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No, I will not pay the bill. Why? Because we pay you to fix things, not break them

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Re: "not trained on the kit"

If you can identify those steps (and doing so is another level of difficulty) don't write "Important, do not skip" in red above them.

Instead, give those steps their own boxes to be signed off and dated by the operator following the instructions. If that fails to concentrate their minds at least you have a paper trail on them.

Bonus points if those steps also write something to a log.

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tailoring it to a non-UK audience

So that would be Australia, New Zealand, all the people in India, Europe, Africa et al who speak good English and appreciate a tech site that is (still a bit) different?

Oops, almost forgot, English speakers in Japan, Antartica, probably a few in Cuba...

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But it can all contained in one Radio Times, so it is just one Holiday!

Plus, New Year occurs within the 12 days of Christmas - and we know a song about that, don't we? Join in now...

RIP: Kathleen Booth, the inventor of assembly language

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Good long life and a lasting legacy

One of a line of upstanding women who put life into our common field of endeavour.

Long may their names and deeds be remembered.

And to anyone who hasn't done so yet: go and learn some assembly, it is good for the mental muscles.

This Windows worm evolved into slinging ransomware. Here's how to detect it

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Yet Another Security Hole

Like telling people not to pick up random USB memory sticks, not to click on random links and not to let things auto-run?

These are hardly new threat vectors and, aside from the last, not a lot MS can do about them!

(Yes, saw the bit about other ways to get infected, but without any more info on how, there is nothing to say about those)

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Ultimately, Raspberry Robin first appeared

"Ultimately"? Not "initially"?

Like Merlin, this is living its life backward?

It's 2023, let's check in with the metaverse... Nope, still doesn't exist

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Use case that isn't porn

The pandemic was an attempt by TV manufacturers to get everyone hooked on molecular biology and use their 3D telly to understand the ins and outs of protein spikes and receptors.

Zuckerberg promotes Metaverse so that we can really get to grips with mRNA.

What? It's no more outlandish than the other conspiracies and at least this one could have made a profit!

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Re: brands will start to use NFTs as a way to build "sustained customer engagement"

What, no love for the Sperry and Hutchinson Pink Stamps?

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Re: Zuxck knows what to do...

To be fair, watching the partial eclipse in English weather was a naked-eye experience, assuming you kept the rain out of your eyes and could even figure out which direction the Sun was in the first place!

Purpleurchin cryptocurrency miners spotted scouring free GitHub, Heroku accounts

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Re: "Prices are as high as they can be"

> Do you have any citation for your outlandish claim...

FYI requesting a citation is in no way, shape or form "making a claim".

Even if you see a claim being made that you agree with but have not seen any genuine proof for, you must always seek citations, otherwise you are just sitting in an echo chamber of wishful thinking and fantasy.

> The burden of proof is obviously the other way around.

The best tactic of a flerf. Not a good debating model to follow.

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"Prices are as high as they can be"

Do you have any citation to back up that claim?

Twitter's most valuable users are ghosting the platform

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Re: It’s toxic and it got nasty during the pandemic

> they're more 'one and done' immune system training aids

What are these magic 'one and done' things?

Or did you not finish your full course of Polio vaccinations? Hepatitis A and B? MMR?

Are you up to date with your Tetanus booster?

Boosters for Meningitis, Shingles and others are indicated if you are in an at risk group.

Maybe you need to check with your doctor...

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Re: Tell you what

> The water is fine outside of social media

If only some people didn't try so hard to muddy the water.

The wife got fed up trying to find information about a local film festival that starts - today. They do have a website, which tells us that the details (like, the venue!) will be released soon, but it does give an email. The reply basically said: they didn't see the need to put anything on the website because all the details were being "released on social media". The End.

No idea which social media, which page or which hashtag or ... just "on social media". Did find some tweets that we (now) know to be relevant, but those basically said "yay, Fred's short film will be in the festival now". When? Where?

Wish this was a rare occurrence, but nope.

Bleeping social media mindset.

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"the banks will have the problem"

And guess where the problem will finally be passed on to? Trickle-down works, only it isn't money doing the trickling.

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Re: It’s toxic and it got nasty during the pandemic

> They really aren't vaccines, they are non sterilising

Gibberish of the finest water. Your hinges are coming apart as you speak.

