* Posts by Florida1920

1243 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jan 2011

Tired of despairing of Trump and Brexit? Why not despair about YouTube stars instead?

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Re: Despair over Brexit and Trump?

many of us think they are the two best things to have happened in 2016
Not many around here, it seems. Maybe you could make a YouTube video about lying politicians in the UK and US. That should keep you busy for a few years.

Did you unwittingly support the destruction of net neutrality rules?

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Big Brother

Improvements in future public comment processes

Totalitarian governments don't care about public comments. And that's where we're headed.

Report: Women make up just 17% of IT workforce, paid 15% less than men

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Holmes

15% less pay?

Elementary! Women should take Fridays off! More time to read El Reg and work on updating their resumes. Maybe when employers realize what they do, they'll stop basing pay on gender.

Guilty: NSA bloke who took home exploits at the heart of Kaspersky antivirus slurp row

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Respect your elders

The President of the U.S. is 71. Oh, wait....

Foil snack food bags make a decent Faraday cage, judge finds

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Playing golf during working hours

Lately, that's become part of the job description for the U.S. president.

Russia threatens to set up its 'own internet' with China, India and pals – let's take a closer look

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Re: Milton Kremlin, lying? Colour me astonished ...

@Jonathan Schwartz

You were doing fine until your Trump Derangement Syndrome kicked in.
Say what?

"With all of the Fake News coming out of NBC and the Networks, at what point is it appropriate to challenge their License? Bad for country!"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/918112884630093825

"The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832708293516632065

To Trump and his minions, the truth is what they say it is. Sarah Sanders on the re-tweeted anti-Muslim videos: “I think the president feels that bringing up important issues of our time like extreme violence and terrorism are important to do. That’s what he was doing in that process, and I think he’s going to continue to do that in a number of venues, whether it’s through speeches, whether it’s through Twitter or other social media platforms.”

Trump would absolutely seek totally to control all information concerning his regime if he could get away with it.

FCC boss Ajit defends axing net neutrality by… attacking Cher

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Big Brother

On one hand

You have a president who claims truth is what he says it is, and a free press is the "enemy of the people." On the other hand, you have the Minister of Information Head of the FCC claiming that regulating the free flow of information is desirable. Wow. If this were true, it wouldn't look good for the Land of the Free. I think the word I'm looking for is "Totalitarian."

Russian rocket snafu may have just violently dismantled 19 satellites

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Re: Soyuz 2-b

Alas, poor Florida! I knew him, Horatio; before he was beaten to death by enraged English majors..

Once more into the beach, dear micro-sats, once more;

Or close the wall up with our Soyuz dead.

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Angel

Soyuz 2-b

Or not to be.

Lock them up and throw away the (don)key

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Coat

If I had to be locked up

I'd want to be in a jail where the guards can't even protect their plants from stray donkeys.

Don't bother checking it, I'll be right out.

Give 1,000 monkeys typewriters, they'll write Shakespeare. Give them robot arms, and wait – they actually did that?

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WTF?

WTF happened to these monkeys

That they have so many amputees to experiment on? "Accidents" isn't enough.

Facebook bends to pressure, opens German center to löschen abuse, gets yelled at by spies

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Childcatcher

€15 per hour to look at Facebook?

Pinball isn't enough. Maybe periodic electroshock therapy to erase the memories?

Yahoo! Groups! Go! TITSUP! for! Days!

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Re: Motown had groups

... but I cannot think of anything the yahoo groups did.
"Tobacco Road."

Gonna leave, get a job

With the help and the grace from above

Save some money, get rich and old

Bring it back to Tobacco Road

Bring that dynamite and a crane

Blow it up, start all over again

Build a town, be proud to show

Gives the name Tobacco Road

But it's home, the only life I ever known

I despise you 'cause yer filthy

But I love you 'cause yer home

Team Trump goes in to bat for Google and Facebook

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Re: Donald Jr vs Ivanka

So you see Trump as Richard III?
Donald Junior, with the slicked-back hair, definitely. Vs Ivanka and what's-his-name her husband. We're talking The War of the Trumps, 2016 or 2020. Hillary is out of the picture. Basically, what I want is that epic final battle, Trump v Trump, in the lobby of Trump Tower, NYC. You gotta admit, it would get YUGE TV ratings. The best ever!

