* Posts by Cameron Colley

2226 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2007

Xbox gamers urged don't get smashed

Cameron Colley

RE: Risk of trivialising the message?

I have to agree there, I remember playing XJ220 with at a friends house when we were teenagers -- we found the game much more fun after a few cans of cider (this was the days before alcopops). I also remember clocking up the high score on Pinball Wizard and laughing at the "winners don't do drugs" message through a cloud of marijuana smoke.

Besides, if someone's stupid enough to drink drive with all the messages already out there I can't see this stopping them.

N95 struggles to find itself

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RE: google maps gps

Well, I suppose Chicken Tikka Masala, though invented in England (OK, so it might have been Scotland), was based upon dishes brought here by immigrants from the one-time British Empire -- so it's not really English at all. Mind you, following that logic, neither are roast potatoes. Just how English do you want it?

Drivers on the phone face the slammer

Cameron Colley

Easy targets again.

Of course they'll make being on a mobile a more serious crime, it must be far easier to win a conviction than dangerous driving or, for that matter, robbery, rape etc..

This will just mean that the "criminals being jailed" figure is higher without tackling serious crime. Makes a lot of sense.

Re: About time too...

Aw, diddums Nigel, can't you afford a shiny car like the big boys have? The sad thing is, you probably have a valid point behind that great big chip on your shoulder.

NHS frets over Brits' genitalia

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I don't see the problem here.

It's only a computer per per...

Facebook accuses MP of impersonating MP

Cameron Colley

Hip, cool, down with the kids, word to your mother!

Glad to see MPs involved in such a wikid, phat jive as facebook innit. He iz da bomb aiit!

Marketing ploy to target the youth market? Never...

Fire stations too much like fire stations, says Govt

Cameron Colley

More fucking marketing.

It seems the only thing modern governments and civil service can spend money on is marketing. Style over substance all the way -- win the approval of the brainless masses by constantly re-enforcing the message that the state is here to help.

Who cares if people are robbed, or burn to death? Instead of police we have cameras and nice signs telling us not to do anything that might make us the victim of crime "don't use your mobile in public, you might get mugged [and if you do, it's your fault]". Instead of firemen we have public relations men who open their doors to the community, and follow every health and safety law to the letter -- who cares if the new stations are practical, or the firemen can actually fight fire?

"These aren't emergency services -- they're British emergency services."

MS to bundle 'broken' random number tool in Vista SP1

Cameron Colley
Black Helicopters

Think of the terrorists!!!!!

Surely it is necessary to make encryption weak, or give it back doors, so the RAVING JIHADISTS can't communicate in secret and kill us all? If you're innocent you have nothing to hide!!!!!!!!!!

Virgin Media network collapses nationwide

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That explains it...

I had wondered why I lost my precious connection to the world last night -- kept trying until 03:00 and finally gave up.

Spare a though for those of us who can't even threaten to leave Beardy Cable because our phone lines were last upgraded before the war, so ADSL providers can only give dial-up speeds. Seems BT want us to use some other phone provider and ISP.

German air passenger quaffs litre of vodka

Cameron Colley

What _are_ the rules on this?

Is the rule that the liquid must be bought post-security, or that it must be bought at the airport you are flying from? I recently flew from Germany to Heathrow, picked up 2L of whisky, and flew on to another UK airport without a second look from the airline staff -- what are the circumstances where you can't fly with Duty Free beverages?

Being a fan of both flying and drinking this is an important issue to me.

Opera hits Microsoft with EC complaint

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Opera, please don't take away the low hanging fruit!

My first thought when I heard this article was "good for them, let's hope MS have to bundle more browsers". A moment's thought, however, and I began to hope Opera would fail in their quest.

Currently, I can feel (relatively) secure browsing the web using my Linux machine and Firefox, Opera or Konqueror or, when I have to, Firefox under Windows. If, however, more people used the alternative browsers, we would be more likely to see more exploits (there, I said it). Admittedly, FF or Opera would likely be more secure than the bag-of-holes that is IE, but there would still be more problems.

So, I say, let the ignorant and the lazy continue to use inferior software, and fall victim to malware -- like the low-hanging fruit, or lame wildebeest they're there to protect those of us who know better from danger.

So, I would like to close by saying a big thank you to all those who fight the corner of Windows and IE.

Oh, and blaming the horrendous "I'd of" on "not being allowed to contract it to Id've" is a cop-out -- if you paid enough attention to know that you're not supposed to use the abbreviation you ought, at least, to have asked what the correct form was. Besides, what exactly would the sentence "I would of" mean? Surely it should be obvious that the sentence you are trying to type is "I would have" as it actually makes some sense?

