* Posts by Richard 120

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Google's 7in tablet stalled for last-minute tweaks

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Re: $199 (£126)????

I was thinking the same thing, which will probably result in something similar to the samsung galaxy tab 2 7", the toshiba thrive 7 or the Acer iconia A100

Probably a tegra 250 with 1Gb RAM, 8Gb SSD, 1280 x 800 screen or thereabouts.

I look forward to it.

Toshiba swaps skinny Android tablet's CPU

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Is anything?

I'm not sure anything is really toddler proof from experience, I think the only way to keep these things safe is to keep them out of reach.

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Tosh Tablets

I've been looking a lot at tablets and from what I can gather the Tosh tablets seem to be very well spec'd and perform well in comparison with others, but they suffer from a shorter battery life than most, it'll be interesting to see what the reviews say on this one.

UK's '£1.2bn software pirates' mostly 'blokes under 34'

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Entirely fictional Money

I'm fairly sure my brother-in-law Dave has downloaded about £2.4million worth of stuff that he wouldn't actually buy, in fact I'm fairly sure he only actually uses/watches about 1% of what he torrents.

I don't get it myself, I just don't have the time to look for stuff that I'm never going to use or watch just for the sake of downloading it.

'IT is no place for the little ladies', says Dell mouthpiece

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Re: Shirley not

I'm not going to disagree, but I've only worked with 2 or 3 women who actually do anything related to IT, one's a great linux admin, one does a first rate job as a support analyst and one works leading our testing. The trouble is, they're the exception rather than the rule, all the other women I've worked with and known just don't want to get involved in the technical and it's far easier for them to get administrative jobs, or even easier sales & marketing.

I don't know whether that's as a result of the existing male dominance or whether it's as a result of female predisposition to those sorts of roles.

For the same reason I don't know whether little girls are predispositioned to like pink and hence there are vast numbers of pink products marketed to little girls, or do little girls like pink because everything marketed towards them is pink.

Vote now for the worst movie NEVER made

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possibly

I'm not sure whether they were "made", perhaps a better term is "vomitted"

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I've never been there

I noticed a trend for setting these things in Dagenham, is it really that bad?

I thought maybe Slough, or Watford Gap service station might be settings that could also fit.

Megan Fox fingers fondleslab in sexy store promo

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Thumb Up

Another of my many pet peeves is that transposition of "frequent" and "regular" for that you get an upvote Stike.

Nokia's fontastic Pure wins 'design Oscar'

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Big Brother

Re: It's a font...

@Ragarath that's a seriously good spot. I had not noticed until you pointed that out.

Your comment is rendered in a font where it's actually impossible to see the difference, there is a slight difference in this new font, but you have to look closely, which kind of breaks it in my opinion.

It also makes a mockery of Magnus_Pym and his comment about specific characters being visibly different.

I award you a Big brother icon for observation.

Gov IT contractors hire staff in India to work on benefits system

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Big Brother

Re: Source Code

I was thinking the same thing, this development should surely be restricted at least, the code should be protected and developed in a controlled environment within this countries boundaries by cleared personnel.

Big brother should be watching this, but they seem more concerned with intruding on civil liberties.

Council to chuck £28m wad at schools' ICT supplier

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Re: Er, iPads?

Hey Micky (you're so fine), I understand that not all special needs kids are clumsy careless people. However some kids with violent behaviour disorders will not treat anything with respect, and you're proposing it's a better idea to give them a £400 iPad than to give them a ruggedized tablet.

I think it's a bad idea to give any kids that sort of equipment, whether they're in a wheelchair, on crutches, are in a coma or totally hyperactive.

I was a kid once too.

So no I'm not insinuating that ALL special needs kids are clumsy careless people, just that some of them aren't going to respect anything they're given.

You also seem to be suggesting that IT folks shouldn't have an opinion on what IT equipment should be used in a given situation.

You know that a lot of IT folks have experience of gathering a set of requirements and making a recommendation based on those requirements right? And that those IT folks will have a far broader knowledge of available technology than that of the average "skilled professional" (or case worker)

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Re: Er, iPads?

Further to the other comment about "why iPads?", wouldn't kids in schools and in particular Special Needs kids actually be better off with something a bit more rugged? I'm pretty sure that nothing about the iPad is actually unique apart from maybe the price.

Also I'm not a huge fan of the whole locked in OS thing, in my opinion the Apple strategy is worse for the consumer than the whole MS strategy, at least when you bought a PC with a MS OS installed you could still get support for the hardware in the event you replace the OS.

