* Posts by OhForF'

655 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Mar 2022

Page:

EU metes out first-ever Digital Services Act fine, dings X for blue check deception

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: silly statement old chap

So the EU should not be allowed to restrict what foreign (or at least US) entities the companies in its jurisdiction may do business with while at the same time it is perfectly fine for the US to go after European companies when they do business with anyone on their sanction list including Karim Khan, Prosecutor of the ICC.

You need to be a pretty firm believer the US are the goods guys and can't ever do harm to buy into that argument.

Lawyer's 6-year-old son uses AI to build copyright infringement generator

OhForF' Silver badge

I doubt AI will accomplish total destruction of copyright law. In a legal fight between IP holders like Sony and Disney vs. AI companies the only winners will be the lawyers,

Canadian data order risks blowing a hole in EU sovereignty

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: Hang on

Giving technicians based in Canada access to other regions allows them to support those regions during normal working hours in Canada. OVH did probably not set up separate teams and infrastructure for Europe, North America, Africa, Singapore but tries to balance both work and other load between the regions.

While they do mention "enhanced compliance" and "Improved data compliance" 1 for their Local Zones in Public Cloud they can probably not guarantee data sovereignity any more than Micros~1 can.

1 What does "enhanced" or "improved" compliance mean? You are either compliant or you are not.

EU's reforms of GDPR, AI slated by privacy activists for 'playing into Big Tech’s hands'

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: European Commission

The legislative power in the EU is the council of ministers. Nowadays the claim is that parliament shares that legislative power with the council on equal footing as parliament has to approve the laws in the normal process. Why the council should have the same (or in some cases more) power than the parliament that is directly elected by the people is still a valid question. I do not see a compelling reason why parliament needs the commission to put forward a proposal either.

The bigger problem for votes on changes to GDPR that benefit big companies is that big companies can afford more lobbyists than the ordinary people in the EU. Most members of the european parliament act in a way that suggests they are not aware their primary job is to represent the people and act in the peoples interest.

Apple’s AirDrop makes weird latency spikes for Wi-Fi wonks, researcher finds

OhForF' Silver badge
Devil

Re: Give me everything!

I see another reason why network experts have troubles with it. Ad hoc connections to the outside world while the device is on a supposedly secure internal network sure is a feature beloved by cyber security specialists.

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: Give me everything!

>What other option is there? <

Changing the way the "social channel" work, e.g. having the device joining an ip multcast group which should be transparent to the WiFi part of the net and doesn't require to drop out of the user assigned frequency to monitor channels selected by Apple.

Not sure if that would work for this specific service as i am using option 1 (don't use the service).

Your average user will not be able to figure out why less used channels aren't working properly for streaming and will not be aware of the option to fix it by disabling a service they might not be using consciously. Apple should at least communicate more proactively that this is happening when the service is running if even network researcher are surprised by it.

Norks droning on about your dream job while pwning your PC

OhForF' Silver badge

If i were to discuss future job prospects outside the current company I'd want to do that outside any system the current employer can monitor and i am not working in a sector considered sensitive like defense.

Company that made power systems for servers didn’t know why its own machines ran out of juice

OhForF' Silver badge
Devil

With customers like that you need to be more specific if you give them instructions. They followed your advice and bought a UPS.

How should the have guessed they have to properly install and test the UPS?

Tribunal wonders if Microsoft has found a legal hero after pivot to copyright gambit

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: "Is Office an artistic work"

If a majority of customers bought the office suite to get specific tasks done and not because they are art lovers it should be straight forward for a court to decide if that product is a tool or a work of art.

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: "Is Office an artistic work"

I'd be checking if a fine for contempt of court is in order. Micros~1 would love to have the case thrown out.

Salesforce's Benioff warns of AI 'false prophets' while promising true profits by 2030

OhForF' Silver badge

>Could an AI do that?<

Sure, but it would probably use much more resources for the same reliability as something simpler like

if (Math.random()<0.5) then

return "Hail the true AI prophet";

else

return "He is not the messiah, he is a very nasty boy";

end;

End of support for older Office and Windows Server versions pile on the pain for admins

OhForF' Silver badge
Windows

Too many SMEs have built critical workflows (usually billing an accounting related) on Excel spreadsheets so flimsy they do not work with a different Excel version. Updating the Excel magic to work with a different version is not possible because anyone that understood how that deep magic works has left long ago.

