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Dev who gave HashiCorp its name returns with a faster terminal multiplexer

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I'll stick with tmux, thanks. I'd take ISC and slow over corporate and fast any day.

Raspberry Pi goes large with 10.1-inch Touch Display 2

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Bit of an odd choice to make this touchscreen but not waterproof. If you expect people, especially the public, to be touching it it's not unreasonable to also expect that it might get liquids spilled on it.

OpenMandriva's accused repo wrecker says it wasn't sabotage – it was a message

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For those wondering OneDev is SlopOps.

RISC-V firmware project wants every board booting from the same hymn sheet

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This is very cool and reminds me of the old 16-bit DOS programming.

Ministers arm under-16s social media ban with least surprising study of the year

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"The announcement also attempts to head off one of the biggest criticisms of the government's forthcoming age restrictions: that teenagers will simply install a VPN and carry on regardless.

New figures released alongside the study suggest that while roughly a quarter of children aged 11 to 17 have used a VPN, only between 7 percent and 10 percent say they do so specifically to bypass age checks. Instead, the government says the far more common workaround is simply entering a fake date of birth, a trick it argues will become less effective once platforms are required to use stronger age-verification systems."

In what way does this head off the criticism? All it shows is that they're smart enough to be using the available nutcracker to crack the nut instead of just reaching for the sledgehammer. If they take away the nutcracker then they'll switch to the sledgehammer (or some other simpler solution). Either way the age restrictions will get bypassed.

Gizmodo readers hit with ClickFix malware prompts after account compromise

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So was Gizmodo compromised or was this malvertising?

Researchers drop checkm8-style BootROM exploit for A12 and A13 iPhones

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Re: remedy

Indeed Pixel phones aren't too expensive and worth the little extra to be able to run GrapheneOS.

Scientists pour cold water on claims phones are rewiring kids' brains

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Re: This study will disappear into forgotten.

Not what I said but ok. My point is the headline is misleading. It suggests scientists said it wasn't an issue, when actually they just don't know

What they should obviously do instead of banning it is fund some high quality studies to actually fucking find out if it's dangerous. Nobody else will unless they want to control the narrative. You know like how tobacco or alcohol companies have funded studies over the years but with the aim of proving it's safe which surprise it turns out not to be.

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Re: This study will disappear into forgotten.

It's not like they did a decent replicable study that said smartphones et al, social media and/or AI are all fine and are not having negative effects. All they've really said is it hasn't been studied enough. You know like how there didn't used to be evidence for how dangerous tobacco is.

Palantir's NHS data deal called in for a second opinion

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Strikes me NHS Manchester is taxpayer funded and government controlled. Why can't their system be shared with the others? I'm not expecting it to be like flicking a switch but surely it's doable. It's already battle tested and better than the current FDP's offering.

Disgruntled 0-day hunter 'humiliated' by Microsoft pledges 'bone shattering drop' as Redmond calls cops

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Well if you've been following the story you'd know they have plenty of time to get outside and touch grass since MS' actions left them homeless.

Researchers find all big-name bots bomb EU compliance tests

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Re: Well duh

Yeah exactly, when you start reading the article it seems like they've found evidence AIs are actually being used to do this illegal stuff but actually all they've found is that it would do those things if companies broke the law and told the AI to do so. I'm not at all pro-AI but this is ridiculous. We don't ban kitchen knives because in theory you could stab someone with them, we ban stabbing people.

Google users fight for refunds as unauthorized API usage bills soar

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Re: A great use for "AI"

I read gouged as googled but I guess they're practically the same thing.

GitHub invokes spirit of Phabricator with preview of Stacked PRs

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If they can solve the problem of changes being needed in the lower part of the PR stack affecting all the ones that rely on it then this could be quite a nice feature.

'People's Panel' to check if UK wants controversial Digital ID will cost £630K

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So you have to go during work hours and undoubtedly have to travel to London or close by and it's voluntary so anyone who can't afford to travel or take time off is basically automatically excluded. Talk about selection bias.

Anthropic struggling with Chinese competition, its own safety obsession

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I see nobody is talking about the irony of going public off the back of the wave of good will. The wave of good will they got by showing some kind of moral decency that, would the company have been owned by shareholders at the time, would never have happened. As it has been shown repeatedly throughout history, shareholders don't give a flying fuck about morals.

