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Perl Steering Council lays out a backwards compatible future for Perl 7

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Re: Backwards compatibility

Love the way that you are complaining about broken examples at the same time as demanding a change that will break even more examples.

And then consider someone asking the question "Is it my version of Perl?" - yes, it would be, if you had your way.

It is a shame if there are broken examples - but having found them, you have opened a ticket, haven't you? Or maybe even attached to the ticket a corrected version?

The Return of Gopher: Pre-web hypertext service is still around

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Re: Gopher never dies

I am, and so is my wife.

Microsoft tests ‘Suggested Actions’ in Windows 11. Insiders: Can we turn it off?

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> IMO, a good user interface should enable you to do what you want with minimal interference, and leave you alone unless it's needed

But then you won't get the full User Experience!

Just think of all the time, maybe even whole minutes, that their highly paid UX specialists put into the memo that forced the devs to code all those popups.

Don't hate on cryptomining, hate the power stations, say Bitcoin super-fans

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Re: Distraction

How about some comparative costs on a per-transaction or per-capita-actively-involved basis? How does it compare then?

Only a guess, but pretty sure there are more people getting more useful results out of tumble dryers than there are involved in cryptocurrency use.

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Re: Dang it Reg!

Looks like we need to start throwing some of that popcorn onto the heads of those in the pro-crypto seats, they are being uncharacteristically quiet. No fun at all.

SpaceX's Starlink service lands first aviation customer

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CC from Westchester County, New York

is going to find this hard to believe.

Microsoft plans to drop SMB1 binaries from Windows 11

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Re: ID theft

Paint me confused: you are concerned over ID theft and urge the use of extra layers of router to protect your encrypted NAS, but are also looking forwards to the day when you can just gleefully hand everything over to sit on someone else's computer? Just as soon as you get a fast enough upload speed so you don't keep them waiting in suspense.

Not to dis your diskette, but there are some unexpected sector holes

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Re: You were lucky

We used to get our holes from the supply they kept in the Albert Hall.

How to democratize ML? More public data, says MLCommons

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Opportunity lost

If we'd realised that the blasted things would actually become popular enough that people are learning to speak the way their smart dooodads expect, we could have had a concerted push for Blighty AI.

By now, we could've had Alexa users speaking RP, given Siri users purest Devonian and, of course, Cortana would only understand Brummy.

Review: Huawei's Matebook X Pro laptop is forgetful and forgettable

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Re: However

Starting to thing that you are trying to say that reviews should only compare two machines when they have the same CPU? What about if they have different amounts of RAM or different drive technologies?

Perhaps the only unbiased review is one where you refuse to compare two laptops because one has a dark grey shell and the other is more of a bluey grey?

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Re: However

The article compared the machine under review with another machine and pointed out that there is a distinct difference between their ability to cope with the sort of task that someone reading The Register is likely to be interested in.

That is pretty much a text-book example of telling your audience something relevant.

This is only a short End-User review of a commodity laptop, not a complete technical breakdown, so the precise reason *why* the difference in performance exists isn't really important.

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Re: However

He's testing how well the kit, as supplied, can support running a VM, not whether it works well when booted directly into Linux. Certainly not whether booting into Linux causes the CPU to be throttled.

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My Preciousss

new laptop, I got it for my birthday.

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Re: Come on

Come off it.

The only point you tried to make was to claim that the article author was being a shill and to do that you deliberately removed the context from the quote by removing the first part of the sentence.

Where or why or how Huawei gained that reputation is utterly irrelevant to the article so not something that I need to address.

You are, of course, free to babble on about it to you heart's content.

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Re: Come on

"Rightly or wrongly, Huawei has acquired a reputation for being a risky proposition, security-wise."

Please stop quoting half sentences just so you can be insulting to the author.

Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

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Re: I missed a lot of fun.

IIRC there was a character limit for (at least one) MS-DOS linker (7 usable chars?), so the compiler could tell the difference between longer names within a compilation unit but more colourful words were spoken when we tried to link each others units into an exe.

Unable to write 'Amusing Weekly Column'. Abort, Retry, Fail?

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Longer labels - but no buttons

The proper way, surely, is to give long and complete labels but not to draw anything around them that might give away the game that they are actually buttons.

Bonus points for an obvious Cancel button in the bottom right corner.

Brave takes the spring out of creepy bounce tracking

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Hopefully you are frustrated at the tracker redirects, not the work done by Brave.

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Re: Carbon tax

> The ad companies would just pass it on to their customers, the advertisers.

