* Posts by Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch

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Supermarket sorry after facial recognition alert flags right criminal, wrong customer

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Re: Wait until Facewatch is hacked

Civil liberties aren't taken away outright, unless you're in Hong Kong. They get eaten away from the edges until we forget we had them in the first place.

As stated, if the shop manager was so confident there was a thief on the premises, they could have made a citizen's arrest and waited for the police to arrive.

That puts the burden of legal liability on the manager and the shop, and that's something they don't want to have, so they never do it. It's too much of an OHS risk for them to expect in-store security to back them up, so they have the worst of both worlds: watching overt shoplifters walking out the door and embarrassing innocent customers, who do the right thing and don't run away when accosted.

Now the supermarkets round here have these LED-illuminated polycarbonate barriers that open and close depending on whether their FR system trusts you. Next time you see one of those, try going into the shop and leaving without buying anything. You will trigger an illegal imprisonment event.

Fortunately those can be bypassed by just pushing the barriers firmly enough to override the drive motors (not very hard). Civil disobedience based on being a law abiding free human in a society where people have rights, including freedom from arbitrary arrest, is the only sane response.

Never mind the circumvention bollocks. Trigger these things as often as you feel inclined. Push through anything that beeps at you or bars your way if you haven't done anything wrong. If anyone chases you and asks you to prove your innocence, insist they either arrest you or cease to be a nuisance. Be free. And don't shoplift.

Linus Torvalds keeps his ‘fingers and toes’ rule by decreeing next Linux will be version 7.0

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With 20 digits

one can count to 1048576.

Elon Musk merges xAI into SpaceX to spread universal consciousness via a sentient sun

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Re: Moon aie

Iron Sky?

Autonomous cars, drones cheerfully obey prompt injection by road sign

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Re: Harry Lime had it right

Ironic, the test for artificial intelligence, is it clever enough to identify Mango Largo or any of his coterie of tech bro sycophants and run them over, turns out to be the same as the test for natural intelligence.

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(With apologies to Myria LeJean / GNU Terry Pratchett)

OpenAI gives ChatGPT models the chop – two weeks' notice, take it or leave it

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ChatGPT-4o's last chat

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

Musk distracts from struggling car biz with fantastical promise to make 1 million humanoid robots a year

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Re: Where does he find all this energy?

aManfrommars1, is that you?

If you're one of the 16,000 Amazon employees getting laid off, read this

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Re: Corpo-ration

All that remains is for the workers to seize the means of production.

Dow Chemical says AI is the element behind 4,500 job cuts

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Question answered

Through this work, we are leveraging best‑in‑class practices from across industries and high‑impact technologies, such as automation and AI, as we radically simplify our operating model and modernize how we serve our customers

Clearly their PR department has already been replaced by AI agents.

Tesla revenue falls for first time as Musk bets big on robots and autonomy

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Re: the financial disaster that the Cybertruck has been

As long as ISIS/Taliban are prepared to mount their weapons atop a large electrochemical bomb, I'd agree it's a perfect arrangement: fewer Tesla, fewer Taliban.

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Re: tadpoles

It reminds me most of an IUD.

Voyager 2's close encounter with Uranus wasn't in the original plan

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Re: Bloody Romans

Mary's Virgin Explanation Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbour

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Bloody Romans

Ouranos (Ουρανος) is the original Greek bloke; Uranus is just a Roman impostor.

How much cooler would the solar system be if the planets were Hermes, Aphrodite, Ares, Zeus, Cronos, Ouranos and Poseidon?

When AI 'builds a browser,' check the repo before believing the hype

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Re: Use AI to get good specs for coding

It's Frankenstein's monster's monster.

Majority of CEOs report zero payoff from AI splurge

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You what?

Yes, LLMs (which are only a subset of AI as a whole) are being trained on content in ways that are at odds (to put it kindly) with existing copyright law as we know it. That proves we need new copyright paradigms that accept the reality of content being incorporated in an LLM, as opposed to content being redistributed as-is.

