* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Mountain View delivers Google Analytics opt-out

Tom 7

@Nick Stallman

"And how should a website owner get statistics of his traffic then?"

Its quite easy to do - you dont need to go to a 2nd party for this information - its only the williterate that need to pay others for web basics.

As for google analytices etc - NoScript them - you'd be amazed how much faster sites work!

Taxpayers may ship 736 iPads to Brussels

Tom 7

Great idea

if its anything like the Iphone it will improve the MEP's productivity to the point of not doing anything at all and all those lobbyists sidestepping democracy will be on the receiving end of how great the Ipad is until they have go and get one and be so unproductive that lobbying will die out and we might just be able to get on with out lives.

Google removes Chrome beta tag on Mac, Linux

Tom 7

"upcoming performance improvements to Flash"

You mean it will actually work - or just crash faster?

Terence Conran slams 'appalling' Olympic mascots

Tom 7

I'm sure they'd clash

with the Terence Conrad design home decor that was ripped out of any house twenty years ago for the reasons given above.

Fashion - for people who cant afford personalities (TM)

Color ebook reader for 200 clams? Yup

Tom 7

Wow

I don't think I've been so unimpressed for a long time. Well not since I last looked at an e-reader. I can get a much better (screenwise higher res -smaller but then half a page is enough) netbook from argos clearance and with 160G hard drive and longer battery life for less. And its so much more useful - try reading an e-reader in bed - you really want something that folds in half...

Oh and it works as a computer as well...

School IT quango to be expelled

Tom 7

All these complaints about which Office Software to use

in IT classes. So do physics departments argue over which knitting patterns to use?

Teaching office skills is all well and good - but in IT classes?

Its no wonder kids coming out of college think debugging involves staring long and hard at the screen and praying. A 2.1 in looking thing up in MSN is really helpful when the coffee machines knackered.

Google open video codec may face patent clash

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@J I

"H.264 is highly encumbered with patents, but at least you know what they are and how much they cost"

Until 2015 !! Then, only then will MPEG-LA tell you how much its REALLY going to cost!

Google is not choosing to fight this battle - its those companies who use the drug pusher model to try and make money out of other peoples work and hope that by threatening very costly legal action you will buy their 'service'. Their service being to charge you to use your computer to watch video downloaded using the internet connection you've already payed for. A bit like me putting a coin meter in your telly and charging you to watch the BBC.

Microsoft declares war on 'sophisticated' click-fraud scheme

Tom 7

They're the leaders in one-click fraud

Ever accepted a EULA?

Google programming Frankenstein is a Go

Tom 7

fork fork and fork again

Google should do for languages what they've just done for video.

If they, and Mozilla could perhaps make JavaScript2* so we could work in the same language for web pages as on the server - and sidestep MS and Adobes attempts to help develop javascript by joining the standards body** then we might get somewhere.

OK MS and Apple might not implement it for a while but once FF et all have implementations that make your browser run like a proper GUI*** they'd soon follow.

* this had most (if not all) the bits required for 'proper' programming

** business speak for cutting its head off and pooing down its neck so their own bastard proprietary stuff gets a look-in where it wouldnt otherwise.

*** its been possible for 15 years or so - but for proprietary implementations of web specs.

Wave gravy splashes onto Google Apps

Tom 7

Just logged on to wave

with about 30 IT literate contacts. When it finally came up (3 minutes to load)

Last activity 2/2/10

Wrote a program to do the soduko - you do know you can use computers to do things other than 'collaborate' dont you?

DAB lobby launches radio scrappage scheme

Tom 7

Already scrapped mine

chucked out my £75 Dab radio - I gave it to someone who has put it in his garden shed. It was just awful - fm just hisses a bit when the signal drops or is interrupted - dab either sounds like shit gurgling down a drain or cracks and pops and attempt to blow up my very expensive HiFi. The man in the shop lent me a top of the range one to try - that was even worse.

I have a problem with people trying to generate a revenue stream with a piece of new technology but when its worse than the thing its replacing that's just called theft.

Flash embraces Google's open video codec

Tom 7

Whoopie

I'm really looking forward to a good clean open source codec being hampered by memory leaks and infinite loops from dreamdamper produced 'flash'.

For a moment there it looked as if I'd get to use the CPU on my computer but Adobe has graciously offered to remove that onerous responsibility from me.