Micros~1 is only partially responsible for that.

Ubuntu 25.10 lands: Rustier and Wayland-ier, but Flatpak is broken

OhForF' Silver badge
Linux

Re: Requires the new RVA23S64 ISA profile

The Ubuntu life cycle say 24.04 LTS (Noble Numbat) is in standard support until Apr 2029 so for now there is no argument that you can't just keep *using* RISCV unless you have some compelling reasons to upgrade.

Canon claims its nanoimprint litho machines capable of 5nm chip production

OhForF' Silver badge

>Whats the difference between Gartner and Twitter ?

There's lots of differences, e.g. Gartner is able to charge a lot for their output while Twitter struggles doing that.

Oh, you were talking about the qualtity of content?

Kubernetes kicks down Azure Front Door

OhForF' Silver badge
Boffin

Re: Trust???

A dedicated professional infra team with access to all the internal information and documentation needing hours to figure out if the problem is on their side or the network or a service provider speaks volumes about the design of modern systems.

If you can't use AI then it's bye bye, Accenture tells staff

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: WTF it's AI upskilling?

There is money to be made if you can convince a CEO his attempt to replace employees by AI only backfired because he and the remaining employees didn't have the necessary AI expertise.That is already enough of a reason to tout you have the best AI experts available.

Additionally Accenture has to convince their customers that only they have the experts at prompt engineering you need or even the most retarded CEO will eventually figure out he can write that "give me an excuse to fire 10,000 people" prompt on his own (and save the money paid to Accenture).

UK to roll out mandatory digital ID for right to work by 2029

OhForF' Silver badge

"Optional" ID

I live in one of those countries and can confirm not everyone has an ID card and we are not required to carry any ID.

However any LEO deciding at his sole discretion that someone did something suspicious can ask for ID and if none is produced take the subject to the nearest guardhouse for identity verification.

Not sure if you folks in Blighty want that kind of "optional" ID.

On the other hand if you already carry a smartphone all the time the possibility of ID cards being used to build a location profile should not be your biggest concern.

Word to the wise: Don't tell your IT manager they're not in Excel

OhForF' Silver badge
Trollface

Grand piano

>I just *deliver* the piano, I don't know how to *play* the fucker.<

I hope you arranged for someone to tune the thing before the maestro arrives.

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: "Surely an IT manager should know the difference between Word and Excel?"

Someone that can not distinguish Word and Excel is unlikely to have arrived at the IT manager position after rising through the ranks of IT. He probably wasn't hired because he can manage everything without having to know about the subject as according to the article he didn't have any people skills.

Without additional knowledge my assumption is he was one of those managers appointed for who they know not what they know or can do.

Trump admin says tech companies are abusing H-1B visas, slaps $100k a year to allow entry

OhForF' Silver badge

$100k

Implementing a rule that any applicant earning less than $100k a year is automatically denied would be a good idea to ensure companies bring in skilled workers. Asking for the same amount for processing the application seems more like abusing power.

Overmind bags $6M to predict deployment blast radius before the explosion

OhForF' Silver badge
Facepalm

Brave new world

"There are no two people with the same workflow for deploying to production,"

"developers using Copilot to produce wonderful Terraform code, "but they don't understand the implications of their changes."

So the problem is vibe coding cowboys that do not understand what they are doing and can't be bothered to even follow a preset procedure for deploying to production.

The solution obviously is using more AI - can't start doing the sensible thing and hire developers that know what they are doing.

Senator blasts Microsoft for 'dangerous, insecure software' that helped pwn US hospitals

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: "secure by design"

It's 'secured by designers' of the function follows form school of thinking?!

OhForF' Silver badge

What is RS4?

The older encryption algorithm considered is RC4 as used in your first sentence yet you refer to RS4 multiple times later in your posting. Is that just a misspelling or is there some RS4 is am not aware of?

OhForF' Silver badge
Trollface

Re: "needlessly exposes its customers to ransomware and other cyber threats."

As Micros~1 set 34.000 full time engineers to work on the Secure Future Initiative back in Sep 2024 Senator Wyden will surely praise them for the great results that Micros~1 will publish any moment now.

