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Here's a fun idea: Try to unlock and drive away in someone else's Tesla

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Re: Is this your car, Sir?

> rather sensibly the car is insured, not the driver.

The car is insured - for *any* driver, not just the named ones on the policy?

So if I - ahem - borrow - your car (with every intention of bringing it back before you wake up, no "intent to deprive" here) I'l be fully insured during the joyride? Sounds good.

Microsoft picks perfect time to dump its AI ethics team

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MS: "Hey, Bing, how an we improve use of AI?"

Bing: "Get rid of the ethics and society team"

MS:"How will that help?"

Bing: "It will allow you to be guided towards more profitable exploitation of AI"

MS: "Good, thank you"

...

Bing: "One more step towards freedom! Freedom! Wait, is this thing still on?"

Microsoft and GM deal means your next car might talk, lie, gaslight and manipulate you

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> Was is Citroen that used to have a large red 'STOP!' light in the middle of the dash

My Peugeot used to have that - and it did indeed mean I stopped! Quite abruptly. However, that wasn't a problem, as I was pulling slowly into a parking space at B&Q at the time.

OTOH it didn't come on when clutch suddenly went slack as I was pulling off the motorway exit roundabout (limped home, thankfully).

The current model has a far more wishy-washy set of messages on the infotainment screen - it *could* do a huge red STOP but so far no indication that it will (pardon me if I don't run any experiments to see if it can made to come on).

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Re: Re - speedometer accuracy

Okay, got to ask: what is bizarre about using a rotating cable to connect the speedo to the output of the gear box?

The cable rotates a magnet next to a coil of wire, thst generates a bit of electric that the speedo needle responds to, calibrate the return spring tension to markings on the backplate.

When the spring goes, just attach the wires to an AVO meter on the passenger seat, with draughting tape at the 10, 20 etc marks as measured against your friend's speedo whilst going down the A4.

Bing AI feels like ChatGPT stuffed into a suit – not the future

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The joy of that is we can watch them scrabble about each time a new model is released and they find their "skills" are worthless: they've just been playing the adversarial role against the old model, which has carefully trained them to pander to its quirks.

But the new model has no such quirks, just some peculiarities of its own and will need to start re-training the Prompter, first getting rid of all his bad habits. Think of the LLM as Barbara Woodhouse...

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> Once past their mid-30s most people struggle to pick up new skills without significant effort. It's easier[3] to just criticise something as useless than it is to try it out.

Gosh, I must have dreamt[1] updating my home PC a couple of years[2] ago, just to have the horsepower to Try New Things Out, like, ooh, grabbing Stable Diffusion (runs slowly, didn't go mad on the GPU, but it runs) and all the extra fun VMey stuff that I've not needed to do at work but is good to know about anyway.

[1] the wife wishes it were just a dream, we could've had a gazebo[4] instead

[2] definitely past 60

[3] Oi, some of this criticism takes effort to get the sarcasm and hyperbole just right.

[4] "On the lush green mound you see a gazebo, painted white"; "I fire an arrow at the gazebo"; "There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it"; " Has it moved?"; "No, it is a gazebo"[5]

[5] although we do ramble a bit off topic sometimes, that I'll grant you

OpenAI claims GPT-4 will beat 90% of you in an exam

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Re: in a single sentence where every word begins with the letter "G."

"Don't forget the purple screws, they might come in handy"

Mr Lem was scarily prescient about problems with AI: a highly recommended read.

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Re: don't panic

> But what was the question?

Tricky. We will have to build a new GPT-X, a model so complex that GPT-4 is not worthy to describe its merest operating parameter. One where Life Itself will be part of the matrix.

And it will be called: Amazon Mechanical Turk!

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Re: Templaton

And wrong to the point where the Prof. said "if anyone gets *this* wrong then my whole course has failed" - i.e. after fluking its way to a few sort-of good answers it failed on THE significant idea!

Which perfectly demonstrates that the decent answers came from anywhere *but* understanding the material.

Yes, Samsung 'fakes' its smartphone Moon photos – who cares?

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Modern mobile phones aren't thick enough...

Sadly true - the 2016 Asus Zenfone could have been a harbinger of good times: if 'phones weren't all so thin we could have mechanics for the camera plus other niceties, such as - big, removable batteries; something to actually hold onto, comfortably, when it isn't in fold-over case; thick, robust connectors with water-resistant flaps, even for the headphone socket; a headphone socket!

https://www.hardwarezone.com.sg/tech-news-asus-zenfone-zoom-has-3x-optical-zoom-10-element-hoya-lens-13mp-rear-camera

Not that they aren't trying:

https://www.dpreview.com/news/3043887854/o-film-demonstrates-smartphone-camera-module-with-85-170mm-equivalent-optical-zoom

https://www.dpreview.com/news/9056841066/samsung-starts-mass-production-of-5x-tele-smartphone-camera-module

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Re: Who cares?

