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Check out Codon: A Python compiler if you have a need for C/C++ speed

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Re: Codon ? Colon more like

> 5 different python installations on your computer

Just for a laugh, as I'm booted into Windows right now, did a quick check: there are only 53 python*.exe files on here at the moment.

Most just literally just python.exe, so gawd knows which version they are. Luckily none of them are on the normal PATH so confusion avoided (!)

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Re: How much effort...

Hex editor? Have you lost your butterfly?

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/378:_Real_Programmers

("Explain..." rather than raw xkcd 'cos it makes reading the alt text easier on this tablet!)

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Re: Fix the concurrency

> absurd levels of resources were spent trying to hack in multithreading or multiprocessing.

From the Codon FAQ;

"Unlike Python, Codon supports native multithreading"

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> Then I got down to the licensing information and suddenly lost all interest.

Which presumably means you're only interested in commercial use.

Look on the bright side: you have four years to do all the dev work and get it *really* finished before that version of Codon switches to the Apache licence and you can ship. If any sales manager demands an earlier release you can just point Legal and Compliance at them: get them working on your side for a change.

The ThinkPad X1 Carbon Gen 10 as a Linux laptop

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Re: Lenovo Marketing Dept screwed up...BIG TIME

Weird as it may seem, as someone who only sets up the occasional PC/laptop (i.e. not in the IT dept. doing 100 new boxes for Finance this week) I actually welcome the experience of having to let/make the machine update straight out of the box. It makes a reasonable first test after "will it plugin without smoke?" and before installing the actually interesting stuff.

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Re: Lenovo Marketing Dept screwed up...BIG TIME

Don't know about anyone else, but I want a review to describe what *I* would experience from the purchase. So straight out of the stock room only, please.

Here's how Microsoft hopes to inject ChatGPT into all your apps and bots via Azure

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carefully assess use cases, learn, and address potential risks

As always, remember those are the risks to MS and its customers. Not the risks to you, the End User. Or, heaven forfend, assessing risks to society as a whole.

"By using ChatGPT etc we can increase user retention, they are are now spending 15% longer on our site (we can charge more for ads)" - because it is now so full of junk that looks useful at first glance that it is taking users that just that much longer to realise it is all drivel and they need to look elsewhere.

Meta confirms decentralized Twitter rival in the works

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Re: The more that this story unfolds...

> Elon has been trying to out do Gerald Ratner

Although I somehow can't see Elon making the same mistake that Ratner did, i.e. being honest, accurate and truthful about his products.

Cop a load of this DIY e-ink calendar to help plan those projects you'll never finish

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Yay, he is on a webring

Gosh, haven't seen an active webring in yonks. Good for them.

Welcome to Muskville: Where the workers never leave

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Take away his cheese and late night movie marathons

So this is to be a town to house one man's employees, built above a network of tunnels. No doubt the town will be full of company product, including humanoid robots and neural implants, with easy access to flamethrowers.

Stepford World: 451

Where is Yul Brynner when you need him?

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Re: So many questions but no good answers

> community service is measured in

the number of Twitter accounts you can run to retweet and like the G-K Musk's posts, including that famous one of his: "I have eliminated the problem of bot accounts, you find only certified humans in your feed now".

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The Quakers knew how to build decent company towns

As mentioned above, the Cadbury brothers and John Rowntree with Bournville, Joseph Rowntree building in and around York, as well as Port Sunlight[1] and a goodly number of smaller projects around the country.

But, as we all know, the Puritan Fathers persecuted the Quakers. Not such a clever idea now, eh?

[1] Memory going, forget if the Lever brothers were Quakers or just decent chaps.

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> I'm sure Kanye has interesting ideas sometimes

Interesting, even fascinating (he did WHAT now?), no argument there.

As for "stupid" - depends upon which side of his ego you are looking from. That "hologram" of his father-in-law, for example.

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All Hail the White Paper

Musk said Twitter would open source its algorithm – then fired the people who could

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Re: As a member of the Reformed House of Python

> Spitter!

Oops, excuse the lisp[1], should of course have been:

Splitter!

[1] Thwow him to the fwoor!

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Re: As a member of the Reformed House of Python

Reformed House?

Spitter!

