IT Angle
I loved way you crowbarred in the Nortel link to get an IT Angle.
Good show sir, good show.
172 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Feb 2008
Matt, I do hope your joking with that statement. You need to get an antivirus program regardless of how secure your operating system is.
One of the unmentioned problems of the Open Source World is the lack of 'great' antivirus packages for Linux.
Now, as soon as Norton port over their excellent AV software to that 'ooboontoo' thingy then I'm there.
I do hope that people make up this shite on wikipedia...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_(mass)
'A batman... It is equivalent to 1000 pood'
The pood article then contains the glorious quote:
'An old Russian proverb reads, "You never know a man until you have eaten a pood of salt with him." '
I'm going back to my SQL it's safer.
... from the Birmingham Mail website:
"He previously worked as a dustman, a security guard, in call centres, countless factories and Burger King before becoming a journalist"... brilliant
His article I can't find on the Birmingham Mail site, but I it's on Google cache. Yep, definitely a big cut and paste job. (He certainly fits the cowboy hat)
"TORONTO passed an equality law a few years ago that women can legally walk down the street bare chested because men can do the same.
As I was standing amongst one million people at the city’s giant Caribana festival, half of them bikini clad women, I was a tad disappointed that the good people of Toronto do not take their laws a bit more seriously."
El Reg, seriously you need to hire this guy to get your Paris Hilton angle in every story.
Although only because I have nostalgia for his role in Neverwhere (Great tv show).
I sadly fear that Russel T Davies will have a hand in the end of Tennants doctor so it's likely that 'the Doctor's Daughter' will come in and fill the role when this current doctor dies. (Kinda like Saw II - yep shite).
My vote still stands as it did last time with Eddie Izzard for doctor.
Sweet jayzus.
- I tried to think of ways that the site could be useful. Even clicked around to see what sort of passionate debates are going back and forth. Let's hear someone get passionate about their chosen topic, I thought. I found none. Instead I stumbled on paramore_lover's posts.
FFS - There is no defence for this site. Seriously FFS.
I'm off to scrub out my ears with bleach.
I really don't. They've made their money through a few dodgy deals and have a nice pension ahead immune from responsibility so now it's time to quit and let someone else sort out the mess.
Only problem is that since those crazy hippy democrats picked a black man for the ticket the Republican's campaign team have had to work a bit harder to lose. (hence Palin).
Penguin because I want to stay as far away from Alaska as possible.
I spent some of the first fricking months of my life dangling upside down.
What was the big deal? More to the point though... David Blaine has 100s of fans. Jesus & I thought the credit crunch was a sign things were bad.
Can we have a david blaine icon preferably to represent stories of people making a twatdangle of themselves for publicity?
Paris because we'd all love to tw*tdangle for her.
Amtrak & Business Post. Really folks you are not improving by much.
Service, is about the same. (shite) Although this is true for all the lads, DHL, Citylink, FedEx. because they all underpay, undertrain and over work their staff.
From the side that matters to the customers: BP do have a reasonable home delivery service if the sender fills in the despatch info properly (we never do this because we can't be arsed and only care about my final point)
In my experience are a bit cheaper than Amtrak.
IT angle icon because Business Post wrote their consignment software using FoxPro and...well seriously, FoxPro?. [Flame on]
Oh yes, because thanks to HPs cartridge recycling program (Can't be arsed to dig up a link to their self congratulatory bullshit of a press release). HP cartridges are now shredded and the plastic is made into brand new HP cartridges.
Wow! Totally Green HP. Totally Green. Is the shredder run by a wind turbine?
Because it's fun that's why. My iPhone's better than you [insert phone of choice: Nokia, Samsung, Alcatel, Tyco] phone battles.
Lian-li's next case in this vein should be a PS3, Xbox, Wii, PC combined case. That would be fun. Particularly the part where you have to wave your keyboard in the air as the Wiimote is inside it.
Missing a trick there.
With the right bullshit to your bosses and a quick call to India you can code in 15+ different languages. Outsourcing code is so cheap now it will barely dent your beer money. (Particularly when you can now command better salaries than most of your peers).
Computer Science degrees in the UK are a load of shite - just do a couple of language courses in Hindi or Gurjarati... sorted.
See! This is exactly why I want my entire personality downloaded to a computer as soon as possible and the body destroyed. (something amanfrommars did many years ago I hasten to add & didn't cause him any harm...)
> You want my DNA officer! ... For YOUR database!
> Well sir, I have no DNA because I AM YOUR database!!! Mhu ha ha HA HA!!
Hey.... what are you doing? Stay away from that plug socket! No stop! I'll n.....<BZZT>....<BEEP>
I have and will only ever use Microsoft products because the alternative just doesn't bear thinking about.
This means that I cannot view this website... do they have a Silverlight version. I mean silverlight is just so cool & great & beats that Adobe flash shite.
Hey I know, Microsoft, why don't you do the same thing, but showing people the difference between Flash & Silverlight... Let's see it blow them away!
They'd make great talking points in training meetings. The handouts for the training would be stored on the machine. Once training is over all the participants have a copy of the pdf emailed to them.
Yeah, I can see a use for it. As a replacement for a real book... nope sorry, but as a corporate gimmick that I can use to show folk how much I care for mother nature by not wasting as many trees at presentations, it could have some legs.
I wish the person who packed this is also available to pack for supermarkets. All the packing they use & their fruit still gets bashed meaning I have to spend an extra 15 seconds picking the best quality for my plate.
All bananas should be shrink wrapped & come in HP boxes henceforth!