* Posts by Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch

790 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Mar 2022

Page:

How did you mourn Internet Explorer's passing?

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Amiga 1000 showing an IE logo

And where were you between 2016 and 2020?

Internet Explorer 11 limps to the end of Windows 10 road

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well

I don't think Hamlet was scraping between the corrugations of the soles of his boots with a stick when he said that ...

Intel details advances to make upcoming chips faster, less costly

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Missed opportunity

It's not his name, it's his stock position.

No more fossil fuel or nukes? In the future we will generate power with magic dust

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Ah, the old Banana Equivalent Dose. Never mind that 12-24h after ingesting a BED one will crap or piss out more or less exactly the same dose of 40_K. You only keep enough to replenish your intracellular K deficit, which cells are working like crazy to retain anyway, so it's basically in equilibrium.

Containerloads of bananas have been known to activate security radiation detectors, though.

Behind Big Tech's big privacy heist: Deliberate obfuscation

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: who gets the fines?

The solution to that one will come when the grains-of-rice-on-the chessboard method is used.

For n-th day of non-compliance, fine = $1000 x 2^n. Court defines compliance.

The next time your program is 'not responding,' (do not) try these steps

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: systemd

Many research immortalised cell lines are cancer-derived, and useful precisely because they survive with only the basics of cellular existence.

Sick of Windows but can't afford a Mac? Consult our cynic's guide to desktop Linux

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: I like option 0

So glad you read the first three words of the title of the article... oh.

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Now Do an Article About the Top Ten Linux Apps

You get one when you send a virtual beer to the developer(s).

Seriously, you do not want to make that cable your earth

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

A token gesture. You won't make a packet, that's for sure.

We can bend the laws of physics for your super-yacht, but we can't break them

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: But it's in the contract

I knew you were going to say that!

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Sat Comm

Anyone who spends half a billion on a superyacht to sit on it watching telly deserves neither half a billion dollars, a superyacht, nor the ability to watch telly.

Confirmation dialog Groundhog Day: I click OK and it keeps coming back

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Effect/affect

A psychologist with a blunted affect?

Virginians sue to block rural Amazon datacenter

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Speaking to the Culpeper Star-Exponent

Remind me what the Star-Exponent operator does again?

OpenVMS on x86-64 reaches production status with v9.2

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Switching to OpenVMS after Windows 10

VMS++ == WNT

Google Docs crashed when fed 'And. And. And. And. And.'

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Gertrude Stein

More than e e cummings

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

"Smart" = stupid + stupid + stupid + ...

Reminds me of the signwriter in the Victorian town of Yackandandah.

He left too much space between Yack and and and and and and and and and ah.

John Deere tractors 'bricked' after Russia steals machinery from Ukraine

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Apologies

Oh, yeah

Ivan - Vanya

Mikhail - Misha

Aleksandr - Sasha

Boris - Borya ;)

Nadezhda - Nadya

Ekaterina - Katya

...there's a friendly diminutive for everyone, it's practically Australian.

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: "one upside is that Ukraine receives transport fees for gas"

A larger fraction of zero is zero.

Microsoft points at Linux and shouts: Look, look! Privilege-escalation flaws here, too!

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Hey Microsoft ...

OSteoporosis: when all the little holes in what should be a strong, secure mesh get so big they fillet it from the inside.

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Hey Microsoft ...

...and when world+dog can see Micros~1's source code, I suspect more than one security hole will be found.

US appeals court ruling could 'eliminate internet privacy'

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Better get a lawyer, son

There are so many ways you could spin this.

A government agency informs a data provider that information that they hold could be evidence of a crime. That this doesn't amount to a seizure seems to be what the 9th Circuit has found. It's a cover-your-arse way of obliging the provider to keep suspicious data without having to clear the bar of having cause for a warrant. If the data provider doesn't preserve it, then destruction of evidence is the consequence. If they do, they're just leaving in place something that might get chucked out.

When would you ever imagine big data voluntarily chucking out their data?

The seizure was the subpoena. No-one seems to be arguing about that.

Your AI can't tell you it's lying if it thinks it's telling the truth. That's a problem

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Truth table?

Who, me?

Good news: Boffins have finally built room-temperature superconductors. Bad news: You'll need a laser, a diamond anvil, and a lot of pressure

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Superconducting gunpowder

48", measured in 12" increments

Machine-learning models vulnerable to undetectable backdoors: new claim

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

So scenario is this: client (e.g. bank) gives provider (big data provider) a set of training data and asks it to give back an AI black box to give approve/deny decision-making (e.g. loan approval).

