* Posts by Dan 55

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That's the way the Cook, he stumbles: Apple CEO pay cut as sales tank

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Devil

Re: 5 years down and running on fumes

Stuff started going wrong when Jobs was still around with Final Cut and OS X Lion where you couldn't Save As... but afterwards any pretence at repairability, upgradability, or server stuff (even if it was just the Mac Mini) went out the window.

Nowadays Jony just phones home something 1mm thinner with fewer ports and with more glue in every year while Macbook Air hardware is labelled as Pro and OS X is stagnating apart from getting features from iOS ported across.

Slim pickings by the Biggest Loser: A year of fitness wearables

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Re: Sorry for your loss Alistair.

I'm not sure if adding a Me Too or upvoting are appropriate or if one is more appropriate than the other so I have done both, which could also be most inappropriate thing to do.

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Windows

It's worse than that. Figuratively now means literally, literally now means actually, and actual/ly is now redundant.

Also due to the continuing decline in education standards, technically has become basically and basically is also redundant.

Kids, eh?

Icon is literally a grumpy old man.

Microsoft goes retro with Vista, Zune-style Windows Neon makeover

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Windows

Re: Still not as good as it used to be...

And it's only a theme. Why can't they make them choosable again? If people want to make it look like 2000 or Fisher Price or 7 instead of Flatland why shouldn't they?

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Re: At least they're trying!

The only thing I can see them trying to do is copying OS X and making it look worse. Not that OS X has been perfect since Jony Ive took over the asylum, but MS just made a more imperfect copy.

Why are window title bars now a good fraction of the window's vertical space, only with no title? What's that about?

D-Link sucks so much at Internet of Suckage security – US watchdog

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Headmaster

Re: Sympathy for the Devil

"I work with D-Link products everyday and there products..."

If there's one thing worse than an astroturfer, it's one who can't even get the grammar right.

BOOST! LEGO's computing future and its ground-breaking past

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Re: One of the world's great companies

cough...Compatible bricks from Wilko, fraction of the price.

The bricks don't fit together as well as Lego and the things you build from them aren't particularly well designed either (either the basic idea or structurally - there's always a weak point in the helicopter or spaceship or whatever it is which makes it break into two).

I'm not one for saying my Cornflakes have to be Kellogs or my washing powder has to be Ariel, but when it comes to building bricks they have to be Lego. I just take the relatively high price as part and parcel of a western company which actually designs and manufacturers in the west too.

Ex-soldier pleads guilty to terror crime after not revealing iPhone PIN

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A successful conviction under the Terrorism act!

Can't wait for this to be become a part of 2017's tractor factory^W^Wterrorism stats.

Don't believe the 5G hype! £700m could make UK's 4G better than Albania's

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No. The telecos needs to catch up, the government needs to stop dropping what it's doing and running off on to the next shiny thing just to make a headline. The government will end up subsidising 5G to the detriment of 4G and telecos will stop rolling out 4G and start on 5G as that's where the money is. That's part of the reason why there isn't a full 4G or even 3G network rolled out across the UK.

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Meh

Which is part of the ac standard, not some special BT thing which is apparently the UK's most powerful Wi-Fi signal.

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Headmaster

It's actually "the UK's most powerful Wi-Fi signal"... Meaning their router transmits at more than the broadcast signal strength limit set by the standard? Ofcom should fine them for that.

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Before I write my code, can that be trusted to be the case in the future? They might move onto helium.

Dotdot. Who's there? Yet another IoT app layer

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Re: :/ :/ :/

Well it'll save shouting "Siri/Alexa, open the front door" through the window to the iPad/Echo.

That's the march of progress.

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Ransomware scum: 'I believe I'm a good fit. See attachments'

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Coat

Re: "one threat actor leveraging the German CV campaign"

He's synergising a known pro-active solution that has been proven in the field to gain result-driven wins.

Florida Man sues Verizon for $72m – for letting him commit identity theft

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Re: Nice to see...

So far everything appears to be propped up with QE and consumer credit (in the news yesterday) while the government seems to be thrashing round looking for a plan (also in the news yesterday). This is six months later. Doesn't inspire too much confidence.

Internet of Sh*t has an early 2017 winner – a 'smart' Wi-Fi hairbrush

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Re: $200 for all that tech?

LG's 4K soundbars for 4K tellys are the new gold-plated audio cables.

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I have actually thought of an IoT that might be useful

Something that tells you if you've left the cooker on.

