Buy an MS' latest console and...
... be banned for getting the console too early.
... be banned for playing a game too early.
... be banned for setting off the swear-o-matic in games while using text or voice chat.
... be banned for uploading setting off the swear-o-matic in videos.
... be banned for setting off the swear-o-matic in Skype while using text or voice chat.
... be banned for trying to update offline.
... be banned for being disconnected from the Internet for too long.
If you want the same user experience without the expense why not just not buy one?