* Posts by Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch

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Unidentified object on Australian beach may be part of Indian rocket launcher

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Re: "It warned the local population against handling or moving the object."

You recognise UMDH by its smell, do you?

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Re: BBC clickbait

The hottest day in recorded history is not a weather story, it's a climate story.

Unless your hypothesis is that the entire northern hemisphere has the same weather.

Network died, hard, during company Christmas party, leaving lone techie to fix it

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Boffin

Here was me thinking Roy upgrading Nexus models was going to be a segue into a Blade Runner reference.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

(Icon looks like Eldon Tyrell if you hold it up like this)

Nobody does DR tests to survive lightning striking twice

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Apollo 12 cut out the middle-man and ionised the air itself. It got struck twice.

BOFH: Lies, damned lies, and standards

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Re: Association of Servicepeople for Software and Hardware Over the Lifetime of Equipment.

Or maybe spend your next holiday in Australia's Northern Territory and pick up one of their tourism-promotional bumper stickers: CU in the NT.

Also available as a novelty spare tyre cover for the back of the 4WD.

Twitter rate-limits itself into a weekend of chaos

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Re: CEO of Twitter ... Linda Yaccarino

Mmm. Rehabilitation literally means "being made useful again".

I would be careful about whether someone is professionally useful at all after a gig like that.

Free Wednesday gift for you lucky lot: Extra mouse button!

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I'm curious to whether you get 6 choices of button-clicking option: L, M, R, L+M, L+R, M+R and L+M+R?

Microsofties still digesting pay freeze upset by Nadella's 'landmark year' memo

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Re: So, landmark year and, for thanks, pay freeze

Downvotes without explanation? Really?

The US exploits its workforce, disproportionately to similar economies. And it does it counter to is own national interest.

Minimum wage has gone backwards in real terms since the Reagan era. Their Gini coefficient is the worst in the OECD and worse than most third world nations.

The US was never more prosperous than when it had a large and prosperous middle class who could live comfortably while driving productivity and employment. The 80s corporate decision to abolish the middle class has taken all of the profit and put it in the pockets of the C-suite and the billionaires that own them. Meanwhile, tax on the super-rich is abolished and organised labor is vilified, so the process becomes self-perpetuating.

Money is not for ordinary people. No wonder ordinary people are angry.

Quirky QWERTY killed a password in Paris

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Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

And very hard to sort

Apple stomped all over NYC store workers' union rights, judge rules

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Re: Land of the free

Mcdonald's and the others will sooner or later have to come up with things like health insurance that really is health insurance, not some warmed-over cr** That is not health insurance but a sticker put on a package of garbage.

Oh, you were talking about health insurance. For a moment I thought you wrote health insurance but meant food.

Security? Working servers? Who needs those when you can have a shiny floor?

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Re: Multiple things lead to the conclusion

They were shelled, you mean?

(Credits: S. Milligan)

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Re: Clean keyboards

Then you used it to type that story?

'We hate what you’ve done with the place – especially the hate' Australia tells Twitter

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Re: What type of "hate speech"?

Just ask Ollie Robinson

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Re: As long as it doesn't just mean "opinions that are currently deemed unacceptable".

Con: "Freedoms! freedoms!"

Me: other people's freedoms?

Con: no, not those

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Re: Yacc's job just got a little bit harder

Ah, woke. The bigoted insult you use out of cowardice when the bigoted insult you really wanted to use is too foul even for something as civilised (sic) as Twitter.

BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI

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Re: Quite ironic

A recent adjustment to the numbering to road mail boxes around here made a street address in rural areas quite useful. Odd or even says whether you're on the north / east side of the road or south / west; first three digits say how far you are from the nearest settlement, to the closest 100m. Last digit allows people who share road reservations to cluster their boxes on the highway.

Techie wasn't being paid, until he taught HR a lesson

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Re: Unique keys

He carries if for sentimental reasons - it belonged to his father.

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Re: Unique keys

Just like Theo Fuchs.

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Re: Unique keys

Not to be too morbid, be really careful after one of you dies.

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Re: Unique keys

The hospital where I work has three name fields for each patient: family name, given name(s), preferred name. Only unique key is a unitary reference number, which I've never seen not be the case for medical records keeping. Hell, at least one state in Australia has a system where you keep the same URN across all hospitals.

The preferred name shows up in bold on any generated document or ID bracelet.

Seems to work and can't have been too troublesome to implement.

Florida man insists he didn't violate the law by keeping Top Secret docs

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

How anyone could try and suggest the rule of law is being applied equally has some serious blinkers on.

Totally agree. Annoying else faced with what is in the indictment would have been behind bars 6 months ago.

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

I don't live over the pond, I live on the other side of the world. Even from this distance, I can see the DoJ have given him the kid glove treatment by comparison with ordinary functionaries who get caught doing the kind of things he's been accused of, albeit at a lower level and scale.

For all the defendant's "the rules don't apply to me, I'm special" bravado, simply being who he is will be a liability when sentencing comes around.

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

It is interesting you seem to have reached a guilty verdict already. Something the court has yet to consider.

No, I'm saying he has a case to answer, so indictment is not, as you say, persecution, but the rule of law applying to all equally.

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Re: as did his aide Walt Nauta

Just get SCOTUS to invalidate the Louisiana Purchase. Then everything West of the Mississippi reverts to France.

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Re: Not a flight risk?

Plus some trigger-happy Russian irregulars on the frontiers armed with Buk missiles.

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Re: I can finally admit something

We share large chunks of histone genes with bananas. DNA folding proteins are pretty important (if they don't work, neither does life), so are highly conserved across eukaryotes - so if it's multicellular, it's a relative.

If it's monocellular, it's a more distant relative by about 2 billion years.

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Re: I can finally admit something

No, read what I wrote.

The law is blind to what the government says is classified. If a prosecutor can prove that someone retained documents prejudicial to the national security, the Espionage Act applies to them: classified, unclassified, declassified, whatever.

Classification is the way government departments formalise the structure under which documents should be guarded with an appropriate level of protection: what can be kept in an open office, what should be kept in a safe, and what must be kept in the back room where someone has to check your ID and have the second key to the lock. If you don't follow those rules, you're technically not breaking a law per se, but you are in a shitload of trouble with the people responsible for document security, and very likely to have your clearance revoked. And be charged under the Espionage Act, because a document bearing Top Secret markings that doesn't have a national security exposure is so rare as to be non-existent.

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

Presidential librarian is not his job, it's NARA's, and they have procedures for dealing with classified records.

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

Free pass because you used to be president is the opposite of the rule of law. You want power, expect scrutiny.

The rest is pure MAGA conspiracy theories. Try as hard as you like to make this about who's in charge now, what's happening to the defendant now is because of what the defendant did.

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

Actually the federal prosecutor is claiming the documents are sensitive, and they work with someone allowed to read them to make an evaluation on that. Besides, the documents themselves say they are sensitive.

The special master was appointed against legal precedent, an error duly overturned by the appellate court. One more stalling tactic.

He knew this was coming before he ran again; they raided his kitsch palace before he announced he was running. All part of the persecution complex you seem to share

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

the issue doesnt seem to be about the classification as he declassified them.

What exactly is your evidence for that statement? Because the indictment has the defendant saying , to and ordinary citizen, about classified documents, words to the effect of "I could have declassified them, but now I can't."

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There isn't a law distinguishing classified from unclassified. That's an executive branch thing.

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

You are arguing that we shouldn't have the rule of law.

The reality is we'll never know about Russian collusion because the defendant and his legislator allies shut the investigation down. Every other president released their tax returns; the defendant chose not to because it doesn't just look bad when billionaires pay no tax, it is tremendously bad that billionaires pay no tax. Above all else the defendant doesn't want to have people talking about billionaires' tax rates. The defendant did actually have a street cleared of legal protesters for a hypocritical photo-op.

Ultimately the court will decide if what he kept was sensitive or not. That's what the court is for, in this case. A grand jury, ordinary citizens, were convinced enough to indict him for it. This is called due process and it applies to everybody. (See rule of law).

The bloke at the top has to obey the law. If it looks like they didn't, it's really important to either make sure that they did, or show everyone if they didn't. What people in power don't want you to know can harm and kill you. Wars had to be fought to establish that. The main people who don't want people to believe that, aside from the defendant, are named Xi, Putin, and Kim.

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

Read the indictment. It's a (very disturbing, easily located) public document.

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

The charge is retaining national security information. Biden as soon as the fact was pointed out to him returned the documents and opened his storage to independent scrutiny to ensure compliance. The defendant actively obstructed compliance and paid a lawyer to certify he had complied when he knew that he hadn't. So there are the conspiracy and obstruction charges.