Dev goes 'Wild' with H.264 Firefox

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How long now

before a Greece* gets a low interest loan and all of a sudden we get software patents in Europe?

* or any other EU country that puts business interests before that of its voters.

Microsoft fluffs boffins with supercomputer promise

Tom 7

new tools

to "automate and simplify writing software through parallel processing"

I look forward to their timemachine program so I can go back 20 years (from now not when MS make a time machine) so I can wait expectantly for MS to innovate the things I played with then.

Linux gets jiggy with more filesystems in 2.6.34 kernel release

Tom 7

RE: Release candidate?

I'd imagine it will be finished about the time MS/Apple/Adobe etc all have either taken all your money for their regularly finished products or given up altogether, For everyone's sake I hope its the latter.

HTML5 unfit for web TV, says Hulu

Tom 7

Sounds more like Hulu unfit for web

All they seem to ask for, bar DRM are easy to implement. DRM is in reality impossible so why bother?

Mystery fungus smacks Afghan opium poppies

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Try Norfolk

or anywhere in East Anglia - the stuff was grown there during in the war and grows there still!

Only in the UK are people so stupid as to get something from abroad that they can grow in their own front garden - and win best bloom competition down the village hall too!

Biz Linux needs Office license to run MS web apps

Tom 7

Turn my pc into a typewriter?

Use office software on a computer?

How 19thC - I'd rather feed hay to my Lear Jet. MS has made a fortune selling coals to nuclear power stations. I just wish I had the lack of moral courage to hold back progress for 30 years for a quick mega-buck.

Can't find a smartbook to buy? Blame Adobe

Tom 7

So nothing to do with the

you sell these and it the cost of licences for an OS (that wont run on ARM cos we are as shit at programming as Adobe is) will rise and make you bankrupt then?

Viagra spam shop live on Twitter for a month

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Too close to call

There's a vas deferens between where viagra is aimed and what is generally twittered.

Microsoft's Cambridge boffins to up sticks in 2012

Tom 7

I wonder what they do there?

With MS record in innovation are these boffins all historians?

Microsoft defends death of free video in IE 9

Tom 7

@Cowboy Bob

But the money they make in the states is being used to ensure that the bleeding obvious will be patentable over here.

I would bet my annual salary that MS spend more on 'influencing' the law makers in the EU and UK than they do on actually writing video-codec support code.

And judging from UK bottom licking of the US if you actually made an H.264 encoded video you'd get a free one way trip to the US just in case someone there felt you were infringing.

New drug spray 'makes men as soppy as girls'

Tom 7

"Where is a spray that will make women indifferent to the suffering of others?"

I think what your looking for is called a 'lasting relationship'.

Blokes spend 11 months in shed

Tom 7

Only 11 months?

Thats some lousy homebrew kits your using there!

Sony sued for dropping Linux from PS3

Tom 7

Wake up to the real world

This is modern business. Just because you pay lots of money for something doesn't mean you own it!

BB - you can only use the bits your ISP lets you

Music industry is working on pay as you listen so you will have to pay everytime you listen to your favourite track or youre a freetard.

Windows - on license

Your PC - see above - you have to upgrade when MS need a cash injection.

These are all apparently modern innovative business practices. I'm just waiting for Monsanto to demand your gut is separated from your stomach so you have to eat twenty times as much of their products to live.

If you dont like it go buy a government or two - they did.

Scammers plunder gullible iPad owners' backdoors

Tom 7

Tautology of the Week

gullible iPad owners

Windows Server to ride upgrade wave

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Tsunami surely?

@Bugs R Us - they are ten a penny as that's what they're generally worth. However every upgrade seems to require a lot of very expensive training courses to find out where the icon/menu item has moved to so the company they work for can continue hiding its data in more and more complicated 'documents'.

Viewsonic ViewBook 130 ultra-slim laptop

Tom 7

style over function

If it fits in your pocket slim is good.

If you have to carry it around in a case slim is pointless. Especially if you have to carry a book to raise it up when in use to avoid RSI when typing.

I would imagine slim also means fragile.

Adobe gives up on the iPhone

Tom 7

And why not

they seem to have given up on flash on the PC in any way other than promoting it.

Pinhead Mac Trojan sticks it to fanbois

Tom 7

Still not a virus

no - the machine is so infected with OSX there's not room for another.

