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Nancy Pelosi ties Chinese cyber-attacks to need for Taiwan visit

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Re: China's just testing the waters

Don't forget to read about Spain, France, Normans, Romans, Vikings, and, well, pretty much everywhere, on the whole.

If you think this sort of behaviour is to be deplored, stick to deploring what is going on *now*.

'Cos if you want to try to make yourself seem clever by making political hay of the past then first demonstrate that *your* antecedents are squeaky clean (hint: they aren't, your history is as blood soaked as everyone elses')

Post-quantum crypto cracked in an hour with one core of an ancient Xeon

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Re: I use my own encryption system

>> "everything is in the digits of pi somewhere"

> This hasn't been proven.

Yet we do seem to find pretty much everything we could wish for in Pi *

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dET2l8l3upU

Matt Parker "I found Amongi in the digits of pi!"

* Damn fine cherry, for preference

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Re: Supersingular Isogeny Key Encapsulation

Preach, Brother.

Like many of these current linguistic idiocies, it is used by people who want to shove extra words in, so they sound oh-so-clever (e.g. Management Speak) but only coming out sounding like idiots.

Similarly, wanting to use long words when the short one will do: "soon" does the job, "momentarily" - what the heck does that actually mean?

My current tooth-grinder is "second of all". One gets the distinct feeling that these people have heard the usage "First of all ...", have absolutely no idea what it means, have no ability to find out what it means, but have spotted another chance to bung in some extra words and make themselves sound clever to their fellow knuckle-draggers.

(Cue all the people repeating "that is how language works, it changes" as though they have just found out that Middle English wasn't the same as Modern English, Woah Man, can you believe it!)

PS

Get OFF my lawn! Gah, now my Horlicks has gone cold.)

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The isogenies have been let out of their bottle

Do the Belgians get three wishes now?

Charges filed over $300m 'textbook pyramid and Ponzi scheme' crypto startup

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Re: Explain what logic?

Well, a comment that isn't a reply to - or contains clear references to another comment - can fairly be assumed to be referring to the article.

"The entire crypto scam" - there are more types of scam than the ponzi!

https://www.techtarget.com/whatis/feature/Common-cryptocurrency-scams

"Ponzicryptoscam Coin" - well duh, what else is going to be said on an article that *is* about a ponzi scheme!

Then you post a ref to another comment from *months* ago where someone expressed their own opinion (see back to "anyone can have an opinion")! If *that* was the discussion you wanted to have, but decided (reasonably) that no-one would spot your posting on an old article, then you had every opportunity to put that into your first comment here. Hmm, wonder why you didn't...

Nope, your "explain the logic", as originally put, is still - well, it is a strawman, isn't it?

Plenty of people do consider cryptocurrencies to be a scam - just not necessarily all ponzis as you suppose.

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Explain what logic?

Where in the article are you finding the statement that "all cryptocurrencies are Ponzi schemes"?

For that matter, where in the comments to date is anyone saying that? (Though possibly some people do have that opinion; you can hold any opinion your little heart desires).

Boffins put supercomputer on the scent of a perfect landfill deodorizer

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Can it work for muck spreading?

As it is "that time of the year again" and some of the incomers who recently moved into their shiny new build houses have just realised that, yes, this is a genuine rural area and yes, it does smell like that. Every year.

Spent Chinese rocket booster splashes down over Southeast Asia

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Re: Should I be worried or relieved?

I'm informed that the plasma surrounding the object as it decelerates also knackers radar returns, so even if it were behaving nicely a de-orbiting object is hard to track. Let alone with tumbling and the breaking up.

Funds sought for first submarine cable to Antarctica

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That is one long cable

All the way to the impenetrable icewall, round the edge and then back up again!

Lapping the computer room in record time until the inevitable happens

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Always remember

just why we need Molly Guards

http://catb.org/jargon/html/M/molly-guard.html

(imagine the havoc if Molly had been on a wheelie chair!)

Apple plays the supply-chain card to explain Mac, iPad revenue shrink

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But it is advice via an iPhone, that automatically makes it at least two-thirds arsed, doesn't it?