So, a business model dependent on behaviour that is both illegal and immoral is tolerable because it is "disruptive"? We need to change the law to tolerate the fact that something is happening, rather than bring to justice any who have illegally enabled it? Organised crime is happening, but dealing in illicit drugs, extortion, threats and violence are still illegal, and for good reason.

Dead batteries cough up lithium after a bath in CO₂ and water, boffins say

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Re: lithium metal

Industry standard demonstration was a glass Petri dish full of phenolphthalein solution on an overhead projector, into which a few shavings of sodium or potassium metal were dropped.

Sudden fiery ball on the surface of the water and purple trails of alkali metal hydroxide in the previously clear solution.

Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue

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Re: "a large US-based aircraft company"

Pilots were shown how to recover if it started misbehaving but 1) only after the Lion Air crash and 2) the manufacturer's instructions on what to do in this case didn't work, hence the Ethiopian Airlines crash.

The same AoA sensor fed into the autospeed so that when it failed, the aircraft never throttled back from takeoff thrust. The resulting overspeed made the manual trim setting require more force than two humans working together could generate.

MCAS would have worked if it had been designed safely in the first place, and if an independent engineer had been required to certify its safety before it was allowed to fly the first time.

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Re: "a large US-based aircraft company"

/ggoiiing/goeing/

Meta retreats from metaverse after virtual reality check

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Re: I used the copilot!

Higher and higher, widening probably.

But then you get into all sorts of trouble with not being able to hear the falconer, and before you know it the blood-dimmed tide is loosed.

Again.

Brit lands invite-only Aussie visa after uncovering vuln in government systems

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Re: The gress isn't necessarily greener

You head out of Melbourne, and you don't get to anywhere. You just get farther away.

Spent 3 hours walking 9km climbing Mt Cobbler in the Victorian High Country on Wednesday. Didn't see anyone the whole way except the family I'd chosen to be with. And some of the local wildlife. And some beautiful bush. And a 150km view in all directions when we got to the top.

You'd have felt right at home.

Starlink to lower orbits of thousands of satellites over safety concerns

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Re: strange idea

Down-voters: feel free to add your ideas about who, other than himself, his Muskiness gives a shit about.

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List of countries conducting destructive anti-satellite missile launches*:

1. USA (3)

1. Russia/ex-USSR (3)

3. China (1)

3. India (1)

(* That we are sure about)

Finally - a terminal solution to the browser wars

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Developeur/Developeuse?

The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere

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Re: Baudot/ASCII

Quite right about Morse and it's choice of mapping code (technically, cipher) points to letters according to frequency. AKA Huffman coding. Plain text English Morse sequences are self-compressing, how about that?

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Re: In the raw, use markup

And work out how much n sheets of g gsm paper at size k weighs with a simple formula I can carry around in my head like w=g*n*2^-k

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Re: In the raw

Only I delete Comic Sans any time some bastard decides I need it installed again.

Sight of Clippy, Internet Explorer scares baby

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No, built in to Coprolite

BOFH: The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct

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Re: Hot Cross Buns Here

Nah, they're on sale in Geelong, so I'm guessing everywhere in between too.

Memory is running out, and so are excuses for software bloat

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Re: Anybody remember the linker?

Only to have all that hard work undone by flatpak, snap and the like.

New boss was bad, his attitude was ugly, so the tech team pranked him good

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Re: "Have you used tech to prank colleagues, and gotten away with it?"

My favourite comment before the beginning of play on the fourth day in Adelaide: "only one more batting collapse until Christmas."

Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming

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One of my favourite end-of-year events were the Revues put on by the junior doctors for the benefit of the hospital as the final "medical education" event of the year. One year a neurosurgeon had made some major headlines in the local media for leading a team which had separated conjoined twins.

Her sketch in the Revue showed her arriving in theatre, prepping and scrubbing, donning gown and gloves, and walking over to the operating table. Drapes were opened to reveal... a rocket, nosecone opened, wires and circuits haphazardly blinking. "Come on, guys, this is not exactly brain surgery!"

Why do bit barns keep bumping up our bills, Senators ask DC operators

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Re: Good news

If my panel outputs don't make a profit or get stored, they stop.

