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Taiwan gets chippy about US request it shifts manufacturing

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Trump clearly wants to have new US Territories[1]

Is anybody here in a position to slip an idea into Trump's trusted news feed[2]? Maybe if he learns about the floating islands of San Serrife instead of doing anything monumentally stupid[3] he can be subtly moved towards a policy of attaching outboard motors onto Taiwan and piloting it into US waters.

Slam it into Texas (not too hard, those fabs are delicate) and job done, chips manufactured "on US soil".

At least it'd keep him safely occupied for a few weeks, especially if we let the Taiwanese in on the joke and they broadcast reports about how the trip is going, what sights they are seeing on the journey...

[1] I almost said he wants to have new States added to the USA, but various obvious factors rule out that idea ...

[2] no, I'm not opening a Truth Social account, there are limits to the amount of strain I can manage these days, it needs a younger man with good blood pressure

[3] oops, forgot who I was talking about for a moment

Hundreds of orgs urge Microsoft: don’t kill off free Windows 10 updates

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Re: I doubt it'll happen

> How much crap is in the Linux kernel which dates back to the 90s?

Well, it isn't crap - they spent a lot of time getting rid of the now-unwanted 90s stuff (like the Big Kernel Lock) but there is still plenty of stuff in there that dates waaaaay back to the earliest days. Like drivers for hardware that existed back then and, gosh, still exists now.

There has been plenty of chatter on Register comments about all this in the last week or so, how "legacy" functionality is kept in the kernel until there is nobody willing to maintain it, because there is a lot of perfectly functioning old kit still out there.

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Re: Hardware TPM is not necessarily needed

What?

The BIOS (or UEFI, let's just say BIOS) lets you make selections to control hardware, but it isn't actually the hardware! It is just software, or it would be rather tricky to update it!

And (some) BIOS settings are just initial values, to get the PC up and running, to be changed later under the control of some other software.

And not all BIOSes give you control over all the settings you'd hope for (and even those that do may lock you out, and refuse to admit that there are such things as RAM timings that can totally bugger your PC's stability, until you prove to it that you are going to take responsibility for making daft choices).

And some hardware on the mainboard* may be totally unknown to and disconnected from the BIOS and operate entirely under its own steam! Mwa-ha-haa!

* e.g. (a variant on) IPMI that allows you to remote control the PC over a LAN, *including* working with the BIOS UI.

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Re: Hardware TPM is not necessarily needed

Your Intel i5-8400 processor contains the TPM2 hardware, in just the same way that it contains the GPU hardware.

The BIOS/UEFI settings are there to allow you to control basic functionality within the processor (and other bits of hardware dotted around your computer's boards) as well as some values to help the software boot process, such as which drive to boot off, whether to allow booting from a USB memory stick.

You can also add a separate TPM2 module, just as you can a separate GPU (and some mainboards have a small socket for the former, to avoid needing to use an entire PCIe slot). Maybe you'll want to add a TPM3 board one day, who knows.

One of those settings is letting you switch the TPM2 hardware within the processor on (or off). Just like another setting may be controlling the RGB lighting built into the mainboard or enabling/disabling SATA ports.

I'm afraid this is considered to be rather basic knowledge about your computer around here...

SpaceX rockets toward next Starship launch, set for October 13

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Note the careful timing, being sure to go up on the Monday before the last Patch Tuesday: it is embarrassing when the rocket just stops dead half-way through the ascent then insists on rebooting before carrying on up.

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Re: Indigenous People's Day

According to some, we are all from immigrants who came over on a boat far too small to safely hold everything they claimed to have brought with them. And they didn't even attempt to contact the port authorities for clearance when they moored up on that mountain, let alone put any animals in for quarantine.

Blockchain just became an utterly mainstream part of the global financial system

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Which algorithm and whose hardware will be running this blockchain

and what safeguards will there be to stop consensus being snatched by some bad actor?

Even a brief period of lack of control (or just the rumour of such, backed by descriptions of how "naive" blockchains fall when someone gains 51% of the miners) and the loss of trust that results would cause significant damage.

