* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

RISC-V business: Tech foundation moving to Switzerland because of geopolitical concerns

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Re: What About World War 3?

So are we seeing the early signs of governments deciding that there's been way too much technology sharing going on unfettered?

No - its pure pig ignorance that drives it. I'm convinced the people that want to restrict sharing do not have the mental capacity to understand how things work, let alone how to make them work better.

Bose customers beg for firmware ceasefire after headphones fall victim to another crap update

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A level frequency response at last.

And much lower distortion in the bass region too.

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Re: Perhaps they are not listening

The users are mostly posing.

Taxi for Uber: Ride-hailing app giant stripped of licence to operate in London

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FAIL

A fantastic product that seems to give too many passengers sore nether regions?

Beware the trainee with time on his hands and an Acorn manual on his desk

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Re: ITeC

re wordstar - before mice came along istr many apps had very powerful command line interfaces that were, due to the programs being written either by or very closely with the users, would be incredibly ergonomic and usable one you got into them. And as for Cherry - I could do with a DEV VT100 which IIRC were ergonomic too and in combination with the sensible programming of keys and keystrokes resulted in workflows that could only be repeated today if you were to look like someone off that bloody christmas jumper add.

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Re: Oh, the joys

I was fortunate enough to have played on 'proper' computers before net send came along. Running decayscreen or similar on other workstations meant that by the time net send arrived we were all under orders not to do that shit. So we didnt much - mainly because death could ensue.

Found on Mars: Alien insects... or whatever the hell this smudge is supposed to be, anyway

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Re: I See Dead People

"Virgin Mary in a stucco wall" were women allowed to drive then?

That code that could never run? Well, guess what. Now Windows thinks it's Batman

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how Awkward!

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Re: Managers

No, but they can violate the procedures they themselves insisted on. And they disobey their own instructions regularly.

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Re: True multitasking didn't exist ...

PDP-6 Multics 1964

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Re: True multitasking didn't exist ...

Some could have been doing sine and others tangents....

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I've always been a great believer in universal code and documentation

largely to prevent code development conflicting with the project plans so my code frequently contains comments marked so they can be scanned by a simple parser and the plans can be easily updated to march reality. Of course this rarely happens satisfactorily and the comments are sometime left in the code and comment like '/**** this library could easily be replaced by stndrsearch.lib but for some reason nameoftwattyignorantmanager wont listen to sense again ****/' get left in.

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Re: True multitasking didn't exist ...

Multitasking existed in 1613 but race conditions merely meant the computer supervisor went down the row of desks and caned the computer who was a bit behind with their calculations,

Astroboffins spot the most energetic photons yet from gamma ray burst – and here's hoping Earth is right in the way of the next one

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Re: Here's hoping..

That would be the back of your head though.

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Re: Here's hoping..

That is the bit that 'solves' the Fermi Paradox - most galaxies cant host life until they've stopped behaving badly and then it takes a few billion more years to get to stupid life.

Intel end-of-lifing BIOS and driver downloads for dusty hardware

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Re: A 20-year support cycle

20 year old motherboards still work. 5 year old ones not so much.

'Literally a paperweight': Bose users fume at firmware update that 'doesn't fix issues'

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Re: The more complex the plumbing...

I have - they've got smaller, prettier and shitter.

Bloodhound gang hits 1,010kph, retreats to lab to work on smashing the land speed record

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Bloody lovely place - only the potholes in London would stop me trying this.

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A bridge over troubled water: Intel teases Ponte Vecchio, the GPU brains in US govt's 1-exaFLOPS Aurora supercomputer

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Re: We'll burn that bridge when we come to it

ISTR people doing this actually enjoy the challenge and the 10nm team will be hoping the 7nm team get it almost right so they can leapfrog to whatever comes next.

I am prepared to believe modern management may insist on people not enjoying their job but there is some progress here so I guess the people in the know keep them out of arms reach.

Ex-Capita accountant who claimed £10k bung to leave was blackmail has appeal thrown out

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I wonder if there is a way for my phone to accidentally record all of this?

Like a BAT outta hell, Brave browser hits 1.0 with crypto-coin rewards for your fave websites

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Re: What's so wrong with just using a donate buttton?

I'd imagine it costs your company more for the electricity than you receive in craptocurrency so you are going to lose in the long run.

Oracle and Google will fight in court over Java AGAIN and this time it's going to the Supremes

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Re: SCO no!

If Oracle do win I'm going to clean up on my recent purchase of bolt and screw specifications.

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Whatever - I just hope they are low lying and Greenland's glaciers get a fucking move on.

Physicists are rather giddy after creating a rare type of laser using laughing gas

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Re: Pedantic time

A masochistic comedian likes his punch lines.

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Is a cylotron in the rear

a back seat driver if it wont stop torqueing?

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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Re: Sometimes it's fun, though....

I find it hard to work out why rolling in rotting animals or shit is so enticing for them. I cant imagine creeping up on a flock of sheep smelling like hades is a good hunting technique. And given the little bastard can track a deer for about a mile* at full pelt when its just their hooves on the ground why do they want to swamp their sense of smell?

* the little bugger seems to follow them until he cant hear us screaming and whistling for him to come back at which point he realises he's on his own and shits himself and comes back as quickly as possible until he comes across a stock fence he cleared by 3 foot while chasing the deer scent and then stops and barks like fuck so we have to go and fetch him asap before Farmer Palmer blasts him to bits.