Bill Gates venture backs effort to bring aircon startup to market

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Re: common scientific understanding of ... 'race'

being that 'race' has no scientific basis at all, of course.

Why Intel killed its Optane memory business

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Bubbles

did at least make it out into the wild (even had some on an IBM PC card for a short while).

Last heard of as a Hackaday article in 2020 as some madman tries to make it live again

https://hackaday.com/2020/04/19/magnetic-bubble-memory-farewell-tour/

Congress finally passes $52b subsidies for chip fabs on US soil

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Re: Reservoirs

Are you forgetting, Intel claims its manufacturing is net positive in water, putting back more than they take out: https://www.theregister.com/2022/07/13/intels_net_positive_water_use/

Tim Hortons offers free coffee and donut to settle data privacy invasion claims

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The CosmicString article

has a fun reply to someone asking if they can have a copy of an infected file to examine: the answer was basically "No, not ours to distribute" and cheerfully followed by "If you want to research the corrupt DXE driver, you are welcome to search your own telemetry for similar samples".

In other words, "Here is what the turd looks like, now go look through your own dungheap, you'll probably find one like it."

But glad to hear that the likely infection route is the "evil maid attack scenario" so I'm not likely to have this malware. Oh, a cuppa? Very thoughtful, Mai Ling, let me hold that duster.

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ISO files of malware

Confessing ignorance here, but how does that work?

I get an unexpected email with an ISO attached, so I immediately save the attachment to a local drive, right-click and mount it as a new drive letter, open a file browser to that drive and start double-clicking on everything in sight? And never question why the purported sender of the email has suddenly chosen to do things this way when they normally have trouble attaching just one JPEG?

Even if your box automounts the ISO (mine doesn't and I don't recall telling Win10 not to - maybe I broke something?) isn't this still odd enough to warn people?

Yours, possibly with excessive in humanity, etc

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Re: We illegally scarfed your data

From earlier article:

"The app debuted in 2017 and by July 2020 had been downloaded almost 10 million times, though it was only used actively by about 1,600,000 people that month."

So that is ten million times a buck fiddy - assuming that everyone with the app takes up the offer. Although I'm guessing that fifteen million dollars still isn't much of a deterrent.

I paid for it, that makes it mine. Doesn’t it? No – and it never did

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Re: freestanding!

That is the beauty of any format based on plain text and markup.

I'd even suggest sticking with 7-bit ASCII, to avoid any of the problems with it-looks-to-me-like-a-letter-l-but-it-is-really-three-overlaid-codepoints from Unicode. You can even have clarity with emojis, no more guessing when the file says \emoji{flag-malaysia}.

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Re: Edison

Invention is for schmucks, just get a lawyer.

BOFH: Selling the boss on a crypto startup

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Proof of Cash

Oh, I like that.

You get the mugs^^^^investors putting in more money for each cryptocoin up front: no need to wait for any actual trading in some silly public market, you can see the price of coins rocketing immediately! Here, would you like to buy another? Oops, just gone up again!

Psst … Want to buy a used IBM Selectric? No questions asked

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Re: Sarah? Is the Moderatrix back again?

for (int i=0; i < 100; ++i) printf("Must check all the comments before posting\n")

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Re: Wow

My theory (which is mine) is that IKEA have been stripping back the IVAR range to a shadow of its former self because they made it *too* good: despite my best efforts (overloading the shelves with books, drilling random holes to hang yet more stuff...) the stuff just works, decade after decade.

Really wish I had bought more of the large IVAR cabinets when they were available.

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Re: Ebay

Still going on - pretty much every time a new console comes out there is a rash of empty boxes (explicitly described as such, if you bother reading the whole description) going for ludicrous prices.

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Re: Sarah? Is the Moderatrix back again?

She is still haunting El Reg's Javascript: the WiFi doesn't stretch all the way downstairs, so I'll be happily reading and want to upvote some comment here, only to told to alert The Moderatrix that the JS writers need to be whipped again!

Surprise! The metaverse is going to suck for privacy

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Re: Depends on the hardware....

Uh, why?