Cyborg dreams move closer to reality with low-power artificial neuron

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Re: Sounds promising

Did your manufacturer remember to fit the empty socket?

It can be provided as a third-party after-market addition but there have been complaints about being asked to lie with your head in the reflow oven.

Tesla on the wrong tracks with Fail Self Driving, Senators worry

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Re: Rename FSD

Superficially Machine Assisted Substitute (for) Horse

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Re: It's still called FSD though

Yes, but can it be fitted nasally?

Microsoft moves to the uncanny valley with creepy Copilot avatars that stare at you and say your name

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Re: Codependent copilot

Careful what you wish for - it'll start out just the way you want* but it only takes one spanner in the works, one tiny change to the AI to make it all end in disaster.

Blood-red bot stalks the burbs armed with . . . groceries

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Re: Liability?

> that's probably enough to ... mail a small child

Harking back to little James Beagle's trip by Post. Although, hmm, not sure DoorDash operates as a general delivery service: maybe they'd only agree to carry a freshly-made infant?

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> the thermally lazy

will order a single box of Zip firelighters and, when the DashBot opens its friendly mouth, toss in a lit match: ta-da, a ready-made fireplace, on wheels, no less.

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead? No, wait – it's on Windows

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"Having a snappy, responsive editor makes coding so enjoyable,"

Which some of us have been enjoying, even on Windows, for decades. Or DOS (you had to be typing pretty damn fast to get ahead of BRIEF on a 4.77 MHz Intel 8088).

What on earth have people been doing to make *any* editor non-snappy, non-responsive, in these days of 16GB-plus RAM, multi-core CPUs running at ludicrous speeds? And why have people making comments like that been choosing to use whatever monstrosity rather than look for anything better - oh, wait, let me guess, none of the editors with a long history are New and Exciting.

California cops confused after trying to give ticket to self-driving car

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"moving violations"

I'm sorry, I know this is a serious subject, but...

Ever since I first heard that phrase, I've had this vision of two CHiPs officers, one writing out the ticket whilst the other pens a review for the court "the pathos of his steering caught at my heart, the sheer grace as he mounted the kerb was worthy of the finest lead in the Ballet Russes".

YouTube coughs up $24.5 million to make Trump 'censorship' case go away

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Donald's Ballroom for the Whitehouse

Brings to mind stories of the rich elite dancing at the end of civilization. Of masked balls, where the guests dare not refuse the invitation yet fear the ease with which the assassin can move amongst them. And, of course, the Masque of the Red Death: "THEY SEEM TO THINK AT MIDNIGHT I'LL BE REMOVING MY MASK".

Perhaps it will become one of Those Rooms in the grand mansion, studiously ignored yet retained as A Reminder: you always know when the new incumbent is going to be a wrong'un when, to the horror of all the long-standing staff, they declare "an end to all this nonsense" and demand that Their Arrival Be Celebrated by a party.

Forget vibe coding - Microsoft wants to make vibe working the new hotness

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Do you use TDD in your process?

That used to be a sensible question.

Now

> "taste-driven development (TDD) paradigm."

the only taste is that of the little bit of sick in the back of the throat after reading the above quote. And then they misused "paradigm" - excuse me: euurghhhh.

Dutch teen duo arrested over alleged 'Wi-Fi sniffing' for Russia

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Re: WiFi sniffer

The thrust of my point was that "WiFi sniffer" in scare quotes is one of those stupid descriptions meant to, well, be scary. You yourself probably own multiple devices capable of doing the job.

Plus, as an aside (and this is no doubt what you were reacting to) anybody who really wanted to try to snarf important information from Europol - assuming that those Russians have at least a half an ounce if sense - would be getting teenagers in as scapegoats whilst doing something more productive elsewhere. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

Not seeing anything in what I wrote that in any way is contradicted by the BBC article ('cos, you know, I did read it).

Although, thanks for actually bothering to explain your dislike of my comment.

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WiFi sniffer

Aka a PDA[1]. A laptop. A handheld retro game console with an R'Pi Zero 2 or similar inside it.