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Re: I can see why smoking was banned!

The thing is it wouldnt go up in flames. Morgan 3 wheelers run on alcohol because its got a bigger bang than petrol. These things would explode and then the floors above would come crashing down. It would all be blamed on terrorists though and the 'security' would be stepped up even further.

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Re: Legality

So what is shooting unarmed people in the back as they run away then?

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Re: Making a stink about a.....stink

Ipswich speedway got closed down by some carpetbaggers moving in nearby and complaining about the noise.

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Re: Sometimes it's fun, though....

My dad was a Zoology Prof and had a penchant for animal skeletons, On a trip round the Farn Islands we located a dead seal. The return boat journey involved our family at the stern of the boat and everyone else up the bow making the boat plough through the water. The several hour car journey home with the dead seal in the boot and all the car windows open was hell. As was driving in the car for weeks afterwards.

My brain somehow forgot about this until on the local beach the dog found a well rotten seal pup and managed to roll in it for a good 10 minutes before we found the little shit. Was sorely tempted to pressure wash him after 4 bottles of doggy shampoo and you would still gag close to him.

The skeleton came out lovely mind.

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Re: Making a stink about a.....stink

"I think city dwellers are becoming a little oversensitive to smells." Are you kidding - these idiot pay fortunes to go to restaurants where everything tastes of diesel fumes. Last time I went to the GBBF if took 5 pints before I could taste the beer and not the tube and by then it was too late.

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Re: food, farts, perfume\cologne... whatever

I have a serious problem with certain airports now you are forced to walk through the endless chicane of duty free that occupies the once 10 yard walk to the gates. I think it was Gatwick where my lungs were burning and my eyes watering profusely by the time I'd cleared the perfume area. I can see why smoking was banned!

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Re: Oh boy.. An egg...

But Durian tastes divine if you hold your nose! Fish I have a problem with - just the smell can make me projectile vomit due to poisoning as a child. Its taken me 50 years to be able to walk past the fish counter in a supermarket but dont invite me to a non-country paella party!

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Die trigger triggerer!

Player three has entered Cray's supercomputing game: First AMD Epyc, now Fujitsu's Arm chips

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Re: Not even a codename

Yay to ARM. Now when can we get a class action for the sale of ARM when it should be obvious it was worth a shit load more when it was sold.

Uber CEO compares pedestrian death to murder of Saudi journalist, saying all should be forgiven

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Re: No Humanity Amongst the Powerful

His dad was in the KKK!

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When you're in a hole

and you've got a shit load of dosh you can go all out for the full opencast mine while dumping the shit on a barrier reef!

Shock! US border cops need 'reasonable suspicion' of a crime before searching your phone, laptop

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Re: A CITIZEN'S rights

It takes away their right to be a pompous bullying arsehole.

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Re: A CITIZEN'S rights

And "Thou shalt commit adultery" too!

Astroboffins baffled as Curiosity rover takes larger gasps of oxygen in Martian summers

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Re: Can anyone think of a chemical process?

I've just been reading about the interstellar #2 and that has a huge amount of Oxygen around it. This. it seems comes from water sublimation being ionised by solar radiation (UV presumably) and I can see exactly the same thing happening on Mars as the sun warms subsurface ice during the 'summer'.

I'm still not that Gary, says US email mixup bloke who hasn't even seen Dartford Crossing

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Re: Couple of times for me as well, though in the past

Shit psychic if they didnt see that coming.

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Re: Can I get you to do Morrisons as well?

Try replying with a new delivery address.

Astroboffins capture video of Mercury passing across the Sun's surface

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Re: 2032 - another reason for staying alive.

I've read stuff that says 2033 and 2066 arent going to be storms. Not found out why but hope its not true. And I'm off somewhere nice to watch it. Saw a cracker in Cuba one year.

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2032 - another reason for staying alive.

That, and then possibly a bumper Leonids in 2033 which is also the year my drunken decision not to take a lump sum on my pension makes sense.

Hyphens of mass destruction: When a clumsy finger meant the end for hundreds of jobs

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Re: Nostalgia ain't what it used to be...

If you concentrate on the data and not the GUI/'marketing' then its amazing what you can do with stuff. I used to help write and run a web site and back end for 30,000 customers and 300 in house PCs on 3 hefty windows pentium boxes and a big IBM box for the erp DB in the late 90s. Out if interest I pissed about on a PiZeroW and found I could run the web and DB on it with similar latency to the windows/ibm setup for similar user loads for up to 100 customers using the system when memory started to run out. I dont think we ever had that many customers online at once on the old setup. Not a perfect comparison but it did make me wonder WTF my own desktop is doing with all that CPU it seems to use!

SpaceX flings another 60 Starlink satellites into orbit in firm's heaviest payload to date

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Re: I'm glad my late grandfather is no longer around to see this...

A friend of mine used to underwrite* rocket and satellite launches. He's retired now but I may ask him over a glass of vino some time,

* is that a dimensional thing with space junk?

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Re: Optimism

Viewing the universe thorough an atmosphere is far from ideal.

So whose gonna lift me and my scope up there then when I pop out after dinner to have a look at Uranus?

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Re: "marking the fourth reuse of a booster"

All this clarification is getting confusing!