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A 32-year-old woman was arrested by the City of London Police last night on suspicion of attempting to defraud software firm Sage. According to the police force the woman, who is a current employee of Sage, was arrested at Heathrow airport on suspicion of conspiracy to defraud. She has since been bailed. The arrest comes days …

  1. Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge

    death greatly exaggerated?

    i knew that name was familiar!

    1. Rfdevere

      Re: death greatly exaggerated?

      I leave this guy top of Google out of respect for his family, but a bit hard when you have to explain to people I am not a deceased magician.

  2. Electron Shepherd

    Sounds like they care...

    I'm sure at some point they came out with the classic:

    "Your privacy is very important to us"

    Now they're saying:

    "The dedicated helpline number is 0845 145 3345 – please leave a message with your details and we will get back to you as soon as we can.

    A company the size of Sage can't even find someone to answer the telephone?

    1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

      Re: Sounds like they care...

      "Your call is important to us. Please hold the line."

      1. Colin Bull 1

        Re: Sounds like they care...

        Re: Sounds like they care...

        "Your call is important to us. Please hold the line."

        But we don't give a toss, so if you have a problem, call this premium rate number.

        (My definition of premium is not the same as the so called regulator Ofcom)

  3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    She wasn't sage enough.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    she didn't know her 'onions'

    that's for sure

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: she didn't know her 'onions'

      Reckon the people caught up in the leak are stuffed at any rate.

  5. ma1010

    Call centers

    Obligatory Dilbert.

    If there is an afterlife in which people receive justice for their deeds, I'm certain that Hitler, Stalin and others of that ilk are working in a call center somewhere.

    1. TheOtherHobbes

      Re: Call centers

      They're probably running it.

  6. Mage Silver badge



  7. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

    Planned trip or running?

    Seems odd that no one has mentioned if this was a planned trip or a sudden departure.

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