* Posts by Cameron Colley

2226 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2007

The iPhone App Store - a classic protection racket

Cameron Colley
Jobs Horns

Why did they become Apple developers?

I'm sorry but you'd have to be pretty naive not to see something like this coming from a company that thrive on vendor lock-in. Admittedly, they have nice platforms -- but when you make a deal with the devil you expect to get shafted in the end.

Bryan Adams pulls a Prince on fan sites

Cameron Colley
Pirate

RE: Rust Sherriffs badge

Strangely Metallica were the first thing I though of too -- well, after "Bryan Adams has fans?!?!?!".

I know and know of a few fans of Metallica's music who won't buy it on general principal -- I, myself, have been looking for a stolen copy of the black album for years -- I followed James' and Lars' instructions and stole "And Justice For All.." from a friend a decade or so ago.

Retailer roots out humping-hound USB drive

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RE: Old News etc.

Did you actually read the article? The USB humping dog may be old news -- but the addition of 8GB storage to it to add some usefulness to the "fun" is new or, at least, news to myself and, I'm sure, others.

Pr0n-surfing pastor downs church network

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Well, if you're gullible enough to believe a religion...

... then you're gullible enought to believe "In order to view this content you need to download this 'CODEC' from www.hackyou.uz'".

AVG tags ZoneAlarm as Trojan

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RE: Sounds like it's workng

I would say anything that stops the ignorant from making mistakes is a good thing -- why is it that computers have to be useable by all? When did someone invent an OS that requires no training to use?

Saw torturecoaster rolls into UK theme park

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$3\/3N?

I'm struggling to think of any area where zubun was a better film than any of the Saw films. The only thing that would have made $3qt a decent film would be for brad Pit's character to take some kind of responsibility ever, Otherwise -- I prefer the honesty of a Hostel.

Robot vacuum cleaners - now with grenade launchers

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SI units...

While I have no idea why somebody would prefer to do base 12 or 14 arithmetic in their head -- ny point was that everyone invlved in science ought tlo be familiar with the basic units as it should be part of learning science -- pounds and the like are, however, units some of us would have to learn only to communicate with those who haven't studied science.

Cameron Colley

Any chance of SI units?

I know that this site is becoming increasingly Americanized -- but please could you at least convert arcane units such as "pounds" into SI units for those of us younger than 40 who gained our education (and experience of how much things weigh) outside the USA.

UK.gov £12bn comms überdatabase 'wouldn't spot terrorists'

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pwn3d by morons.

This is just another embarrassing step on the road to being totally pwn3d by the fuckwits in uk.gov.

It seems that neither the weak nor the geek will inherit the earth -- the mass-murdering fucktards have won the game.

Wireless-data LED lamps to replace lightbulbs - US profs

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More secure, are you sure?

This may be more secure if you're sitting in a windowless room -- but if the light can be seen from a window then a decent telescope could pick it out from miles away.

Stick health warnings on gays, says Stock Exchange chaplain

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Why is he being condemned?

Surely he is just preaching true, strict, christianity -- it's not his fault it's bollocks.

Artist to smoke Cobain's ashes

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Choking on the ashes of...

...celebrities.

Web designer sues Brat City for assaulting hyperlink

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RE: Hang on,

My thoughts exactly. How is it _ever_ wrong to link to a website? It's content published in the open that the whole frigging world can see!

'Water bears' survive in outer space

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@Kanhef

I think tardigrades are the default multicellular organism for this kind of experiment.

Open source release takes Linux rootkits mainstream

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@ChrisInBelgium, AC...

In XP and previous versions runas is a pain in the backside to use -- and the tools under Windows are generally built in such a way that you seem to have to jump through hoops to get them to work with runas and even then they do annoying things like failing to save preferences. There's also the fact that anyone who needs to run as Administrator (or any other built-in account) needs the password for that account to do so.

'World's largest TV' sports super HD resolution

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RE: For infinite definition...

Infinite definition? You've been going to some new kind of cinema then -- film is equivalent to double-figures in megapixels (can't be bothered googling the figure).

Apple slapped for dodgy ads

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RE: all parts? el al.

Indeed, it really winds me up when people talk about "The internet" and mean "The Web", or whatever. I can forgive the APs, but anyone associated with technology should know that "The Internet" is far more than a few websites.

DARPA in Tom'n'Jerry robo-brain quest

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Rat things?

They ought to use real dog brains inside nuclear-powered armoured pit-bulls...

Google Android just five weeks away?

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RE: Required Gmail account? Et Al.