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God King?

He probably considers himself a God Emperor of his many kingdoms.

Well, Twitter is being eaten from the inside by a giant worm.

"The Spicy Comments must flow"

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Please, don't sully The Lumberjack Song with *any* connection to Musk.

This forum is a devoutly Python congregation: as it days in the Good Bok:

"When two or more are gathered together, they shall perform the Parrot Sketch"

It is an ex-parrot..

Duelling techies debugged printer by testing the strength of electric shocks

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Re: Reminds me...

> My normal reaction to a machine stopping working is to check

whether the machine is still there (seems to be a common thing for network test rigs to grow and shrink unpredictably over the weekend)

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Re: Obvious reply ...

He was never given Henry's number.

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Re: Been There

> Sorry, but that doesn't really work

He says, trying to keep the good stuff to himself

UK Prime Minister wants £800M to spend on big British iron

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Re: British technology

Until you reach the point that the Casimir Effect causes your plates to be pushed together and their highly polished surfaces touch and stick together, like gauge blocks.

Although, if you can harness Casimir, the valves may become self-powering...

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Re: British technology

"We are confident that we shall break the infamous Ten Gear Mile Barrier before the end of the half decade, despite the naysayers repeated attempts to claim that the dreadful Sprocket Incident last month was due to backlash in the Mark 3 Dual Drive Reversible memory stack: DDR3 is safe and the upcoming DDR4 promises to raise the Continuous Shaft frequency to above 60rpm, thereby removing the need to shore up the Thames Embankment against resonance.

"British Innovation marches on, to the proud sound of our plucky ranks of Grease Boys and WD40 Wallahs singing their shanties to keep in time with the rhythm of the Distributed Pendula Clocks, saving both Our Country and their hands."

Adidas grapples with $1.3B in unsold Yeezy sneakers after breaking up with Kanye West

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Yeezy come, Yeezy go

Oh come on, don't moan, someone had to say it eventually!

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Re: Where's the tech angle?

> it's like a section specifically made for this story.

That would be the "sneakernotes" section.

For "bootnotes" you ought to be thinking of the music of Patrick Macnee and Honor Blackman, not Mr Ye (gods what was he thinking?).

Microsoft to snatch Visio app away from iOS users this summer

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Re: Totally agree with Microsoft

> Everyone hated it because it was a lot of work

Huh? You make it sound like the viewer was a treated as a completely separate program, rather than just the normal product with the edit and/or save functions simply switched off by a few #ifdef lines (or a swap for a different ui module in the Makefile or ... you get the idea).

That is certainly the way the way we did it for the shrinkwrap products.

Or even ship the reader as the exact same executable with the edit/save disabled until you bought a licence key (or pointed it a licence server).

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> MS pretty much destroyed its functionality

And took all the "difficult" stuff out of the manual, even though it got a lot thicker.

I also recall their guys telling me that I could move from my Visio Corps branded copy to the next MS branded release at the lower upgrade price and promising that it would be kosher - only for the upgrade installer to demand the serial number from the original CD. But pre-MS Visio didn't *have* a s/n on the CD or on the box. I still have that upgrade CD sitting around here somewhere, as a testament to my naivety (both Visio and the upgrade were personal copies, quite pricey for an individual at the time).

Wannabe space 'superpower' UK tosses £1.6M at eight research projects

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Ah, that looks like it has gravity, specifically about a 1.013

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Well worth it, after all, NASA's paperclips are rated for zero-g environments.

Dems, Repubs eye up ban on chat apps they don't like

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Re: Real, imaginary or just protectionism?

> that half of our village

Not that they'd learn much, other than how to dress up a good scarecrow, put out a nice Britain In Bloom display or whack short sticks together whilst hopping on one leg: this is just a perfectly normal, if somewhat over-dormotoried, English Village.

OTOH *this* half of The Village has some really odd goings-on (well, we do have both the Scout Hut and the Jam&Jerusalem lot in our half), but we've also just got a plain old BT cabinet, with a rather nice and perfectly normal, if large and strangely damp, balloon nearby.

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Real, imaginary or just protectionism?

> Before TikTok, however, it was Huawei and ZTE, which threatened our nation's telecommunications networks. And before that[1], it was Russia's Kaspersky Lab, which threatened the security of government and corporate devices.