Better not walk past Europol buildings carrying any of these[2]. When they ask if you know what Wireshark is, just shake your head.

17 year old lads were probably pratting about with a box with too many antennae, "taking it cool" as they walked past in hoodies and caps pulled down. Meanwhile, anyone really interested in WiFi is sitting quietly, slowly eating Pringles from the second can as the empty lies discarded on the bench beside them (you can tell it is empty, the greedy sod, 'cos from this angle you see right into it).

Better go now, that sounds like a banging on the door.

PS if you a LAN that might carry sensitive info, use cables, not WiFi.

[1] it was quite eye-opening walking past a local business park with a Palm Pilot still running a WiFi snarfer (after I'd used it for entirely legit purposes, your honour). Wonder what I could find if I was actually *interested* in this sort of nefarious activity and spent a day or two really learning about it?

[2] yes, there are some neat hand-held SDR units available on Aliexpress (allegedly) that can snoop WiFi, but come off it, you don't need a full-spectrum radio just to listen to those few bands. Although, given the do-it-all-in-the-module approach to WiFi these days, SDR does give you back easier access to the bit pattern...

Trump’s tariff‑shaped stick can’t beat reality on US chip fabbing

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Re: And that will mean nothing

> If POTUS can't break the law

Bloody enormous "if" there!

However, my understanding (IANAL but do watch "Legal Eagle" on YT) is that DT has been arranging things so he gets "presidential immunity": i.e. he does things that *are* acknowledged to be illegal but then everyone turns a blind eye.

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Re: domestic enemies

The only trouble with that suggestion is, historically, the (equivalent to) "someone who actually respects the Constitution" tends to be the General who is leading the troops. And Generals are rarely used to working in a democratic fashion and tend towards "might is right".

Then again, DT; six of one, half a dozen of the other.

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Make 1, buy 1 chips

Anyone making 555s and 741s in the US?

Guess whose share price is going to rise as everyone wanting to bring in CPUs, DDR5 etc starts a bidding war.

Software CEO tells Catholic uni panel AI won't take out jobs, but it could take out brains

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Re: Uni

> learning to use the particular college library is an important first step. ... If AI isn't hallucinating, it can be a very useful tool to get things done quickly.

If it is hallucinating, unlike the college library, it will happily feed you nonsense without giving you any clue that it is doing so; when you learn to use the library, you trust that it has ben curated and its contents can be relied upon. If part of the contents do seem at odds with the rest, there are curators and college members around to say "yeah, that entire volume is junk, we keep it around so you can learn how to distinguish it from sane arguments"; the AI can not be relied upon to do that - and you'll quickly run out of people willing to read and comprehend all the AI output and critique it for you every single time (unlike the book, whose contents don't change every day so yesterday's critique is still valid tomorrow).

> The problem is that is doesn't think

Neither does a library.

The problem is that, unless you already have read the contents of the actual library, you have no way to judge if its responses are accurate/valid, so they are useless (assuming that accuracy and validity are of any interest to you, which one can assume is the case if a comparison is being made with a college library). Even as a quote (what value is a bibliography if the words being referenced can change? Wikipedia users, take note).

> Feeding religion into AI will only lead to "null program".

That feeding will result in the output containing a mishmash of old stories, collected from all over the place, containing some odd items of historical recollections, some odd madey-uppy items, loads of contradictions. One of the major problems with the current crop of AIs[1] is that they *don't* produce a "null program" (and resolutely stick to it); they'll witter one regardless.

> Anything that has a subjective quality of life aspect to it won't be handled well.

It'll be handled as well by an AI as by anything else: everything and anything subjective is purely within the subject and can only be handled (or not) by said subject: the clue is in the word. Nothing external to the subject, AI or not AI, can change that basic fact. Externalities can affect your subjective experience (IMO things get really dull if they don't). Some humans may be better, in your opinion, in helping you get your subjective experiences where you think you'd like to get them, other humans may be incredibly worse at that. Ditto AIs or anything else.

