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Devil

Nice business you've got there there

Shame if your office software should suddenly... stop working...

P.S. We have already priced a discount for the Exchange Online downtime into the price rise. You're welcome.

El Reg is looking for a new London sub-editor

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Trollface

Our latest ABCe audit confirmed more than 9 million monthly unique browsers worldwide

Aren't you lucky you've got a tech audience who use cookie/flash/script/ad blockers as a matter of course?

'I don't want to go on the cart' ... OpenSSL revived with survival roadmap

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Boffin

Re: Re Dan 55

If the two primary platforms are POSIX platforms then it makes sense to use POSIX threads for the secondary platforms as well and link builds on secondary platforms to a pthreads library, thus reducing platform-specific code and therefore #ifdefs.

Windows has one already.

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Do they plan to carry on digging and peppering code with platform-specific #ifdefs everywhere? I'd have thought that linking Windows builds to a Windows pthreads library would have done most of the work for free.

Golf bloke to Richard Branson: Get on board the future bus, where there's 'NO WEATHER'

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Holmes

Illustrating the hazards of smoking too much in a confined environment...

"When I was in that pod, it all went white,"

... poor visibility.

"I was in the past, but I was in the future. It all just collided."

... oxygen deprivation for an hour has funny effects on the brain.

Anti-snoop Android 'Blackphone' sees the light of day

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It's a first step. Also the baseband needs the OS's cooperation to access things like the filesystem, if the OS refuses or supplies a fake empty drive as is probably the case here then that's also improved security.

Google Glass faces UK cinema ban: Heaven forbid someone films you crying in a rom-com

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Trollface

Re: Glass Eye of the Pirate: Cams on the High Seas

You're right, only true film lovers need know what the film is like when it's out of focus, at an angle of 15 degrees, with a silhouette of the back of someone's head cut out the middle, and the dialogue obscured by coughing and talking.

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Not entirely. With some devices they won't let you in at all even if you don't use it (camcorders) but with others they reserve the right to throw you out if they find you using it (mobiles). They were clarifying which one Glass falls under.

Google kills its successful social network. Yes, we mean Orkut

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Behold, the cloud!

Oh, it's blown away.

There's another one on the horizon, it's a different shape...

Oh, it's blown away...

Google chair Eric Schmidt reportedly visits Cuba

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Re: Google writes its own laws now...

Several laws since since 1960 (they keep changing).

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WTF?

Google writes its own laws now...

How'd they manage to get round the ton of laws preventing US citizens travelling to Cuba and US companies trading with Cuba?

Power BI: Office 365 just got more intelligent

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Re: Lovely. Not.

But... graphs!

Proves that even after Windows 8, MS know who their real customers are.

Amazon offers Blighty's publishing industry 'assisted suicide'

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Meh

Other book, e-book and print-on-demand retailers are available

Retailers without content are nothing, be they books or music. Publishers call the shots, but they don't seem to realise it.

"Oh noes, we can't be on YouTube or Amazon." Well go elsewhere then. It's as if HMV got upperty and the labels were cowering because they might have to sell music in another shop, as if the public were incapable of finding other music shops or even comprehending that other music shops exist.

NASA's Curiosity rover brought Earth BUG to Mars

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Slight exaggeration?

"A reminder of how developers build on 'trusted' systems like LZO. That trust turns out to have been misplaced"

It's not really at OpenSSL levels of incompetence though, is it? That really is an abuse of trust.

'Our entire corporation cannot send or receive emails from Outlook'

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Trollface

'Our entire corporation cannot send or receive emails from Outlook'

Is it mere coincidence that Microsoft went on record as saying the NSA is making life difficult for them on the same week? Perhaps they're getting tired of them messing round with Online Exchange's forwarding rules.

REVEALED: Reg trails claw along Apple's 'austerity' 21.5-inch iMac

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Trollface

Re: All Macs have obsolescence built-in

The icon is the only reason I can think of for your final paragraph being contradicted by the list above it?

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Re: All Macs have obsolescence built-in

The excuses for Apple dropping support for old machines were Power instead of Intel, 32-bit EFI instead of 64-bit EFI, and 32-bit graphics drivers instead of 64-bit graphics drivers. A mid-2007 iMac (Intel, 64-bit EFI, and 64-bit graphics drivers) manages up to Mavericks and will take Yosemite. There's not really any big technology speedbump after that except the 4Gb RAM limit for old machines and it's in Apple's own interests for everyone to be running the latest OS as that's got the latest shiny technologies they want everyone to use.

Google pries open YOUR mailbox, invites developer partners

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Facepalm

So basically just like giving out your IMAP password then

Add some pointless permissions like Android, loads of developers will ask for all of them, loads of users won't care anyway.

Maybe Google will flick the switch one day and charge for access to the API once they have reached a critical mass of users, like Maps.

9 Dark Social Truths That Will Totally Blow Your Bowels!

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Childcatcher

Careful now

You might find this article quoted in some speech by someone important and the next thing you know is the government will have to Do Something About It.

T-Mobile boss: 'High and mighty' Verizon and AT&T are 'raping you for every penny you have'

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Trollface

... culminating with a visit to Steve Jobs' grave where you can see a demonstration of how rotational kinetic energy can be used to power an entire data centre. Never let it be said that Apple under Tim Cook isn't environmentally friendly.

DON'T PANIC: Facebook returns after 30-minute outage terror

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Meh

Oh

And for a moment I was thinking wouldn't it be a shame if Facebook had caught whatever Code Spaces had.