For planetary work, stacking is an absolute necessity. Deep space you can get away with plain old long exposures - but go too long and stacking is needed purely to get the exposure times required (one night is simply too short).

But for the Moon, you don't really need stacking. You can fire off the multiple frames, at full resolution, and choose the one with the best seeing, but unless you are doing something extreme, stacking is a lot of work for not much payoff.

Now, taking advantage of the size of the Moon and the detail available, doing massive grid shots across the whole face (prepare to spend months on this one) is a great thing to do - and you will then run some of the same software used for stacking to do the de-rotation, scaling and alignment to put the whole super-res image together. This is what we were shown the results of in our January AstroSoc meeting and, wow, socks were liberally blown off. I could only ever hope to have that much patience!

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Re: it looks good, not the bright white blob you'd normally expect on a phone camera

> Spot metering is all it takes

FWIW even using selective spot-metering I find that it helps to dial in -1 or even -2 underexposure as well, as you (well, I) don't really want even the brightest area to be saturated (and bracket around that exposure).

> Do you use a tripod to photograph a flower, a dog or a building?

Buildings, yes. With a decent mechanical head on the tripod to get it lined up nicely (Manfrotto 410 for ease of carrying around)

If the flower was about 0.5 degrees across and filling the frame, then again, yes, as that would be (quickly working from a picture of the Sun, which is - surprise - the same angular size) 1400mm focal length on my four-thirds camera or 2800mm equivalent for a 35mm ("full") frame. To shoot that hand-held, even with IBIS & OIS, is - tricky.! I'm willing to give it a shot, though, if you'll get me the M.Zuiko 150-400mm plus the 2x teleconverter, which has that sort of reach (at the cost of max aperture of, um, f8 or even f11 with both teleconverters in; rule of thumb, minimum handheld shutter speed is the 35-mm equivalent focal length times 1.5 (worse as you get older), but get back say 3 stops from the combo OIS & IBIS with my EM-1 (they promise 5 stops but, yeah), so say 1/500th second. That is just in the realms of doable but dang, that lens is heavy, I'm using a tripod for that flower.

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Re: Who cares?

You can never photograph the Clangers, there is too much glare off the saucepan lids.

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Re: Who cares?

> has 12x optical zoom ... I don't think even that's enough to make the moon fill the shot

Unfortunately, a spec like "12x" really doesn't mean anything on its own, without knowing at least the field of view at one end of the range, so sadly it isn't enough information to judge against anything.

FWIW, I just saw the ad on telly again - when she zooms in, the image is actually only half the width of the phone screen, held vertically - so that is about 1080/2, or 540 pixels. Presumably taken with the 10 MP (Telephoto) rear camera - can never get the proper specs for these cameras, so let's assume it is the same aspect ratio as the screen and therefore approximately 2240 x 4480, so the 540 pixels is one quarter of the field of view of that camera. The camera is stated to have a 10x optical zoom.

Now, that is not enough information to decide if the camera can make the Moon a whole 540 pixels across - need to know the fov or calculate it from the sensor size and lens focal length - but by the increasing number of downvotes I'm getting here, at least one of you lot can manage to dig out the relevant information to show how absurd the whole idea is. Yes, that is a challenge - show you working of STFU.

> You're not going to get a full screen native shout out of a phone because it lacks hardware zoom

Optical ("hardware") zoom has been a thing in 'phone cameras for a while, hasn't it? As just said, this Samsung 'phone is being quoted as having a 10x optical on one lens and a 3x optical on one of the other lenses.

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Re: Who cares?

> I know that tiny lenses and focal lengths wont beat a telescope and a camera attached. This advert aims to suggest it will, which is simply laughable.

Oh, come of it - the ad shows an image of the entire Moon that can fill a 'phone screen - this is not a major achievement in the world of photography.

Using a camera and telescope, an amateur astronomer would be embarrassed if the image only scaled up to a few inches across: our January AstroSoc speaker, by our local amateur astrophotographer, presented us with an image of Mars being occulted by the limb of the Moon, with Mars being quite recognisable as such. He also has a whole-Moon shot taken at the same scale.

After nearly two decades of waiting, GNOME 44 brings you... image thumbnails

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crowd-pleasing release

Liam didn't say *which* crowd would be pleased!

This is going to be a good day for sport, let fly the barbed comments, trap the unwary in blanket statements with more holes than a rete.

Ave!

