* Posts by TheBruce

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The tiny tech tribe who could change the world tomorrow but won't

TheBruce

Re: common user settings architecture

RFCs are more like the Bible then a standard. Too many competing religious interpretations. Don't get me started on SQL joins.

You have a fake North Korean IT worker problem – here's how to stop it

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WTF?

Thats an oddly specific number

"That number has recently jumped to more than 1,999 purported job seekers in a two-month period"

Musk's antics and distractions are backfiring as Tesla's car business stalls

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#gravy

What about Grok? Surely that will be a Gravy Train...

China claims breakthroughs in classical and quantum computers

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Re: Pre-eminent source of off-the-shelf quantum computers

Like all the other hype really hard to get anything useful from quantum computers

Ukraine strikes Russian bomber-maker with hack attack

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Re: Zelenskyy sure seems to hold a lot of cards

British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read - London Daily

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.

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Did you mean their NAZI rocket scientists beat the American NAZI rockets scientists into space?

Techie fixed a ‘brown monitor’ by closing a door for a doctor

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Re: Does not sound like any kind of fix to me

Only problem "Ben Jensen, founder and CTO of Surrey NanoSystems, invented the coatings, which were publicly unveiled in July 2014"

70-knot winds so far blamed for yacht disaster that killed Brit tech tycoon Mike Lynch

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Predictive Modeling???

Only if there was some modeling method they could have used to predict the likelihood of extreme weather events and the vessel’s structural limits...

There are 10,000 reasons to doubt Oracle Cloud's security breach denial

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Headlines 24 Years Ago

Ellison: Oracle remains unbreakable

AI models hallucinate, and doctors are OK with that

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harm mitigation strategies

So "...argues that harm mitigation strategies need to be developed." How about don't use a predictive model. Whats wrong with an expert system? I can see using well designed models to help in coming up with new tools/methodology in diagnosis, but not a LLM doc.

Stuff a Pi-hole in your router because your browser is about to betray you

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Re: Evil Browsers?

Yeah I've started checking DNS queries for Domains with "dns".

SpaceX loses a Falcon 9 booster and scrubs a Starship

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Swamp

Did it burn down, fall over, and then sink into the swamp

Signal will withdraw from Sweden if encryption-busting laws take effect

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Re: Control freaks

GrapheneOS has a duress PIN. Enter it and phone is wiped. Latest Android has private spaces. Keep your real accounts there and fake account in default.

DeepSeek or DeepFake? Our vultures circle China's hottest AI

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Re: Anthropomorphizing AI

I would claim that 90% of all replies on The Reg are good indications of D-K cognitive bias (including this one).

DeepSeek limits new accounts amid cyberattack

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It also runs on LSD

What happens when someone subpoenas Cloudflare to unmask a blogger? This...

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Re: First Amendment

My take is the Constitution does not apply exclusively to citizens because the language of the Constitution does not make such a limitation on its applicability.

US Treasury Department outs the blast radius of BeyondTrust's key leak

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Quote: In its update, BeyondTrust said, "We continue to communicate, and work closely with, all known affected customers."

That is we have no fecking clue who's data has been compromised...

Data is the new uranium – incredibly powerful and amazingly dangerous

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Re: Glad to hear it's being discussed

Had to start a quota on emails once the workers ran out of their local disk quota...

Judges not impressed by Amazon, SpaceX's attempt to have NLRB declared unconstitutional

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Childcatcher

New Lefties Have Forgotton

Its class not race!!!

Hide the keyboard – it's the only way to keep this software running

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Re: Sloppy

Ah Father Ted and the putting of his masive tool in my box line.

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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Don't Feed thw Troll

All I'm gonna say...

Parents take school to court after student punished for using AI

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Sorry not true. My father was a teacher and.principal in the 1960s. Irate parents would call my father late at night to scream at him about their perfect children.

Personalized pop-up was funny for about a second, until it felt like stalking

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Re: "that took a lot of courage for Curt to confess"

My definition of asshole is someone who doesn't learn. Especially those who keep arguing I was only joking.

FTC sues five AI outfits – and one case in particular raises questions

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Re: was glad to have resolved the matter, telling us it hadn't admitted any wrongdoing

It also means you can do it again and probably get away with it. If adjudicated quilty and you it again it goes directly back to court. Not the whole review process.

Forget the Kia Boyz: Crooks could hijack your car with just a smartphone

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Re: Connectivity

Just read about how in a matter of minutes you can remove the backup camera, insert apass thru device on the cable, and then reattach the camera. You now have a powered wirrlrss device with full access to the CAN bus.

SpaceX faces $663K FAA fine for Musk's alleged launch impatience

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Guessing you don't understand how USA federal republic works.

I don't know what pressing Delete will do, but it seems safe enough!

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Re: This is a common problem

alias rm="rm -i"

Thanks, Edward Snowden: You propelled China to quantum networking leadership

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They can also push a ton of money into a failed idea and have no out. Because the out will make the dear leader look like a dufus.

Plane tracker app FlightAware admits user data exposed for years

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Re: Equifax

I received an email but my email app said no valid message body or attachments were found???

Georgia's voter portal gets a crash course in client versus backend input validation

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Re: This is still a huge vulnerability

But my question is why even do this? Georgia is still participants in Electronic Registration Information Center(ERIC) unlike some other Republican majority states. Doesnt it already provide this service???

Michigan probes Musk-backed PAC website that weirdly tried and failed to help register people to vote

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Re: Musk backed PAC "Helping Voters Register"

Time to register my tuckfrump email!!!

How a cheap barcode scanner helped fix CrowdStrike'd Windows PCs in a flash

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Wouldn't that be sending the passcode in the clear to the end user. Plus who knows?

CrowdStrike blames a test software bug for that giant global mess it made

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Re: It worked on my machine!

Not a lawyer but where is the mens rea?

Agile Manifesto co-author blasts failure rates report, talks up 'reimagining' project

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Re: The more process you have the less agile you are.

The problem is the people paying thinks it trivial. Its like they take you up in a plane and hand you all the materials they think you need to design and implement a new parachute. You are half into the flight and have a few prototypes and ideas when management comes in and bundles it all up and toss it and the team out of the plane. Yelling you have until you hit the ground to work out the bugs.

CISA director: US is 'not afraid' to shout about Big Tech's security failings

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Atlas Shrugged

I blame Reagan and COTS. I was there when we moved from pretty good engineered products to massed produced just get it to market shitty products. I was on one.NATO project where the COTS keyboards had were rebuilt to meet shielding requirements. Needed three of the fuckers per desktop to have one that was working.

AI to boost datacenter capex by 28.5% and become the top server workload

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I expect another massive overproduction of infrastructure and production to support all this growth, followed by massive lay offs of tech workers.

Study finds 268% higher failure rates for Agile software projects

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Re: Next Week

Worked on a smallish team with a single QA guy. In a meeting one time he apologized for been such an asshole. We all laughed and the manager said, with a smile, thats why we hired you.

Crooks threaten to leak 3B personal records 'stolen from background check firm'

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Problem is these companies are probably owned by a chain of several LLCs all of them holding basically no assets. So the actual wealth is untouchable.

AI red-teaming tools helped X-Force break into a major tech manufacturer 'in 8 hours'

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Re: " ... a flaw in the manufacturer's HR portal..."

The problem I ran into is HR chose a system, pay for it and then run by security.

Tesla devotee tests Cybertruck safety with his own finger – and fails

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Re: Who's next

The aristocrats!!!

Starlink geofence appears to have some gaping holes

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Re: Another headache in the making

Seems to me only known terminals would be authorized. So how do unaithorized terminals still work?

UK's Investigatory Powers Bill to become law despite tech world opposition

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Re: Enjoy the noise boys!

Will just give more money to Palantir...

Forget the AI doom and hype, let's make computers useful

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Re: That is a quote I will keep

Reading along and started thinking what does pedantic mean...

Feds probe alleged classified US govt data theft and leak

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Re: Wait, what? Classified material should NEVER be accessible from the Internet.

Sounds like what one can expect since Reaganomics gave us COTS.

Five Eyes tell critical infra orgs: Take these actions now to protect against China's Volt Typhoon

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Re: A bit late?

Having worked in IT for a few decades and the last decade in cybersecurity. The main issue is lack of talent and budget. A big issue that I've seen is HR doing the hiring and being utterly incapable of identifying capable qualified staff. Also unqualified management that keeps buying promises and nothing usefull being delivered. My emploer hired a highly recommended person as CIO who forced Gurucul on us. What do you know they were on the Gurucul board of directors. It was a complete waste of money and never worked.

Greener, cheaper, what's not to love about a secondhand smartphone?

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They are starting to do that...

Intern with superuser access 'promoted' himself to CEO

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Re: This is where technology lets you down

Being non-union salaried worker I still benefittd fro their being an union. Per union contract I had to be paid fpr over time. If asked to work the third shift worked 6 hours and got paid for 8 at time and a half

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Re: This is where technology lets you down

Amateur. All union workers left by 5pm. We just waited until 5:30...

It's that most wonderful time of the year when tech cannot handle the date

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Re: Don't people test edge cases any more? [Time Libraries: The Next Problem]

GNU emacs and g m n t

Thar be safe harbor: Reddit defeats third attempt to unmask digital pirates

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Re: Good luck with IP addresses...

Most likely a CGNAT pool you that you share an IP with neighbors. The question is do they record traffic by source port mapped to your ISP owned equipment. I bet they do.

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