Re: Too bad …
Well, except that I now know that, by not being a customer at all, I arguably cause less front-line damage than by patronising the outfit.
Don't you want to be a customer just so you can wear the Wetherspoons customer uniform? You know, a saggy, stained grey tracksuit, with bottoms having a knee level crotch so that as you waddle it looks like you've shat yourself? Fag in hand, three days of stubble, and ideally a proper ratboy face?