* Posts by Dan 55

16877 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

BYOD is NOT the Next Biggest Thing™: Bring me Ye Olde Lappetoppe

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Re: One down, one to go

That policy will be replaced by a new one, Forbid the Use of Cloud Methodology for Enterprise.

Workers will be heard to mutter "Forbid the Use of Cloud Methodology for Enterprise, they've changed it all again" under their breath. Or something similar.

You must have at least 8 inches for Windows 10 to go all the way

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Re: Just stop calling it Windows

It's Windows as far as the eye can see.

If someone in Marketing had had the brains to call the tablet version something else we wouldn't have had all this nonsense because there would have been no customer expectation of the desktop or Win32 apps.

But no, now the phone version is Windows too. Imagine if you could take your phone to a presentation and plug it into an external screen and use a Bluetooth zapper. Or plug it into an external screen with mouse and keyboard to work on the train. But it's not that either.

If they had managed Ubuntu-style support for every device form and input including external screens they would have probably cracked it and it could deservedly be called Windows on everything, but they haven't done that. It's still very different under the hood.

El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

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Re: @ diodesign (was:where did everyone go?)

So is this the official announcement that there will be no more changes to the layout and if anyone doesn't like it then they can go to the mobile site which has no comment icons and doesn't let you edit?

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You, there...

What is the meaning of this 'hero' image?

Come on, explain the joke for the rest of us. We're all waiting to hear it.

Apple CEO: Fandroids are BINNING Android in favour of IPHONES

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Re: Landfill

Isn't it amazing what glue and no user serviceable parts can do?

UK official LOSES Mark Duggan shooting discs IN THE POST

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Encrypted with the password which was sent in the accompanying covering letter?

I bet it's happened.

Ugly, incomplete, buggy: Windows 10 faces a sprint to the finish

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Re: Maps app time estimate

Or the script writer for Robin Hood POS^HT.

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What's wrong with checking if there is ActiveX etc... on the page and if so silently switching to the old rendering engine and adding that site to a list so it's rendered with the old engine straight away in the future. Also all local Intranet sites are rendered by default with the old engine.

You can tell it's MS, they never quite manage to get it right. It's always just a bit too fiddly.

Cash'n'Carrion January sale: Get in there while you can

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They're classics, each and every one.

BITE that APPLE if you want to escape the Android garden, Microsoft

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Re: Apps are not the product

Exactly, Office itself is free on three mobile platforms and two desktop platforms. Office is supposed to be there whatever devices you're using at the moment, that's what they think is going to make people buy a subscription.

There's more competition on Apple devices as iWork is free, many people might be perfectly happy with that. Locking out suits with Galaxy Notes/Tabs doesn't make sense, it only weakens Office.

Oh, and there was Word for Xenix once upon a time.

Has to be one of the stranger articles I've read recently.

SamSUNK! Korean giant's electronics biz takes punch to the smartphone profits

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Samsung have stuck with SD cards and removable batteries. Probably not huge selling points but if they were really cutting costs they'd have got rid of them by now. Maybe they should do more of a marketing effort about them.

CyanogenMod support is above average, which is nice.

They really need to cut a layer of fat off TouchWiz. Sony have managed to stick the Google apps out of the way on the homescreen yet comply with Play rules and make their own apps lightweight and fit into Android's style.

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Re: Didn't learn from HTC

I think only Nokia back in the day managed the trick of releasing loads of models every year, probably because there was enough differentiation between models. Nowadays you can replace your slab with a slab. No thanks, I'll keep my slab.

Your gran and her cronies are 'embracing online banking' – study

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Re: And how much of this...

Doubt people go through third party access or power of attourney nonsense, technology has rendered it practically useless. Cards have a PIN and children apply for Internet banking on their parents' behalf to run their accounts. Offically it's the parents doing all of this. The banks don't know.

Windows 10 heralds the Minecraft-isation of Microsoft

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To conclude...

We're synergising disparate paradigms to create a new dynamic innovative data access user experience scenario for the next generation?

Right, now how do we do it? You've got to mine the data first to find some way to display it in 3D so that it can be mined.

Oops.

Bill Gates – I WISH I was like Zuck and spoke Chinese. Yep, I drink poo

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Re: Well...