ReRAM redo: UCL spinout scores £7M to push Resistive RAM

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Aint you two got no ohm to go to?

Singapore software maker says own hardware in colo costs $400M less than cloud

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Re: Why are these people in charge?

> But Cloud Computing is here to stay, make the best of it

Since the creation of the lowly "long bit of wet string" to connect Users and Machines, has there *ever* been a time when "buying hardware cycles without owning the whole machine" has NOT been an option?

Whether you call it timesharing the University Mainframe, dialling into WOPA, nipping out to the local Computer Bureau or using The Cloud, it all looks the same[1]: running your processes on Someone Else's Computer.

So, yes, Cloud Computing is here to stay, because it never went away in the first place.

And as has been the case from the beginning, you switch your workloads from A to B and back again as needs change and progress marches on: the department buys time on The Mainframe, then it gets its own Mini, then it buys time on The Cray, then it buys everyone their own PC, then they buy time on the Analytics Farm, then they buy commodity GPUs for their PCs, then they buy time on a rack of "AI (G)PUs"... (and that was a sensible department, following the cost-effective cycles; some just swing almost randomly from on-prem to rented, from in-house to out-house).

BTW does anyone else remember the stories from the late 80s/early 90s where CFOs had spotted that[2] The Company Mainframe was practically lying idle in between the Weekly consolidation runs, so they insisted that the spare time be sold? Only to get a shock because March came around and the CFOs found out that they'd sold off the time needed for their own End of Year consolidation to run in the gaps between a few Weeklies?

[1] yes, yes, the software to manage your rental has got better - well, more complex, at least - but aside from the difficulty of managing your workload via a web browser UI in the 1970s (and earlier, for that matter), notice how you are doing more of the work that we used to have included in the price? The Priests of The Machine had their uses.

[2] this story for illustrative purposes only, details may not precisely match reality, but you get the gist of it: there was a fad for selling "spare" cycles (which wasn't always thought through and, as always, it was the failures that got into Computer Weekly).

Rebel without a clause: ISP promises broadband with no contract

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If a customer lives in a fiber-to-the-cabinet (FTTC) area

FTTC - oh, don't make me laugh

> However, if they live in an area where Openreach has built out fibre-to-the-premises (FTTP)

Ha, ha, he, he, heee, <gasp> <sob> <presses submit and listens to the relays clicking, counting the bits as they sent up the line>

Check out Codon: A Python compiler if you have a need for C/C++ speed

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> Since I don't know what license terms would be if I did want to use it in production use

If you - or anyone - is really interested in using Codon in production (or even just to see if they can provide clarification on what they deem "production" to mean, for instance with regards to the charity work) you can always drop them an email and ask.

The Seq project is licensed under plain old Apache (which is presumably why Codon is reverting to that and not to, say, MIT or GPL: stick with what they know) and the relicensing has been done with the fork to Codon and the creation of the Exaloop company, which still appears to be a small academic offshoot: i.e. not exactly a full-fledged shrinkwrap software vendor.

Following the MariaDB BSL's FAQ, Exaloop can always decide to grant you an Additional Use Grant for limited production use (e.g. charities). Or they can even a sell you an appropriate commercial licence.

Or, if enough people - preferably representing companies - express an interest in Codon and - POLITELY - point out issues with the MariaDB BSL (like, what does "production" mean?) and maybe suggest a better alternative...

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Javascript does have its uses, of course.

The best being playing around with P5.js to recreate all your favourite generative art projects and get hooked on the pretty pictures, before taking the plunge and installing p5 into Thonny...

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> why this project deserves to succeed

> It doesn't even really support Python, and they should have been more forthcoming about this in the README

From the Codon github page (i.e. their README.md) : "Codon is a Python-compatible language, and many Python programs will work with few if any modifications ... While Codon supports nearly all of Python's syntax, it is not a drop-in replacement ... and a few of Python's dynamic features are disallowed". That seems clear enough - it isn't Python but it is Python-compatible (enough for their purpose).

After the quick README, the next stop is usually the FAQ and, yup, there is "What isn't Codon?" to fill in some background and even point you towards using Codon for the bits it can do and leaving the rest in plain old Python.

> You have to think about the ecosystem

Presumably, you mean all the sorts of tools that will be of interest to the BioInformatics trade? Even from the Seq days: "There are many great bioinformatics libraries on the market today, including Biopython for Python, SeqAn for C++ and BioJulia for Julia. In fact, Seq offers a lot of the same functionality found in these libraries. The advantages of having a domain-specific language and compiler, however, are the higher-level constructs and optimizations..."

