* Posts by original_rwg

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Microsoft pulls Windows 11 24H2 from Insider Release Preview Channel

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Joke

Comming soon....

Windows 12?

Windows 11's Recall feature is on by default on Copilot+ PCs

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Facepalm

Re: "Microsoft's latest Out-of-Box Experience (OOBE)"

Out-of-Box Experience (OOBE)

Out-of-Brains Experience

FTFY

Tape is so dead, 152.9 EB of LTO media shipped last year

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New Media

That'll be new tape media so the figure will not include the many thousands of tapes out there that are still within their life cycle of uses....

IBM Consulting bought into Microsoft's Copilot – now it'll help customers do the same

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Joke

Copilot Runway Adoption Framework

Pity they didn't decide to call it Copilot Runway Adoption Process....

Microsoft claims it didn't mean to inject Copilot into Windows Server 2022 this week

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Not a good look

So it is installed in such a way that it is only discovered by checking a list of installed programs....

I'm struggling to suspend my disbelief at 'accidental'.

Microsoft gives Hyper-V ceilings a Herculean hike

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Immune

And of course Hyper -V never has any vulnerabilities that would require a restart after patching....

Britain enters period of mourning as Greggs unable to process payments

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Joke

Didn't someone once say, "In God we trust, all others pay cash"

Dumping us into ad tier of Prime Video when we paid for ad-free is 'unfair' – lawsuit

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"Contract"

Darth Vader: "I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."

Google dragged to UK watchdog over Chrome's upcoming IP address cloaking

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B0ll0cks!

"The Google-run proxy can observe the user's IP address but not the websites being visited"

Wanted: Driver for rocket-powered Bloodhound Land Speed Record car

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Joke

I suppose that would also rule out Romain Grosjean then....

No, no, no! Disco joke hit bum note in the rehab center

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Hold Muzak

Many, many years ago if you were on hold with a company called D.E.M. who were a software reseller for Backup Exec, they played excerpts from Goon shows.

Beneath Microsoft's Surface event, AI spreads everywhere

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Happy

Red Dwarf....

Would you like some toast?

Capita staffers told attackers stole data from its own pension fund

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Alert

Black Basta - We have all this data on you because we stole it.

Experian - We have all this data on you because you gave it to us.

Microsoft enables booting physical PCs directly into cloud PCs

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Coat

Re: Microsoft....

This thread is becoming laced with puns

Shocks from a hairy jumper crashed a PC, but the boss wouldn't believe it

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Re: Multi I/O Boards

Can't remember the board maker but think they had hdd and fdd direct attached by ribbon cables. Parallel and serial ribbons to a separate slot. They could support 2 x hdd and 2 x fdd and some even came with a game port - 15 pin D type. The machines were beige boxes branded Wren. Originally started out as 486DX-33 but we upgrade them to 486DX-66 (wow!) and fitted a cooler for the CPU. So sad that I can remember all that :(

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Static

This story reminds me of an event many years ago. I was performing some routine maintenance on multiple 486 machines running Windows 3.1. Walking back and forth across the carpet a few times was enough to build sufficient a static charge in me that when I reached for the mouse of one machine, I felt the zap of the escaping 'angry pixies' and watched as the machines hdd led came on and stayed on. I had fried a vital component of the multi-io board (remember them?) and the box was now totally unresponsive and unable to boot.

While awaiting the delivery of a replacement multi-io board, I placed a note on the monitor which read "Under treatment". I kept tropical fish as a hobby at the time. One of the other staff members added "Nil by mouse" to it. Amused by this I agreed she could submit it to The Readers Digest. They published it in one of their end of article fillers and we shared the spoils.

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Coat

No Goat related metaphor?

Your kidding!

Microsoft probes complaints of Edge leaking URLs to Bing

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Gone soft?

Calling it a bug. The readers of these pages are unaccustomed to such generosity.

Microsoft suggests businesses buy fewer PCs. No, really

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Their hardware

M$BOT: I see you're trying to install Firefox. Have you tried Edge?

April Patch Tuesday: Ransomware gangs already exploiting this Windows bug

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Re: RE: "more holes than Swiss cheese"

Er, F.Y.I. I didn't make any comparison with the supposed security of any other software or cheer lead for it. Yeah, sure I get that Micros~1 have a dominant market position and have lots of "legacy fluff" to support so it's their bed but most of us have to sleep in it.

More holes than a Swiss cheese is IMHO an appropriate description when amongst this months 97 CVE's that have been addressed, there are 12 fixes just for print drivers - 12 FFS!

Down vote now... D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. :)

When Google cost cutting goes molecular: Staples, sticky tape, and PC sweating

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Trash Cans?

You have trash cans? We don't have them any more. (I feel a "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch coming on...) We have recycling bins and paper shredding but no one has a waste-paper bin by their desk anymore.

British Prime Minister Sunak’s plans for UK NFT on ice

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Facepalm

An unusual moment of clarity from HMG as normally, they'd throw meeellions of £££ at something like this before eventually coming to the conclusion that the rest of us had from the start that NFT's are a pile of sh1t.

Microsoft admits Azure Resource Manager failed after code change

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Re: Second time around?

"Testing needs to be beefed up."

That made me laugh out loud.

Microsoft's Copilot AI to pervade the whole 365 suite

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Re: On no not again!

I think you may have over-simplified it....

Microsoft and GM deal means your next car might talk, lie, gaslight and manipulate you

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Devil

Clippy

Looks like you're about to have a collision.