Reg hack attends job interview hosted by AI avatar, struggles to exit uncanny valley

OhForF' Silver badge
Facepalm

Re: If an employer asks you do to this ...

An employer that wants me to volunteer my time for an uncanny experience because it helps them save their time and money and thus gives them more wiggle room in their budget that might be converted to employee benefits?

Yeah right, but no thank you.

CIO made a dangerous mistake and ordered his security team to implement it

OhForF' Silver badge
Trollface

Re: A User of mine once

Why do all those newfangled systems today no longer allow what could be done back in the mid-90s?

NIMBYs threaten to sink Project Sail, a $17B datacenter development in Georgia

OhForF' Silver badge
Windows

We still have this lack of alignment from senior Micros~1 staffers as to why people resist being tracked and using AI, because they don't quite connect the fact that people do not have a benefit and thus do not want their entire life being run through datacenters.

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: Water

If you need to get rid of the heat 900 megawatts create round the clock by heating water and later just have that water sit around in tanks at ambient temperature you'd need some bloody big tanks. Probably not that economical either.

Linux is about to lose a feature – over a personality clash

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: Not due to a clash of personalities...

Linux seems to have announced the merge window for 6.17 late in July and Kent Overstreet's pull request as linked in the article is dated Mon, 28 Jul 2025 11:14:33 -0400.

This article is not about Palmer Dabbelt and his late RISC-V patches (the article has a link to the el reg coverage of that as well) but talks about a separate issue.

Why the UK public sector still creaks along on COBOL

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: 'Legacy' does not = 'obsolete' or 'bad'

What would be the output of that analysis, i.e. what do you expect the state machine or LLM to deliver to help with the system migration?

You can probably automatically translate Cobol to some other programming language like C(++) or Java or Rust but you'll end up with code that is harder to understand than the original Cobol and thus will be even harder to maintain or adapt to new requirements.

Sysadmin cured a medical mystery by shifting a single cable

OhForF' Silver badge

++?????++ Out of CheeseCAT Error. Redo From Start.

OhForF' Silver badge

Network plans

>Jake didn’t tell anyone about his fix.<

I wonder if the problems with the CT scanner started when someone got rid of a tripping hazard and decided to replace the direct cable connection across the room by properly connecting the CT scanner and the workstation to the existing wall connectors without telling anyone.

Euro Commish on US lobbying against EU DSA rules: 'Our standards are not up for discussion'

OhForF' Silver badge
FAIL

Do you really expect Trump will appoint a statistic chief that will always report low numbers so there is no chance they'll ever have to revise the numbers down? Every administration will want to publish higher job numbers rather than a lower number. As long as there is an error margin anyone appointed by the current administration will report the upper limit. As long as that is backed up by real data and not made up numbers it is expected to some degree and the number provides has some use.

If you have a closer look at what the US Bureau of Labor Statistic publishes you'll see that they currently provide an estimate for July 25 and list the numbers along with the 90% confidence interval and even show a nice chart where you can see the confidence interval graphically.

So e.g. for the total no farm jobs they say their current best guess is 73k and with a probability of 90% the real number is somewhere between -62.8k and +208k. I'd totally expect any politician talking about this number to say 'We had a big increase in job numbers, non farm jobs alone might have been increased by more than 200k' and that would not be a lie even if the reality might turn out to be a loss of jobs.

Anyone saying "they got their numbers wrong" when more data is available and the report is updated doesn't understand how statistic works and should be laughed at when they talk about it in public.

OhForF' Silver badge
Devil

Re: Democracy Index

I don't believe many European citizens are concerned with the cost of DSA compliance (at least not if US companies have to pay them). Is Vance arguing the EU must increase the compliance costs to save democracy in Europe?

Tech support team won pay rise for teaching customers how to RTFM

OhForF' Silver badge
Trollface

Does Tesla even provide a proper manual describing all functions of that mobile computer after the latest update?

AWS wiped my account of 10 years, says open source dev

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: Bullshit

There is a "--dry-run" standard JVM command line option which creates the VM but doesn't execute the main method, documentation says it might be useful for validating the command-line options such as the module system configuration. Not very useful to test what a tool implemented in java would do - as you correctly point out that would have to be something the tool supports.

Study finds humans not completely useless at malware detection

OhForF' Silver badge
Boffin

False positives

"a Windows 10 laptop with a mocked-up Microsoft Teams interface"

"yet missed real malware when the clue was unusual system behavior, like high processor usage."

