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Metaverse progress update: Some VR headset prototypes nowhere near shipping

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Re: Yay, another single-use VR/AR headset

FWIW I do think of "playing games" as pretty much a single use, but I know that coding for consoles is open enough that "real world" applications have been found for the current crop of headsets.

I was really thinking about all the different headsets that appeared through the 90s onwards and which have either vanished completely or are only used in small numbers, either literally locked to a single application or so costly that no-one would bother (I was demoed a nice military unit quite a few years ago; not expecting to be able to afford to buy one of those for my little experiments and if they let me try it probably wasn't their best!).

The old "you know, we could have progressed so much further by now, I can't see why we haven't - oh, yes, I can now".

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Yay, another single-use VR/AR headset

Instead of a "good enough" headset that can be used with whatever software the User wants, develop an expensive over-engineered headset that 99% certainty will be tied to FB software only, and vice-versa because you can't conceive of separating one from the other.

So when only a tiny number of headsets get sold (after a h/w revision to block that trick that someone used to unlock the headset and attach it to a Wii, 'cos why not), declare the whole thing a bust, throw away all the dev work.

Round and round we go, never to have mass produced, "good enough" headsets that can be used for different purposes by different people (and, with luck, just quietly ignored by those who don't want to use 'em; that is the real fantasy, of course).

AI's most convincing conversations are not what they seem

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Re: Chinese Room

Yes, yes, Thank you.

Sigh. I got the first three letters of her name right then it went wrong :-)

And the wrong Uni - I was so sure I'd met her at Milton Keynes.

Never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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Re: The whole article

Turing Complete != Turing Test

Hm, but is Turing Complete a necessary precondition for passing the Turing Test? Pretty sure I've met some adults who don't meet that precondition...

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Re: Chinese Room

(If anyone can fill in the blanks I'd love to know - yes, I've been Googling...)

Back in the early days of Channel 4 they had a late-night academic discussion programme, broadcast from the Open University studios. One episode had (IIRC) Roger Penrose versus Mary (sorry, the name has gone - she was a Professor at the OU and wrote the first AI text I had) discussing AI: Mary for, Roger against.

The Chinese Room discussion was in full fling and Mary had Roger on the ropes, about to adminster the final blow, when the programme's host butted in and changed the topic! The whole thing was derailed and the programme started wandering about.

According to a cameraman friend of mine, when they went to the next ad break the producer came storming out onto the studio floor, yelling at the host "Why did you do that? She had him!" (but probably with some more forceful language).

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Re: The whole article

Press F7? Review my command line history?

If AI chatbots are sentient, they can be squirrels, too

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Re: "different voices for reading aloud kids books compared to horror stories"

You want to do WHAT with a wabbit?

Plot to defeat crypto meltdown: Solend votes to seize, liquidate whale account

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Re: Reinsurance spiral....?

But will we see any of the Crypto-Names riding a Penny Farthing around the streets in protest to the crypto-shenanigans?

(that picture, and a total lack of empathy for their "plight", being what I most remember about the Lloyds crisis)

Know the difference between a bin and /bin unless you want a new doorstop

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We can do better than 8.3 these days, can't we?

I can not understand why people are still using 3-or-fewer characters for their "new" file types. Especially as I had the impression that the number of us who remember being bound by the 8.3 limits (outside of some rare, probably embedded, cases) are the now minority.

My personal hatred is the use of .md for Markdown (and I know who I blame for that monstrosity).

John Gruber would support .markdown - https://daringfireball.net/linked/2014/01/08/markdown-extension - whillst I very much like the (and I wish I could find the original suggestion, but you just try Googling for it these days) using .markdown.txt - that's right, take *TWO* file extensions into the shower? Yes please!

Give someone the file fred.markdown.txt and *everyone* can click on it and read it - anyone who knows what Markdown is can use their viewer of choice and everyone else just some sees it in Notepad (other simple text editors are available). Just the way that Markdown was intended to work (ref Mr Gruber).

But, no, of course, .md is uniquely Markdown, no-one ever wanted to use GCC Machine Definitions and anyone who ever wants to read their old MuseData musical scores should Simply Know Better.

Will optics ever replace copper interconnects? We asked this silicon photonics startup

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Re: The medium is the messenger

Whoosh?

Leave that sentient AI alone a mo and fix those racist chatbots first

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Re: Chat bots: we've already got our AIs, now we need something better

As you say, the human can choose whether or not to evaluate the source of the material and I think we agree that we prefer those humans who do choose to do so.