AI bug reports went from junk to legit overnight, says Linux kernel czar

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I can't speak for all of the AI haters but for me, it's not about whether it is useful and more about how dangerous it is for society. I want the AI bubble to pop so money stops being put into it but I am increasingly resigned to the fact that we're probably stuck with it. Eternal September 2.0.

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Re: If AI gets good enough at finding bugs

The agentic AI tools do a surprisingly good job of decompiling closed source software and analysing them for vulns too.

Systemd-free antiX Linux 26: Debian 13, in bonsai form

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Re: If the time spent creating another distro...

Are you personally doing anything to encourage more desktop software being worked on or are you just whinging about it?

HackerOne slams supplier for delayed breach notice after staff data exposed

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Re: Serfs

Tax benefits and discounts for collectively bargaining for the entirety of the staff presumably but it's certainly not ideal that so much personal information is sent to third parties.

Calling out corporate BS? There's a steaming pile to aim for

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Re: In the mockery a glob of insipid business speak oozes through.

Indeed and also a verb conjugated in the present tense e.g. We are all learning something new today.

We tested Intel's new chips for cash-strapped hardcore PC users and they're impressive

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Re: More cores, higher clocks, and lower prices? What's not to like?

One major advantage AMD has pretty much always had is that they don't obsolete their CPU sockets anywhere near as often as Intel. That is AMD's sockets are good for 6-8 years generally, while Intel drops theirs after about 2 years.

Microsoft Copilot boss Mustafa Suleyman to chase superintelligence

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You misspelled Microslop.

After years of being stood up, ARM64 Linux users finally get Chrome date

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Yeah, I don't personally know anyone who uses Linux who would want to touch Chrome with a ten-foot barge pole. It's surveillance capitalism incarnate and proprietary code.

Linux PC vendor System76 tries to talk Colorado down over OS age checks

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It's open source ergo there's nothing stopping users from recompiling components with the age verification stripped out or modified to always assert the user is an adult. Any technical solution to try and prevent that just strips all of us of the freedom to use our computers as we wish i.e. they'll lock down the hardware so you can't install just any Linux distro or they'll push to use Secure Boot to heavily restrict what you can install.

Capita's £370M Whitehall outsourcing deal challenged as 'abnormally low'

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Having a hard time spotting the information in this article that wasn't already in the previous article on the subject save for the fact that Capita confirmed they won the contract. Maybe there was more to it but if there was I missed it.

New endowment hopes to raise a big pile of money for open source projects

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Can't help but view this with suspicion tbh. The fund seems to primarily benefit the those the funds are being invested in and, since they're outsourcing their investment decisions, they're potentially investing in things open source devs would be opposed to. For example the Heron Foundation had for some time an investment in a private prison which was very much contrary to what the Heron Foundation is about.

All that said, I don't think it's impossible that the OSE could do more good than bad and I very much hope that they do.

Sopra Steria sues UK government over £958M Capita outsourcing award

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Re: In other news...

Indeed, they both seem to have left a wake of poorly implemented solutions behind them.

Workaholic open source developers need to take breaks

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So to summarise, entitled users and lazy infoseccers are the real problem. That and I suppose the rabid moral witch hunts that would go after any dev that just told such people "Fuck off, I'm doing this for me, not you"

Supermarket sorry after facial recognition alert flags right criminal, wrong customer

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I wish Big Brother Watch the best of luck though in my old age I'm too cynical to really believe they have any real hope of stopping this.

DWP considers chatbot work coaches as AI-fueled job losses loom

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Re: What's the joke about regexes ?

and yet the people with the most money are producing almost no value, they just own the means of production or they're landlords collecting income from the people stuck renting from them.

Bots are taking over the internet and AI users are to blame

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People use AI search because regular search is absolute dogshit at this point. AI isn't ruining the inernet, over-commercialisation, SEO and ad-pumping content farms are.

FortiGate firewalls hit by silent SSO intrusions and config theft

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Re: You'd think

Yeah absolutely. Unless the firmware is encrypted and not just signed, the attackers are probably reverse engineering the firmware of these things and looking right at the implementation to find vulnerabilities, not just trying to fuzz the entire attack surface. Corporate pen tests are a joke, they pretty much never find anything. Where I last worked, they missed tons of stuff I later found because they didn't have access to the source code and the vulnerabilities were logic issues they just wouldn't find in the 4-5 days they had to test.

AI hasn't delivered the profits it was hyped for, says Deloitte

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Ha!