No, he'd have to change the codepage, reboot France, and later on there'd be strange characters in documents and filenames. Well, more strange characters than usual. Best to leave France alone.

A year with Canada's Volvo-esque smartphone – The BlackBerry Z30

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Re: My experience with Z30

10.3 is faster than 10.2. That was your problem. Probably.

A Bombe Called Christopher, or A Very Poor Imitation

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Re: Welcome Back

I knew it, the Phantom Downvoter has struck again!

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Re: Welcome Back

You'd have to get rid of the Phantom Downvoter too,

BOO! Grave remote-code exec flaw in GNU C Library TERRIFIES Linux

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Re: Safe functions

I read that as OS X carts but then again I've never liked Objective C.

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Re: Fools

Nothing stops you writing a Pascal or Java program which links to glibc and calls strcpy either. Whether you would want to is another matter.

Jellybean upgrade too hard for Choc Factory, but not for YOU

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Re: Google has ruined my phone

If you don't want to use the unsupported system browser and don't want to use Chrome then there's Firefox for Android which unlike the rest is more than a shell for WebKit.

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Re: Not using Chrome as the Android default browser...

The update method should be as open as AOSP otherwise it's just a stick to beat OEMs into line for Play certification and make non-Play certified devices very difficult to maintain (you've basically got to do your own copy of Play Services - only Amazon's really managed it, not even Samsung's been able to).

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Re: Not using Chrome as the Android default browser...

If they really wanted to address the problem they would have made AOSP modular and updatable by operators and phone manufacturers instead of shoving everything into Play Services and making it closed source.

What Google want to do is take back control of the platform because making Android an open source project has served its purpose.

Switch it off and on again: How peers failed to sneak Snoopers' Charter into terror bill

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Verily, I do not begin to understand the dark workings of the evil one

I've just imagined one of those medieval line drawings with a moustached gentleman in a strange hat setting fire to a witch and a devil watching from his dark cloud.

Would it be wrong to focus on Lord King and tar them all with the same brush though? If the rest don't know much about technology, at least they know when they're being sold snakeoil.

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Re: Organising the Techies

What we're supposed to do, our jobs properly. Just the right amount of logging, https, keys on the client if possible.

If someone's knocking up a PHP site or mobile app which leaks data like a sieve then they're doing it wrong.

Justify the time spent by quoting Sony and Target till the cows come home.

Hoaxer posing as GCHQ boss prank-calls PM Cameron

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Re: Optional

Doesn't matter, it's enough to start an investigation.

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Re: Optional

Admit he was off his tits while calling the PM in a national newspaper, which is probably worthy of an investigation.

And if they didn't know who he was, they certainly did after he called the Sun.

Snoopers' Charter amendments withdrawn – FOR NOW ...

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Re: Yuk, not again

Yet they seem to have more idea about what a western democracy is than the political parties.

Now it's up to the electorate but unfortunately the only party that can probably be trusted on this issue is a minority party (although the Greens won't be as much as a minority as the yellows will be after the elections, which serves 'em right).

Nice one the Lords.

Apple patch shields Macs from Thunderstrike

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Re: according to a report.

Apple developers signed up to the OS X Beta Programme. It doesn't cost you anything to do but it's probably best to let them ruin their computers so you don't have to.

Thailand: 'The nail that sticks up gets hammered down'

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Don't stick your neck out.

YOU. Your women are mine. Give them to me. I want to sell them

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Re: Computer says yes

I use the three big desktop OSes. I dislike them all equally but not as much as meeja types or Mail.app. I believe there are others who don't like them either.

So there you go, fake copyright claims, meeja types, and Mail.app. All things I dislike.

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Computer says yes

They're meeja types browsing YouTube from their Macs, they believe everything the iShiny tells them. At least they managed to reply so it means they're not using Mail.app.

All hail the content-driven economy. This is the future.

Leaked doc: Europe's justice chiefs forming plans to cosy up to ISPs

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Re: I don't get it.

It doesn't. Everyone's adding their bright idea onto the wishlist on the back of a tragedy.

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MS got a request for data over the Charlie Hebdo attacks

And they gave the data in 45 minutes, including checking if the claim was legal (which it was).

The current system works. There is no need for these powers.