The princes in the Tower? That's us, pal.

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Re: A good sign.

simple direct reporting, and not opinions disguised as such.
You read The Reg for simple, direct reporting?

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Mushroom

Donald Jr vs Ivanka

Donald Trump Jr. is positioning himself as the heir apparent on the Right. Ivanka seems to tip a little more Left, or at least what passes for Left in Trumpistan. We could see Trump vs Trump in '16 or '20. Personally, I'd like to see it turn into an epic battle, like the one at the end of Richard III, the 1995 time-shifted movie version starring Ian McKellen. Unfortunately, we have no venue as visually impressive as Battersea Power Station, so they'll have to shoot it (out) in Trump Tower (elections having been canceled by Executive Order). During TV Prime Time, of course.

BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs

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If I worked with BOFH

I'd ask for a ballistic sweater for Xmas.

FCC boss Ajit Pai emits his net neutrality extermination plan

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"Restoring Internet Freedom"

Freedom for big corporations to rip off the people our government is supposed to protect. I've said it before: 1984 was intended to be a novel, not an instruction manual.

HPE CEO Meg Whitman QUITS, MAN! Neri to replace chief exec in Feb

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Re: Whitman did the right thing

Thank you. Your golden parachute is in the mail.

Regards,

Meg

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Take the money and run

Now Meg, Carly and Melissa can go shopping together. How about a nice Gucci bag to hold all that loot?

Note that HP hired Meg after she blew $100 meeelion on her failed campaign for governor. Universities must be handing out lobotomies with MBAs these days.

How about that time Russian military used a video game pic as proof of US aiding ISIS?

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Re: medieval terror-bastards - thumbs up on that one!

I've just realised I dont know what ISIS stands for.

Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (Wikipedia).

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I'd like to meet

Anyone who'd believe ISIS fighters could be redirected by the U.S. to work on behalf of American interests. Then again, the POTUS believes Putin is an honest broker, so who knows?

Inside Internet Archive: 10PB+ of storage in a church... oh, and a little fight to preserve truth

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Truth vs Sheep

Securing the truth is one thing. Getting the sheeple to believe and act on it is another. The U.S. political ecosystem alone is living proof of that. 1984 was supposed to be a work of fiction, not an instruction manual.

Pastry in a manger: We're soz, Greggs man said

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Pint

Greggs is on a roll!

Happy Holidays!

How about that US isle wrecked by a hurricane, no power, comms... yes, we mean Puerto Rico

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Re: The answer is simple

Wouldn't this normally be the point that someone claims it was retribution from $DEITY for some perceived malfeasance to whatever they consider to be 'right and proper' ?
Yes, but those someones are too busy right now making excuses for Roy Moore.

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Headmaster

The answer is simple

The two U.S. states hit hardest this year, Texas and Florida, both went solidly for Trump in last year's presidential election. Puerto Ricans can't vote in presidential elections.

It's 2017 – and your Windows PC can be forced to run malware-stuffed Excel macros

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Coat

If it weren't for updates

How would we know it was the second Tuesday of the month?

(One with the Pirelli calendar in the pocket.)

Remember CompuServe forums? They're still around! Also they're about to die

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Re: First Quantum Link... then Usenet... now...

DejaVu. Weren't they taken over by Google Groups? Or did someone else get them first? Man, finding Usenet was a real awakening back in the 90s. Then the trolls moved in and wrecked the place. When he first got online in 1997, my father (then aged 77) thought the Internet would lead to world peace. Then I introduced him to soc.culture.iraq.

Boffins on alert: Brace yourselves for huge gravitational wave coming within a decade

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Pint

Huge gravitational wave coming within a decade

Thanks for the warning. At least there's time to finish my beer.

Mm, sacrilicious: Greggs advent calendar features sausage roll in a manger

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@Wolfetone

I want to enjoy the sausage rolls without getting in to an argument that can never be won by either party.
And yet, here you are!

You wanted robo-butlers. Instead, you're getting robo-BOFHs

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Pirate

"A better experience for the customer"

A handful of silicon is smarter than me. Yes, I feel better already.