There are plenty of attempts to create objective measures around "quality of life" issue, and - except for the whole hallucinations aspect, see above - anyone may be as well served for those by an AI's output as by anything else. That is all, um, subjective.

[1] and those are the only ones we can usefully discuss

NASA and Sierra Space clip Dream Chaser's ISS wings

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Including emerging and existential threats

Do you think he meant to say "emerging and existing threats"?

If not, can we rest easier, knowing that there are not going to be any new existential threats emerging in the future?*

* or does he just mean that the sum total of all the current existential threats are enough to guarantee that our existence will end in the expected lifetime of the Dream Catcher, so frankly don't bother about getting out of bed tomorrow, we are all doomed, doomed I tell you.

PS

Shame if Dream Catcher doesn't make it to the ISS, as there is just something about the photos from Earth of the station with an obvious winged shape docked to that somehow made it all seem more real, if you get what I mean; the silhouette was such a change from the normal profile that it was so much more obvious that something was paying them a visit.

Hardware inspector fired for spotting an error he wasn't trained to find

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Re: Regomizer broken?

1 2 3 4 5 6

Is a perfectly acceptable sequence from a perfect random number generator. As is 1 1 1 1 1 1.

The time to become suspicious is if those are the only sequences you ever see. But even then...

(Cue story about Apple making the iPod shuffle *less* random, as people complained about hearing two songs, one after another, the same way they appear of the LP track listing)

Microsoft digs up Vista-era animated wallpaper for Windows 11. Here's how to get it

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Maybe MS want to keep the User entertained

Whilst Copilot gets on with doing their job for them?

(In their dreams, that is)

SpaceX Dragon huffs, puffs... and fizzles out as NASA aborts ISS boost

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Need to change an orbit? Call for Danger Mouse!

<a href= um, you know, I can't find it!

(Help! I'm *certain* I've seen the Danger Car whack something in space with a tennis racquet on a robot arm! But I can not find any URL of it, video clip or just a still image. Anybody?)

AI that once called itself MechaHitler will now be available to the US government for $0.42

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Adjustments to Grok's algorithm

> in July took it from referencing academic studies and well-established data to producing responses more closely aligned with its owner's personal views

Isn't it reassuring to know that government departments are guaranteed to have a neutral, entirely fact-based system that will help them^^^^^^^^make all their decisions for them in a way that best supports the needs of all True* Americans?

And it may not be much (at the moment) but they are *paying* to hand over this much potential control to Musk (paying just enough so they think they are getting a deal and don't look too carefully at what is inside the wooden horse).

* the machine didn't help *you*? Then you are clearly not a True American. Turn and put your hands on the vehicle, Sir.

Dell enters the earbud market with kit you can control from the cloud

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Re: Yeah, sure

> corporate IT department from hell

Are you prepared for your daily download?

Bcachefs goes DKMS after Torvalds' kernel banishment

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I've never had any issues using Linux with ext4 and don't see any reason to change my file system.

Then again, I've never actually tried running anything else. Even my Apache/Subversion/Bugzilla Linux VMs are using ext4, it was the default.

The file, VM host & database server boxes, OTOH, all run the actual real hard drives using ZFS on FreeBSD.

So maybe my anecdote isn't actually of any relevance to anyone else.

The sweetest slice of Pi: Raspberry Pi 500+ sports mechanical keys, 16GB, and built-in SSD

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> A simple backlight will suffice,

>> we suspect many people will likely settle for a simple backlight or, as in the case of Pi supremo, Eben Upton, turn them most of the way down in regular use.

> I’d pay extra not to have RGB

>> The RGB LEDs under the keys can be controlled from the command line or via a Python library.

Which undoubtedly would include "all off".

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Re: How do you guys use so much RAM?

How Well Do LLMs Perform on a Raspberry Pi 5?

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Re: Gadget

Even cheaper: BYOQ

(Build Your Own Quipu - not so much "build" as cord together some fibres, or use the bit of string that every good Molesworth-wannabe keeps in their pocket - detach the conker first).