I think the problem people have with GMail is that any email sent or received is the property of Google and is keyword-searched to "give you a better experience" or something...

US customs: Yes, we can seize your laptop, iPod

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RE: just take the damn kids to disneyWORLD

Not sure if I speak for the guy you were replying to -- but this has made me decide to put the US on my "never going there" list (though I have been in the past). The reason? Do I carry lots of terrorist plans and company secrets around with me? No, at least not outside of my head, the reason is simple: I refuse to visit countries ruled by oppressive, unelected, governments. Just a shame I have to live in the People's Democratic, Free Republic of Great Britain.

Tech woes threaten NASA's Moon plan

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Wheelchair access.

It's all well and good complaining that they could copy door designs -- but the old designs didn't have to provide for wheelchair access and baby changing facilities.

Joking aside -- I suspect that the reason it is so much more difficult to plan a moon landing now is that the old technology doesn't meet modern safety standards. Take Concorde as an obvious example or how safety regulations move on.

Unpatched Windows PCs own3d in less than four minutes

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Learn how to use it or fuck off.

MS's biggest crime is letting people who have no idea how to use a computer think that they're superusers.

If you can't use Linux then you can't actujally operate a computer -- you can only play games produced by Microsoft and Apple.

Duff UK nukes risk 'popcorn' multi-blast accident apocalypse

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RE: Implausible = flying an airliner into a New York building

How was that implausible? Granted, not something most people would think about when talking terrorism -- but once the idea has been proposed it doesn't seem implausible (yes, I know there's hindsight involved here, but hijacking and suicide bombing in vehicles have been used for decades).

I used to read Pravda ^H^H^H^H^H^H New Scientist back when it was about science, such a shame it's turned into Political Hype weekly.

Think tank slams paedophile paranoia culture

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@Eponymous Cowherd

I don't think the guy did anything wrong -- giving your life (or thereabouts) on the off-chance that you might save another is a pretty big ask. I know I'd not help a distressed child if I saw one -- I don't want to live in a hostel, unemployable and in fear, because someone else can't look after their child.

MPs urge action as spooky caller ID-faking services hit UK

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The real headline is that Telco's lied.

Apparently they haven't actually implemented called ID, just a few features that look like it.

Am I the only person on here that doesn't have caller ID to rely on to tell me if it's my bank or not?

On similar lines, does anyone use a bank that give you personal details and a password so you can check they are who the say they are?

Verizon sends text messages to the big screen

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Why respond?

Why tell the marketroids anything? If I pay to go to the cinema I pay them to entertain me, I don't pay to advise them on their fucking marketing strategy.

Most 'malfunctioning' gadgets work just fine, report claims

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Mis-sold gadgets and tedious setup?

I wonder how many people get home with a cool new MP3 player that won't work because they're still running ME and it's not compatible, or buy a nifty new wireless router only to find their home is made from solid lead so it can only be used line-of-sight?

Granted, products do tend to be labelled better nowadays (I find, at least) but to those not in the know the limitations of some gadgets may not always be apparent.

Then there are the products sold by implication -- like the (not particularly technical) friend of mine who bought an iPod touch, and was mislead by the adverts and such into thinking she could use the internet and email on the move (as it happens, she likes it anyhow). I'd have wound her up about it, but I've heard that kind of thing happen before.

US bank loses unencrypted data on 4.5m people

Cameron Colley

Two fucking years?!?

If you loose someone's data you owe them insurance for life -- after all, that's how long their personal details will be valid.

It seems only honest people need worry in this world.

HP biased against BIOS password security

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Front door?

Front gate, surely? The das are over when anyone should rely on anything but encryption.

Paypal glitch hits merchants with 12-day headache

Cameron Colley
Coat

Can't even leave them...

I just hope wiping out my credit card details did the trick, at least that seems to have stuck, even if I can't cancel the account to stop the container loads of spam "confirmations" that are currently capsizing my ISP mail.

This rat, for one, is getting of the good ship PayPal for good -- thank fuck it's just email confirmations and not 2000 £10 transactions, I suppose.

Mine's the survival suit with the pockets stuffed with shark repellent.

Sikorsky X2 superwhirlybird enters ground spin-up phase

Cameron Colley

No-tar?

Couldn't they make do with one set of rotors and a clever tail design?

Teen battles City of London cops over anti-Scientology placard

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So, how much did L Ron Hobbalb pay?

How much to buy the police's co-operation nowadays?

Protesting tossers aside -- either the police officer was a moron or she had instructions.