AI-driven creativity gives overpowered PCs something worthwhile to do, at last

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Re: My new avatar

And if you're lucky enough to have started a new job and no-one knows any better:

"with a full head of luxuriant auburn hair, lifting in the breeze from the PC's fan"

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My old AI Prof

always gave us topics "to think about during the long winter evenings". Now I can make the PC do that thinking, whilst I warm myself against its exhaust fans. Just have to hope that the UPS can cope.

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Re: The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

Yes, Wy Knott.

Bill Gates' green investments to shift from tackling climate change to mitigating impacts

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Re: Inconvenient?

> the temperature record of the Earth in the pre-human period has fluctuated wildly

Nice wording, "wildly", let's try to make it seem like those changes happened at anything like the rate we've been measuring the current rise to occur at.

> I dispute the casual assertion that with no human involvement the trend would be downwards.

Despite the fact that we've seen measurable effects in places where human activity has been (temporarily) reduced over the last few years?

Nvidia RTX 4090: So hot they're melting power cables

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Re: See, the code is more like guidelines

> there is a healthy market for toilets you don't have to flush thrice to sink a turd here stateside

When the low-water-usage loos came over to the UK and sofa dollies got their knickers in a twist about it, engineers pointed out that it isn't the volume, it's the rate it swirls around the bowl that's important. If you're having to flush thrice, you'll be feeling the need, the need for speed (and maybe look at the diet, eh?).

As the old adage goes, it ain't what you got, it's how you use it that's important.

> could also try thermal recovery off of it, but that's getting crazy.

Now you're just trying to encourage someone to try!

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Re: Wear your hair net when plugging in GPU

Aside from the "or", it isn't *as* good as metal to metal and at 50A you can get enough loss to matter.

But, yes, the unburnt muck will be even worse.

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and for Yanks that use the loo

https://homeguides.sfgate.com/federal-regulations-toilet-gallons-88640.html

> The Energy Policy Act of 1992, which became law in 1994, mandates a maximum flush volume of 1.6 gallons for toilets manufactured and installed after this date

(the US regs don't seem to be as amenable to searching and quoting as the UK ones, so haven't quoted the specific text)

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The Water Supply (Water Fittings) Regulations 1999

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/1999/1148/schedule/2/crossheading/wcs-flushing-devices-and-urinals/made

> (d) no flushing device installed for use with a WC pan shall give a single flush exceeding 6 litres;

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Wear your hair net when plugging in GPU

50A down multiple parallel pins?

Make sure you're wearing a hair net (and beard net!) before plugging this lot together. Muck on the connectors (hairs, dandruff) is going to get carbonised (aka burnt) and/or just create a hight-resistance path. The results - well, guess.

Firefox points the way to eradicating one of the rudest words online: PDF

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" Adobe basically stole PS and made PDF"

<cough> You may want to research a bit into who created PostScript in the first place!

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Re: So what you just said was

Oops, yes, I was being sarcastic :-)

Thoroughly agree about LaTeX - especially as, given all comments about trying to use HTML so-called "manuals", I can turn my head to the right an see, oooh, two feet of dead-tree books, all beautifully typeset, from Don's Blue Lion, Leslie's more staid lion, to the TUG 25th anniversary collection! Well-thumbed: have got to straighten out the spiral binding again. </fanboy>

I've had some very nice results from getting the raw text written in Markdown (or into a Wiki that can be stripped into Markdown), so that authors are not distracted from the meaning by loads of formatting (and when they try to get clever it is easy to strip out! Mwaahaha). Then collate those into a semblance of order, shove it all into Pandoc to be converted into LaTeX (pulling in a template with all the proper formatting) and finally into XeLaTeX to generate the final PDF.

The lesson from all of the above: scripts are your friend! Oh, and Markdown is Good Enough for collecting text *and* plays well with Version Control.

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Re: Missing the point

The middle two paragraphs - spot on. Would be worth a thumbs-up.

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Re: I don't mind PDFs

What? You got to have your say, that is your free speech, totally unimpeded.

Although you do appear to be of the opinion that "free speech" means "free applause" as well.