BOFH: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

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Windows

Another reason

not to use Windows.

Firefox 57: Good news? It's nippy. Bad news? It'll also trash your add-ons

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Pint

Re: LastPass

@Hypnotist

Your endorsement was mesmerizing.

Marissa! Mayer! pulled! out! of! retirement! to! explain! Yahoo! hack! to! Senators!

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Re: Why are they talking to execs

The only way these problems go away is if the execs know they will feel pain for not ensuring their data is secure. Programmers and managers are the means to that end, but they can't act without support from the top. How do you motivate an executive? Well, fear of incarceration is a good starting point. It sounds like some legislators haven't lost track of their balls and are threatening to write laws leading to that outcome.

Chrome update kills unwanted ad redir... WIN A FREE iPad!!

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Re: How is that different from NoScript?

NoScript is not exactly user friendly

I've been using ScriptBlock in Chrome. Seems easy to use or turn off when required.

We're not saying Uncle Sam has lost control on Twitter, but US Embassy in Riyadh just did a shout out for oatmeal

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Re: "Official Government Twitter Accounts"? WTF?

"What Twitter actually does do is one- to too-many communication."

FTFY

How we fooled Google's AI into thinking a 3D-printed turtle was a gun: MIT bods talk to El Reg

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Re: I think I might have AI

I once mistook the back of a partly-submerged alligator for an old truck tire. That was early in my experiences with alligators. Training is important! In the meantime, stay out of the swamp.

OK, we admit it. Under the hood, the iPhone X is a feat of engineering

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Unhappy

The more things change....

I use my mobile to keep up with the news. I was disappointed to see that the news didn't get better when I upgraded my mobile.

Donald, YOU'RE FIRED: Rogue Twitter worker quits, deletes President Trump's account

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Happy

For 11 minutes

The world was a better place.

Osama Bin Laden had copy of Resident Evil, smut, in compound

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Devil

The last word

Lee Harvey Oswald shot Osama bin Laden. I just said that on the Internet, so it must be true.

FBI: Student wrestler grappled grades after choking passwords from PCs using a key logger

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Re: FBI make federal case out of school keylogger

This could have been dealt with internally, instead of giving Graves a criminal record.

Past behavior is a good predictor of future behavior. It's well they nailed the jerk before he went and did something really harmful.

Simon's Cat app rapped for random 'racy' advert

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Simon's cat?

As in BOFH? I'm surprised it wasn't wielding a cattle prod!

Facebook vows to double staff with new cadre of Net Police

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Social Media or Social Disease?

Version 1.0 mentioned how the Alt-Right are benefiting from FB and Twitter. So, too, are other evil "social" forces with violent intentions. More and more it seems these implementations are doing more to destroy society than improve it. But the founders and investors are making money, so it's all good. Having lived through the early days of Usenet, I see the ability to monetize hate is all that's changed. Perhaps the greatest accomplishment of the Internet is to hold up a mirror so we can see what a savage mob of degenerate apes humans can be when let off the leash.

Say what? Another reCaptcha attack, now against audio challenges

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Re: Fuck CAPTCHA.

Wow. I mean, Wow.

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Free advice

You know Google will find a solution, and the researchers won't even get a "So long, and thanks for all the fish" for their efforts. The whole purpose of CAPTCHA stuff isn't really security, is it? Isn't it about teaching AI systems? If they want us to solve their puzzles, they should pay us.

Fake tech support 'scam' husband and wife banned FOR LIFE from computer repair world

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Bah a a real punishment would to have them work a hell desk position
Cattle prod.

Is the FCC purposefully screwing up US school broadband projects?

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Headmaster

It's called Class Warfare

The elite will get fast broadband, but we don't want the lower classes competing with them, do we?

So long – and thanks for all the phish

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How do you go about enforcing such a policy?

Hire Simon!

BOFH: Do I smell burning toes, I mean burning toast?

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Kzzzrrrt!

Brilliant, but I still miss that old cattle prod.

AI bot rips off human eyes, easily cracks web CAPTCHA codes. Ouch

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You can be my [site's] bodyguard

Seriously. Anything that is autonomous is apparently AI these days.
And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al.