* Posts by Dan 55

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Nostalgic for VB? BASIC is anything but dead

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Re: I think I can safely say ...

I'm unsure which other language would have done a good a job of getting people into programming and would have fit in 4, 8 or 16K ROMs of the time.

Also, you may be thinking of the Microsoft version instead of e.g. BBC BASIC or SuperBASIC which are pretty structured.

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And here are the PDFs if you don't.

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SpecBAS

There's SpecBAS for a modern-day branch of Sinclair BASIC, although obviously faster and with better graphics. Windows only unfortunately.

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AMOS2 is now AOZ Studio. Spread the word! They seem to have glossed over most of the history linking AMOS with AOZ but the bug tracker has lots of tickets where the aim is to make things work in a compatible way with AMOS.

Seems to work on many devices.

Not sure if it was a completely wise idea to stop using a name which has a history, that's what they've done.

Amazon opens its ad-hoc Wi-Fi-sipping Sidewalk mesh to all manner of gadgets

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Devil

Obligatory

“But the opt out was on display…”

“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find it.”

“That’s the display department.”

“With a flashlight.”

“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”

“So had the stairs.”

“But look, you found the opt out, didn’t you?”

“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

France bans all recreational apps – including TikTok – from government devices

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Or simply many "key decision makers" in the company prefer a new mobile phone to a Yubikey.

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If it's that high stakes, why can't IT get half-way serious and buy Yubikeys for employees? They start at 25-35 currency units (dollars, pounds, euros...) each and are more secure than any mobile phone.

Microsoft promises it's made Teams less confusing and resource hungry

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Re: Teams will be less like WhatsApp, more like Facebook

Why am I reminded of that saying about you can't put two turkeys together to make an eagle?

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Devil

Re: Firefox

How about "Does it work properly yet"?

Can't search text and open the chat it's in with the view positioned over that text but at least it's got hi-five animations. FFS.

How Arm aims to squeeze device makers for cash rather than pocket pennies for cores

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Re: This is what Qualcomm does (or at least did)

ARM's debt is now an albatross like Twitter's is. The act of buying a company for some stupid amount breaks that company's previously successful* business model.

* In Twitter's case, small values of successful, but it did achieve a profit before the pandemic and was on course to return to profit.

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The only people who are responsible for USB's crazy naming scheme and connectors like Micro-AB are the USB consortium. Nobody forced them to rename protocols. Twice... or is it three times now?

Microsoft scrambles to fix Windows 11 'aCropalypse' privacy-battering bug

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Re: I wonder

I'm pretty sure it's just down to agile development in both cases - bits of code given to whoever's free but nobody's really got an overall view of the software and how it should work.

Utah outlaws kids' social media addiction, sets digital curfew

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Re: It's the Thin End of the Wedge

What anonymity? Open an account with most big social media platforms and if you don't need to supply a phone number on signing up you will do fairly shortly after because your account suddenly exhibits "anomalous behaviour". There's also your IP address and contacts.

Europe's right-to-repair law asks hardware makers for fixes for up to 10 years

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Re: Time to buy items overseas then

Is the EU not overseas as well from where you are standing in the geographically-challenged sunlit uplands?

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Re: A good start, but ...

I'm still using the same phone I bought five years ago. Works fine apart from the battery life is a bit short now. I could go to the official service centre still owned by the same company now as it was five years ago and get the battery replaced but there aren't many and they're out of my way and I might have to drop it off and collect it. If all models were like the Samsung XCover Pro or the Nokia G22 that would be better, I could just buy a new battery, swap them, and drop the old battery off at the recycling centre when I next go past there.

Seems innovative and practical enough to me.

Why am I crazy for wanting that? Please do explain. Also, do you believe rare minerals are an infinite resource and everyone can buy a new phone every year because of product innovation? There's a reason why rare minerals have the word "rare" in the name, perhaps you could explain what that reason is. Also bonus points for telling me who the optimistic economically illiterate people are.

Amazon to shutter Digital Photography Review

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Re: That's a travesty!

It seems archive.org is already on the case.

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DPReview had struggled to retain the staff necessary to run its review lab, particularly in light of its requirement that relevant employees work in-person out of the company's Seattle office

Seems odd that in 2023 large corporations still haven't worked out a way to deliver the kool-aid to people WFH, employees still have to go into an office to drink it.

GitHub Copilot learns new tricks, adopts this year's model

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Facepalm

If you think software is unreliable now...

... just wait until everyone puts ChatGPT in charge of testing.

Software-controlled food tech: 3D printed pipe-dream, or fatal stack instability?

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Meh

I'll take that with a pinch of salt

Food research scientists at New York's Columbia University have constructed multi-layered food items — including cheesecake — in what they say is a breakthrough in more customizable foods, improved food safety, and user control of nutrients.

This comes from the US, so anything that isn't made out of high fructose corn syrup is considered high quality.

Apple bags patent for folding phone that closes as it's dropped

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Putting a cat in your pocket to make a perpetual motion machine would be silly, here's the sensible way to make a perpetual motion machine.

Google: Turn off Wi-Fi calling, VoLTE to protect your Android from Samsung hijack bugs

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Re: Frikkin' Network Operators

Your operator is probably removing older networks so there's only VoLTE left and probably don't want to rename the option to "I want to be able to make voice calls".

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Re: Shitesung

Samsung is scientifically proven to write crappy software, but a fight between Exynos and Mediatek is like two bald men fighting over a comb.