The white-hat provider does exactly that. The bank feeds the black box some other similar data as validation, and decides whether to accept or reject the AI.

However the black-hat provider twiddles some LSBs in the training data to introduce a backdoor ("if the second- and third-last digit in the application amount equals the reversed day-of-birth, approve the application however bad the credit rating is"). Validation ostensibly happens the same way, but client is deceived into accepting a malicious black box.

What happens when the client feeds the black box the client's own training data (+fuzzing)? The black box mysteriously accepts some bad applications and rejects some good ones.

The client, and not the provider, has the data to decide to accept the first and reject the second black box.

Yandex speaks out from front line of Western sanctions against Russia

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Not Enough

"the second most sanctioned country behind Iran": Why?

Because of the annexation of Crimea and Donbas, illegal according to the UN Charter, but whose condemnation in the UNSC was vetoed, by Russia only.

Describing use of the word mobster as emotive is a point of view. It's also an accurate analogy of the geopolitical protection racket that Russia has been running for the last fifteen years, in Chechnya, Georgia, Belarus and now Ukraine.

At a stretch you could argue that NATO is a counterpoint racket; history shows that any nation feeling NATO not to be to their liking can leave.

I don't see any nation queueing up to leave, but the interest in joining is real and growing. Faced with a Mafioso you can give in and pay up, or you can unite and refuse. Ukraine got a little too close to the second option for the Capo's liking.

Ryzen Pro CPUs are better for work than Intel's, claims AMD

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Microsoft's Pluton security processor

Don't like it? Don't need it? Switch it off in EFI, then.

AMD allows disabling of the PSP, their equivalent to Intel's Management Engine, something Chipzilla never permitted. No reason to believe AMD won't be similarly minded this time.

Shanghai lockdown: Chinese tech execs warn of supply-chain chaos

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Get out

Those aren't the relevant official figures, if you're trying to calculate prevented deaths.

Case-fatality ratios are the effective measure of preventable mortality. In countries where community transmission was common before vaccination and the emergence of particularly the omicron variant, it is typically 1-2%. Where vaccination was effectively implemented first, it is about 0.1-0.2%.

Interestingly China's case-fatality ratios are tracking around 0.7%, and that's before the typical 3-week lag of mortality to reported cases in Shanghai. Until that data arrives, we simply don't know how many deaths the Shanghai lockdown has prevented.

China had early vaccination. The size of that 0.7% number, though, leads to some interesting conclusions about long term efficacy of Sinovac.

An early crack at network management with an unfortunate logfile

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: I inherited one

Renamed to the System Hosting Information Training.

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: At 45RPM, re: documentation.

And here was me expecting your English teacher to ask you why you can write so authoritatively about inciting coups d'état in Central America...

When the expert speaker at an NFT tech panel goes rogue

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Art is just this guy, you know?

Yes.

The fraudulent genius of the invention of NFTs is that it invents a class of "ownership" where an owner's title to what they paid for is entirely dependent on someone else's infrastructure that might disappear overnight.

As if anyone who bought great art in the last two centuries would lose their property if Sotheby's were to go bankrupt.

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: It's scams all the way down

Exit Through The Gift Shop bears watching for that reason alone.

Satire is art. And it becomes high art, at the right level of sophistication.

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Not gambling

The sort of surprise mechanic that says, "Sorry, Guv, but the work's gunna cost a bit more than I said."

Why the Linux desktop is the best desktop

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Linux "Desktop"

Oooh, shiny!

South Yorkshire to test fiber broadband through water pipes

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

"...the Internet is [...] not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

- Ted Stevens (R-AK)

Not sure I want material from a leaky tube.

First Light says it's hit nuclear fusion breakthrough with no fancy lasers, magnets

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

a country the size of Wales

Like... Wales, maybe?

The time you solved that months-long problem in 3 seconds

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Somewhere in the metaverse

Considering the OP's description of his task in Pakistan, the other contents of his carry-on luggage was probably forensic proof of precisely what the white powders he carried were made of.

GNOME 42's inconsistent themes are causing drama

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge
Angel

mictosoft

Oh $DEITY I hope you called them that on purpose!

Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Re: Customer Code Reviews

obligatory xkcd

OVHcloud datacenter 'lacked' automatic fire extinguishers, electrical cutoff

Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

Page: