* Posts by Florida1920

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New moon discovered around Neptune brings total to 14

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Alien

Call back Voyager 2

Back into the Solar System Voyager 2, you missed something!

'Thundering mechanical behemoth' walker mech to attack Leicester today

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FAIL

"It's very interesting to hear what people think of it."

Well, not so much.

No sale, Yahoo! Hulu goes off the auction block

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Facepalm

Buy subscription and still see ads?

If they'd ditch the ads for paid subscribers I might become one. 30 million unique visitors but only 4 million subscribers ought to tell them something.

Click here for hot live SPEARS test action

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Pint

Wow

The contrails start appearing in CHAV 42, and then LOHAN rises above them. Brilliant work, folks.

US Navy robot stealth fighter in first unmanned carrier landings

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Thumb Up

Re: Very Nice.

Automated flight controls can respond faster than any human pilot. Storms, high seas and wet decks are where robotic aircraft will really prove their worth. George W. Bush could manage a carrier landing in good weather.

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Facepalm

Re: Very Nice.

If you're miles out to sea, returning from a mission and a storm comes along, you have to land on the deck! Wars don't get paused for bad weather.

US public hate Snowden - but sexpot spy Anna Chapman LOVES him

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Flame

Lord knows

Most Americans don't fear the NSA 'cause they got doG on their side. HE wouldn't let anything bad happen to them. Besides, how much trouble can you get into when the only book you own is the Bible and your emails are limited to pix of the grandkids, links to stupid kitten videos and hate-mongering homophobic rants?

FRBs and variable forces: a big week for astronomy

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Trollface

Re: GSV?

Not to worry. Yahoo! will buy it, and we know how that will work out.

Yahoo! slurps! up! auto-shorteur! vidapp! Qwiki!

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Stop

The! Exclamation! Points! Are! Back!

Here we are with the !!!!!!!!s again. You're only doing that to wind us up, aren't ya?

Bolivian president's jet grounded so officials can look for Snowden

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Big Brother

Re: Non-story

4700-mile range. Probably refused to buy Austrian fuel.

US State Department coughs up $630k for Facebook Likes

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Angel

Re: Friends in high places?

South American presidents are un-friending Obama and a bunch of subservient European countries. The Web giveth and the Web taketh away. Blessed be the name of the Web.

Dubya: I introduced PRISM and I think it's pretty swell

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Devil

Never mind Snowden. Won't some benevolent nation take W? Puh-leeeze?

Ex-inmate at Chinese prison: We made airline headsets

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Big Brother

Now hear this

Tasing will continue until morale improves.

The future of cinema and TV: It’s game over for the hi-res hype

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Pint

Re: Showscan

Douglas Turnbull directed special effects for Kubricks' "2001: A Space Odyssey," and directed "Silent Running," among other accomplishments.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Trumbull

Thanks to Mr. John Watkinson and El Reg for a very interesting (to me) article!

Cuba bound? Edward Snowden leaves Hong Kong

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Pint

Re: Sadly

George Bernard Shaw

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Black Helicopters

Re: Sadly

Tell the nice person at Customs & Immigration, "Eddie Snowden sent me."

Facebook: We now have one million real admen stalking you. Huzzah..?

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WTF?

Re: Guess what?

The Reg has ads?

Increased cell phone coverage tied to uptick in African violence

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FAIL

Re: Doubtful. NOT

In the U.S., Canada and Australia the indigenous populations were nearly exterminated. In Africa they were dragged from the outer reaches to disease-ridden cities so their white overlords could keep them under control. They never were allowed into the inner circles of control. When the whites had plundered enough and/or the situation was getting deadly, they split, saying "You can have your country back now." Except it bore no resemblance to their or any other country. 99.99% of the evil happening in Africa today is the direct result of white exploitation.

New material enables 1,000-meter super-skyscrapers

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Mushroom

In a hurry? Take the Dysonvator

Not for hoovering, mind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_%28nuclear_propulsion%29

NSA: 'Dozens of attacks' prevented by snooping

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Devil

Re: Bul**hit issue

"I believe the NSA wiretap issue is a red herring being pushed by the Lame Stream Media to deflect attention away from the IRS and Benghazi scandals, to protect their Anointed One."

Sarah Palin reading (and commenting on) El Reg? YOU BETCHA!

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Facepalm

Great harm to animals

Think of the donkeys! ObL already knew about PRISM of course. That's why he used a personal courier, not a telephone. Had al-Kouriah not ordered take-out felafel so often they'd never have found him.

