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A magic bracelet that unlocks PCs, dancing robot spiders, and more in Intel's circus

Ragequit
Joke

I think...

Intel misunderstood IoT. Their chips didn't actually need to be in "things". As in mechanical critters ready to steal/disarm our ID bracelets that grant access to WMDs and bring about the worlds destruction.

Joking aside, besides xpoint which is as much of a paper launch as everything else I'm wondering if Intel is suffering from tick-tock withdrawal due to their 10nm delays.

Also, please put a heat sensor and heart monitor on the ID bracelets. I'm rather attached to my extremities.

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