Israeli jailers listen to guard dogs with interpreter ware

Cameron Colley

Where's Amber?

I hope she's been dispatched to Israel to investigate.

PayPal meltdown wreaks havoc on some ecommerce websites

Cameron Colley

RE: 2253 new paypal emails!!!!!!

I've slightly fewer than that (about 200, I think) but, yes, I've been receiving confirmation of a payment every few minutes since some time on Sunday and I know of others in the same position.

SOCA says: We are hitting serious criminals

Cameron Colley

Drugs?

More dangerous drugs are sold by your local pharmacy that your local drug dealer.

Funny how the organised crime squad spend so much time on something they turned into crime in the first place -- there wouldn't be Afghani opium trafficers if people could grow poppys freely, for example.

Still, glad I'm being protected from the criminals they've created...

How to destroy 60 hard drives an hour

Cameron Colley

Another vote for Thermit here.

I was under the impression thatThermit was the canonical method for the destruction of magnetic media.

Saying that though, I think the microwave idea is inspired and, since you could fit a fair few drives in an industrial microwave it ought to work.

My own idea (that just popped into my head) is to use induction-loop heating to melt them -- this should produce a similar result to Thermit, but without the need for combustion, I think the magnetic field might have some effect too.

For the money they charge the method is simply not good enough.

LG GGW-H20L Blu-ray HD DVD combo drive

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Linux?

Or is this just for the paytards?

Police likely to ignore Brown's cannabis changes

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Aren't we good sheep...

Broke my own ban, oops.

I fail to see why law/government stories are reported -- just tow the party line, nobody cares enough to string our dictators up.

Pain ray really killer ray gun, many goats dead, says 'expert'

Cameron Colley

RE: "a lone American [battling] politicians to locate WMDs"

What did this read before you applied "journalistic integrity"?

Please report what people actually said, not whatever you like.

Lesbians turn on lesbians in battle of Lesbos

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Offesive language...

This would all be "solved" if people used language correctly.

Alas, the ingorant are destined to take over.

Israeli spyware-for-hire PIs jailed

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@matt

If you know what a trojan is: YOU'RE A HACKER AND A TERRORIST AND A PEADO..

Canuck faces life sentence for nude girl webcam scheme

Cameron Colley

Are teenager girls brain-dead or undereducated?

It's a serious question, what is going on when young people trust anyone they meet on the internet?

Surely everyone knows by now that "16 year old Christie" is some guy?

'Extreme porn' law could criminalise millions

Cameron Colley
Coat

Fuck you New Labia!

Castch-all laws intended to catch all -- all but their sheep are guilty.

Mine's the blunt-knife-in-the-small-artery-in-the-cold-in-the-wods proof one.

Fuck-it that's my last comment on here regarding the government. I just hope we get nuked by Kim Jong-Il soon, because this country is beyond repair.

Women love chocolate more than password security

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pointless

the guy I met suggesting you could hack any account by sending him your username and password has something -- this is pointless.

US cops taser groom, cuff drunken bride

Cameron Colley

Please don't feed the animals.

Models and amateur porn stars I can cope with -- but if I see many more stories about footballers I'll start reading The Onion instead. Congratulations, El Reg, you just made an ape another million.

Naomi Campbell cuffed in Heathrow Terminal 5

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RE:"...on suspicion of..."

It's called "Innocent until proven guilty" and, if you check, I think you'll find it's the basis of law in the majority of civilised places. I'd say that the fact that she was arrested on suspicion means that the police involved understand the law -- for once it appears the press do too, perhaps they're scared of being done for libel if it turns out she's innocent?

Link spammers go on social networking rampage

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How can you tell?

How can you tell if MySpace pages contain spam links? All the MySpaces I've seen look to be comprised of nothing but spam. Sorry, badly-coded spam.

eBay pulls Vista laptop pwned in hacking contest

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RE: also

"you can sell a Nazi Dagger as long as the sawstika is covere up."

I don't know for certain, but I suspect that has more to do with German law forbidding the display of swastikas than them being "harmful".

US allows visual inspections of nipple rings

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@Jon Minhinnick

In case you're still reading the comments -- I thought one of the things going for Terahertz scanners was that they are passive?

Creative threatens developer over home-brewed Vista drivers

Cameron Colley

Not surprising.

Creative's portable media players only come with XP drivers by default (I'm lead to believe they supply Vista drivers online -- 2K and earlier are unsupported). I don't know how Mac fans would cope -- but if you're a penguin fan they don't seem to want your custom.

Methinks Creative care more about "protecting rights holders" than making useable products.