However that'll lead down the road of pressing a button on an app to turn it off remotely and that way is the road to hell.

My fortnight eating Blighty's own human fart-powder

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Re: Where's the meat

Didn't you read the article? The cat delivered it.

Joe Public likes drones and regulations, finds UK.gov 'public dialogue'

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Black Helicopters

The fortunate 118 first went to workshops to learn more about drones then answered the survey. Their concerns and the survey answers are what the government wanted in the first place.

From the report's introduction:

At the start of the dialogue, participants on the whole had low awareness and knowledge of drones, with military drones and high street toys being the main (and sometimes only) types participants had heard of. Participants often had little or no knowledge of commercial applications. High level associations with drones tended to be somewhat negative, linked to concerns about privacy and surveillance, safety and mis-use, and fear of the ‘unknown’. Many acknowledged that these views were driven by the portrayal of drones in the media, and that they didn’t feel they heard or knew that much about the subject. However, by the end of the first workshop, participants were highly engaged with the issues and were eager to learn more.

Hackers could turn your smart meter into a bomb and blow your family to smithereens – new claim

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Re: Alarmist nonsense?

Smart meters do not have the ability to turn of the current they just monitor the current (the clue is in the name) so talk of blackout etc is rubbish.

The ones in Spain a) can cut off the current remotely under the control of the electricity company and b) are hackable (search for 'contador inteligente hackear' or similar).

Apple sued by parents of girl killed by driver 'distracted by FaceTime'

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Can't use if moving...

That'd be good on a bus, train, plane, boat...

Xmas software update knackered US Customs computer systems

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Re: Nope, your terminology is wrong

Why would baggage claim be open to people walking in off the street?

Ruh-roh! Rick Ruhl rolled out of Ham Radio Deluxe in software kill-switch aftermath

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Re: Diabetes?

Next time I'm blamed for something I'll apologise because my judgement is sometimes affected because I'm a grumpy curmudgeon. I don't see why people with diabetes should get a free pass.

Programmer finds way to liberate ransomware'd Google Smart TVs

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Re: Factory Reset

I'm not quite sure if you're arguing for or against TV openness.

I'm arguing against it, especially if it's surf the web and click until it's installed, but allowing apks to be installed only by USB might be a compromise. Wifey would have to be pretty determined to screw up the telly.

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Re: Factory Reset

The menu is useless if it's ransomware that stops you getting to it.

Stopping the browser downloading apks wohldn't affect sideloading via USB.

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Re: Factory Reset

All a factory reset needs to do is to reset data which can change by zeroing it or taking it from a backup and then start up as normal, preferably by allowing the user to stick a paperclip in a little hole round the back labelled 'RESET'. Don't mix it up with anything else.

LG, therefore, are arseholes if they want to charge customers for the privilege when it's their own fault that the telly can install malware from the browser in the first place.

If their tellies must have a browser it should be sandboxed to within an inch of its life and not allow apks to be downloaded at all.

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Re: LG p1sh and while we're at it - fecking 'trumotion'

Netflix on a browser doesn't do 5.1.

The Mac App store has a Netflix app but I think it's just a Safari wrapper with the same problem.

You could try another VM like Virtual Box or maybe Boot Camp to use the Windows 8 Netflix app?

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How come people LOVE computers to be as open as possible, but want their TVs to be closed?

Because a computer is a general purpose tool and a TV is not, it is merely meant to show TV channels (and streaming services). Next question.

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The fact that a TV can let you install malware is a great big fail in itself. I want them as appliancey as possible so I don't have to babysit them.

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Recovery mode for a TV

That alone says that LG are doing it wrong.

And then there's the spy telly incident.

Unfortunately Samsung and Vizio are just as bad.

Uh-oh. LG to use AI to push home appliances to 'another dimension'

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Mushroom

Re: AI in a home appliance

Howdy-doodly-doo!

Army social media psyops bods struggling to attract fresh blood

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Re: recruitment struggle?

I don't think language skills (or the lack of them) has stopped the army of putinbots spamming newspaper comments.

Vinyl and streaming sales offset CD decline in UK music sales

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See if you can find this.

Hate 'contact us' forms? This PHPmailer zero day will drop shell in sender

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Flame

Re: (Don't) Contact Us Forms

Well you could always broadcast your problem to all and sundry with Twitter or Facebook. You will then be told to take it to direct messaging.

Why not just answer the damn email in the first place?