Planning to upgrade your Lumia to Windows 10? NOT SO FAST

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Re: Low end will probably be dropped

Lately they seem to be targeting low-end handsets and forgetting about the high end so they'd be silly to make a phone OS that only plays well with high-end hardware. Probably the first generation of Lumia handsets will get left out.

It seems if they can drop an architecture they will (e.g. ARM tablets) because it's too much work to get Windows 10 to run everywhere. Remember it's just Windows (Phone) 8 with a coat of paint. If they start launching Lumia phones with Intel SoCs then they're in full retreat from Windows 10 for ARM devices.

SURPRISE! Microsoft pops open Windows 10 Preview build early

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Re: Be fair

Thousands, imagine the first high level meetings with everyone sat in front of a powerpoint demo with loads of different coloured shop icons right through to the last ones with 50 shades of grey.

Is it humanly possible to watch Gigli and Battlefield Earth back-to-back?

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Re: Stallone

I won't have a word said against Bad Taste.

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Re: Computer Games Movies

Resident Evil starts off okay but by four and five turns into Excrement Drivel. They never happened.

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Re: I nominate

Too easy, anything with Nicholas Cage in is a guarantee of highest quality natural fertilizer.

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Re: Devil

The ones where the trees shake in the wind drive people to suicide was an MNS one wasn't it?

It's that shit I've forgotten its name.

Is Windows RT not invited to the Windows 10 upgrade party?

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Re: ARM vs ATOM

RT was only an anacronism because it was so nobbled in the first place. If they didn't lock it down and instead let it run proper desktop apps on ARM (instead of some bodge for Office RT) then it would have sold more. If they had put some kind of emulation layer on for simple apps that use the GUI and wait for input then it would have sold a lot more.

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Windows in all the usual places, not everywhere...

They've only got Windows to go everywhere by dropping ARM for tablet devices and relying on Intel to subsidise Atom. Intel's subsidies aren't going to last forever though.

And it's proof that under the hood it's as much held together by rubber bands and paperclips as Windows 8 is. If it were otherwise they could press a button and have yet another build to go alongside Windows 10 for Atom tablets and Windows 10 for ARM phones.

That's marketing for you.

Adobe finds, patches ANOTHER exploited Flash 0day

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Re: yes

I suppose you fudge it to iPad or maybe Safari on Mac.

Free Windows 10 could mean the END for Microsoft and the PC biz

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Stop and think a bit, please...

It means that if you hit the download button from a Windows 7/8/8.1 machine and the date is between the launch date and the launch date + 12 months then it the cost is $0. Otherwise there will be a price attached.

"We will continue to keep it current for the supported lifetime of the device" - just like XP/Vista/7/8/8.1.

If you think it's going to lock up after 12 months and ask you for your credit card number like Cryptolocker then you're barking up the wrong tree. It's just not legally possible to do that, the Windows you've got now is yours and can't be taken off you.

What they may possibly do is charge for updates after the initial support period is over, like many people said should have been done with Windows XP when it was EOL'd.

Your anonymous code contributions probably aren't: boffins

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Re: @Dan 55 (was: C++ ...)

All code should be fast and, especially these days, secure. If the code doesn't have to hit the hardware it then is in all probability easier to write and maintain in C++ than C.

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Re: C++ ...

RAII says you're wrong.

Maybe a kernel requires C because it acts as the intermediary between hardware and the rest of the system and it's better to stick with tried and tested code than change everything to C++ just for the sake of it, but the average program does not.

Microsoft will give away Windows 10 FREE - for ONE year

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WTF?

To El Reg: Re: Huge image of Bart Simspson

Why? Have you had a meeting and decided you don't need a readership or something?

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Re: Danger Will Robinson?

They cannot suddenly switch an OS that you bought or came with your computer to a rental model. As well as being illegal in the western world and getting them sued into bankrupcy, there'd be an avalanche of Wintel landfill when the 12 months are up.

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Re: 'Windows as a service'

Of course he's not heartbroken losing customers, if he were he'd be on his fifth transplant by now.

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Re: I'm free!

XP isn't getting a free upgrade because of hardware specs and there's still real money to be made with updates and support contracts.

What about people with Vista though? It's practically Windows 7 once the Platform Update has been installed, the install base isn't that high, yet MS still can't resist giving them another poke in the eye.