If the FB Goggles don't have the computing power they'll just make you run their software on your PC (until someone cracks the proprietary comms to the goggles, I guess).

In both cases, it is the software that is going to do the dirty on your data.

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Re: Cognitive Acuity ?

From the video where Meta show off their ideas for goggles, one of the goals is to accurately track the pupil.

There are good technical reasons for this, mainly rendering in full detail only the part of the image that will hit the fovea, using lower res for the rest of eye (both in pixels rendered and in colour detail) - and maybe even not rendering at all the bit of the image that lies in your blind spot. Doing this obviously reduces the amount of computation and bandwidth needed for the video (and isn't a new idea, VR creators were trying to do the same in the 90s).

Meta are even playing with changing the apparent depth of field of the image presented, as determined by measuring the pupils, including how dilated they are. Again, using the data to improve the results.

Now, if they just happen to "accidentally" happen to also deduce whether you are enjoying what you're looking at by the pupil response and that "leaks" out to the advertisers...

(PS if you've got various light sensors looking closely at the User's face and eyes, you can use them to, say, determine the heartrate as well. No need to try to tap into the User's heart monitor watch, which is just doing exactly the same trick - and having to do it on a tougher target, the wrinkled, tanned, hairy and dirty back of the wrist).

Scientists use dead spider as gripper for robot arm, label it a 'Necrobot'

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Initiated the field of robots using "biotic materials"?

"biotic materials – non-living materials derived from living organisms"

As in - wood?

As in - the laser cut plywood used in oh-so-many small robots (well, hobbyist robots at least)?

Or the paper in plotters - which are just robotic draughtsmen. Ok, that is probably stretching the point too far: the robot plotter isn't actually made of paper. Although there are some paper robots, robo-origami using nitinol wire. Aaaaaah, that's taken my mind off spiders.

Computer glitches harmed 'nearly 150' patients after Oracle Cerner system go-live

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Re: Not a unique issue

That is the same code as my luggage!

Apple-1 prototype hand-soldered by Woz up for auction, bids expected to reach $500k

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Re: Apple user self-repair

Dolby audio made to better quality standards than medical devices!

You'd really like to hope it was always the other way around, wouldn't you? But then you see stuff like this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2o8MDCIlOEk

EEVblog #822 - World's Worst Tablet Computer Teardown

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Your solder evaporates?

You may want to turn down your iron!

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Breathing in flux fumes

It was just pine rosin, like sitting in front of a cosy fire inside your log cabin retreat.

Nothing to worry about compared to the rest of the crap in the air in the 1970s, anti-knock lead aside.

Meta proposes doing away with leap seconds

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Re: No one has yet asked....

Picosecond aligned clocks? I hope none of those are in the Penthouse trying to talk to systems down in the basement. Or sitting on a particularly dense piece of Earth.

https://www.u-tokyo.ac.jp/focus/en/articles/z0508_00097.html

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EDirgdlPEuA

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Stop Meta spreading into space

If they are getting this worked up over handling leapseconds with any luck their systems will just lock up completely when they are confronted with relativistic effects of just being in orbit.

So the O'Neil Colony will be a rugged frontier but blessedly free of Facebook!

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Re: Expected more

> the moon recedes at about 3 cm/year, and the earth rotates slightly more slowly.

So if we attach a tether to the Artemis missions, lasso the Moon and pull it back towards us, we can remove the need for any more leap seconds *and* ensure that our descendants will still be able to enjoy a proper Solar Eclipse?

Experts warn transition to private space stations won't happen anytime soon

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Re: Medical experiments

> it might be worth asking why nobody has ever tried to spin a space station in reality

Perhaps because we haven't actually built that many space stations yet and the ones we do have are all too small to be usefully spun up?

Ok, the main truss of the ISS might be long enough but all the living area is concentrated in the middle, so without an extreme amount of reconfiguration...

DARPA seeks portable muon-making machine to see through almost anything

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Petawatt lasers - why bother with the muons?

Don't bother scanning the target and doing all the hard maths to decipher the results of the particle scatter.

Just use the laser, cut the damn thing in half in look!