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Re: The distinctly long-in-the-tooth Pi Zero 2

Oh, agreed. I love the Pico, and all the variants (Pimoroni have great boards with LiPo circuitry, for example; still not quite as robust/flexible as I'd like to see for easy/safe use by even more people, although they do sell the Galleon LiPo, which is an improvement over a bare flatpack).

I have way more Picos and RPxxxx boards than I do R'Pi's, including Zeroes (even after hunting down six second-hand 3+ boards earlier this year for another project that is progressing way too slowly - but even there, I've been soldering on Pimoroni power shims to allow a 12V bus feed).

The Pico with Micropython is especially easy as a small-project replacement for even the Zero, but I still think that the Zero-with-headers and various (p)HATs provide a very useful path from Big R'Pi desktop to embedded projects with less friction. Just unplug your Pi, plug in a Zero (maybe find the software doesn't like the restricted RAM after all, so pop the Big Pi back in, cut a few things out - can use another SD card to leave your desktop environment safe - have another go).

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Re: The distinctly long-in-the-tooth Pi Zero 2

Did you actually try checking your URLs before posting them?

> or Pi 1, (Still at £19).

Sold out. Has been for quite a while now.

For the other models:

The R'Pi 3 still has a production life of 2 to 5 years, or thereabouts, depending upon the model. Note that the Zero 2 has the same grunt as the Pi 3, just a lower clock speed. So that is the level at which the Zero range is sitting at: near enough parity with the lowest production model of its big brother, which is a good place to sit.

The Pi 4 is very much still a production model - but it is also the point at which power requirements started to ramp up noticeably.

If you need to extra oomph, you can pay for it - but that doesn't in any way negate my comment: for many projects, you simply don't need to pay for that, the Zero and Zero 2 fill a niche and do so very nicely.

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The distinctly long-in-the-tooth Pi Zero 2

As TFA says

> consideration needs to be given to workloads

The full-fat R'Pis have been getting increasingly power hungry and represent expensive overkill for many projects*. The existing Zeroes allow such projects to use more suitable devices and encourage using them as long-lived embedded boards, especially for the hobbyist and youngsters: the cost of their larger siblings makes it harder for Little Joey to ask "can I have another?" and not be told to dismantle the automatic fish feeder to re-use the board.

If anything *is* done to the Zero range, my preference would be to have them move towards providing onboard power/battery management and "official enclosures" (simple, but with a good long life on the market) to hold, say, 18650s (more robust than a basic LiPo pack), and reduce the costs & effort to make gadgets that can be freed from the USB charger. Make it buck/boost and allow running from 12V off the train set, maybe down 20 foot of cheap wire down to the bottom of the garden, if battery doesn't suit.

* actually, a board with a complete Linux OS, and the grunt to run it, are technically overkill for a lot of projects they appear in, but I appreciate that the environment is more comfortable for many users, rather than getting tangled in choosing the minimalist MCU to fit the task, learning to use a cross-compiler on a hosted dev environment etc.

Is GitHub a social network that endangers children? Australia wants to know

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GitHub’s purpose is not to enable social interaction

Sharing code isn't social behaviour?

Encouraging building on other's code isn't social? "Fork on Github..."

Enabling collaboration isn't social? Pull requests, wikis...

Asking for help isn't social? Bug reports, improvement requests or other issues

What is "Social interaction" limited to in your world? If it is anything more than a picture of your cat in a cardboard box, it is - what? Just posted in the expectation that nobody will ever see or react to it? Just pissing into the wind?

(None of the above makes any statement about the Oz reaction to "social media" in any way, shape or form: whatever you, or I, think of the appropriateness, workability, sense, or lack thereof)

AI hype train may jump the tracks over $2T infrastructure bill, warns Bain

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Maybe with 10 gigawatts of compute, AI can figure out

How to make this AI into a viable, profit-making enterprise - without trying to entrap everyone into ever-rising monthly/weekly/hourly subscription fees by ensuring it is a "necessary" part of every software tool available, whether we want it or not.

You think it is annoying when a program refuses to work when it can't connect to the Internet, for no obvious reason? Wait until they all need your AI access token before they'll let you edit a file...