So we'd want our bots to make these evaluations (assuming the resources are available), but we wouldn't give them the choice not to: once again, we want the bot to be better than human.

More verbosely:

Humans evaluate their sources once the mind is old enough to be taught and then to develop this skill and even then that is a skill that is easiest to apply to fresh input: it is very difficult to go back and rid oneself of the (full effects of) the input that arrived in the earliest stages.

Chat bots can apply weightings to the source of the input just as well as they can to the usual metrics, such as the frequency of an input (what is repeated most often stays): assuming that you provide them with multiple sources and attach the metadata to the chat, a generic learning system will just add that to the mix. When the weighting for a source goes negative, the bot would disagree with the input and seem to form its own opinion.

This requires even more training time than without the metadata (I assume,but am willing to argue my case) so we only see the results as the bot gets older... And applies the new weighting immediately to new input whilst still acting under the influence of the older inputs (whose effects may get weeded out over time). Sounds familiar.

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Chat bots: we've already got our AIs, now we need something better

"The big problem with AI bots ... is that they absorb any old shit you feed into them. Examples of data bias in so-called machine learning systems ... have been mounting for years, from Microsoft's notorious racist Twitter Tay chatbot..."

Just like a human, then, when they are in their "starting from nothing learning phase", aka toddlerhood onwards. They also absorb whatever they're fed - there have been and certainly still are children spouting racist crap 'cos that is what they've been exposed to. And similarly stupid ideas (Creationism, ...).

So our Chatbot AIs are already behaving just like humans, it is just a shame that we don't really *want* them to after all: we'd rather that they were better than the bags of mostly water that created them.

Airbus flies new passenger airplane aimed at 'long, thin' routes

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Re: Long and thin eh?

Lunch will be served by our steward, Boudicca.

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Re: Why

But can you bear to go back to your own seat after a visit to the loo?

Unless you took the fruit and the can with you, which would probably mean they'll just tape over the door and leave your unconscious body there until the landing.

I was fired for blowing the whistle on cult's status in Google unit, says contractor

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If this goes on - maybe we'll find out.

Consultant plays Metaverse MythBuster. Here's why they're wrong

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Each piece of hardware tied to its single use/single content company

With the AR sets in particular, each piece of equipment seems to have been dependent upon one company for both the hardware and the (limited) software, the latter in particular being locked-down and limited in use. When that one company loses interest in the device both hardware and application become defunct. The hardware wasn't compatible with any other manufacturer's, assuming that at that time there actually is another manufacturer making anything similar enough to be usable.

Since the 1990s I tried to find (what we now call) AR displays. After all, a working one had been shown on Tomorrow's World (IIRC basically an endoscope cable attached to one arm of the glasses, reflecting off a semi-silvered patch on the inside of the lens; mostly analogue), an affordable product must be available soon!

My niche use-case was simple enough: I always wanted to be able to VNC into my desktop so that I could use the s/w tools I'd setup just the way I like whenever I was watching over a colleague's shoulder; I'd even got a funky one-handed chording keyboard to learn. No more "just search for alpha charlie - no, just type a then c, no, I didn't say put a space between them, here, let me type - gaah, why do you have that key mapped to delete paragraph? What do you mean, you don't have grep, there is a Windows exe on the share you were told to add into PATH". Or during a meeting, discreetly look up the email (I know where *my* copy of it was stashed) without crouching over a laptop (when they actually became usable as a desktop replacement) or, these days, squinting at a 'phone, but instead at least looking like I was paying attention to the presentation.

Over the years, there have been plenty of products that could have made that possible (there is a list somewhere in my notes, now mainly a list of defunct URLs) but either they were pricey-but-I-could-manage-it gadgets whose maker vanished almost as soon as someone could publish a review or they were insanely priced along with the only software package that could drive them, usually medical or military. And those never seemed to last much more than a year either (the URLs certainly didn't), no idea if they ever made any sales.

More recently, we had Google Glass (sneaky camera, data slurping and stop making the damn display run an entire Android stack with Alexa/Siri/Cortana/whatever added in, I just want a peripheral display) or Hololens (yes, lovely AI driven API or whatever, not interested, gimme a basic peripheral) or even a slew of Kickstarters (only talks to their iPhone app and/or focussed to appear 10 inches in front of you).