Eufy security cams 'ignore cloud opt-out, store unique IDs' of anyone who walks by

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Devil

Re: "working on new security protocols"

The Marketing Data-Slurping Complex won't allow it to happen.

China’s Baidu claims its ERNIE chatbot reinvents the computing stack

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Re: Remind me

We only need to worry if the Apple II-powered chatbot starts asking you for your boots, your clothes, and your motorcycle.

Workers don't want these humanoid robots telling them to be happy

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Terminator

Not surpised people didn't like that robot on the left

It looks like the robots from the Doctor Who episode Smile.

Bing AI feels like ChatGPT stuffed into a suit – not the future

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Are you one of those people who thinks ChatGPT Prompter is a real job?

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Trollface

One of its competitive differentiators is its irreverent and humorous tone that often criticizes or mocks the IT industry and its players. Its masthead sublogo is "Biting the hand that feeds IT" which reflects its independent and sometimes controversial stance

Based on old data I see.

Anyone want an International Space Station? Slightly used

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For All Mankind

Can't they turn it into a space hotel and then fly it off to Mars?

It can be done on the TV I'm sure it can be done in real life.

OpenAI claims GPT-4 will beat 90% of you in an exam

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Re: Templaton

Physics lecturer used ChatGPT on one of his exams: The results will shock you!

(Well actually they won't, it got the answers wrong.)

The UK's bad encryption law can't withstand global contempt

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Re: One rule for them, another for the rest of us.

I can't find a source earlier than 2005 for something like what you suggest. Perhaps you can?

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Re: One rule for them, another for the rest of us.

But I still can't find anything that says that RIPA is legislation based on an EU directive.

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Re: One rule for them, another for the rest of us.

Think you're back to front in this, RIPA was in 2000, the WTC attack was in 2001, the Privacy and Electronic Communications Directive was in 2002, and the UK got a wrist slap for some aspects of RIPA by the ECHR.

Microsoft and GM deal means your next car might talk, lie, gaslight and manipulate you

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Alert

We won't be getting a KITT, we'll be getting a KARR:

Microsoft lays off an ethical AI team as it doubles down on OpenAI

In the same way that Sadnad threw out the Trustworthy Computing group because it put the brakes on software development, looks like he's decided to throw out ethics people because there's a bubble to ride.

Meta winds down NFTs but will continue token efforts

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Re: News just in:

Sorry, are you talking about NFTs, Instagram, or Facebook?

Windows 11 puts 'disgusting' Remote Mailslots protocol out of its misery

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Re: Net Send was disgusting.

Watch a new Windows feature be announced with great fanfare a year from now which has all those things you mention and several security holes you could drive a bus through so the end result is the exactly same thing as the present day Net Send but 5000 times more bloated.

Yes, Samsung 'fakes' its smartphone Moon photos – who cares?

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Re: Who cares?

Can't wait for the the software update after SpaceX pays Samsung for exclusive advertising rights and we get see Georges Méliès' moon with a SpaceX rocket.

China launches yet another crackdown on social media

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Re: Social media is a curse on humanity

We could ask New Zealand:

Facebook finally responds to New Zealand on Christchurch attack - social media's fault.

Christchurch shooting videos are still on Facebook over a month later - social media's fault.

A Year Later, Christchurch Attack Videos Still on Facebook - social media's fault.

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Re: One rule for them ....

They don't say anything, the person causing the inconvenience just vanishes.

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Re: Social media is a curse on humanity

I can watch a livestreamed shooting to back that statement up, there should be another one along in a minute.

GPT-4 to launch this week, Microsoft Germany's CTO lets slip

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Re: DuckAss

When it's appeared when I use DDG, it's just clippy saying "Hey, it looks like you're searching the Internet, shall I open the Wikipedia page for that?"

I'd link to The Register's clippy video but I can't find it, so here's another.

Check out Codon: A Python compiler if you have a need for C/C++ speed

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Re: Downloaded Codon from Github.....and then......

Seems like you really need to be careful of the results, because the expression evaluator isn't really like Python's.

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I still seem to get along with Perl. I'm not sure about what that says about how I think.

Musk said Twitter would open source its algorithm – then fired the people who could

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Re: Not the first time

IMHO, he should just let twitter be the domain of the crazies until after the 2024 election. After that, god help us all

I thought that was what he was doing, wasn't it?

Adidas grapples with $1.3B in unsold Yeezy sneakers after breaking up with Kanye West

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Facepalm

Re: Doing a Musk

Surprisingly, two racists agree with a racist.

US officials probe Tesla's incredible detaching steering wheel

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Re: The USA is well known for (poor) build quality.

No, they build stuff according to spec, which may be different to good stuff.

AmigaOS 3.2.2 released for those feeling nostalgic

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Re: PiStorm is blasphemy

Vampire is expensive unobtainum and as just as alien technology as the PiStorm is, from an early-90s point of view.

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Re: Biases

Is that because you've exhausted the possibilities of Lander and Pacmania and are at a loose end?

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Re: Amiga is alive and kicking

3.2 doesn't have the tick on the boot screen, this ruins the nostalgia. Hasn't someone hacked together a 3.2 ROM image with the tick back on it yet?

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Re: Emulation Possible?

There's Amiga Forever which is above board but the chances of Hyperion ROMs being bundled with that are non-existent.

Ex-Tweep mocked by Musk for asking if he'd actually been fired

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Meh

This breaking news just in

Emerald mine heir Elon Musk is still a twat.