How would you spot something fishy uses a lot of cpu without opening task manager while Teams is running?

Trump pushes EU into trade 'deal' that several EU leaders aren't happy about

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: Brandon Vigliarolo needs to pull his head out of his arse

So your take this is just the EU diplomats way to delay declaring an open trade war for as long as possible?

Problem PC had graybeards stumped until trainee rummaged through trash

OhForF' Silver badge
Boffin

Re: He was lucky

Should a pc in the break room without effective access controls not be fair game as well?

Microsoft CEO feels weighed down by job cuts

OhForF' Silver badge
FAIL

Re: (100%) Services Tariff

Well they were silly not to ask for 25% and then let Donald have a big announcement how he decimated that evil EU services tariff down to 2.5%.

Icon for the EU success of keeping tariffs at 15% instead of 30%....

AI industry's size obsession is killing ROI, engineer argues

OhForF' Silver badge

>If the efforts of the human and the AI are combined in an optimal matter<

Do you have a proposal how to do that? A bad combination may well end up with a higher error rate than either Eh or Ea.

A human modifying text prompts to get the AI to generate correct code is most likely not an optimal combination. The AI making code suggestions on what it observes the human doing (code completion on steroids) doesn't seem optimal either.

Even if you have a good combination it will not improve the combined error rate much if one of the "imperfect heads" is much worse than the other (e.g. an unskilled human attempting vibe coding combined with an AI where 1-0.95 error rate is optimistic but still better than the human that doesn't know how to write code himself).

Copilot Vision on Windows 11 sends data to Microsoft servers

OhForF' Silver badge
Holmes

Just keep in mind that you can't trust those details - without being able to verify the information it might well be plausible bullshit generated by the LLM.

One in six US workers pretends to use AI to please the bosses

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: My boss recently asked if I use the in house AI Chatbot for anything.

>We are a support organisation providing support for a number of applicatins<

Your boss should be glad that AI isn't better or as good as you are on that job, If it were your clients would replace your organization by an AI. The customers might well do that before your boss makes back the money invested to replace you.

Under-qualified sysadmin crashed Amazon.com for 3 hours with a typo

OhForF' Silver badge
Linux

A lot of people although mess up their first attempt to delete all those "hidden" files starting with a dot '.' in the current directory..

Microsoft patches failed to fix on-prem SharePoint, which is now under zero-day attack

OhForF' Silver badge
Windows

Re: Sharepoint

>Is it just badly configured, staff not adequately trained, or the normal Microsoft cruft?<

I'm amazed nobody has given the obvious answer yet: all of the above.

UK tech minister negotiated nothing with Google. He may get even less than that

OhForF' Silver badge
FAIL

Re: 'decades-old "ball and chain" legacy contracts'

I'm really interested to see how technical experts in government "deploying and diffusing" emerging technologies will accelerate scientific discovery. For the life of me i can't see how sprinkling emerging google AI tech around government systems is going to help securing those systems either.

Icon for Peter Kyle -->

Tim Cook's Tim Cook stepping down from Apple

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: What's "2IC" ?

As a non native speaker i had to ask that question myself years ago. Today wikipedia provides an answer, see 2IC

Atlassian migrated 4 million Postgres databases to shrink AWS bill

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: Infosys

I wonder if there is a legal limit of no more than 9.25 hours of work per day in India and employees are officially told they can't bill more than nine hour and 15 minutes a day and informally told they should keep working after clocking out if they want a promotion.

Scholars sneaking phrases into papers to fool AI reviewers

OhForF' Silver badge

Re: This AI thing

The authors of the papers are not idiots using AI, they are trying to stop lazy "reviewers" from wasting their time and tarnishing their reputation with AI generated reviews.

Not that i agree with that method - it would be way better to find a way to identify AI generated reviews and get the science community to agree that anyone trying to pass off AI generated reviews as their own work should take a big reputation hit and no longer considered to be worthy to do any reviews.

Critics blast Microsoft's limited reprieve for those stuck on Windows 10

OhForF' Silver badge
Windows

Handing out incentives to use accounts with elevated privileges to search on Bing shows where Micros~1's priorities are.

Obviously their most important issue is protecting our computing systems. /s

Page: