* Posts by Stevie

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Et tu, Brute? Then fail, Caesars: When it's hotel staff, not the hackers, invading folks' privacy

Stevie

Re: Bah!

American hotels all down the east coast of the continental USA and the Canadian ones I stayed in in Toronto and Grande Prairie, Alberta all have those twist-to-lock bolts, but *also* have a hinged metal device that replaces the old-fashioned chain. It is often difficult to engage because it has been installed with tight clearances but once snagged over the ball-ended spike on the door it will prevent the door opening more than an inch or so.

To break in past one of these you could either force the door to break the latch off, or you could cut through it with a cutting wheel or sawzall. A correctly proportioned pry-bar could also be used to deform the latch until it snapped I suppose.

None of these options would qualify as "just walking in unannounced" in my book.

Now I've never been to Las Vegas, so I don't know if their hotel room doors are fitted with what seems to this traveler to be a ubiquitous standard in the industry, but if they don't, why would anyone "hip" to security concerns stay there?

You are right that there is security theater here. I'm becoming more convinced by the minute that there were actors chewing the scenery on both sides of the check in desk.

Stevie

Re: Bah!

Defcon attendees use Facebook????

The door security latch can be defeated so why use it at all????

This gets less and less credible.

The device on the economy hotel door I used only two weeks ago could not be disengaged from outside - the clearances and design made that quite impossible. Shenanigans.

Of course the door can be forced with the metal security latch engaged. But all these stories are of people "walking in", NOT kicking in the door and taking the room by storm.

Stevie

Bah!

Wot, no security catch?

Every American hotel I've ever stayed in had one on the door.

Or did these security experts not flip the thing closed?

Prenda lawyer pleads guilty to moneyshot honeypot scheme

Stevie

Bah!

I believe this was a scam that crossed international borders.

Which would make it a polyglot moneyshot honeypot.

London's Gatwick Airport flies back to the future as screens fail

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Bah!

THE cable??????

Boss regrets pointing finger at chilled out techie who finished upgrade early

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Re: Usually gets worse, the bigger the company ... 4 Allan George Dyer

Yep, that "never-ending charge" scam was widespread in NY in the mid 80s with gyms, most infamously Jack LaLanne's franchise.

The "put the charge on a card that you are willing to cut up and not replace" technique was for many years the ONLY way to sever financial ties with them.

Of course, in those days you could get a credit card simply by waiting for an application to drop in the mailbox. They fell like maple leaves in autumn.

When we bought our house we had about a dozen cards for that reason. We made a terrible mistake and cut most of them up as "unused". Closing out the cards dinged-up our credit rating (because the model assumes if you close an account it is because of debt consolidation and hence you are a bad risk).

Stevie

Re: "Can you turn it back on. Please?"

He did however state that it was written in a language that the company did not permit to be used on their system,

The report said that the language was not approved; not quite the same thing.

Personal example. After trying to get my own enterprise of the day to look at Lotus 123 for some critical analysis type stuff (it was a very long time ago) I got cricket noise.

A few years later someone from Head Office announced they had just done a report in Excel (which had come along in the interim) and it was the best thing since sliced bread and he was recommending that everyone use it for such purposes.

I "replied all" to his email saying I quite agreed and could we please have three copies, one for each member of the DBA team.

His boss then responded that Excel was not an approved product and no-one would get a copy until it was. Notice that the original document had been received with widespread approval.

At this point in time, excel was the industry standard spreadsheet tool. Our leather ledgers and beam engine enterprise was lagging about ten years behind the rest of the western world in office automation and had not put MS Office products though the approval process.

Yes the place "did not permit" excel, but only because those with the power to approve it hadn't heard of it and you couldn't put in a PO unless the software was approved. Two years later, once Windows 95 had put a PC in everyone's home, everyone in that enterprise had a copy. By that time I was working elsewhere.

I came back in mid '96 though, just in time to get caught in the "Let's not install TCP/IP for our state-wide network. Lets stick with our own proprietary protocol with some home-written extensions to make the things it won't do work" six-month-long farcical waste of time.

Stevie

Re: Domain name expired

Heard that last line in my head in Bryan Ferry's 1975 voice.

Stevie

Re: spent by one of his kids' friends on xbox crap on his amex and lloyds cards

Which is fraud.

Charges will be reimbursed and kid will be ... well if my experience is anything to go by, the kid will be ignored because it turns out the bank won't initiate action with the police.

The last time this sort of thing happened to me one of the store assistants being presented with my number called me because her spidey senses were tingling when the name on the shipping and the name on the card were different and the address on the card was in NY and the shopper was in California (several other businesses didn't figure that out, sadly for them). She told me that she had the name and address of the idiot trying to buy scuba gear from her and if the bank would care to contact her she would be happy to share.

When I told the bank this I was informed that *I* would have to file a police report. In California, which is the other side of the country from me.

So I just said "okay" and let the bank issue me a new card and rescind all the dodgy charges those less astute had accepted.

Rejoice! Thousands more kids flock to computing A-level

Stevie

Re: before you can apply an index to a table.

And when you do, the flippin' developers write nested selects that invalidate the index and force brute-force table-walks anyway.

And then they complain that "the database is slow".

And then they ignore the detailed analytics they are given showing them why, and escalate the issue.

And then they try the "don't look at me" ploy when someone asks why such highly trained specialists can't write code the engine can optimize, even when told why - something their certifications say they know about already.

Drama as boffins claim to reach the Holy Grail of superconductivity

Stevie

Re: "quantum computing will never work because..."

The problem, Jedit, is that every time I go to turn it on and off at the same time I can never find the bloody thing.

Stevie

Re: So that's six cats

I think you'll find that each cat is in fact in a superposed state involving thirds of death and life.

According to string theory, you can introduce a spin vector to those cats more alive than dead by twirling the string.

Dropbox plans to drop encrypted Linux filesystems in November

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Pint

Re: Easy solution...

Thank you for this most useful set of links, Ole Homer.

Have an e-beer.

When's a backdoor not a backdoor? When the Oz government says it isn't

Stevie

Bah!

I can see this educating the masses on the use of burner phones, as used by serious terrorists for, well, since burner phones.

At least, if OBL's son can be believed.

Work at a startup? Think US military isn't good enough at killing? We've got the program for you

Stevie

Bah!

I wonder how many "dowsing rod" devices will be in development within two years?

Prank 'Give me a raise!' email nearly lands sysadmin with dismissal

Stevie

Re: do you really want a complete list?

Don't need one. I have a first edition NEL paperback c/w their patent "virtual glue spine" of Time Enough For Love. It fell apart as I read it, and I treat paperbacks with great care. The pages are crammed back inside the (wonderful) Bruce Pennington cover in order. I could probably repair it with the book-fixum-upgood non-acidic PVA glues available today. I have a library full of unreadable NEL paperbacks because of VGS technology - a full set of the John Carter Barsoom for a start, more Heinlein, Dune et al, all only of sparse shelf-space value because of the Pennington covers.

To be honest, I read TEFL in '75, around the same time I read Dhalgren. I've re-read the second about four times (no, I don't understand it). I've never attempted the first again partly because of the spinal disintegration thing, partly because I came away from it the first time feeling that the best part of the book was the Pennington cover.

No doubt I will get an earful for this attitude, but I think RH did a better job of the time-loop thing in the rather shorter All You Zombies.

Stevie

Re: Common sense

"I'm off to roger me mum"

Lazarus Long

Google Spectre whizz kicked out of Caesars, blocked from DEF CON over hack 'attack' tweet

Stevie

Bah!

I'm guessing the Yelp page on this hotel will take a kicking.

Phased out: IT architect plugs hole in clean-freak admin's wiring design

Stevie

Re:Of course if you can make it work

Gallon of liquid helium, a magnet and you are sorted.

What?

Japanese dark-web drug dealers are so polite, they'll offer 'a refund' if you're not satisfied

Stevie

Re: It is often presumed

I just finished being lectured by some zygote Japanese Apologist crying over the inhumanity of the A Bombings and citing, of all things, an article on "Sputniknews.com" that had one "Dr. Gary G. Kohls" as it's only source and studiously omitted in it's account the calls to Hirohito to surrender between the Little Boy and Fat Man events.

How evil we all were for causing so much civilian death. No sympathy from Mr Wet-Eyes for the soldiers and civilians hosted by the Japanese for the duration, nor the Chinese and Korean women who were put into involuntary "alternate career paths".

The Apologist only shut the fuck up when I pointed out that the sailors and civilians killed at Pearl Harbor died before a formal state of war existed between Japan and the USA, and opined exactly what this said about Japanese honor and the code of Bushido. I asked where his sympathy was for them.

I've no doubt he is still secure in his belief that "many of Eisenhower's generals" believed the A-Bombs were unnecessary, but when he mentioned that I told him to tell it to the marines - specifically any of the marines that took part in the Philippine Amphibious Assaults.

He was talking about how much better it would have been to stage what would have had to be an airborne and amphibious assault of the Japanese mainland (whatever that is - Japan is a series of large islands according to my atlas) with no reference to exactly how that had gone down on Saipan. He waved away my objection that the fighting would have been to the last man, that firebombing would have been inevitable (so much for these generals' who seem to have no opinion on napalm and H.E. created firestorm tactics) and that the war would have dragged out interminably.

I, of course, am old enough to remember those semi-humorous stories during the late 60s of boats sent with loudspeakers to certain islands where Japanese servicemen were still refusing to believe their country had surrendered, to try and persuade them to stop living on snakes and accept a lift home. This informs my opinion on exactly how easy an invasion would have been. Forget the added danger of partisan guerrillas once the invasion was underway.

Azathoth's Piping Host, I hate 21st century armchair revisionists, especially those who see Japan as Pokemon and Hentai and Bad Monster Movies mixed with awesome (sounding) martial arts. I love a good Rashomon myself and have a weak spot for the 60s Zaito Ichi movies, adore their high speed railway system, own two Kimonos, one of which is a lavishly embroidered Mitsukiku number, and once earned a green belt in Judo, but that doesn't blind me to what the Japanese were capable of when the will to make war was strong, and anti-American feeling was being orchestrated from the Chrysanthemum Throne angered by the Manchuria Fiasco and desperate to hide how financially ruinous *that* war had been.

When the Vets had that display at the Smithsonian of the A-bombings from a similar critical revisionist perspective removed I thought they had blundered. They should have let the exhibit stand, but demanded an equal footprint next to it featuring the Bataan Death March, the accounts from Saipan and so forth.

As an aside, Dr Kohls is a prolific writer. His many informative, groundbreaking and conspiracy-uncovering works can be found at https://www.globalresearch.ca/author/gary-g-kohls - some are aligned with things I'm interested in, some even sound halfway truthful and informed. Read with care.

Time to party like it's 2005! Palm is coming BAAAA-ACK

Stevie

Bah!

Forget Palm emulators! Give me a genuine Kickstarted Handspring Visor (with better buttons and none of the shoddy unsoldered, unsocketed surface contact daughter board connections) and you have my money.

No color screens please, just a re-iteration of the Blue (or Green Or White Or Yellow Or Black) Visor c/w backward compatible slot so I can jack in my old Eyemodule or backup module, and the sync port so I can use my folding keyboard.

And better buttons and no solderless, socketless, surface contact connections.

WhatsApp security snafu allows sneaky 'message manipulation'

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And some banks already allow banking by whatsapp.

They do?

Are they real banks or the ones run by Nigerian Princes in Exile?

Stevie

Re: Case law...?

User: So this app is insecure? I must stop usi ... AWW! Lookit the kittens!

Stevie

Re: plus they are an infection control risk..

Not if they run Malwarebytes, surely?

Greybeard greebos do runner from care home to attend world's largest heavy metal fest Wacken

Stevie

Jetho Tull were right:

That's not what they said though. The words are: He was too old to rock and roll, but he was too young to die.

Rather the opposite of what you quoted.

I recall NME reviewed that album tour under the headline "Too Old To Rock 'n' Roll, To Pissed To Stop", which was memorable if not complimentary.

Stevie

Re: Bah!

Don't think so. This was back in, what, 81, 82 I think. Radio 4 sounds right though. It would have been a weekend afternoon, possibly a Saturday. I had to have the TR6 rolling by Sunday lunchtime to be sure she'd get me to my next contract down south, and she had a mean time between failure rate of about 9 weeks. And Oh! Those failures. You know you're alive when the front suspension tears itself out of the chassis when cornering at speed.

The show's name eludes me though.

Another episode had Paul Simon demonstrating how Bridge Over Troubled Water evolved as a song from conception as an acoustic spiritualesque experiment to the orchestrated masterpiece it became, along with tapes to prove it all.

10cc also did that with I'm Not In Love, starting with a rather awful acoustic guitar demo and describing how they loaded a Mellotron with tapes of every member of the band singing every note in the song to get that ethereal chorus effect.

Fascinating stuff.

Stevie

Bah!