6,000 sign e-petition to put Turing on £10 note

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Statue

He should definitely have a statue, I'm sure he would appreciate being on top of a long stiff column.

'Fileless' malware installs into RAM

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Re: so it does install files?

That's what this version does.

What about the version that they haven't found yet, which just lives in RAM.

If it's pervasive enough then the botnet could just run in RAM.

And then when the JVM's die so too does that part of the botnet, so the body is dumped, no evidence.

Banks toss $8bn into Facebook's lap ahead of IPO

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Unhappy

Re: Banks have a lot to answer for.

Who do the banks answer to?

STUNNING NEW APPLE DEVICES that will follow the iPad 3 HD!

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Pint

Re: My faith in humanity has been destroyed

I think part of the problem is that it's not even a Friday, let alone April 1st.

I did get slightly confused and disorientated in the 4th dimension when I read this, I did find it funny though.

And because I'm still slightly disoriented, have a drink, it's some day in the week, the future is happening as you read this, the weekend approaches.

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Re: Yer a bit previous, lads

The date format is also entirely logical, or at least more logical than the US format.

Reading from left to right the magnitude of the figures increases, day, month, year.

What's the logic behind the random sequence in the US format?

A more useful format I find is usually the reverse : year, month, day.

Righthaven stripped of rights

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Re: "Moot" means many things.

I'd go as far as to say that the OP is a moot point.

Ford: kick your car to open the boot

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Facepalm

But

Won't Apple sue for patent infringement?

Oz says 41 hits a day turn bloggers into publishers

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Forum Posts

So how different is posting on a blog to posting on a forum?

Will we see a return of the Moderatrix? Or at least a return to the dark ages between the new "free post" system and the Moderatrix.

This means we'll need an edit button.

Apple: We never said Siri would actually work in the UK

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Re: Fascism

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means

Blighty's Post Office computer system goes titsup

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Facepalm

Re: Ten quid

You say it as a joke, but I've seen it happen, it was about 6 months after a go-live and the DB server went bang.

There was no archive policy and they simply hadn't designed in any cleanup process.

The solution - bigger disks, worked for a bit.

US shuts down Canadian gambling site with Verisign's help

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Re: America...

I'm guessing maybe that the downvotes and the subsequent reply didn't get the reference.

It's Team America : World Police

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They already are

But only if the "house" is outside America.

If it's inside America and pays it's taxes then it's fine.

They call it protectionism and they say that people shouldn't do it.

I'm guessing they mean that people outside of America shouldn't do it.

Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?

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Happy

Re: Commentard is OK, Freetard not so much

Why do you think that?

Freetard and Paytard are antonyms and are used by el Reg fairly regularly, if they are snide labels then at least el Reg is slinging mud in all directions, what you might call balanced journalism.

If all are treated equally in such a way then how can it be derogatory?

Biting the hand that feeds IT and all that.

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Re: I have not voted.

Aha, your pseudonym is revealed, Ned Flanders.

Woman spanked for dissing ex in Facebook snapshot

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Re: Re: Re: Translation

@Alister, fix it by clicking on the upvote. I am led to understand that this cancels out aforementioned misclick

Now Proview seeks ban on ALL iPads coming out of China

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Facepalm

They've kind of buggered themselves up there too

It's not like Apple can actually go for anything similar because of the precendent they themselves have set in their litigiousness, iPood, Driphone & Pad to name but three.

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Coffee/keyboard

bellendery

*snigger*

iPads seized from shelves by Chinese officials

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Mushroom

LOSE

FFS the word is lose!

Loose makes me think of a dog crapping all over the furniture.

US tweet deportation: Chilling behind-the-scenes photos

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Re: imagine if they had been....

Asian,

We probably would not have heard about the story unless maybe we lived in Asia and they reported it in the Asian press, never having been there I assume they have newspapers and the like.

I'm not sure why you'd expect to hear about incidents involving Americans and Asians in the European press?

Similarly, I had a friend who mentioned that during the reporting of the Costa Concordia incident that the numbers breakdown mentioned Spanish, British, Italians etc. the rest of them were apparently Asian.

I would expect the Asian press to break it down similarly, so there were Chinese, Korean, Indian etc., the rest were from somewhere else.

I think you may be a British with Asian origins or an Asian living in Britain who's a bit disgruntled about the lack of Asian reporting, don't take it so personally, it's just a different part of the world.

Facebook IPO: Boom or bubble?