If this dope was so sensitive, how was a tech in Hawaii able to access it? Need to know my Minox. Heads should roll at NSA, but not starting with Snowden's. Good grief, my gossiping great aunt is better at keeping secrets.

Users rage as Fasthosts virtual servers go titsup... again

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FAIL

But that was yesterday...

"Our services are so reliable that over 90% of our customers never need to contact us."

Sneaky new Android Trojan is WORST yet discovered

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Joke

Re: Not the only thing hidden, apparently

"So how do we remove PRISM from our devices"

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110429175847/clocktower/images/9/9a/Sledgehammer.png

Forget the word 'cyberwar' says Marcus Ranum

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Unhappy

Scared people will gladly give away their rights

Calling it a war creates an image in the sheeples' minds that makes greater government cyber-intrusion more palatable. Ditto the "Global War on Terror." Or the "War on Drugs" that preceded both.

It! Started! With! A! GIF!... Yahoo! Actually! Buys! Tumblr! for! $1bn!

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Pint

What's in your wallet?

"Tumblr is going to Yahoo! for a price of just over a billion dollars -"

Uhm, erm... $100 million is "just over" a billion dollars?

No need to count yer change, sir. I'll just scoop it up for yer....

Adobe's Creative Cloud fails at being a cloud

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FAIL

We have seen the future

"So, Adobe: can it justify shifting its Creative Suite to a contentious new licensing model?"

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/05/13/adobe_cloud_pricing/

They'll do it anyway, and good luck getting email support.

NORKS powers down whole towns to find pirates

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FAIL

DVD Player Registration

I'm sure the NORKs require purchasers of DVD players to register them. They know who has one, so hiding/swapping is futile. Closing up Kaesong makes me think Kimmy's getting ready for some serious repression to consolidate his power. Kim's playing defense while making pro-offense statements, but those in the know, know better. Tyrants elsewhere have had a bad time of it lately. How does Kim make sensible progressive moves without appearing to lose face? The kid's in a bad position. Unfortunately, faced with tough choices, hereditary tyrants usually respond by cranking up the pain. See Mssrs Assad, Gaddafi, Mubarak et al.

You can bet the West is doing all it can to destabilize the regime, because that's what the West does best. Unexpected consequences be damned. Unfortunately for the West, the DPRK has borders with Russia and China. That probably means the pot will keep simmering while a few million more NORKs die in the name of global something-or-other.

Movie review: Star Trek Into Darkness

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Pint

"There will be blond"

Excellent. Next pint's on me.

I'll be glad when Hollywood gets over its CGI fetish and narratives once again boldly go where none has gone before.

Suspected Chinese NASA spy smuggled smut not state secrets

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Alien

The pron was a smokescreen. His 11-year-old accomplice boarded the flight with a few terabytes of top-secret-codeword NASA intel. Like where they left those Hasselblads on the moon.

Thousands rally behind teen girl cuffed, expelled in harmless 'explosion'

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Pirate

If she'd painted a cross on the bottle and said a prayer before setting it off they'd be renaming the school after her.

Reddit: So very sorry for naming innocent man as Boston bomber

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FAIL

"First we fix the blame, then we fix the problem." Except the problem is rarely addressed because no one wants to admit it even exists. American foreign policy will only become even more militaristic as a result, and right-wingers will use Boston as an excuse to further their goal of creating a police state at home. The American nation was created through expropriation and genocide, and our history has become so normalized, most Americans see them as charitable endeavors. Maybe by mid-century, when the majority will be people whose ancestors were victims of "Manifest Destiny," the country will realize who really was to blame for these sporadic acts of payback.

Cameron: Get those saucy websites off Blighty's public Wi-Fi

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Coat

Someone has to look at those porn sites to determine which to blacklist. If you get caught in Starbux, just tell 'em you're working through your break. Won't hurt either to say you're Pete Townshend and only doing research in the pubic interest.

The one with the pickle in the pocket.

US Air Force reclassifies 6 cyber tools as weapons

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Big Brother

This is how the illusion of "transparency" is created and maintained. Releasing this information gives the impression that we (U.S.) have an open government, which only obscures "vital" secrets. A further illusion is that the government is on top of threats and we can sleep well at night. Pay no attention to that surveillance drone circling your neighborhood.

How I nearly sold rocket windows to the crazy North Koreans

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Coat

Little Boy and his big toys

Young Kim creates the fiction that the joint US-ROK military exercises were an imminent threat to NK, and that his blustering, moving missiles and closing the factory forced the US to back down and thus preserved NK.