"(The defendant) removed their top secret status" and the information therein was still prejudicial to the military and political security of the country. If President, there's dereliction of duty. If ordinary citizen, there's guilty as charged.

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

"the whitehouse" at the time the defendant ordered still classified documents to be put into the boxes reads as "people who worked for soon-to-be-the-ex-president". Took every document he could find, said "That's mine, put it in my shower recess," and left the building.

The Secret Service's role is personal protection and nothing more. He has a strict personal liability to obey national security laws, president or not. If he doesn't, it's the FBI's territory. So the FBI did something about it. By the book. Which was their job. Good job done well, on the face of it.

The subjects of the documents the defendant has been inducted over were nothing to do with collusion with Russian influence over the 2016 election (the reason why "the crooks" tried to "stitch him up" - remember that? That's perfectly normal behaviour, no possible security concerns there), but inter alia, battle plans relating to hostile countries, assessments of military threats and weaknesses, and information which, if released, could jeopardise friendly security relationships with the five eyes countries and assets in the field.

Then he lied and conspired to keep the documents in his shower when he was asked, and then was told by a court, to put his house in order.

Does that sound criminal enough?

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Re: I can finally admit something

Even a President who wants to declassify something has to tell someone. Otherwise the test becomes: Does disclosure risk the national security interest? If yes, see under "guilty".

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It's not as if there's another post-classification era piece of national security legislation they might have charged him under, but declined to; the Espionage Act is all there is. And as you rightly say, it is blind to a piece of information's Top Secret/Secret/Confidential status.

Classification is a process internal to the executive which specifies what degree of protection government officials including Presidents are obliged to afford the information they are entrusted with. Declassification isn't just a rubber stamp, but a formalised assessment that release of a piece of information is no longer harmful to the national interest. Ordinary citizens who cease to be government officials, even high ranking ones, lose their clearances when they lose their jobs.

In his own words, he could have declassified some of the documents, but he didn't. A verbatim transcript of a recording of his own voice saying that is part of the indictment. Even if he had declassified them inside his own head, if release of the information was damaging to the national security interest, the law says he's guilty.

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Doctor: He's alive, but unconscious.

Stewardess: Just like Gerald Ford!

Airplane! (1980)

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Re: What About The Current Resident?

They're made of osmium, named for its stench.

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Re: as did his aide Walt Nauta

It's probably strategic.

His Orangeness' lifelong legal strategy has rested on it, knowing lawyers and courts are expensive, go in with the intent to wear his opponents down through procedural delays and, where necessary, appeals. Firing your own lawyer earns an instant delay to find and advise new counsel. Having a joint indictment allows these delays to be tag-teamed. It hasn't occurred to him though that his opponent in this case is the US government.

Every delay in legal process puts him one day closer to the day when he might be able to (invalidity) pardon himself.

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Re: I can finally admit something

Read the indictment.

A document both fascinating and horrifying at the same time, like watching cancer surgery.

He didn't just retain documents with horrendous lack of security, but disclosed them to unauthorised people, kept them in the face of a subpoena, then acted, lied and conspired to subvert the effect of the subpoena.

His own former AG has effectively said, "if it's true, he's toast."

Time running out for crew of missing Titanic tourist submarine

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After scaring the world, China shows off 'chute that can aim Long March rockets' descents

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Old Winnie got where he is because of his Dad.

China could do with a socialist revolution.

False negative stretched routine software installation into four days of frustration

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Possibly the one named as defendant in a lawsuit brought by SCO over the Linux GPL... possibly.

WFH mandates bad for staff morale and stunt innovation

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Re: Evidence

$BIGUSCORP run by $BIGUSDICKUS

Boss put project on progress bar timeline: three months … four … actually NOW!

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Re: Make your own dud deadline.

The PERC test is pulmonary embolus rule-out criteria.

If:

Age < 50

Heart rate < 100

SpO2 > 95%

No unilateral lower limb swelling

No recent prolonged immobilisation

No history of PE

Non-smoker

No exogenous oestrogens

Then no further investigation for PE is indicated.

Specificity is >98% in low pre-test suspicion, which is as good as a D-dimer.

Man sues OpenAI claiming ChatGPT 'hallucination' said he embezzled money

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Re: > OpenAI shouldn't put out "AI" that consistently spews complete bullshit,

It's ok. No-one will be offended if we in sultana.i.