Re: To be fair
'Sadly actual bakers are largely a thing of the past ...'
So make your own bread. It's not rocket science - the recipe below is flour,salt,yeast and water. And preparation takes 10 min. (After that the yeasty-beasties do the work)
https://www.jocooks.com/recipes/no-knead-bread/
I often wonder why people who can put together complex apps in half a dozen computer languages can't assemble a decent pizza..