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Apple: You can't sue us for slowing down your iPhones because you, er, invited us into, uh, your home... we can explain

Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge

And then when they try to collar you for shoplifting....

"Are you resisting arrest?"

"No, you're just holding me wrong"

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