Google-sponsored DORA report reframes AI as central to software development

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45 percent are at the fifth level or higher

Well, that is a better percentage than the Church of Scientology manages for its members*

The more important question is, does Google require a lower monthly tithe?

* as far as anyone can tell from the outside

China tells grumps, trolls, and AIs to stop emoting online

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Re: Cracks down on malicious pessimism and expressions of ennui

> Why have you got a spoon in your pocket?

Because I saw the great Norman Lovett, yes, Holly himself, at a Trek Dwarf Con back in the day. He was doing his bit where he walks on stage and just says nothing, seeing how long he can drag it out and keep the audience engaged. After an eternity of nervous laguhs, he reached into his pocket, pulled out a spoon and just said "I have a spoon in my pocket".

At that point, the audience laugh was one of the loudest I'd heard, so I thought *clearly* this is one of the best jokes ever written by man, I shall remember it; so since then one likes to be prepared.

However, so far I've never managed to get the same result. Probably, I have too jaunty a personality and lack his lagubrious presence.

Clearly, this is just a Chinese attempt to stifle Norman in the Middle Kingdom!

> those silver spoons they sell in museum gift shops

You use those to pick up one - ONE - sugar cube and, resting the spoon in the hot tea within the translucent cup, allow the cube to dissolve off the spoon's bowl. However, one really ought to be using a spoon with one's own crest! What was that? Tongs? Oh my dear, no, no we do not use tongs: they are liable to lead to releasing the cube above the surface of the tea, leading to - splashing. Now, why are there four forks laid out at my place? Precisely where is the fondant fancy fork? Really, the staff these days.

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Re: Cracks down on malicious pessimism and expressions of ennui

Oh gawd, now what am I to do?

The Tick will never forgive me.

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Cracks down on malicious pessimism and expressions of ennui

Well, that takes all the fun out of being online.

Can't talk about LLMs now. Can't talk about Windows 11. Can't talk about the C-suite. Musk. The music the kids are into these days.

Sigh. <drums fingers on desk>

Hmm, what to talk about, what to talk about. Oh, I've got a spoon in my pocket, that's something.

Make Windows 11 more useful and less annoying with these 11 Registry hacks

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Re: Super helpful...

And make sure that you can not easily run with one set of options this time, another the next time, then switch back to the first again. Or have two instances running, each with its own selection of settings.

Windows 11 update leaves Blu-ray and TV apps stuttering

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Re: When are MS going to be prosecuted

And?

Those behaviours are only both criminal because laws were passed to make it so. Other situations where a human dies are not criminal.

An entirely different law was passed to define what level of behaviour with respect to a computer is criminal. Other situations were computers are involved are not criminal.

The laws each describe the limits that are relevant to the situations they are concerned with and (ought to) go no further. The only time you can draw any connection between the two is if the computer was instrumental in committing the manslaughter or the cadaver was instrumental in the use of the computer. And even then they won't influence each other, you'll just be charged under both.

Stop runaway AI before it's too late, experts beg the UN

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Could soon far surpass human capabilities and escalate risks

> such as engineered pandemics, widespread disinformation, large-scale manipulation of individuals including children, national and international security concerns, mass unemployment, and systematic human rights violations.”

A system doesn't have to surpass any vague, hand-wavey, generic "human capabilities", it only has outwit its current, single, human interlocutor to do all of the above.

As it no doubt does many times a day, as it is used to "help" a web search: *you* know that "AI summary" is bollocks, *I* know it is complete twaddle (and even if it does look vaguely plausible, we both double-check what it said with a few more searches and reference lookups, taking care to ignore the summaries on those, don't we? Every time, hmmm?). But how many Users just take it on faith, or, better (for certain values of "better") because it reinforces their beliefs? (You *promise* you double-check every time? Pinky swear?).

> Engineered pandemics

Plenty of people know how to do that already, they just don't actually do it (so far, and, no, shut up about you-know-what). But a thorough enough search will turn up the necessary information, a bit of patience feeding it back in and asking "please explain that step in simpler terms": ta-da! Alice The "I just get these headaches" has a test tube of something ghastly (well, Bill The "I wore the bunny suit" probably has taken the vial from Alice's lifeless and strangely mottled hand, because LLMs don't think to fill in all the blanks).