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Re: Evil will always triumph

Digital signatures won't stop Google reading your email - signing is different to encrypting the email text. Don't know what governments did to stop use of signatures.

We don't have commonly used digital signatures because Microsoft won't support them in an easy to use fashion: the more I saw email coming from Outlook the fewer digital signatures appeared; the more email was sent to Outlook the more the complaints and confusion about "this gibberish" (compounded by top-posting, aargh). Microsoft didn't/couldn't own The Web Of Trust so you don't get to use it.

It has always boggled me that lawyers, in particular, never bothered to learn the basics of what email is and never bothered to demand digital signatures - I guess they just managed to figure out to make more money from the status quo.

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Re: No viable suggestion of alternative?

Indeed. PDF has its flaws[1] but we do seem to be sadly short on good suggestions on what to use instead. No, not HTML but something that does what PDF used to promise[2]: immutable content and immutable format, but still human and machine readable.

[1] and tonight's award for po-faced understatement goes to...

[2] what a vast number at least believed it was promising them; they never spotted the fingers, crossed behind PDF's back

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Re: This isn't new kid hate

How about cutting down on the repetitive moaning and providing some hints on what we could use instead?

You mention EPS - care to flesh that out? Pros & cons etc. After all, you've clearly put a lot of time and energy into the subject.

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Re: Congratulations, you have discovered that the only thing worse is

> people trying to google YouTube videos for IT and programming stuff

And the fact that people make videos like that, post them and don't even write the important stuff down in the description!

Just last week I found out that a Windows Registry edit could fix a driver problem. I knew this because multiple forum and even Reddit posts said this fix existed. Every single such post just pointed back to one YT video, which showed the author running regedit and reading out what was happening. Against a YT compressed, blurry, screenshare. Even the guy's blog post on the subject just linked to the video. Not one time did any of these textual posts write out the Registry paths involved. Nope, read the blurry screenshare and hope you caught the guy's accent correctly.

/rant

(Now I guess I ought to write that Registry fix up properly, start a publicly visible blog and post it. OTOH, it was for a MIDI driver: I suffered for my music, should let everyone else suffer for theirs!).

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Re: So what you just said was

If only there was another way to generate PDFs than just relying solely on Adobe's offerings.

Although, yes, having "features" like embedded scripts is highly questionable (and they aren't even scripted in PostScript!), scripts in Word docs can do Bad Things just as easily.

How about we just stick to PDF v1.2 - we'll lose one or two actually nice things but it'll be worth it.

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Re: While I agree we should kill less trees..

Strangely, I've never had Acrobat installed (above my pay grade) and yet I could have sworn that I was generating PDFs at a rate of knots. Using Open Source tools to boot. Only had Adobe reader to sample test my files against.

But your comment has convinced me that that must have all been just a dream.

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Re: I don't mind PDFs

Yeah, all that money they take from your monthly subscription to Firefox and they waste it by letting someone tweet. Unsub, that'll show 'em you're the boss.

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Re: I don't mind PDFs

Those tools do indeed exist - but by the time a company has reached that state of enlightenment they have a team of fully trained writers who could do a decent job armed only with Windows Notepad and a good attitude.

Meanwhile, the rest are still getting their web team to handle the 300 page online help with tooling bought in for the four-colour drool-proof puff pieces that made up the company website (it's on the web, it's all the same). Upstairs, Sales are dumping pages out of Confluence (that the devs put there only after being actioned in the Scrum), desperately figuring out why, if that page has a later timestamp it seems to show an earlier design (hint: a manager did a search and replace to match "Corporate Standards"). At least getting this lot to hand their results over as PDF means you can show them that it is an incoherent mess without a logical reading order, do it better, without being told "it is a living hyperdocument, you just haven't learnt how to follow the link graph".

Lash#Cat9: A radical new Linux UI for keyboard warriors

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Re: That seems like a strange response to me

I was taught to touch-type, on a massive old machine (shame so many of my comments into web pages are done using a tablet, where I'm down to one-finger typing!) yet I still think that auto-complete can be very handy.