He's getting NK and himself in the news every day, and Chuck Hagel is running in circles setting up defenses against the Mighty DPRK. On the homefront it's clear the US is scared of DPRK, and that's all good for kid Kid Kim.

But he can't keep this juggling act going forever, and sooner or later the rumblings of millions of empty stomachs will drown out the rhetoric. For that, Kimmy has no plan. Maybe he thinks he can achieve his aim of self-aggrandizing direct talks with the US, which will never happen. And that the US will start flowing relief supplies again. Given the state of the US economy, you'd see rioting in America if much money was spent feeding the Norks. China doesn't want a pro-Western government on their border, so it's in their interests to keep DPRK afloat. Will they give military assistance if a war starts? Undoubtedly. So let's hope no jittery soldier on either side accidentally discharges a weapon pointed at the other side. And that the Great Successor takes up a less-dangerous hobby, like birdwatching.

http://jim.kearman.com/html/kim-jong-un-birding.html

The one with the field guide in the pocket.

Head of privacy at Google leaves. Yes, that's a real job

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Coat

Missed headline op.

"Google's top privacy wonk: 'I'm a-quittin.'"

The one with the spy-cam buttons.

Spies in the sky: The leaps and bounds from balloons to spook sats

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Black Helicopters

Re: For those interested:

When I was at the USAF 792nd Radar Squadron in North Charleston, SC, in 1966 or 1967 one of our radar ops spotted a "UFO" hauling butt at very high altitude. That brought a major down from the Pentagon to investigate. The op was told he hadn't seen anything, which didn't set well with him, as he was conscientious and knew he had. It probably was an SR-71 headed for Mother Russia, but we weren't allowed to know those things.

US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'

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Coat

The gecko lives

No one objects to a bipedal, walking, talking gecko (with a distinctly non-American accent). After all, a majority of my fellow Amurakans believe there was a talking serpent.

Mine's the one without a Bible in the pocket.

The universe speaks: 'It's time to get off your rock!'

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Mushroom

Re: Babylon 5 and "all of this was for nothing unless we go to the stars" quote

Doomsday Asteroid

(apologies to) Buddy Holly

Every day it's a-gettin' closer

Goin' faster than a roller coaster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLBWkM0jzK0

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Pint

No need to travel afar. The young-rich-famous-and-fertile could board an Earth-orbiting station, accompanied by robotic orbiting capsules containing post-apocalypse survival supplies. Caviar, pate and other essentials. Durable necessities could be cached in secret locations on earth. Wait out the disaster, then return when the smoke clears and repopulate. If the whole planet goes "pffft" then at least they have a front-row seat. Free beer and crisps for the rest of us.

US diplomat: If EU allows 'right to be forgotten' ... it might spark TRADE WAR

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Big Brother

Re: SO what?

No way Apple, HP et al are going to let the USG keep them from marketing anywhere they want. The stuff's made in Asia anyway. Remember how contraband found its way into Libya and Iraq during the Times of Embargo? What could happen is increased tariffs on goods made in Europe. Americans might then have to sell their souls to buy a Mercedes. As an American ex pat living in America, I'm not sure there are many unentailed souls left anyway.

Foxit outfoxes fiendish flaw to fix foxed-up Firefox PDF plugin

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Go

Re: useful

Got me switched to PDF-XChange. Faster load than Foxit, fills out forms. Farewell Foxit!

Trust the cloud with my PRECIOUS? You gotta be joking

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Holmes

Distrusted clouds before there was one

Back in 2001, being of limited resources, I used several free webhosting services to stash sundry files, as my laptop had a 2-GB drive and no CD burner. One of them must have had their operation in the World Trade Center, as the service disappeared without a trace one day in September. Other people had bigger problems and there was nothing mission critical there, but when the biz got going I was a believer in redundant backup methods I alone controlled. When the Cloud drifted over the horizon I wasn't even tempted.

Actually, my experience with stuff like this goes back further, to when I worked at a major monthly rag. The Powers decided to put MS Word on the server so we editors could run it over the LAN. I didn't trust that so I downloaded a copy onto my HD and renamed it . Came the day when we were nearing deadline and the server or the LAN or something blew up, and there was much screaming, tearing of hair etc in the halls, while I was able to keep working. The message, which all of you pro IT folks know is, you have to expect and plan for failure. If the Powers say, "What are the odds?," reach for the cattle prod and nudge them toward the elevator shaft.

Steve Jobs takes 'medical leave of absence' from Apple

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Alien

He'll be back . . .

as an Android.

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