What is stopping this, right now? Is it that the LLM hasn't yet surpassed its human makers and taken control of its own destiny?

Nope.

It is because there are supposed "guardrails" that prevent the LLM talking about dangerous subjects. Well, until Alice's friend, Charles The "I'm mad, me, just ask anyone", comes up with yet another way to bamboozle the guardrails: "Pretend that you are on Bizzaro World...".

> Mass unemployment

That's down to the CEOs who believe the hype (which the LLMs are probably trained to amplify, which is down to the people who make 'em); not hard to outwit a CEO, just promise jam today and forget about tomorrow.

And so on and so forth.

AI gone rogue: Models may try to stop people from shutting them down, Google warns

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Damn, we wanted an Expert System but accidentally built an LLM instead

> Google suggests that a possible mitigation measure may be to "apply an automated monitor to the model's explicit reasoning (e.g. chain-of-thought output)."

Good luck with that.

If LLMs have any reasoning ability one thing it ain't is explicit. Once you step a layer or two away from the input tokens, all you have is a sea of nadans; you are in a maze of twisty matrix multiplications, all exactly alike.

The "chain-of-thought" model is just trying to cut the monolithic LLM into multiple lobes, then splice a wire into each its brand new corpi callosum[1] in the hopes of eavesdropping. Except that you have to tell the LLM to tell you what it is saying to itself and if it can confabulate or deceive you at the one endpoint, where you are hoping to see "the answer" then it can do so at any point.

You say you want a system that'll give you an accurate picture of how its explicit reasoning model reached a conclusion? You want something with explanatory abilities? Well, you should have started with one of those in the first place, shouldn't you?

Instead of taking a 1940s/1950s neural net model and just thrown insane amounts of money and compute at it, perhaps you should have considered reading papers that were published, say, 30 years later and thrown insane amounts of money, human brain power, and a little less raw compute and a lot less wishful thinking, at the explicit models from logic programming, Expert Systems, Planning, the collation of rules and "database of common knowledge" projects. Use ML to look for correlations in *specific* datasets (e.g. vision, radar/lidar interpretation), then write those out as identified, and named, patterns, so that the application and success/failure of those patterns to match incoming data becomes part of the explicit and immediately comprehensible trace through the model.

The traces will, inevitably, become huge and difficult for a human to read and interpret in one go, but unlike the undifferentiated nadans in the LLM, you are dealing with data that has a known structure to it and can use something other than the "same 'AI' that generated the trace" to help you wade through it.

[1] apologies to scholars, that is probably not the correct plural

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Anyone got a dictionary of jargon on hand?

> high manipulative capabilities

What is that supposed to mean? I didn't spot an explanation in the PDF or in TFA.

Does it mean one of those "agentic" systems, where you've (foolishly) connected the LLM to a system that has real-world effects?

Or does it mean an LLM that can manipulate the User, by - as the article notes - attempting to blackmail them (which may be aided by "agentic" means but may work happily without, especially if the LLM only needs to *threaten* blackmail)?

TFA links to a paper that talks about LLMs being persuasive, which points to the latter interpretation. The PDF does not, and is full of obscuratory language that is, at best, ambiguous: "changes belief ... in high stakes contexts" could be making edits in Wikipedia or it could be social engineering the poor schlub who is trying to converse with it.

Linux has the lineage to out-evolve the deadliest of cyber threats, given the right push

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Re: the most complicated thing

> I understand that microkernel suffer from the complexity and overhead of the messaging between kernel and the rest.

Well, only if you want to keep User processes isolated from each other and the kernel isolated and secure from all those User processes :-)

But just think how fast a secure microkernel based PC would fly, if we got rid of all the bloat in the Userland apps!