I have to smile sometimes when I recall a BBC radio show which interviewed musicians and "told the story" of some of their most famous tracks from concept to finished product. I was working on my car when 10cc came on and talked about "I'm Not In Love" (of course) and a personal favourite "Old Wild Men" (from Sheet Music, an album that desperately needs to be remastered properly to get rid of the chewed-up-tape drop-out on Old Wild Men and Somewhere in Hollywood, and the miss-mixed tubthumping that ruins all current versions of "Silly Love").

When asked about Old Wild Men the group said they had been shooting the breeze and wondering what would all the (then) rock stars like Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton do when they were 60?

The answer - as we now know - was "keep on keepin' on", but 10cc's take on Rock Geezerhood from the viewpoint of snotty uber-talented yoofs of the 70s is far more melancholy than the observed reality in hindsight.

Stevie

Re: I think I'll..

You'll know you are losing it when the lyrics to Close to the Edge or And You And I make sense.

I shoved a 256 gig card into my phone and it still has room for a lot more stuff alongside the Yes, Jethro Tull, Genesis, Muse, Gryphon, Glass Hammer, Ralph McTell (gotta have a break sometime), Mutton Birds (how these blokes never made it big in the mid 90s is beyond me), Kraftwerk, soundtracks (recent mania) and Terry Pratchett books on chip. If I hit "random track play" it's a right mess I can tell you.

Imagine Python fan fiction written in C, read with a Lisp: Code lingo Nim gets cash injection

Stevie

Re: Interesting but ugly

Ah, but it doesn't look like C, so you won't be luring any scared horses into using nim for a fair evaluation.

IT is peopled by the most reactionary bunch these days.

The age of hard drives is over as Samsung cranks out consumer QLC SSDs

Stevie

switched from analogue to digital computers 70 years ago

We were still seeing mainframe computers with analogue/digital architecture in the 1960s. Indeed, they were popular enough to have two flavours depending on which technology "drove" the beast.

I'm 63 and I remember them from when I was about 11. So the "70 years ago" figure isn't anywhere near right.

I believe it also mis-states, albeit contextually, what an analogue computer is and does. Analogue computers, which were still available from Heathkit and other suppliers in the 1970s, are spectacular for modelling continuous solutions to calculus problems. They don't do arithmetic, at least not well, and the one's I've seen and used are not programmed using a high-level computer language, but with a series of patch cables linking the various integrator circuits - rather like the old DX7 used patches (albeit digitally executed) cross connected the six operators that made the noises. The Analog Computer at Coventry Tech was used to model n-body motion issues and on open days was used to display a snooker game.

The analogue computer was thought to be important when digital computers had low clock rates and no memory to speak of. Now the discontinuous nature of the calculation can be hand-waved as too small to matter, and he results can be smoothed using mathematics anyway now there is memory available for the functions involved.

But years ago that wasn't the case.

I'm not sure why you feel the issue of bits flipping can't be mitigated the way it is for "traditional" storage techniques (which can also fail in this way) by use of a checksum. I believe SSD storage has other on-chip mitigation stuff too that deals silently with cell failures, though I'm not clear on the details.

Wipro hands $75m to National Grid US after botched SAP upgrade

Stevie

Bah!

I spoke to an Indian IT specialist only last night and he assured me that the problem was almost certainly that their vindows were infecting the internet with viruses.

Oi, clickbait cop bot, jam this in your neural net: Hot new AI threatens to DESTROY web journos

Stevie

Bah!

Oh FFS, the title means nothing, it's the content that is problematical.

All that will happen now is an AI will be designed to craft anti-AI-spottable headlines for the same tat.

Said AI will be written by a teenager, in php, over the course of a weekend.

Early experiment in mass email ends with mad dash across office to unplug mail gateway

Stevie

Bah!

Anyone older than a foetus knows that IT Production System "trials" are done using Spike Milligan Poetry and/or Unwinisms so that running and power cord pulling are unnecessary.

No big deal... Kremlin hackers 'jumped air-gapped networks' to pwn US power utilities

Stevie

Re: advice to the government

Forget long password strings.

Personal Identification Devices. Old as Secret Government Computing and working since steel-jacketed greenscreen TTY-era VDUs.

In order to enact a hack one would not only need to make copies of the PIDs used (which can be themselves time-limited), but you would need to have physical access to the equipment they permit access to as well, involving getting through whatever hard security is in place.

Sysadmin sank IBM mainframe by going one VM too deep

Stevie

Re: As A scientist...

A scientist eh? I have a question for you: WHERE'S MY FLYING CAR YOU USELESS LUMP?