Ridiculously small Linux build lands with ridiculously few swears

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Meh

Can Linus come and manage my project? I'll put up with the tourettes.

PM's moved the delivery date for the project a week forwards to the end of this week. Naturally, the amount of work to do has also been increased. As he's always connected 24/7 and makes a point of it he seems to be completely unaware that people were on Christmas holidays.

‘Artificial Intelligence’ was 2016's fake news

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Megaphone

Please hold, your call is important to us, the 45 minutes you're waiting aren't

How many times have you rung a call center recently and wished that you’d spoken to someone even more thick, or rendered by processes even more incapable of resolving the dispute, than the minimum wage of offshore staffer who you actually spoke with?

None, but many a time I've wished they'd just let me access whatever intranet site the call centre people use. It'd be a thousand times cheaper than the shiny new voice recognition thing (sorry, AI) that will be installed and ten times more useful than phoning the call centre.

The Life and Times of Lester Haines

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Re: Minor corrections

Sorry, tía Maria was a bit beyond me. If I were there in real life at least I would have had the option of nodding and saying yes.

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Re: RTVE interview translation

I think it's more "You can change [depending on where you are at the moment], can’t you?" rather than changing forever. Spanish can be a bit terse like that sometimes.

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RTVE interview translation

Can't really add much more to what's been said above. I can however add a translation of the TV interview which was done in 2011 after he'd spent 5 years in the village.

Some family members have come to see and they always come in like this [mouth open] because it's a shock. I'm a Londoner, it's a radical change. Let's go in and see where I work.

My luxurious office. I work here every day using the Internet. I'm a journalist. Six months ago we launched a paper plane from 30,000 metres. It was a success. We appeared all over the world, in the press. It’s the beer’s fault, as usual. Here’s the famous plane, and here’s the famous Playmonaut.

[Subtitles: The plane was lifted up with a helium balloon, 30km above the surface, and the flight lasted 90 minutes.]

I live here with my family and I’ve got five dogs and five donkeys. Well, I’ve changed clothes and let’s go and see the donkeys.

This is the best place there is. Here, in the afternoon, with a beer and a view of the Sierra.

This one is called Ruperta[?] and the foal is called Bella.

The people in the village showed me how to care for donkeys. The most difficult thing is to go out in winter to feed the donkeys hay. If we don’t sell the male donkey we’re going to have more donkeys. Donkeys are an extravagance these days. Before coming to Spain I didn’t have a dog, a donkey, or anything. I’m not going to give this up for anything. I’m going to get changed again and we’re going to see a little of the village.

They received us quite well here in the village. It was a little bit strange for them… a family from England arriving in a big lorry full of things.

L: Hey, Venancio, how’s it going?

V: How are you doing?

L: Well… bad weather at the moment.

V: Yes, it’s really bad.

L: How are you?

V: Well, good.

L: Venancio.

V: Well, what do we do here… Work a bit when it’s good weather. On the fields, with the livestock.

TV: How many people live here?

L: 10.

V: We don’t get bored.

L: Six years.

V: Six years, he’s one of us now.

L: The same… more or less. Thanks Venancio.

V: Thank you.

L: See you later.

As an Englishman it’s impossible to live in a village without a bar, so the solution is set up a bar. This is my son Rui, he’s come over from England to work on the bar project.

L: What do you like most about Spain?

R: The weather…

R: I’m going to move some tiles.

L: Go ahead lad, get working.

There’s been no bar in this village for at least 40 years. We need something now.

TV: Do you think it’ll be profitable?

L: Well there are many people in the area, it’s not just the village, yes it’ll be profitable.

I’ve got time to play the guitar a bit. These days I only play it a little, for my daughter, she likes Paulina Rubio a lot. I bought this guitar 20 years ago or more, 25 years ago, yes. It’s a Japanese guitar but it’s very good.

[Plays “Paulina Rubio - Ni una sola palabra”]

Thank you Los Narros and good night.

I came to Spain because I’m quieter now. I’m a quieter person. I wanted to leave England because there are a lot of people there.

L: Are you there Katarina, let’s go to the mountains. This is my daughter Katarina.

K: Hello.

TV: How old are you Katarina?

K: Nine.

TV: What do you like most about living in this village?

K: Playing with my dogs.

L: Let’s go in the car, then.

L: We’re going to El Barco de Ávila, but we’re going to go through the mountains a bit.