I have a computer for me - not to defend Apple 24/7

Epic Fail: How the photographers won, while digital rights failed

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@frymaster

"Of course, a better one would be that it's in the businesses' best interests to live in the real world,"

But they do - they know full well that an internet owned by its users and a music industry controlled by those that create the music leads to their rapid destruction. Their only business model is to buy protection law from an ignorant (corrupt?) government.

For every illegal download there are 20 lost sales to the musician due to the music industries 'value added' costs.

'iPhone 4G' found on floor of bar

Tom 7

Tables just seem to wobble in bars

so no need for one of those under a leg.

Oracle charges $90 for Sun's free ODF plug-in

Tom 7

Why do people still pay to make life hard for themselves?

It still amuses me that people use 19thC paper shaped documents to slow their computers and employees down and increase their IT expenses beyond anyone's wildest dreams.

'Documents' are the horse trailer tied to your Lear jet.

Adobe bakes secure P2P into Flash

Tom 7

All this inovation

Adobe just never stops using the features of the internet that were there from the start, and belittling them.

Whatever next - a page markup language that doesn't turn your 21stC computer into a 19thC typewriter?

Microsoft stealth launches 'historic' programming language

Tom 7

An historic language!

Give it a couple of weeks before you call it history - some of its features are still used by the cognoscenti - but not the lock-in.

Google Chrome OS to route print jobs around planet

Tom 7

Printing - How 19th Century!

I've found that if you use computer shaped documents - HTML works pretty well - and construct your documents in screen sized chunks rather than paper sized chunks then there is no need to print them - and they are so much more manageable that way too! A lot less virus ridden than Pointless Document Format too!

The only thing I've printed lately was some check-in documents for a holiday in Portugal. They didnt work either!

Fanboi's delight - the top ten free iPad apps

Tom 7

For the price of an Ipiddle

you can get several of these

http://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/WePad-Offene-iPad-Alternative-ohne-Preisdiktat-und-Zensur-976053.html

I think - I no sprakensie thingy

Man coughs to sex with donkey and horse

Tom 7

How low can you get?

I've got a nice mole that's really dirty!

Trouble is it eats worms...

Mozilla betas Flash flak jacket with 'Lorentz'

Tom 7

why dont they just automate the crash report

flash done it. EOS.

Giant solar-powered aircraft takes to the skies

Tom 7

That is assuming your we're stupid enough

to insist on still air to fly in. Using trade winds would more than halve that.

Adobe mulls changes to close hole in PDF apps

Tom 7

Perhaps if it would be better for them

to give up trying to reinvent the square wheel when there are working round ones out there.

Mozilla: 'no plans' to bundle Flash with Firefox

Tom 7

Flashblock

one way of getting the horse and cart off the information highway.

Booby-trapping PDF files: A new how-to

Tom 7

@JC 2

Document distribution is, in computing terms, an historical mistake.

A document is out of date the moment it is 'printed'.

Get away from 19thC office concepts and try using your computer as a computer and not a typewriter - you'll get a lot more value from it and save a fortune too!

Video giant embraces Flash-phobic iPad with HTML 5

Tom 7
FAIL

"HTML5, specifically intended to support non-Flash "

There's nothing to stop Adobe using HTML5 and open standards - apart from greed and a complete lack of programming ability.

Trojan poses as Adobe update utility

Tom 7

How to update Adobe Safely

Go to add remove/programs and click on remove completely.

Lords: Analogue radio must die

Tom 7

If I wanted to listen to a river gurgling

I'll go to the river. I've tried a variety of DAB units and none of them work round here. If there's a give away of DAB radios its going to cost me a fortune in wobbly tables to make use of them.

World Cup-themed PDF attack kicks off

Tom 7

Pointless Document Format

or Problematic Document Format - but never ever Portable -how did they manage to sell that lie to so many?

Times websites want £1 a day from June

Tom 7

Struggling newspaper industry?

Where? It closed down years ago!

Are you talking about the not very glossy fashion, opinion and media automasturbation things that replaced them with the same names?

US Navy plans self-building floating fortresses

Tom 7

ISO standard cubes?

So when are Microsoft innovating they're MS standard blocks that dont quite fit the ISO ones, or any of their older ones come to that?

MIT boffins on track of portable 60-watt seawater desalinator

Tom 7

Overkill

I seem to remember a solar powered water purifier that cost about 10p to make - simple inflatable tent of black and clear plastic that worked extremely well from about twenty years ago. One the size of a wheel would be working in the KW region.