Just so long as it isn't trying to do too much, in which case it just becomes utterly infuriating. The worst thing that it can do is *insert* the current-choice-of-completed-word, by which I mean it moves the cursor to *after* its choice, as it then that you can unwittingly choose the wrong thing. Another truly painful action is to scroll the window, moving the line of text "because that way there is space for the list of options to be drawn".

When the auto-complete just shows a list of words that start with the prefix you've typed so far, allowing you to quickly select one OR simply carry on typing your word without hindrance (btw, dropping from the list those that now don't match the longer prefix) that can be really, really useful. Even if you do know all the possibilities. ESPECIALLY if it stops people complaining that the variable/function names are too long, too much to type in! Decent auto-complete also allows things like using the cursor keys to lengthen (and shorten) the current prefix, scroll the list of matches etc. Even allowing simple matching, without resorting to a full-fat search: I know the function name has something to do with "Flibble" but was it "DoFilbble" or "CommenceFlibble" or... so type [magic-character]Flibble and the autocomplete list is populated.

I should perhaps own up to the fact that I have been responsible, in the pre-GUI days, of adding auto-complete into the TUI of a few commercially released applications, where it appeared to be appreciated by our Users. At least, no-one phoned to complain about *that* part of the programs...

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Re: That seems like a strange response to me

>> what I type is what I want

> you typed X but we think you meant to type Y

Aren't we confusing autoCOMPLETION with autoCORRECT here?

Agree, autocorrect is a pain in the backside, but I didn't spot anywhere in the Cat9 demo that showed that being done.

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Re: Unfortunately, no one can be told what Lash#Cat9 is.

And having had a look-see at the demo video and reading the "Whipping up a new Shell" blog, I can confidently say that a younger me would have been all over this, but these days it is going to take a few goes around to get to grips with what I just saw!

Arcan on its own reads like something worth learning more about and I'm not going to completely pooh-pooh Cat9 without having actually tried it (may quietly ignore it because there are so many other things to be getting on with, but not deride it on that basis). However, the article points out that it is complex to build to get the whole stack running and I can see that being the time sink that prevents "just giving it a quick run around the block" :-(

Thank for the article, Liam, and keep on digging up interesting stuff like this.

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Unfortunately, no one can be told what Lash#Cat9 is.

You have to see it for yourself.

Shutterstock partners with OpenAI to sell AI-generated stock images using DALL-E

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Copyright descriptions as well as images?

So if you use Shutterstock to generate an image of "pretty girl sitting on meringue" are they going to try and land-grab that: "Now *any* image of a pretty girl sitting on a meringue generated by DALL-E is going to have 'Shutterstock' watermarks slapped all over it (unless you pay)"?

Luxury smartphone brand returns with $41,500 device

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Re: Meanwhile at Apple...

Now, these are people who *really* understand Veblen Goods.

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No, no ROM is correct.

When you pay, they create the lithography masks to fab your own personalised ROM, which is big enough to hold the Forbes 500 Company 'phone directories - and a complete copy of the blockchain(s) that contain the NFT that is the only proof-of-ownership you get for the this 'phone.

What's up with WhatsApp? Messaging platform suffers outage in the UK

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xkcd - of course Randall covered it

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1810:_Chat_Systems

Is your datacenter safe from the next X-class solar flare?

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Re: Junkyard EMP

But have you remembered to search the Dark Web, the Deep Web, the Dank Web, the Dirty Web, the Dada Web and the other hidden places known only to politicians, chief officers and sofa dollies?

Or Gopher?

IBM doesn't think Brexit is such a bad thing these days

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Re: Sad..

> they are most happy when they are pointing out everybody else's failings yet seem oblivious to their own

Pot, have you met kettle?

Starlink decoded for use as GPS alternative – without Elon Musk's help

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Meter maid? (ah, Rita, gorgeous lass)

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Re: Larry Grew

Don't forget the fellas who rode on ahead and blew a warning whenever there was a speed portraitist waiting at the bottom of a hill.

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Re: Finally...

Aside from reading on Moonless nights, that is[1]

[1] ok, perhaps a *bit* of hyperbole, but you wait until the entire constellation is up there!

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Re: 30 meters?

After following the tracks for two days, we can see the Bad Guy(tm) 1107 metres away on a bearing of 137 degrees.

Now, if only we knew where we are, we could add the numbers up...