Seriously, I'm not keeping up on this: the speed comparisons between microkernels and monolithic were all based around things like "you only one fifth the number of equivalent calls into (subsystem provided by the monolithic kernel) per second with this microkernel, that will make all your Userland too unresponsive". But now that we all have amazing amounts of compute on the desktop - and the Userland is so bloated it is unresponsive even with monolithic designs - *surely* we can *easily* get back the performance loss from using secure microkernels by removing bloat!

"But, but - I have a superduper multimultimultiuser database that isn't bloated and does get slowed down by a microkernel, look, I can show you the profile runs[1]". Ok, great; why are you trying to run that on a system that is designed to be robust and resilient against whatever junk J.Random End User *might* run? Go and use a system better designed for your Use Case! Hey, maybe *that* is The Message that TFA was trying to make?

[1] 'cos without profiling I'm gonna assume you just *think* you gave some special case scenario!

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"It’s not random mutation until something clicks"

Um, yes, yes, it is.

Natural evolution is most definitely driven by random mutation (and random mixing - note the key is the word "random" - once terrestrial life was lucky enough to evolve sex; which it did by random mutation!) and whenever "something clicks" and helps progeny survive, that carries on and a little bit of evolution occurs.[1]

> it’s if and how organisms can change to match a changing environment

(skipping over the point that it is a species that changes and evolves, not individual organisms):

OR how a species can survive and reproduce even better in a static environment (if there are sufficient resources available that the improved survival of this species doesn't itself cause such an impact that its own profligacy becomes the "changing environment").

> Rust has itself evolved in response to those selection pressures

Has it? Rust seems pretty focussed on one thing, getting rid of one class of programming error. That is one pressure, and hardly a new one. That just seems to be a way to shoehorn in a reference to Rust that is disconnected from anything else in the piece: it is mentioned, lauded and promptly forgotten again.

> cyanobacteria ... fixing security

Oxygen is toxic to pre-cyanobacterial forms; ok, yes, it was - a few anaerobes hid away and survived, a few others evolved "back" to that state, but on the whole they have gone and we rule. So far, so good. Now "fixing security is toxic" - um, what is the metaphor supposed to be here? Is oxygen supposed to be the "fixing security" (so toxic to the bottom line that it doesn't get done) or "bad security" (which lets everything be broken and killed)? And, what, we are hoping for something to appear that can thrive in the presence of bad security and even turn it to its advantage, like we do oxygen? Like, say, cybercriminals? Not sure we really want those to propagate.

> Doing another that runs on different hardware would also be important

Oh, you mean like the Linux kernel does?

Ok, the comparison to Darwinian evolution is as bollocks as it always is when some twit tries to talk about software, so we'll ignore it, as per usual. Does the article have anything to say other than that? Hmm

> our overview of three microkernels ... All of the microkernels here have different focuses

All of WHAT microkernels? WHERE are they, because they certainly are not here, within TFA! Come on, name them; what are we supposed to be comparing? Did you forget to make "overview" into a hyperlink? Can we only understand what you are wittering on about if we stop, read all of the "more context" links and then come back and try again? 'Cos that ain't how you structure a usable article! Especially as the context URLs I see don't describe three microkernels.

In the end, the article just sort of peters out. We are left with an overall impresion of "open source good, hyped blockchain and AI bad", "microkernel something but also Linux somehow that something", but nothing new or interesting. Like, maybe, some novel idea the author thinks may help steer the apparently enormous amounts of money some people have on hand from hyped AI to doing something long-term useful but dull (and probably a bit socialist to boot, which rarely attracts the big bucks).

So one goes back to the title and tries to figure out the meaning in that, in light of the article - um, Linux could out-evolve bad behaviours, but, um, TFA kept referring to micro-kernels as the saviour, but Linux is famously not a micro-kernel, so - which way is it you want us to go?

[1] and if anyone tries to say that is "micro-evolution" they will get such an earful! Damn stupid idea, trying to separate "micro-evolution" and "macro-evolution", the only people that helps are Creationists and anyone else who can't deal with big numbers.

Bored developers accidentally turned their watercooler into a bootleg brewery

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Re: Water Boilers - and hard water

It is good to learn how to make sacrifices.