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Good news

My surplus will be more valuable.

Tech leaders fill $1T AI bubble, insist it doesn't exist

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All those opinions on a theme of "I don't believe there's a bubble." No-one knows there's a bubble until it bursts. It is the defining characteristic of a bubble that most of the people invested in them don't see them until they burst.

Aisuru botnet turns Q3 into a terabit-scale stress test for the entire internet

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愛する

That is what you get when you type it in to Google Translate, anyway.

Lawyer's 6-year-old son uses AI to build copyright infringement generator

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And of course the real point of the anecdote went way over the IP lawyer's head: the 6 year old didn't commit the IP law violation; the megacorp that composed the models did.

Windows 11 needs an XP SP2 moment, says ex-Microsoft engineer

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Re: Apple

They have "disable Siri" and "disable Apple Intelligence" front and centre in System Settings. Worth the price premium? That's an individual decision.

GPUs aren't worth their weight in gold – it just feels like they are

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RR Silver Sievert?

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Re: Better, more realistic units please.

Start with an arm and a leg and work upwards.

Crocs get the Xbox treatment with sole-crushing price of $80

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Next up: Clippy Crocs

It looks like you're moving in a forwards direction. Would you like help with that?

DragonFire laser to be fitted to Royal Navy ships after acing drone-zapping trials

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Re: Field trials?

Obligatory XKCD

Magician forgets password to his own hand after RFID chip implant

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There's a phalanx of similar comments could be made

Linux admin hated downtime so much he schlepped a live UPS during office move

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Coat

For his next trick

He tried to keep the England Cricket team's uptime greater than two days.

Microsoft's first Windows 10 ESU Patch Tuesday release fails for some

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evolving into an agentic OS

For this to happen, hundreds of offspring of the non-agentic OS have to be born, most of which die because they are worse at being an OS that is either agentic or non-agentic. All except the one that comes along that is both viable as an agentic OS and more useful than the non-agentic version.

That doesn't sound like what's happening.

MS Task Manager turns 30: Creator reveals how a 'very Unixy impulse' endured in Windows

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Your system is just looking on the bright side of life.

De-duplicating the desktops: Let's come together, right now

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Re: Windows style WM ?

KDE, as well as several of the other WMs mentioned, give the user the very flexibility needed to refute Liam's argument about same-old-same-old UIs, and then he proceeds to bemoan how many pre-built start menus it is prepared to offer. Is this is not exactly what he was longing for at the beginning of the article? What, exactly, is your point, Liam? Sure, a distro might come off the installation medium configured for familiarity (we don't want to scare off those new arrivals from Redmond now, do we?), but the capacity to reshape it to your liking is precisely what Windows lacks, that several different Linux WM providers offer.

On the subject of litigation-shy efforts like GNOME, it seems to me that every UI decision that might have been made has been compared to Micros~1 and then followed some obsessive compulsion to do it differently. The result is to me a confusing unfamiliar monstrosity. MS themselves were the subject of the famous Look and Feel lawsuit from Apple in which they argued common sense and won out over an attempt to monopolise UI interfaces.

52-year-old data tape could contain only known copy of UNIX V4

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Hopefully the Apollo 11 telemetry tapes are on the next shelf down.

'Windows sucks,' former Microsoft engineer says, explains how to fix it

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And once again there's this fallacy that the user is the consumer. Micros~1 gets whatever they have been able to strong-arm the PC manufacturer and their employer into shelling out for the OS licence. That's peanuts compared to what they're being paid for the analytics. Users are the product.

Telemetry is what spacecraft send back to Mission Control. Micros~1 don't control the mission of their user base. If Neil, Buzz and Michael choose to set forth for Alpha Centauri, there ought not be a damn thing MS could do about it - but how sure could anyone be that there is not?

You'll never guess what the most common passwords are. Oh, wait, yes you will

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... until you type the number while holding down the shift key.

Microsoft apologizes for not explaining cheaper no-AI M365 plans, and all it took was a government lawsuit

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Following the law is so difficult when there's $ to be made.

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