* Posts by Dan 55

16877 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Apple pulled 2,204lbs of gold out of old tech gear

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Re: Love 'em or hate 'em...

It's difficult to be sure if iFixit's benchmarks have stayed the same over the years. What was once a 2 might now be a 5.

The repairability of devices is going down, for example changing the battery requires you to open the thing up and deal with glue whereas before you just clipped them on the back or had an accessible battery compartment. RAM and storage upgrades might be impossible on some laptops.

Windows 10 Mobile races to summer with useful facelift

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Re: Yes, we get it. MSFT BAAAD!

In reality, Windows 10 Mobile Insider is Build 14322, the Windows 10 preview which came out last week was Build 14314.

Yet unlike the desktop platform it's still in beta... insofar as the permanent revolution that are updates on Windows 10 on whatever platform can be labelled as alpha, beta, or whatever.

You do understand that even though the build numbers are similar, the experience can be very different on different platforms, don't you? So much so that one platform can be said to be lagging behind the other in terms of features and usability.

Linux command line mistake 'nukes web boss'S biz'

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Re: rm -rf /usr/bin/bash

It won't make it more secure if the alternative is ksh.

I am sending pouting selfies to a robot. Its AI is well buff

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Re: reality TV cocksuckers

Channel 4 has got there first (Sex Box).

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I was developing it but I didn't like the answers and it never got out of alpha.

Czech Republic to rebrand

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Headmaster

Where are the instructions?

So is that Chechia with a ch (chech-ee-a) or ck (check-ee-a) sound? Perhaps it should be more like Hungary... Chechy... or Checky.

I do hope it doesn't affect the beer.

Cinema boss gives up making kids turn off phones: 'That's not how they live their life'

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Re: Maybe...

Or a technical solution in the form of an app, iBeacon transmitter, and whatever Google's version of an iBeacon transmitter is called. When the app realises it's in the cinema it mutes the phone.

To inspire millennials to download the app just say that they are entered into a draw for a free ticket once every 100 years and make it clear that it shares all their personal information with the cinema and trusted third parties.

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Saw VII, at a cinema near you.

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Nice that cinema owners have realised that dementia sufferers don't like their ears bleeding by the end of the film. What about the rest of us?

Bah, humbug.

Apple assumes you'll toss the Watch after three years

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MacOS

They've corrected it to OS X. We can all calm down now.

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Re: Four years?!?!

2007 iMac, 9 years old.

I suppose this announcement means Apple recognises that they don't make 'em like that any more and that 10.12 will drop support for older hardware like this.

Microsoft explains which cloud security problems are your problem

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Re: Not bad, but something is still missing

That's your problem.

US anti-encryption law is so 'braindead' it will outlaw file compression

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Re: Just a point of clarification...

Do you really think the idiot with a comb over would make better laws than this?

Nobody with two braincells to rub together would think that Trump would fix anything, rather it would be the starting point for a slow inexorable slide into an Idiocracy.

Or maybe Bush started that and Trump is the next step along the way.

Google yanks Chrome support for Windows XP, at long last

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Well there's Firefox on XP SP3+

Enjoy it before it disappears up its own fundament.

It's pretty odd that Google won't support Vista, with the Platform Update it's practically 7.

Music's value gap? Follow the money trail back to Google

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In an age of on-demand and whenever and wherever you want, should you have to go to a performance in another town which might be difficult to get to at a time which might not be convenient for you to support your favourite musician or band or group or whathaveyou?

Line by line, how the US anti-encryption bill will kill our privacy, security

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Re: Para 12(C)(i) is a good one

Windows 10 allows MS to log in if you don't lower the diagnostic data level from full.

MS are practically complying with this bill already. Almost uncanny.

French thrash Brits, Germans and Portuguese in IT innovation

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Re: Call me cynical

Are you suggesting places where work is usually done at the last minute, in a panic, by people who might have the wrong specialisation for the job they're carrying out now has a cool new name? You cynic you.

Microsoft goes titsup

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Let me be the first to say "are we down to Office 359 yet?"

USB-C adds authentication protocol

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Re: I can't wait

The EU mandating USB went wrong because manufacturers came up with their own ways of negotiating current draw over USB instead of following the standard just to save a few pence.

I don't think having a pin plug implies that the charger must be inefficient, it was just that chargers then were less efficient than now.

The Symbian 3 ones did charge over USB, but only at 500mA.

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Re: I can't wait

I don't know about cables, but certainly only official chargers will be allowed as a charger loaded with malware will look like the real thing. As a side effect official chargers could come with USB-C cable that can't be detached.

What was wrong with those chargers with just a pin connector...

How to not get pwned on Windows: Don't run any virtual machines, open any web pages, Office docs, hyperlinks ...

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Re: I am told ...

No, Intel removed that option with AMT.

The future of Firefox is … Chrome

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Re: BURN THE HERETICS !!

Mozilla are already having problems maintaining Gecko which is why they're dropping XUL. I don't think a bunch of hobbyists, however well intentioned, will manage any better.

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Re: BURN THE HERETICS !!

They both depend on Firefox though. If Gecko gets dropped, they may be forced to give up or move to Blink/WebKit.

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Re: don't get it

Not particularly, for developers there are still version differences but for malware writers there's a higher chance of one exploit popping all browsers.

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So what are they working on, Chrome's UI wrapped around Gecko or Firefox's UI wrapped around Blink? It seems like both, and neither seems particularly appealing.