Canadian cable giant slips Yahoo! name onto Google home page

Cameron Colley

Have Rogers lost their common carried status?

Does this now mean that anything viewed on the internet using an account with Rogers is their responsibility? Could customers sue Rogers if they see any content they find offensive, or is the download malware from a maliciously-coded site? How about the flip side of this, are Rogers now responsible for any content uploaded by their customers, and any file sharing, etc.?

Balls blames parents, computers for English literacy slide

Cameron Colley

Education nowadays sin't about teaching.

Education in the UK today is about people struggling to implement the governments latest marketing drive into their syllabus.

Turkey probes The God Delusion for 'insulting religion'

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How about a follow up?

It could be called "The Turkey Delusion", and debunk the belief that Turkey isn't run by deluded fools.

Still, the way UK law is heading, we'll be back to having to "respect" these fairy-story belief systems too.

Only bicarbonate of soda can save mankind!

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Hahahahahahaha....

Stick that up your ass Mr Gore! A way to carry on using power stations as we are without those nasty "Carbons" getting out.

Shame it's absolute bolocks -- think how muh energy would be required to transport the bicarb, not to mention lining the "old mines" with waterproofing.

Does highlught the major issue more though -- it's not the "carbons" that are the prblem, it's our reliance on fossil fuels for producing virtually everything, from foods to dyestuffs, that could be addressed. The climate will change by itself, reardless of the planetery disease "humans".

Commuters shouting into their mobiles? Just jam 'em

Cameron Colley

Perhaps some introspection is in order?

I am constantly amused that people allow themselves to be upset to such a degree by others going about their daily business.

Are you really so bad at concentrating that you can't do so when someone is being loud? Perhaps Ritalin would help (or the aforementioned ear plugs)?

Yes, people are annoying, but if you're not capable of making the best of the situation, or dealing with it like an adult and asking them politely to be quieter, then surely you're just as immature as the people who annoy you.

Freedom is bsed upon tolerance, and understanding, not a unilateral decision to control the actions of others.

Cameron Colley
Happy

Re: Emergencies?

And exactly why should people wait to receive a call? Because you're too easily distracted to cope with someone talking on a phone? Are you too cheap to buy some earplugs|phones? What are you doing that's so vital you can't be distracted and it can't wait until _you_ get to your destination? ;~)

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@Owen Williams

Patent it quick, and make it! The nearest I know of is a "Push To Hear" device made by Sure, but your idea is better.

To those with jammers: Piss off! I happen to enjoy browsing the internet or talking on MSN on my commute -- and a jammer would make that a little difficult. If you don't like the sound of other commuters, buy some ear plugs.

Cameron Colley

I fail to see the problem...

When I commute the only sounds I hear on my train journey are produced by my personal stereo -- unless I pause it to listen for announcements. When I travel with a friend, I tend to listen to them talking, and not people on their phones.

Why does it annoy you when people speak on their phones on the train?

Britain's home front must go green, study

Cameron Colley

More bullshit from our dictators.

The sooner they forget this "Carbons" bullshit and move on the better.

Show me some evidence that the dinosaurs used cars and I'll believe your "human made climate change" otherwise shut the fuck up and join the bloody movementarians or something -- makes about as much sense.

The climate _will_ change -- but there's nothing we can do about it, it was happening before we evolved and it will go on long after we die out. We should be saving money to help pay for measures to deal with climate change when it happens.

US man sets himself on fire and cuts off his own arm

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@ MTT

I think the point you might be missing is this: The guy stuck his hand in live machinery -- that is a stupid thing to do. The first thing you're supposed to do when cleaning, repairing, or doing anything else that requires you to stick limbs near moving parts is turn the damn machine off.

Granted, farmers will get complacent, and removing a jam probably is much easier when the machine is capable of continuing to run when the jam is removed, but that doesn't mean the guy didn't do a stupid thing and pay the price of his stupidity.

Linux desktops grow and grow and grow

Cameron Colley

Re: Linux' problem

As a Linux user, I have to agree, somewhat, with what you are saying. What you should remeber, though, is that these people are giving their help free of charge (and the OS is free too), also I have generally found that, by googling, you can find a step-by-step set of instructions to solve your problem.

I have to admit that, to my shame, I'm one of those people who believes that if you're going to use something you should damn-well research how to use it correctly -- expecting ANY OS to "just work" is laziness in the extreme, and is the main reason for all those zombie nets out there. If you can't be bothered to learn how a computer works, then don't use one.

