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Pandas so useless they just look at delicious kid who fell into enclosure

John Brown (no body) Silver badge

Re: In other news

"The mere thought of a combat hippo is terrifying!"

Have you ever seen a hippo taking a dump?

Not only is it quite liquid, but their tail spins like a fan to make sure it spreads far and wide, hence leading to that well known saying shit hitting the fan. It's almost a weapon of mass destruction.

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