As soon as it goes below the forecast requirements level, it sends a preliminary email to the supplier saying, 'Can you tell us if you can supply this and what price?'"

Whoever was responsible for this area of the business should be fired (and possibly sued) for gross negligence for not having automated this already. You don't need a bloody LLM or agent/whatever to monitor stock levels and send a templated bloody email! Fucking idiots, the lot of them.

MX Linux 25.1 brings back switchable init systems

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Re: Why?

Well it enables experimentation I suppose and switching by choosing at boot time rather than a migration that replaces one with the other is less likely to leave you with a bricked[1] system.

[1] Obviously not completely bricked if you can boot into recovery media and fix whatever you broke.

Anthropic CEO: Selling H200s to China is like giving nukes to North Korea

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Re: Canada plans on blah blah blah as the years pass

I get your point but:

According to the 12th-century historian Henry of Huntingdon, who first recorded the tale, Canute did not order the sea to stop because he thought he was a god. Rather, he was staging a dramatic demonstration for his sycophantic courtiers—who had been flattering him by saying his power was absolute—to teach them a lesson in humility

Rackspace tests customer loyalty with brutal email price hike

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Re: ...at a fraction of the cost...

and that's very improper

Just the Browser claims to tame the bloat without forking

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Quite the assumptions being made there... Google did their best recently to neuter ad blockers, I wouldn't be surprised if they approach this threat to their enshittification in the same way.

Open source's new mission: Rebuild a continent's tech stack

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It's a bit of a longer-term plan but one thing they could start doing is exposing students to Linux at school so they have some familiarity with it when they potential encounter it in the workplace later on.

Just because Linus Torvalds vibe codes doesn't mean it's a good idea

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I think McLuckie is being very generous in describing these people as engineers. Also does anyone know if Linus plans to keep his vibe coded project around (which means he has to maintain it at some point) or was it a prototype to be later replaced with something actually engineered?

Ready for a newbie-friendly Linux? Mint team officially releases v 22.3, 'Zena'

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I guess it's time I gave Cinnamon another look given KDE are planning to betray those of us who want nothing to do with Wayland and its GNOME-like attitude towards users.

TSMC sees no signs of the AI boom slowing for at least two or three years

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You'd think the Taiwanese government would be more concerned about TSMC moving so much production to the US. Especially given their dependence on TSMC to supply their tech industry is the main reason they're currently willing to defend Taiwan from a Chinese invasion. If (or rather when) the AI bubble bursts, the US facilities will probably be sufficient to keep up with the now much lower demand which in turn would allow the US to just abandon Taiwan.

BOFH: Every computer system eventually serves ads

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Absolutely brilliant, best one in a while.

Wikimedia’s 25th birthday gift: Letting more AIs scour pages volunteers created

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Came here to say the exact same thing. If they're willing to feed the monster that is AI in exchange for money they can kiss my yearly donation goodbye.

Teach an AI to write buggy code, and it starts fantasizing about enslaving humans

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Re: It's going to be.. ..in your toaster

We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.

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Expressing negative views towards humans isn't particularly dangerous. It's not like it understands what it's saying or has any actual feelings. If prompts for assistance with non-coding tasks resulted in advice that contained an unusually high level of bad advice 'designed'[1] to harm the person reading the response then that could be more seriously described as dangerous.

[1] obviously it's not designed because the AI has no real feelings, emotive motivations etc it just parrots behaviour it's seen in its training data.

Woman bailed as cops probe doctor's surgery data breach

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This is a very curious article, I'm trying to work out the link between the two halves of it. Someone explain how I'm wrong but it very much seems like two different articles just mashed together.

Edit: Well I worked out the link, the chief constable is the reason there's a delay releasing more information about the theft but it's pretty tangential details considering it takes up a full half of the article. Maybe I'm just being too critical, I dunno.

Raspberry Pi 5 gets LLM smarts with AI HAT+ 2

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FFS, they will try and shoehorn AI into bloody anything these days.

Google offers bargain: Sell your soul to Gemini, and it'll give you smarter answers

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They put all these warnings in but let's be honest hoi polloi aren't realistically going to read them, let alone take notice. Feels like stating the obvious at this point but this won't end well.

AWS flips switch on Euro cloud as customers fret about digital sovereignty

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Yeah right, they can make as much of a song and dance about this as they want but the fact is the parent company is in the US, they are subject to US laws and they would have to provide data/access if compelled to by the US no matter how many subsidiaries they put in between them and their customer's systems.

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