Pair programming: The most extreme XP practice?

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Re: But is it DevOps?

Pairing one of the few remaining programmers with one of the few remaining sysadmins is probably not a recipe for success.

DevOps firms must play with all – despite web of alliances

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Major DevOps players... are not in danger of splitting into a series of competing armed camps

No, that would be too organised.

Windows 10 debuts Blue QR Code of Death – and why malware will love it

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Re: Come on MS. Please tell us who thought that this was a good idea?

What would you prefer instead of a QR Code? A URL that you have to copy out by hand to transfer to another device?

Why, is bsod.microsoft.com/1234 too difficult?

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Re: Firefox on Ubuntu

It might not run with a certain combination of motherboard, graphics card, and graphics drivers.

Sorry for the blasphemy and all that.

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Re: What will make this work

Download the Micros0ft Windows 10 diagnostic app for Android. To install, simply go to settings and allow installation from all sources (this is necessary to install Windows apps) and then tap Install...

Bundling ZFS and Linux is impossible says Richard Stallman

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Re: I use ZFS every day.....

I see what you did there.

Websites take control of USB devices: Googlers propose WebUSB API

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Re: You've gotta be joking!!

You discover the huge international organisation, the one that has its name proudly emblazoned all over the gadget, has found the cost of hosting a dozen megabytes or so of data, so expensive that the drivers for your gadget are no longer available.

You could almost be talking about Revolv.

This will last until another butterfly flies past Google's window. And as for malware out there getting access to USB devices, that's going to end well too...

Half of people plug in USB drives they find in the parking lot

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Re: If the people making the OS did their job...

Yep, they are. Check out the new WebUSB API from... Google. More car parks full of USB devices than you can shake a (USB) stick at for a fraction of the effort.

UK competition watchdog gripes to Brussels about Three-O2 merger

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Re: BT+EE

France (similar population) has three big operators, so does Germany (larger population).

If three operators is not good enough for the UK, the reason needs to be made clear.

Anonymised search engine page found on 'kid-friendly' search site

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Childcatcher

Let's have a heated debate

Non-linked to redir.php page apart (agile DevOp fail yet again), if it were StartPage or DuckDuckGo would that have been less controversial?

The trick seems to be in how you market these things.

Lotto 'jackpot fix' code

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Re: ROM?!!

ARM servers aren't going to be used for lotteries and SGX on x86 is too new.

Lotteries are almost like banks for running arcane systems... But at least they work (usually).

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Re: ROM?!!

The software needs to be installable on the server because it has to be updated so it can't be on ROM. Practically any method used to protect it can be furtled by someone who is trusted with root. If there's a process which regularly checks executables against a list of checksums, the checksum list can be changed too. It's not as if the system as a whole or even each executable can be verified before each run either, lottery terminals are constantly hitting the system all day. As for digitally generated random numbers, does that include a lucky dip? You can argue about how random it is, but it's probably more random than people choosing their own numbers.

Look who's here to solve the Internet of Things' security nightmare – hey, it's Uncle Sam

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Re: We're from the Government and here to "help"

So that's proof that the government is really the Weeping Angels?

BlackBerry boss mulls mid-range Androids

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Well that was a waste of time

They could have used BB10 with Android app compatibility for secure enterprise phones and Android + BB apps for cheaper consumer phones.

Now they've killed BB10 they're little different to anyone else.

It's also a massive marketing failure, since they had Android app compatibility and managed not to sell it.

SpaceX's Musk: We'll reuse today's Falcon 9 rocket within 2 months

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If only they had put "Must have 20 year's rocket scientist experience" on each job advert, they'd have reached this milestone 10 years ago.

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Re: The plans are going to sound crazy

Perhaps the barges are AI driven, like the Culture ship the name comes from. This is Musk we're talking about after all.

Google HQ evacuated

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Googleplex evacuated in record time

Sources close to the matter say Google management decided to drop support for the building and gave the customary notice period to users. They stressed that this was usual company procedure and nothing for to be worried about.

How Remix's Android will eat the world

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Re: Thinkpad... ...ARM apps

Are they really ARM apps? Most are written in Java without any native code.

If Real Racing 3 or similar works then that would be more impressive.

GCHQ is having problems meeting Osborne's 2020 recruitment target

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Re: Bottom line: It's a civil service job.

You mean you don't even get to work at Universal Exports any more?

The threat of not having a work history must be a good way to retain people.

Academics claim Google Android two-factor authentication is breakable

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1. 99.99999%* of gmail users browse the web while logged in. Hopefully you'll not fall foul of a XSS attack or malware.

2. Android apps can autorun.

* FACT.

Field technicians want to grab my tool and probe my things

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Re: An innocent explanation

You were imaging a future in which the IoT repair lady cometh? Perhaps they'll make a series of films about that in ten years time.

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I see what you did there.

TV repair men... got sick of technology repeatedly ruining their careers and ended up retraining as licensed taxi drivers.

As well as enough innuendos for Matron and Dr Tinkle to go at it for half a Carry On film.

GDS has no real strategy for £450m budget pot, internal plan reveals

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Twas ever thus

If you allocate the budget before the requirements are set, what's going to happen?

Continuous Lifecycle: Just ten conference tickets left

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Mushroom

If they give them to me, I'll set fire to them myself.

Google adds Cloud Test Lab integration to new Android Studio 2.0

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Their own devices

Is that all? No selection of devices from other manufacturers?