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Re: Safety

That is why the operators are kept safely out of the way of the beam, on a balcony without a railing. They have appropriate PPE (shiny black helmets with a very pointy peak), heavy gloves and big levers to pull.

Just so long as they remember to take the castors off the chairs...

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Re: Safety

One brief websearch later:

https://www.radioactivity.eu.com/site/pages/Cosmic_Muons.htm *

Average energy at ground level 4GeV. Overall, muons have minimal energy loss due to ionisation (which is where the safety aspects come in), the use of 10GeV is for extended lifetimes giving more time to penetrate materials, rather than using higher energies to bash their way in. 10GeV lasting for approx 63 km in the air.

If you happen to see a faint beam of Cherenkov light flashes coming at you, DARPA is watching you.

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Russian ChessBot breaks child opponent's finger

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Premature test of new software

to be used for the human/robot Chessboxing tournament

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing

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Re: So how do you ... move a Knight?

You could try building one for yourself and see

https://www.instructables.com/Automated-Chessboard/

as an A-level student did:

https://magpi.raspberrypi.com/articles/wizard-chess-2

Trees may help power your next electric car

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Isn't it Good, Norwegian^^^^^^^^^Finnish Wood

An interesting result of this is that we could literally point at the battery and say "look, in there is the carbon that the trees we're re-planting have sequestered for us".

Of course, how long it remains in there is another question.

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Re: And this is going to solve CO2 problems how?

The trees are already being cut down - and replanted to ensure a continuing supply - in order to make paper (Swedish-Finnish paper products company Stora Enso). Lignin is removed from the pulp in that process (otherwise you get rubbish paper).

This new process aims to use that byproduct lignin as a source of carbon to make batteries - batteries that likely wouldn't use carbon, but something less eco-friendly to collect, as the carbon anode tech is still in development.

The process to manufacture completed batteries will release CO2 - as any manufacturing does - but the claim here appears to be that this will be less than if non-carbon-anode batteries were made instead and that moving towards a more battery-powered world, as well that using up someone else's byproduct, is generally a Good Thing.

We've got a photocopier and it can copy anything

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Re: Years ago....

The original original copiers were effectively flate-plate photography - only we all know that plates are really painted by imps.

Obviously, the FBI infiltrated the IT (Imp Training) department and taught them to recognise currency.

Tesla jettisons 75% of Bitcoin holdings, boosting cash balance by $936m

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Re: A pint says

I laughed at that, then remembered that happened on behalf of Kanye West (now trying to decide which of Elon and Kanye is more deserving of such support; tricky, very tricky).

Microsoft Teams outage widens to take out M365 services, admin center

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Leverage?

Some strange auto-correct for "use"? Good thing tweets are longer now.

(Then again, I'm being offered "anti-aircraft" and "sure-footed" as corrections for "auto-correct" so maybe there is truth in snark)

British boffins make touchless computing tech on the cheap

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Re: I just installed it

> I suppose I could look for a webcam with a zoom lens.

The Raspberry Pi can be used as a webcam; with the newer camera module you have a wide choice of C/CS mount lenses, bound to find one that'll fit your needs. Though the aesthetics of a Pi bolted to camera module aren't to everyone's tastes.

BT strikes to start this month, 40,000 workers to down tools

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Looking Glass Universe

> a food bank in the north west of England, called Tynside CommunitEE pantry

That would be the Tyneside CommunitEE pantry in the North East of England.

Otherwise we'd be seeing the bosses treating the workers fairly and that really would be looking glass logic, wouldn't it.

That emoji may not mean what you think it means

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Aubergine - but where is the Star Anise?

Don't recall the last time we had aubergine in the house, where are all the *useful* emojis?

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> Language is ambiguous

Not really.

Your *use* of language *can* be ambiguous - and that is a Good Thing (hence poetry and punes).

But language can also be used with great clarity (as with the poetry, usually by people better at it than myself).

Supercomputer pinpoints exact origin of 'Black Beauty' meteorite from Mars

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Re: A million to one?

Whooosh.

That one looked like it was headed for London.