Stevie

Re: Value of a guinea

Was one pound and one shilling. The value of golden coins of face value one guinea is a different matter.

When I were a lad all fancy-shmancy services like private doctors and dentists, and furniture bought on hire purchase were all priced in guineas. Working class stuffwas priced in BSQ*.

* - Bog Standard Quids.

Stevie

Re: Just to mudddy the waters a trifle ...

I've sometimes heard the hash referred to as a waffle.

And in Univac-speak, the ! is sometimes referred to as a bang (as in: "We ended up having to dollar-bang the 1100-80) and sometimes as a shriek (as in: "To list all lines using the pine editor type pee-shriek").

Though I have heard someone (from TSB) speak of "Pee Bang*", I've never heard anyone say "Dollar-Shriek".

* - A term with resonance in these days of accusations of collusion and secret KGB videos.

Stevie

Re: So you Brits were running your economy off of LSD for years (4 AC)

Yeeeeeees, that's the cleverness of the double entendre.

But thanks for hanging a lantern on it for the slower comment-wrights here.

Stevie

Re: the currency was frequently referred to as Lsd. (4 LenG)

Indeed it was, possibly most famously by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band in their seminal "Ali Baba's Camel".

If at first you, er, make things worse, you're probably Microsoft: Bug patch needed patching

Stevie

Bah!

Great scansion in the headline. Well done that El Reg Hack.

Stevie

Re: Err, 'C' is about twice

Well Cobol is over 50 and still ticking.

Works well too, unless you insist on running it on a toy computer, where it invariably is converted into horrible security-bug riddled 'C'* before being compiled.

This safety is conferred partly because mainframes don't look like Unix usually (which confuses the Young and Hacky) but also because no-one paid attention in the one semester they took of Cobol 101 and so remain terrified of the language - which has NO semi-colons or double equal sign nonsense.

And if one eschews the hideously dangerous Dynamic Linking philosophy, one is gold.

Write all important stuff in statically-linked Cobol and only run it on an airgapped mainframe. You know it makes sense.

* - reportedly.

Fake prudes: Catholic uni AI bot taught to daub bikinis on naked chicks

Stevie

Re: but it's still too much a human-designed affair

Azathoth's nebular nodes, the contemplation of what a self-aware A.I. would consider extreme porn is making me fail repeated SAN checks.

It might, for example, involve visualizations of complex and obscurely perverse topological evolutions.

Or strange manipulations of Quantum Mechanics involving fiddling with binding energies and extinction coefficients.

Iä!

Stevie

If there is an urn in the painting the nudity is OK

Depends what the nude is doing with the urn. I've seen a couple of paintings involving nudes and urns that would still be banned as filth in many countries (but if anecdotal hearsay is correct might be of interest to a certain very powerful individual).

And I'm betting even the greatest Olde Masters had a notebook of sketches including such concepts as "Ye Two Younge Nymphes and Butte One Amphora".

Stevie

Re: No one has ever been killed by a nipple

They're breasts. They need air.

All that dust on Mars is coming from one weird giant alien structure

Stevie

Bah!

If an astronaut is inhaling Martian dust he/she has bigger problems than the dust.

Boss helped sysadmin take down horrible client with swift kick to the nether regions

Stevie

Bah!

[Ragged old man with cataracts leaps out from behind some scenic feature and confronts the incoming columnist]

STOP!

Before ye edit the column of fate

Ye must answer me these questions twenty eight ...

Trump wants to work with Russia on infosec. Security experts: lol no

Stevie

Re: Bah!

Not as damaging as the Credulous Saucer Loons who chant "False Flag Operation" any time something bad happens.

You conspiracy theory nutjobs aren't interested in the rule of Law and Democracy. You are only interested in getting your daily dose of blithering confirmation bias over the world wide web.

Go back to your Facebook friends and your YouTube channels and leave the grown-ups in peace.

Stevie

Bah!

I like where OPOTUS is going with this.

Britain could take a leaf out of his genius playbook and ask the GRU to help find the real nerve-gassers.

Windows Server 2019 tweaked to stop it getting clock-blocked

Stevie

Bah!

I was going to make mocking sounds, but I just noticed my Samsung J3 is showing a time five minutes ahead of every other device in my office.

Nice going Samsung. When did you turn off my automatic Date-Time synch feature?

Code of conduct claims new Texas Instruments CEO after just six weeks

Stevie

Re: In reality

He was only making it worse for himself.