I apologise to my fellow Linux users for being an example of an elitist snob, but I got this way by learning how to secure Windos and providing IT support to "customers", including some people who think IT is beneath them.

Cameron Colley

Harder to use.

I assert that Windows is harder to use than Linux. I know this to be the case because I managed to install Linux on a laptop, and it just worked, I then went to install Windows on the same machine -- and needed to look around for these things called "device drivers" to get my display to work correctly.

I also tried to install windows on the new Linux machine, and found I couldn't do so without wiping Linux off it.

Then there's the fact I can't get Windows to connect to my server using sftp -- it doesn't recognise the protocol, apparently,

I think you will find that both Linux and Windows are "hard to use" when installing on hardware not supported out of the box, or trying to do something the operating system wasn't designed for. The fact is, though, that once installed there's not difference at all in the "difficulty" of using them -- you just move your mouse over the menu and click. It might be the case that individuals who learned computer use parrot fashion "Click Edit-Preferences every time you open Word" may struggle at first -- but that doesn't mean the new way of doing things is harder.

Re: Wireless on Linux

Yup, my biggest pet-hate at the moment when it comes to this issue -- lazy, greedy, MS supporting manufacturers.

For the record -- most wireless chipsets are supported under Ubuntu 7.10 (Gutsy Gibbon) but, due to the aforementioned manufacturers, you need to activate them via a click-through agreement. Same goes for some video, and possible other, drivers too.

Mobe, mobe, mobe. There - we've said it

Cameron Colley

Puzzled by the choice of vernacular.

I am surprised by the use of the word "mobe" on El Reg -- seems to go against the trend of Americanisation (or, should that be Americanization?), I was expecting "mobile phone" to be replaced with "cell phone".

New taskforce to discuss why more people aren't turning to digital

Cameron Colley

What's a radio?

Do you mean wireless routers and 3G devices? Surely they're all digital already, aren't they?

Gamer takes Microsoft to court over Halo 3 'errors'

Cameron Colley

Why did he keep the game and console?

Surely it would be easier to take them back and get a refund, as they're not fit for purpose? In fact, that begs the question: why do people buy this bug-ridden crap in the first place?

Skype crypto stumps German cops

Cameron Colley

Wrong headline, surely?

Wouldn't a better headline have been "German Police crack Skype encryption"? Surely the only reason they can be naming Skype by name, and claiming that it's uncrackable, is that they can listen in on any calls made using it?

Information Commissioner pokes kids on social networking privacy

Cameron Colley

These sites defeat their own object.

This is what I've never understood about "social networking sites" -- any off-hand comment or ill-conceived confession is, effectively, tied to your name for life -- how is that in any way conducive to "socialising?".

UK gov bans 'terror' suspect from science class

Cameron Colley

More trouble at the farm.

So, this person who hasn't committed any crimes, so is completely innocent (as we used to be, until proven guilty), is not allowed to do a couple of A-Levels to pass his time while he's being fucked over by the government for being innocent?

Well done to our masters once again -- hail the Nationalist Socialist state!

How HMRC gave away the UK's national identity

Cameron Colley

Re: Customer?

Quite -- Ifind it mildly amusing, and extremely innapropriate, that an organisation that extorts money from people should call it's victims "customers".

Will Darling's data giveaway kill off ID cards?

Cameron Colley

Re: But They're secure...

[quote]I'm not sure why he believes that biometric data would make an ID card database more secure. Do politicians live in a parallel universe where technical reality rarely intrudes?[/quote]The answer is, of course, that he doesn't believe that -- but his marketing department told him that a large proportion of the voting morons ^H^H^H^H^H^H public will.

It is the job of our governments to become elected, and stay elected until it's not longer profitable, or their arrangement with the other party means they have to hand the country over to them. These people couldn't care less about anything but their off-shore bank accounts.

Darling admits Revenue loss of 25 million personal records

Cameron Colley
Black Helicopters

Probably just a coverup.

The government will have decided that this data can be sold, so this "loss" will be being publicised as a smoke screen -- either that or as an excuse to push through a DNA database or biometric ID cards. I find it hard to believe that this would have come to public attention unless someone wanted it to -- all involved would surely keep it quiet?

The government and it's agencies see us as what we are -- animals to be farmed for our money, their toys controlled by marketroids and uniformed heavies.

Facebook faces UK data probe

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Surely they tell you this when you sign up?

I'm pretty sure that, when I signed up to myspace (under an assumed name to gain access to someone else's content), they made it clear that the data could not be deleted so, if I wanted to clear the profile I would need to overwrite anything I wanted to get rid of.