Would you like me to:

A. Apply the brakes?

B: Deploy the air-bags?

C: Remind you later?

D: Update and restart?

NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again

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Linux

shutdown -r now....

'Brittle' Twitter suffers bad case of the Mondays: Links, pics, vids fail

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Joke

Getting it wromg

Until Elon sacks the right people the service will keep coming back....

Windows 11 update breaks PCs that dare sport a custom UI

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Unhappy

Crap

So it would seem that Micros~1 won't let you paint your own flowers on their turd.

Microsoft upgrades Defender to lock down Linux gear for its own good

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Facepalm

Er...

Install a Micros~1 product on my Linux machine? Why would I want to do that? (Rhetorical question)

Meanwhile, in Japan, pet fish run up credit card bill on Nintendo Switch

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Joke

Gambling

I wonder if they'd reached any gambling sites if they'd have managed to plaice a bet....

Microsoft is checking everyone's bags for unsupported Office installs

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Security Rules

When you let someone else run a program on your computer, it's not your computer any more.

First Patch Tuesday of the year explodes with in-the-wild exploit fix

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Re: "First Patch Tuesday of 2023" missing information

FAA Grounds all US domestic flights due to a 'glitch'.

Just coincidence. Nothing to see here. Please move along.

FTX's crypto villain Sam Bankman-Fried admits 'I made a lot of mistakes'

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FAIL

"I didn't try to commit fraud" - SBF

"Do or do not. There is no try" - Yoda

Time Lords decree an end to leap seconds before risky attempt to reverse time

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Coat

Sign in the shoe repairers

Time wounds all heels....

Musk tells of risk of Twitter bankruptcy as tweeters trash brands

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Mushroom

Whaaaat? Twitter may fall into the abyss?

How can I help?

Microsoft finds critical hole in operating system that for once isn't Windows

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Joke

Re: Is it just me?

Are you mad?

Next you'll be suggesting that they have a team dedicated to checking their code for quality!

Deluge of of entries to Spamhaus blocklists includes 'various household names'

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Happy

Re: IT much?

I too run my own mail server and when my I ended up on a blocked list it was because the smarthost I was using was the offending spam-merchant. I stopped using the smarthost and set up an SPF record but some months later got on to a Spamhaus blocklist because my fixed IP was not on their list of 'authorised mail senders' (Who knew there was one?).

Getting myself removed was relatively simple. Their unblocking service web page had an option to select if you run your own mail server. I chose that and within a few hours I could send mail again.

Scientists use dead spider as gripper for robot arm, label it a 'Necrobot'

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Syringe & Liquid

So, it's hydraulics then.

(I'm sure someone will correct me!)

Apple-1 prototype hand-soldered by Woz up for auction, bids expected to reach $500k

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NFT

Makes an NFT look like it has some value.

Get over it: Microsoft is a Linux and open source company these days

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Get over nothing....

Micros~1? Move away from the Dark Side? In your dreams.

Even robots have the right to learn from open source

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Umm...

"Just because it's Microsoft doesn't mean it's wrong"

But they'll fix it on Patch Tuesday....

Microsoft readies Windows Autopatch to free admins from dealing with its fixes

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And now look what they're doing....

https://www.marshall.edu/it/departments/information-security/10-immutable-laws-of-security/

Robots are creepy. Why trust AIs that are even creepier?

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Pitchforks

"...we'd have called in the snipers and converged on the Travelodge as a braying mob carrying pitchforks." and torches. You forgot the torches.

Not to dis your diskette, but there are some unexpected sector holes

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FAIL

Density

Many many years ago, we had a mix of 3.5 inch HD and DD floppies at our place. We also had a number if IBM PS/2's that were quite lax at checking what type of floppy disk was in the drive and would happily format DD disks (720KB) to HD capacity (1.44MB). Given that the DD media was manufactured as HD but failed to make the grade, this was mostly fine. Until of course the incorrectly formatted disk was taken to a machine that did check the disk type properly....

Why the Linux desktop is the best desktop

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Ooo desktop Vs desktop

This one gonna run and run.

I'm gonna get more popcorn.... Anyone want some?

Complaints mount after GitHub launches new algorithmic feed

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Umm...

Isn't this the Micros~1 way? Buy a service or a product and then "develop" it to the point where is pi$$e$ of the users? I could be mistaken of course :)

Epson payments snafu leaves subscribers unable to print

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License agreement? Yeah I'll just print one off for you..... Oh wait :(

How experimental was Microsoft's 'experimental banner' in File Explorer?

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An offer you can't refuse?

"Nice collection of important data you have there. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it. Have you seen our comprehensive range of security / anti-virus / backup / cloud storage choices?"

Microsoft slides ads into Windows Insiders' File Explorer

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You can't make me.

A few years ago when Windows 10 was first released* I read many stories about the telemetry, the data collection and all the 'phoning home' that it was going to be doing. I decided then I wasn't going to have Windows 10 at home. I don't and I won't. I have to use it at work and while initially, it was quite frugal with resources and responsive to use it has descended into a steaming great pile of sh1t. It's licensed spyware and Micros~1 are doing exactly what Google have been doing for years. Collecting every bit of data they can about you and monetise it any and every way they can** Edge is just Chrome in a cheap frock.

*Released in as much as it was forced on most.

**It's MY tinfoil and if I want to make it into a hat, I will :)

Ubuntu applies security fixes for all versions back to 14.04

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If it ain't broke - upgrade anyway :)

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