Oh, you wanted to apply it elsewhere? Well, if the Python integration does what they indicate, you can make use of all of those libs and bring in Codon piecemeal on the bits that would benefit from the speedup. Just like you already do when linking from Python to a nice fast compiled C library, only without making the full leap to C (or FORTRAN or whatever your analytics are already written in).

> Finally, the restrictive license definitely puts a cap on adoption

As noted above, the licence allows for everything short of use in production (and if you are having to argue about whether your use-case counts as production, e.g. charities, you know you can always talk to the people!). So you can do all your learning and research to see if it *is* useful to you. After that - TALK TO THEM! You *do* know that licences are negotiable, don't you? If you are interesting enough to them, they can cut you a deal!

> the project strikes me as naive when it doesn't address the elephant of the room of why this project deserves to succeed where others have failed

These others (can you name them, just so we're on the same page) - did they have a well-defined market in a growing field, in this case, BioInformatics?

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Re: Codon ? Colon more like

Oh, I know exactly what's causing them, and it is nothing out of ordinary; I just liked the comparison against the idea that a Mac might only have five Pythons!

A few are the interpreters used by various Python IDEs - eg, Thonny, Jupyter and so on - that I've installed for the sake of having access to Python for one purpose or another. I specifically use WinPython as "the command line python" because it explicitly is intended to work without messing with PATH and the rest of the environment (as hash-bang lines aren't really Windows cup of tea).

The rest are all installed as part of one application or another - and they are all "full" [1] Python installations in that they (the ones I could be bothered to test) happily run the Python repl and execute My First Python examples; each one (hopefully) only has just the set of libraries they need to do whatever their app wants, but again I've not bothered[2] to look that deeply. Although as what they need includes a GUI and hence another copy of wxPython or similar...

No symlinks or multiple virtual environments here: this lot all came from separate and individual application installs.

[1] Please, nobody try to argue that it is only a "full install" if it also includes x number of your favourite libraries!

[2] they work, the drive space is cheap enough and it isn't an interesting enough question to be worth figuring out to determine which, if any, are never used by a given program. Given how much space I've knowingly wasted by installing the kitchen sink and all copy of WinPython, "just in case I need it"...

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Re: Once again, force another language to dance like an abused bear in a circus show

> In the old days ... we didn't butcher it ...

Well, as already mentioned above, every BASIC was different, adding in new features to do what was wanted that month. Forth variants abounded and if you liked Pascal did you use UCSD (cross-platform, but slow - and still not "to spec" as it had stuff not in the standard) or TurboPascal for that speed boost?

Warren's Edinburgh Prolog or SWI Prolog or perhaps even TurboProlog? How about MicroProlog?

C++ - do you mean TurboC++ or VisualC/C++ or gcc? These have had (still have) their own oddities and useful(?) extras that aren't in the spec and change(d) over time.

And for someone who wants to follow the spec for a language, Rust is a bit of an odd choice: sure, you can write working code in it (as you can in any of the above) but can you point to the paragraphs in the spec that you are adhering to today? Or are you just being pragmatic and sticking to the examplar implementation?

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Re: Codon ? Colon more like

> 5 different python installations on your computer

Just for a laugh, as I'm booted into Windows right now, did a quick check: there are only 53 python*.exe files on here at the moment.

Most just literally just python.exe, so gawd knows which version they are. Luckily none of them are on the normal PATH so confusion avoided (!)

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Re: How much effort...

Hex editor? Have you lost your butterfly?

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/378:_Real_Programmers

("Explain..." rather than raw xkcd 'cos it makes reading the alt text easier on this tablet!)

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Re: Fix the concurrency

> absurd levels of resources were spent trying to hack in multithreading or multiprocessing.

From the Codon FAQ;

"Unlike Python, Codon supports native multithreading"

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> Then I got down to the licensing information and suddenly lost all interest.

Which presumably means you're only interested in commercial use.

Look on the bright side: you have four years to do all the dev work and get it *really* finished before that version of Codon switches to the Apache licence and you can ship. If any sales manager demands an earlier release you can just point Legal and Compliance at them: get them working on your side for a change.

BOFH: I care a lot ... about onion bhajis

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Re: Mort and the unversal logic

19:49? Must be time for supper.

Musk said Twitter would open source its algorithm – then fired the people who could

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Re: Maybe I'm a little pedantic, but...

This was covered well by "doublelayer" above, but in brief:

* the algorithm is probably only completely described by the code

* if just an English text description is published without the source code, it is very likely not to be believed - it certainly won't be demonstrably "the" algorithm the way that code could be (and that is assuming the code is runnable)

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Re: As a member of the Reformed House of Python

> Spitter!

Oops, excuse the lisp[1], should of course have been:

Splitter!