Personally though, I've no idea why people sign up to these sites -- there are other ways of staying in touch with people, some of them using the internet, that don't require you to give your name, date of birth, plans for the weekend and bra size so they can do what they like with it.

Re: on anonymity

I prefer to remain anonymous because, while the opinions I express on the internet are generally my honest and considered, I understand that anything posted on the internet could potentially be here for a long time -- and that any future employers, governments, or partners may read my comments. People who have strong convictions and opinions will always be better to post anonymously.

New emails address you by name, then try to hose your PC

Cameron Colley

Are people _still_ that stupid?

I think the story here is that, despite malware and phishing making mainstream news, some people are still stupid enough to fall for these.

RE: @ M Braun

It is not necessary to know anything about IT to know that these are a con -- it just requires the natural scepticism used in everyday life, if a similar thing came by snail mail would they fall for it? You're almost making it sound like it's software, or "IT"s fault that this kind of thing happens -- when the only way to prevent it is to stop idiots from using computers.

Animal rights activist hit with RIPA key decrypt demand

Cameron Colley

Re: So,

hahahahaha hahaha haaaaahahahahahahahahaa

Nice one Paul, very funny.

If you're not joking, then I insist that you be locked away until you give up the details of a terrorist plot you have encrypted on your hard drive. They are there, because I say so, so give me the key! Get it yet?

Cameron Colley
Unhappy

... and so it begins...

If this woman is charged because she doesn't hand over her keys, then democracy has truly died in this shithole.

Personally, when I get home tonight, I am going to have to run shredder over all the free space on all my hard drives (some of which I'll have to dig out of drawers), as well as ensuring any keyring files, test encryptions, cached email and other miscellany are shredded also. I hoped I'd never see the day when it became illegal to forget decade-old passwords made up on the spur of the moment while playing with new software.

Brown announces new counter-terror plans

Cameron Colley

Not going far enough...

They should intern everyone who "looks a bit dodgy" in camps, concentrating them all in one place. After all, it worked for that Hitler bloke.

Yes, I am aware I just broke a cardinal rule of internet debate but, seriously, is there anyone out there who doesn't think that we're living in a fascist state? People died to protect freedom from a misguided, power-crazed, hypocritical, unsustainable, lunatic regime -- now we're living in one.

Dutch teen swipes furniture from virtual hotel

Cameron Colley

*banging head on desk*

Repeat after me, Dutch Police, "It's not _real_ it's _pretend_." -- burglary, seriously?

*hands himself in for numerous counts of virtual murder and GBH*

Is the world ready for a 1TB iPod?

Cameron Colley

Re: Zen Vision (or lack of it)

Indeed, though the very idea of MTP (or whatever the DRM-enabling shite is called) seems to be to slow down the transfer of your data to your device. Having said that, after waiting about 8 hours, gnomad2 managed to transfer my music collection to my device.

This isn't a storage problem -- it's a shit-DRM-enabled-device problem.

Home snoop CCTV more popular than Big Brother

Cameron Colley

Contradictory feelings on this one.

On the one hand, I'm sure I would enjoy watching this kind of thing, and can see how it could help cut crime.

On the other, the idea of, potentially, being watched by persons unknown as I go about my daily routine makes me very Uncomfortable.

Comparing this to the fact other people on the same street as you can see you is missing the point somewhat -- it's usually possible for you to see them too, and even tell if they're looking your way. Having people watch you straighten your undies, or whatever, might not be the end of the world, but most people would only do that when they were "alone". The picture being degraded does make this kind of thing less of an issue though, it has to be said.

Then there's the point that police officers are people too -- yes, of course they are, but one would expect someone who watches cameras for a living (be it police or private contractors) to have some "professional detachment", and colleagues present, as well as not necessarily knowing the people involved.

The last problem I have is mentioned above -- this type of scheme would be very useful to paedophiles, and other criminals, to track their victims and find holes in CCTV and badly-lit ill-frequented areas.

This scheme sounds so Ballardian it's untrue.

Blank media levy breaches should be criminal, say authors

Cameron Colley

Yay! Think I'll enter the CD duplicating business!

This must mean that it is now perfectly legal for me to buy a CD, some CDRs and a bulk-copier and sell the resulting copies of Metalica's* albums for a 50% markup over the media price? If every blank CD is paying for a license to copy, surely this will be legal by implication?

Unless they're planning on making blanks so expensive that this business plan won't work -- in which case the CDR will probably die as a backup medium and be replaced by cheaper flash-memory devices.

*Except I wouldn't copy Metallica's music of course -- not if they were getting any money for it, anyway.