Fantasy time: how about a few manufacturers making wearable display peripherals with a common interface and a variety of form factors (semi-silvered specs or dangling mirror on a headset - Ketracel White optional - or Virtual Light for the adventurous). Then have Google strap a camera to it, MS can flog you a subscription to their cloud API for the Holoadaptor, Gucci et al can put a logo on it, Swarovski can bejewel it. People with their own niche ideas can try them out whilst others just avoid tired arms from holding their phones up all day long.

Maybe then there is a chance for economies of scale to kick in for the displays, technical competition and improvements in resolution without chucking everything out and starting from scratch again.

And I can connect it to a minimalist VNC client and be quite happy in my own little world (except that I've forgotten the keyboard chords, dang).

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Re: Making money in the metaverse

R&D have determined that we can fill upto 49% of the viewers' vision with ads and still keep the seizure rate below 5%, which Corporate says is an acceptable level.

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Re: Specs

The only reason to wear glasses is to see things that you otherwise would not, and - aside from cost (ouch, my bifocals) - they really are not much of a burden.

If you want to see the AR or VR, wearing glasses (not huge 1980's headset) is hardly a burden. If it is to you, then just accept that you are not that interested in the AR/VR and quietly ignore it.

Former chip research professor jailed for not disclosing Chinese patents

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Re: Don't talk to the police

That video has been cited quite often on El Reg - does anyone know of anything similar that covers non-US jurisdictions?

Meta slammed with eight lawsuits claiming social media hurts kids

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Re: Social media is killing us

Well, at least Usenet had *real* spam, with the same message being cross-posted to so many groups that all you'd see in your combined feed is the same thing, repeated ad nauseam: spam, spam, spam, spam (bloody vikings).

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Re: Social media is killing us

Usenet over UUCP was available in 1980.

If you take "The Internet" as being based upon TCP/IP, that switchover was made in 1983.

Even if you allow for the pre-TCP-only network as The Internet, it had very reduced availability compared to UUCP so was not used to carry Usenet traffic.

So Social Media was available to many (most?) well before The Internet was.

How one techie ended up paying the tab on an Apple Macintosh Plus

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Re: Oh, how ironic

Whoosh!

Alibaba sued for selling a 3D printer that overheated, caught fire, and killed a man

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Re: Utterly tragic, and it's awful someone lost their life without the chance to learn, but..

*Disposable* LED tape? Single-use LEDs? Yikes.

Meteoroid hits main mirror on James Webb Space Telescope

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Re: Starships doomed

Hence "They are armed with lasers? Those won't even get through our Navigation Shields!"

Reg hack attends holographic WebEx meeting, blows away Zoom fatigue

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Re: Holography?!

Came here to say the same thing.

In the late 80s I used to work with a chap whose Masters project was to calculate and plot diffraction patterns which were photo-reduced down to produce viewable holograms. We've been waiting since then for the display technology to get down to small enough scales to do this trick live, for the masses.

But at least the AR gadgets use stereoscopic 3D; that is a bit better than the - people - who try to claim that a Pepper's Ghost projection is a hologram (whether it is a cheap plastic pyramid on your mobile phone or a massive sheet of glass on stage at a hundred quid per ticket, it is just a parlour trick!)

Distrobox 1.3.0: Run (pretty much) any Linux distro under almost any other

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Re: Multiple distros

So you are not developing anything for those distros - and is that of any importance to anyone other than yourself?

Sick of Windows but can't afford a Mac? Consult our cynic's guide to desktop Linux

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Re: choose how the OS will annoy you

Youngsters? We were describing programs as "apps" forty-plus years ago (older and whiter beards may go back further than that).

Admittedly, we did also call some "utils" if they weren't deemed interesting enough to be "apps" and we used "tools" to create both the apps and the utils. And that just covers the software fit to go into one of the bins, of course. So I'll agree that the youngsters are failing to spot the subtle distinctions.

China’s top court calls for blockchain to record vast number of transactions

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Par for the course when blockchain is allowed on the links.

Perl Steering Council lays out a backwards compatible future for Perl 7

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Re: Backwards compatibility

Love the way that you are complaining about broken examples at the same time as demanding a change that will break even more examples.

And then consider someone asking the question "Is it my version of Perl?" - yes, it would be, if you had your way.

It is a shame if there are broken examples - but having found them, you have opened a ticket, haven't you? Or maybe even attached to the ticket a corrected version?

The Return of Gopher: Pre-web hypertext service is still around

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Re: Gopher never dies

I am, and so is my wife.