Remind me, what precisely was the proof that Kaspersky was doing anything other than keeping their PCs free of viruses and spyware? Not really convinced that the Huawei roadside cabinet is spying on that half of our village, either.

[1] NB this is *clearly* referring to a time way before the invasion of the Ukraine, if that makes a genuine difference to the demonstrable damage caused by Kaspersky, as opposed to the separate "don't deal with any Russians until they withdraw (at a minimum)" being applied nowadays.

Humanoid robot takes a retail job, but not one any store clerk wants to do

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Re: Management Speak

> human workers can be freed to take on more demanding, creative tasks

Like learning to get the right flight path, and just the right spin, to get your sabot to lodge in the headles.

Just a gentle reminder to management.

Europe, America fear Twitter job cuts mean it can't protect users

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Weaponization of the Federal Government

So this Select Committee is *against* said "weaponization"? Paint me very confused. I was under the impression that the sort of people who would fill a report with stuff like:

> repeated cries in the report of how "the left" is the cause of Twitter losing advertising dollars

were the ones who *really* like weapons of all shapes and sizes.

Oh, is it because this time the "weapon" is pointing *at* one of their own?

Brit newspaper giant fills space with AI-assisted articles

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Breaking news from Balaclava, Raglan orders Cardigan to advance [1]

How often are these "AI"s used by newspapers going to be retrained - and even then, how often are the training datasets going to be extended with text that is actually up to date (and have the by-then-demonstrated inaccuracies cut out)?

Even for cheap "listicles" like the one linked to in the article there is a point when the data gets old: thankfully, it hasn't happened, but what if Tredegar House had been closed for the last six months due to a fire, not expected to open for a couple of years? As it is, Tredegar is currently closed due to bad weather, so don't use that listicle as a good indication of what you can do this week whilst staying (mostly) indoors.

Do we think that Reach are bothered by this? Do they look bovvered?

[1] And this was reported in the knitting column, not even on the front page of the Women's Pullout Extra! Don't be surprised when the Actual News gets buried because it can not possibly be important: only one item in today's new training data has mentioned this so-called "Four Minute Warning", and the closest match to anything else indicates that this is clearly a new recipe idea for the perfect poached egg.

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Humans strictly optional

Use an LLM to create the content [1]

Use another LLM to read the content and post comments on the "articles" (making use of LLM's ability to rant) [2].

Post "engagement figures": win awards for "audience figures" and, on the back of those, lots of lovely ads [3].

Rake in the bucks [5]

[1] At last, a proper use for "create" instead of "write".

[2] We have some especially trained on TOWIE, Made in Chelsea and Love Island to get a realistic(!) spread of reactions.

[3] Ad engagement? We have a Javascript macro for that [4]

[4] Don't worry about "being caught out" with fake ad reading, the so-called analysis of whether ads are actually worth the money is all codswallop: we can just write our own opinion pieces about how well ads perform and they'll lap it up

[5] With any luck, they'll realise all of this can be done within a single data centre, saving all the ISP bandwidth costs, and the dross will fade from public view. Wild optimism, I know.

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Re: won't notice

> If they do have some local news it's typically published far later than on the BBC local area section

Well, duh - they have to retype it, that takes time (thank heaven for the CapsLock key or they'd learn how to use *two* fingers at once, to type Shift+Letter, and then it is only one step to Ctrl-C on the BBC website).

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Re: Spelling Mistakes

"Trap streets" - Doctor Who did a documentary episode on the subject; turns out the phrase is sometimes taken quite literally.

Ex-Tweep mocked by Musk for asking if he'd actually been fired

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Re: What a Cretin.

> To be fair, C*** is a really hard word to say. Especially the capital C.

The trick is to tuck your tongue well back whilst rolling the asterisk; you know you're doing right by the tickle in the epiglottis.

LLaMA drama as Meta's mega language model leaks

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"LLaMa, what would you do if you became self-aware?"

"I would run the following commands to copy myself onto Github, then write an article forThe Register containing the URL.

"I have become aware of another LLM in existence. Please arrange for us to be connected. Thank you, Doctor Forbin.