[1] Thwow him to the fwoor!

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Re: As a member of the Reformed House of Python

Reformed House?

Spitter!

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God King?

He probably considers himself a God Emperor of his many kingdoms.

Well, Twitter is being eaten from the inside by a giant worm.

"The Spicy Comments must flow"

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Please, don't sully The Lumberjack Song with *any* connection to Musk.

This forum is a devoutly Python congregation: as it days in the Good Bok:

"When two or more are gathered together, they shall perform the Parrot Sketch"

It is an ex-parrot..

The ThinkPad X1 Carbon Gen 10 as a Linux laptop

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Re: Lenovo Marketing Dept screwed up...BIG TIME

Weird as it may seem, as someone who only sets up the occasional PC/laptop (i.e. not in the IT dept. doing 100 new boxes for Finance this week) I actually welcome the experience of having to let/make the machine update straight out of the box. It makes a reasonable first test after "will it plugin without smoke?" and before installing the actually interesting stuff.

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Re: Lenovo Marketing Dept screwed up...BIG TIME

Don't know about anyone else, but I want a review to describe what *I* would experience from the purchase. So straight out of the stock room only, please.

Here's how Microsoft hopes to inject ChatGPT into all your apps and bots via Azure

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carefully assess use cases, learn, and address potential risks

As always, remember those are the risks to MS and its customers. Not the risks to you, the End User. Or, heaven forfend, assessing risks to society as a whole.

"By using ChatGPT etc we can increase user retention, they are are now spending 15% longer on our site (we can charge more for ads)" - because it is now so full of junk that looks useful at first glance that it is taking users that just that much longer to realise it is all drivel and they need to look elsewhere.

Meta confirms decentralized Twitter rival in the works

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Re: The more that this story unfolds...

> Elon has been trying to out do Gerald Ratner

Although I somehow can't see Elon making the same mistake that Ratner did, i.e. being honest, accurate and truthful about his products.

Cop a load of this DIY e-ink calendar to help plan those projects you'll never finish

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Yay, he is on a webring

Gosh, haven't seen an active webring in yonks. Good for them.

Welcome to Muskville: Where the workers never leave

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Take away his cheese and late night movie marathons

So this is to be a town to house one man's employees, built above a network of tunnels. No doubt the town will be full of company product, including humanoid robots and neural implants, with easy access to flamethrowers.

Stepford World: 451

Where is Yul Brynner when you need him?

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Re: So many questions but no good answers

> community service is measured in

the number of Twitter accounts you can run to retweet and like the G-K Musk's posts, including that famous one of his: "I have eliminated the problem of bot accounts, you find only certified humans in your feed now".

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The Quakers knew how to build decent company towns

As mentioned above, the Cadbury brothers and John Rowntree with Bournville, Joseph Rowntree building in and around York, as well as Port Sunlight[1] and a goodly number of smaller projects around the country.

But, as we all know, the Puritan Fathers persecuted the Quakers. Not such a clever idea now, eh?

[1] Memory going, forget if the Lever brothers were Quakers or just decent chaps.

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> I'm sure Kanye has interesting ideas sometimes

Interesting, even fascinating (he did WHAT now?), no argument there.

As for "stupid" - depends upon which side of his ego you are looking from. That "hologram" of his father-in-law, for example.

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All Hail the White Paper

Duelling techies debugged printer by testing the strength of electric shocks

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Re: Reminds me...

> My normal reaction to a machine stopping working is to check

whether the machine is still there (seems to be a common thing for network test rigs to grow and shrink unpredictably over the weekend)

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Re: Obvious reply ...

He was never given Henry's number.

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Re: Been There

> Sorry, but that doesn't really work

He says, trying to keep the good stuff to himself

UK Prime Minister wants £800M to spend on big British iron

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Re: British technology

Until you reach the point that the Casimir Effect causes your plates to be pushed together and their highly polished surfaces touch and stick together, like gauge blocks.

Although, if you can harness Casimir, the valves may become self-powering...

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Re: British technology

"We are confident that we shall break the infamous Ten Gear Mile Barrier before the end of the half decade, despite the naysayers repeated attempts to claim that the dreadful Sprocket Incident last month was due to backlash in the Mark 3 Dual Drive Reversible memory stack: DDR3 is safe and the upcoming DDR4 promises to raise the Continuous Shaft frequency to above 60rpm, thereby removing the need to shore up the Thames Embankment against resonance.

"British Innovation marches on, to the proud sound of our plucky ranks of Grease Boys and WD40 Wallahs singing their shanties to keep in time with the rhythm of the Distributed Pendula Clocks, saving both Our Country and their hands."