L: I had friends in Salamanca and I came here a lot, I came to Castilla y Leon for 20 years, I like it. We came here, we looked at houses, we bought one in five minutes, and that was that.

Here we are in La Sierra de Gredos. In the north of England there are places like this, but not so harsh. This is a harsh area.

We’re passing over the river Aravalle very close to El Barco de Ávila. In the distance you can see the old bridge above the river Tormes and Valdecorneja castle.

When I’m in the country side I’m rustic, authentic. When I’m in the city I’m urban. You can change, can’t you?

This is Valdecorneja castle. We have a lot, Spain does as well, I like castles. I’ve learnt a lot of vocabulary living here, watering can, scythe, road, alpaca, things like that, country things. I’ll never forget my homeland, I don’t miss England but I still like it.

L: Afternoon.

Person in bar: Wow, Lester, how’s it going?

L: How’s it going?

P: I got to know him almost as soon as he arrived here. He’s still very English. He’s got a feel for the area, it’s like his mother. When he arrived he drank pints, now he drinks bottles…

All: Cheers.

If I were to leave here I’d really miss it. It’s a beautiful place, here for example we’ve got the fountain where people washed their clothes before. There aren’t any places like this in England any more.

L: How’s it going?

L: This is Danilo, another neighbour. We’re going to say hello to aunt Maria who had her 103rd birthday last week.

TV: The oldest person in the village?

D: Of course.

L: Of course.

TV: Let’s go to meet her.

L: Yes, let’s.

L: I think that the clean air and water has got something to do with it, without a doubt.

M: I was born here. I was baptised in Santiago, in Aravalle. Old people have always been renowned. Now there is nobody, we’re alone. They all left, the lords aren’t there anymore. Good. [At least I think, I might have missed something.]

L: It’s always interesting to talk about the past with older people.

M: Before people lived very well here. [People had] respect.

L: Aunt Maria… how was your birthday last week.

M: Good.

L: Did you dance a bit?

M: No.

M: [Something to do with Lester taking her photo outside]

L: That’s it, there you are, aunt Maria.

M: But I was younger.

L: Yes, 100 years old. Just 100.

M: Yes.

L: Goodbye from me and the the residents of Los Narros. See you later.

Yorkshire council hit with prolonged web outage

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Facepalm

Bin collection calendar

It seems like everyone's managed to recycle that at least.

Prez Obama expels 35 Russian spies over election meddling

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Re: I wonder...

Is it because both are raging authoritarian populists?

How Rogue One's Imperial stormtroopers SAVED Star Wars and restored order

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Re: Finally

Han did shoot first in A New Hope. Lucas started messing around with that scene in the 1997 version carried on messing round with it in every release since until Disney took it off his hands.

Firefox to give all extensions their own process in January

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Re: I dream..

Code review? What's that.

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Re: Memory Use

Well I also blame the toolchain which churns out huge executables and the OS which is bloated.

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Re: From memory...

This from the start of the year says Firefox is the least hoggy, except on OS X where it's worse than Safari but better than Chrome.

Sneaky chat app Signal deploys decoy domains to deny despots

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Re: Buyer beware

The F-Droid thing was that Moxie considered F-Droid's security model wanting when it came to automatic updates because F-Droid holds the certificates instead of the developers as they do with Google Play and this would be a problem if F-Droid gets compromised.

Apple sues Nokia's pet patent trolls

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Re: How is Nokia a patent troll?

How does that work then when every iPhone 7 is shipped with a free Lightning to 3.5mm adapter? It's a bizarre sort of "lock in" that provides the means to circumvent the supposed lock in.

The adaptor won't be given away free forever.

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Meh

Re: How is Nokia a patent troll?

Apple believes Nokia partnered with trolls so that lawsuits against Apple come from various companies that evaporate at the first sign of trouble. If Nokia sued Apple directly for infringed nonsense patents, Apple could counter-sue in the same manner.

That would be the Apple which has structured their entire company around tax avoidance and the Apple which which has run suppliers into the ground if it'd save them a couple of cents getting precious about spun off companies because it means their army of lawyers has to work a bit harder to avoid paying for GSM patents. My heart bleeds.

Not all of Apple’s innovations have been stellar successes, some of them have indeed been trail blazers …

Unfortunately the 3.5" jack is ubiquitous because it does the job in the same way as WiFi/Bluetooth/USB if not more so (plug it in, it works), this is just a way of locking in Apple-brand headphones. Bluetooth headphones still aren't as practical or sound as good after all this time.