Ukrainian eBay scam turns Down Syndrome man into cash machine

Cameron Colley
IT Angle

"Let the cat out of the bag."*?

I'm not really sure why this should be seen as a problem with eBay? Seems these people were caught by a trick far older than the internet, or the telephone for that matter. Buying anything without first inspecting the goods is risky. Admittedly, everyone does this nowadays, but most of us reduce the risk by buying from large companies that we are referred to by trusted sources -- not random strangers selling random cut-price items.

If people haven't got the hang of the fact you don't buy a "pig in a poke"* then that';s hardly the fault of eBay or the internet.

(*yes, I realise the origins of these phrases may be disputed)

Music DRM 'dead by next summer'

Cameron Colley

Re: 320 Kbps? -> better 600-700 lossless

With today's pop-tastic crap, and tiny, tinny, mobile phone speakers I don't think the pop-buying public care.

Camelot pulls scratchcard amid numerical anarchy

Cameron Colley

RE: re: Exploiting the innumerate (steve j)

To go all AOLish for a second: ROFPMSL! ChairmanMAO! etc.

http://www.watchtower.org/

Like the toaster calling the kettle brushed Aluminium.

Cameron Colley

In reply to the above.

I was aware, when I posted the comment, that I wasn't describing the voltage situation using the correct language, and expected to be mocked, so thanks for being lenient.

My point, as is slightly borne out by the comments above, is that talking about higher and lower and using negative numbers can be a little confusing, in this particular case only to a complete muppet, but if you stretch the situation a little even those who are relatively educated may see some confusion (I'm sure if I had time I could say something about vectors and magnitude).

When you're talking about gambling, it pays to be _very_ explicit, and I can't help thinking that someone at Camelot realised this would happen and that was why negative numbers were used.

Cameron Colley

Uninformed comment follows:

OK, so I've not seen one of these scratch cards but, going by what the young lady interviewed said, she has a point. If the card says to look for a lower number, then 6 is lower than 8.

There are even situations where people who "do have GCSE" mathematics may consider numbers absolute -- for instance, surely a line at -110V is at a higher voltage (albeit negative) than one at -10V? Then again, I've forgotten most of my education, so that may not be the case.

Now I'm confused.

'I'll be back' is most-quoted movie line

Cameron Colley

Missed my favourites...

Probably says a lot about the types of conversation I have, but some of my most-quoted would have to be from Full Metal Jacket, namely "what is your major malfunction numbnuts?" and snippets of the "me sucky sucky, me love you long time" "too beacoup" scene.

That, and "We were some where near Barstow on the edge of the dessert when the drugs began to take hold.".

All suitably butchered to fit the situation of course.

Paris Hilton exits missionary position to save Universe

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Relief for war-torn Rwanda, Japanese not so lucky.

Hiltons available in Tokyo, Rwanda must wait. (according to the website anyhow)

Man wrongly detained for 50 days has ISP to thank

Cameron Colley

Re:It has to be said...

<quote>Isn't it good to be in a place where you can say your opinion and not go to jail for it? Less and less people know the feeling...</quote>.

Which country would that be? if you're referring to the UK, I suggest you check the story of the student jailed for being a "terrorist" because he made disparaging remarks about Western society and had a few easily-available documents on his PC or, for that matter, the guy who thought it was OK to tell people where streaming TV shows could be found.

If you're referring to the US, I suggest you track down the two stories (I know of) of students being Tazered for being a bit of an ass.

If you refer to a country other than these -- please accept my apologies, and tell me how I apply for a work-permit.

Mac OS X firewall blocks Skype and online gamers

Cameron Colley

Does OSX really need a firewall?

After managing to run Windows 2000 and XP for a couple of years without a firewall installed, and with no problems, I'm not sure I understand why an Apple user would need a firewall?

Surely most people are sitting behind a NAT anyhow, to prevent the port-probing, so where's the issue? Similarly for outbound traffice -- on Windows XP and earlier, with nasty things like ActiveX (or whatever it's called nowadays) and a system setup that means one stray click and you have a root-kit I can understand this, but on a system that's locked-down by default, is this really necessary?

Also, surely the firewall blocking executables that have been modified without it's knowledge is a good thing, on the whole? How would it detect hijacked programs if it didn't do this?

Wow! I just said some positive things about Apple -- I feel dirty now, I need a shower.

Florida cops issue shock 'Butthash' warning

Cameron Colley
Happy

Aren't broomsticks less disgusting?

Surely they could just put their head on a broomstick and run around it -- I tried it once, that's some heavy shit right there, man!