Well obviously a simple SQL statement like this won't fix the problem, because no one is STATUS=Innocent.
The only allowable values, in terms of the police state, are Guilty, NotGuiltySoFar, and InadequatelyProsecuted. Everyone is guilty of something, and for most people, the cops either just haven't found it yet or simply don''t feel that it's worth the time to do the paperwork.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