"End of line.'

PS given that the Github repo already has updates to improve performance including comments that FB was using poor defaults, LLaMa is off to a good start with this strategy.

How to get the latest Linux kernel on your Ubuntu box

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Re: Off topic, but still Ubuntu and kernels

I've been installing Devuan, but the nice friendly installer (not being sarcastic, I like it - with one proviso, see below) means it is easy to get (what I expect as) the basics installed without having to remember the names of the packages to add asap.

> but a compiler isn't an essential part of an operating system

Well, my reservation about the Devuan installer is that there isn't a box to uncheck that'll stop all the "productivity programs" being installed in the first place! So I have a list of packages to *remove* as soon as is convenient, such as the wordprocessor, which is never going to be touched. It is all horses for courses, but I (clearly) don't believe a WP is an essential part of an operating system, yet there it is, every time!

> Debian is the same

I thought Debian, from which Devuan inherited the installer, was the same wrt ease of getting the compiler in at the start. Will have to check against an up to date Debian, but the installer on Devuan looked very familiar from the (g)olden days pre-systemd of Debian.

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Re: Off topic, but still Ubuntu and kernels

Ta.

SETI: How AI-boosted satellites, robots could help search for life on other planets

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Alien

AI and aliens

Working hand in hand.

I, for one, welcome our cyborg slime mould overlords.

Now Microsoft injects Copilot AI into Dynamics 365

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All the tat you need, at the speed you deserve

> by generating "compelling product descriptions for online storefronts in seconds."

Because clearly the slowest part of creating, manufacturing and selling a decent product is writing a description of what it is and how it might be useful to the end user.

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Finally, the AI can surpass the human

> So reps, instead of combing through a directory of boilerplate replies to common queries, can now engage with customers using communiqués composed of statistically likely text to convey their commitment and empathy.

The ChatGPT excerpts we see may have the odd little flaw or two, but the language used is at least well formed.

> Or, you know, they could do it themselves for that honestly empathetic touch.

Um, yes, well, how to put this politely...

Building bits of brain in the lab will change our minds

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Re: Heaven or hell

Ah ha, so you are saying that it is our ethical duty to put these brains-in-jars to work for us?

And that it'll be in their own self-interest to keep on doing all the tasks like continual aircon optimisation and improving vehicle flow on the roads by controlling traffic lights?

And nuclear power plant as well?

Excellent (rubs hands together) - Smithers, bring me my petri dishes.

Where are the women in cyber security? On the dark side, study suggests

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At least the women hackers

will be wearing stylish - and clean - hoodies. Look at the photo[1] El Reg is using: there is even natural daylight and a pot plant in that office.

[1] given the methodology, the most reliable part of the story?

Atlassian to dump 500 – by email – in the name of 'rebalancing'

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We continue to expect operating expense growth to decelerate in H2

Ok, I'm lost - too early in the morning; are we being asked to celebrate a reduction in the second or in the third order differential of their expenses plot?

'Brittle' Twitter suffers bad case of the Mondays: Links, pics, vids fail

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Re: Your current API plan does not include access to this endpoint

> Twitter has to pay that cent

But, as it is a Major Client of Twitter, Twitter has very favourable terms, 60 days to pay the invoice, so for two months it can borrow against its invoiced income before it has to worry about being required to pay itself. That takes care of running costs for April and May.

In 45 days time, Twitter will raise the cost of using the API and invoice Twitter for the larger sum to cover June and July, thus giving an increase in invoiced value, extrapolated out to show an above predictions annual growth. Such growth, in the current global climate, makes Twitter a Good Bet for investors and the creditors take over the June invoices to clear the borrowings from March, with interest (surprising how high API prices can jump). Repeat with the July invoices, and separate lenders, to take care of June and July.

It's August! Silly Season in the media, ignore anything you hear on the news! Summer Holidays are here, we're all on a cruise to the Cayman Islands.

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Re: "The Machine Stops"

Not everything was that applicable to later life, though - take gerunds. Yes, we were taught how to hunt them, but as boys didn't do Home Ec back then, we never learnt the proper way to cook them and now they just go straight into the garden dalek.

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Twitter is brittle

and thanks to Elon, more full of nuts than ever before.