Microsoft tests ‘Suggested Actions’ in Windows 11. Insiders: Can we turn it off?

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> IMO, a good user interface should enable you to do what you want with minimal interference, and leave you alone unless it's needed

But then you won't get the full User Experience!

Just think of all the time, maybe even whole minutes, that their highly paid UX specialists put into the memo that forced the devs to code all those popups.

Don't hate on cryptomining, hate the power stations, say Bitcoin super-fans

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Re: Distraction

How about some comparative costs on a per-transaction or per-capita-actively-involved basis? How does it compare then?

Only a guess, but pretty sure there are more people getting more useful results out of tumble dryers than there are involved in cryptocurrency use.

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Re: Dang it Reg!

Looks like we need to start throwing some of that popcorn onto the heads of those in the pro-crypto seats, they are being uncharacteristically quiet. No fun at all.

SpaceX's Starlink service lands first aviation customer

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CC from Westchester County, New York

is going to find this hard to believe.

Microsoft plans to drop SMB1 binaries from Windows 11

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Re: ID theft

Paint me confused: you are concerned over ID theft and urge the use of extra layers of router to protect your encrypted NAS, but are also looking forwards to the day when you can just gleefully hand everything over to sit on someone else's computer? Just as soon as you get a fast enough upload speed so you don't keep them waiting in suspense.

Not to dis your diskette, but there are some unexpected sector holes

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Re: You were lucky

We used to get our holes from the supply they kept in the Albert Hall.

How to democratize ML? More public data, says MLCommons

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Opportunity lost

If we'd realised that the blasted things would actually become popular enough that people are learning to speak the way their smart dooodads expect, we could have had a concerted push for Blighty AI.

By now, we could've had Alexa users speaking RP, given Siri users purest Devonian and, of course, Cortana would only understand Brummy.

Review: Huawei's Matebook X Pro laptop is forgetful and forgettable

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Re: However

Starting to thing that you are trying to say that reviews should only compare two machines when they have the same CPU? What about if they have different amounts of RAM or different drive technologies?

Perhaps the only unbiased review is one where you refuse to compare two laptops because one has a dark grey shell and the other is more of a bluey grey?

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Re: However

The article compared the machine under review with another machine and pointed out that there is a distinct difference between their ability to cope with the sort of task that someone reading The Register is likely to be interested in.

That is pretty much a text-book example of telling your audience something relevant.

This is only a short End-User review of a commodity laptop, not a complete technical breakdown, so the precise reason *why* the difference in performance exists isn't really important.

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Re: However

He's testing how well the kit, as supplied, can support running a VM, not whether it works well when booted directly into Linux. Certainly not whether booting into Linux causes the CPU to be throttled.

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My Preciousss

new laptop, I got it for my birthday.

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Re: Come on

Come off it.

The only point you tried to make was to claim that the article author was being a shill and to do that you deliberately removed the context from the quote by removing the first part of the sentence.

Where or why or how Huawei gained that reputation is utterly irrelevant to the article so not something that I need to address.

You are, of course, free to babble on about it to you heart's content.

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Re: Come on

"Rightly or wrongly, Huawei has acquired a reputation for being a risky proposition, security-wise."

Please stop quoting half sentences just so you can be insulting to the author.

Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

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Re: I missed a lot of fun.

IIRC there was a character limit for (at least one) MS-DOS linker (7 usable chars?), so the compiler could tell the difference between longer names within a compilation unit but more colourful words were spoken when we tried to link each others units into an exe.

Unable to write 'Amusing Weekly Column'. Abort, Retry, Fail?

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Longer labels - but no buttons

The proper way, surely, is to give long and complete labels but not to draw anything around them that might give away the game that they are actually buttons.

Bonus points for an obvious Cancel button in the bottom right corner.

Brave takes the spring out of creepy bounce tracking

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Hopefully you are frustrated at the tracker redirects, not the work done by Brave.

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Re: Carbon tax

> The ad companies would just pass it on to their customers, the advertisers.

Who will pass it on to us, the end customer

Chinese rocket junk may have just smashed into Moon

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Down with libration

If we get all the junk to land on the same side, can we induce a slow spin on The Moon?

Purely in the hopes that, without a permanent Farside, we can get people to stop calling the Darkside!

BBC points Russians to the Tor version of itself

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Re: Fahrenheit 451

I got the ddos-guard page for a few seconds and was then passed on to enjoy (?!) the rest of the site.