Stripogram v topless stripogram.
"£95 for a stripogram or £110 for a topless stripogram"
Hang on, a "topless stripogram"?!?!?
Does that mean she starts off topless or ends up topless? If the former, it should be quicker, therefore cheaper. If the latter, then what the hell is the "stripogram" option? Isn't it more of a knickergram if she retains all underwear?
Bloody rip-off merchant. Blood-sucking parasite. So why did she leave politics?