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The money is real

The money comes from the purchase of virtual items with real money.

Zynga is a top provider of freemium games. If you're not sure what freemium is then google will help.

I'm not entirely sure that their valuation is based entirely on genuine currency though.

Zynga valued at roughly $7bn, from what I can gather FB take a 30% cut (the Apple model) of transactions made on the site, so 30% of what Zynga makes is 12% of what FB makes.

If you go with the simplest of maths and use some poor logic still favouring facebook two and a half times the valuation of Zynga, roughly a fifth of the $100bn valuation.

I don't trade, but I have been on facebook and got bored of Zynga games so I find it interesting that they come up with these astronomical numbers.

I'm guessing the rest of the revenue comes from other freemium games, advertising and probably some "goodwill" which from what I can gather is a proper "virtual money"

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Joke

Go back and read again

sed 's/uk/ck/'

ICANN responds to smut portal antitrust lawsuit

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Hmm

So non-profit organisations, that's like a charity right?

So charities give the stuff they get given to the people it's intended for, like children in africa, that sort of thing, oviously after deducting their overheads (or "skimming" as I like to think of it)

What happens to the cash given to ICANN then? Presumably a hefty amount of "skimming" and maybe a chunk goes to the people it's intended for, presumably those running the DNS servers?

If I was looking after those DNS servers I'd be thinking - "Where's my chunk?"

Feds: Apple, Google, Adobe, Intel, Pixar had wage-fixing no-poach pact

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FAIL

@Aaron Em

What are you going on about?

You think a union is made up of only people who do the same jobs?

I'm afraid you're somewhat behind the times, by several decades.

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The emplyees may take advantage

But that only works to a certain point, if you are skilled and a good worker you get rewarded, whereas if you're not then you don't.

What is wrong with wanting a salary that reflects your abilities and effort?

Take what these companies have done to the extreme and you end up with slavery.

This is the sort of act (and logic) which keeps the 1% rich.

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You mean

Like a union?

There should be more action by unions on behalf of IT staff, including contractors.

I'm part ot the way socialist.

Iranian coder faces execution 'for building smut websites'

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Trollface

Obvious

Obvious troll is obvious.

Teen net addicts pee in bottles to stay glued to WoW

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Terminator

And we're one step closer to the matrix

The Register to publish other sites' blacked-out content in SOPA protest

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IT Angle

Semaphore

Can we not use semaphore it's got to be cheaper and cleaner too?

Think of the jobs created getting spotters and signallers installed on all the hills, mounds, mountains over the country, that'd be good for the economy too.

Of course binary data would need to be re-encoded into hexavigesimal.

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WTF?

WTF?!

What sort of censorship is that?

That's like playing hide and seek with a three year old where they put their hands over their eyes so that you can't see them.

Are these internet companies just pretending perhaps?

Making it easy to circumvent the censorship in order to maintain their presence and not lose too many page hits?

Cop-out

Neighbours not Liking Facebook's new campus

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Alien

Freak

How many hands do you have?

Farmville maker Zynga raises $1bn for IPO

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Where's the value of Facebook coming from?

Zynga are the people who have monetized Facebook.

I don't see that facebook on it's own has great value other than (another) advertising platform.

Jedi light-sabre beats Taser in Oregon parking-lot fracas

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Sith

Is he not slightly more likely to be a Sith?

World's biggest music streaming service launches - for tech idiots

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FAIL

Condesceding much?

"don't tell me what to do. I have habits that are older than you are."

Hypocrit.

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Flame

This is The Register, where technical people read articles on particle physics and reminisce about the days of computing when there were punch cards, or you had to do your own memory management malloc & calloc etc.

Surely we can be as condescending about tech idiots as we like, it's our domain.

People are just as condescending if not more so about us (techies, geeks or nerds) when they're in their domain, so I'd say they're fair game for cendescension here.

If you don't like it go read the daily mail.

I have you now! Top 10 Star Wars Xmas presents

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Also

There's some awesome Star Wars Lego out there -

http://shop.lego.com/en-GB/Super-Star-Destroyer-10221?icmp=COHomeShopUK10221

Microsoft beaten down 16pc on software sales to NHS

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Not all Criminal Justice

I work on a CJ account, we run SLES albeit on VMware, we've been running it for years, we've got some IBM stuff too, which is where I reckon a lot of money goes.

I suggested open source AV instead of paying McAfee, but that was basically laughed at, other open source stuff does tend to get jumped on if you can make it work though.

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