Who will pass it on to us, the end customer

Chinese rocket junk may have just smashed into Moon

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Down with libration

If we get all the junk to land on the same side, can we induce a slow spin on The Moon?

Purely in the hopes that, without a permanent Farside, we can get people to stop calling the Darkside!

BBC points Russians to the Tor version of itself

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Re: Fahrenheit 451

I got the ddos-guard page for a few seconds and was then passed on to enjoy (?!) the rest of the site.

Govt suggests Brits should hand passports to social media companies

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Re: Another suggestion.......

"Roll your own crypto" refers to inventing your own crypto algorithm, which Bruce Schneier makes very clear in his books, of course.

Reading the book, selecting an appropriate algorithm, finding a trusted implementation (ok, there are issues there), compiling it (at least the exe won't be *trivially* backdoored 'cos you read the code a bit?) and adding it to a comms program for you and for your friends to share isn't "rolling your own crypto".

Although doing all that is a bit OTT (but if you don't trust ssh etc, then go ahead).

UK internet pioneer Cliff Stanford has died

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RIP Cliff

Thanks for starting off the Internet Adventure for us.

Along with a work colleague, I jumped straight onto the tenner-a-month group pretty much the day it appeared on CIX. Evenings hacking away to tweak KA9Q, especially when Tony decided to give it a text-based windowing UI, for PC-DOS: we posted that to the CIX group. (I can't recall if my Amiga port was ever posted; it was a bit embarasssing, a text-based app on the Amiga, especially as it already had support for PPP, if only it'd work for me!). Having a 'Net connection allowed us to learn and apply otherwise theoretical network programming skills.

I hung onto a Demon account until the bitter end when email accounts were shut down (email address nostalgia over common sense, to be honest).

One decade, 46 million units: Happy birthday, Raspberry Pi

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Re: How many?

3 of them in a cupboard, doing nothing?

Hand 'em over, I can put them to use.

Apple seeks patent for 'innovation' resembling the ZX Spectrum, C64 and rPi 400

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Slap on some wooden side panels

that will be novel and patentable.

Ooh, look, a SOL-20. Gotta live a compact S100 bus.

Internet connection now required for Windows 11 Pro Insider setup

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Re: It's for your own good and you should want it to be too..

You are committing frequently into your development branch, aren't you?

(and that commit isn't just going into a locally held repository, is it?)

Alarm raised after Microsoft wins data-encoding patent

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Re: Just copying TV

I remember reading TV21 comic and being continually amazed at the idea of the spy (I forget the character's name) who opened his briefcase and switched on the screen in the lid. "How can you make a telly like that, it must be less than an inch thick and 18 inches across! Nah, impossible."

Intel's plan to license x86 cores for chips with Arm, RISC-V and more inside

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Re: Been there, done that

> Worst case you can emulate the instructions

Which is precisely what the Intel parts have done for a long time now anyway, so guess what a lot of their IP describes; looks like you'd get involved with them after all.

Car radios crashed by station broadcasting images with no file extension

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Re: Mazda's fault

Or just look at the first few bytes for the magic numbers, that is all that was needed here; no need for an extra metadata field to be included in the transmission.

To err is human. To really tmux things up requires an engineer

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Re: A good thing

When we moved house I had a happy week dropping cables from the loft into various wall cavities behind the plasterboard (most of the time spent probing to find whether there even was a cavity, bleeping cheap building practices mutter mutter). Felt very proud that I'd put coloured bands of tape evey few metres as each stretch was unrolled from the reel of dull grey. Even remembered to put bits of paper with the colour code into the little window on the wall panel above each socket. All very neat and tidy (well, except for the squid tentacles reaching into the back of the Ikea cupboard containing the patch panels).

Now, two spectacle prescriptions later, really wish that I'd written the codes onto HUGE labels and sod the teeny, tiny little window on the wall panels. Especially as, over the years, furniture and shelves slowly grew in front of the sockets in every room, leaving them in permanent shadow!

New York Times outlays seven-figure sum for 1,900 lines of JavaScript – yes, we mean Wordle

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Re: hangman

We called it "Cows and Bulls" using four digit numbers in the margins of our exercise books.

No, I've not read the screen. Your software must be rubbish

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Re: Simples...

Wish I could find a programmatic workflow that could reliably find the best (whatever that means in context) section of an image to crop and resize in order to make a decent thumbnail.

Crack team of boffins hash out how e-scooters should sound – but they need your help*

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Val Doonican's

version of the Marvelous Toy, select excerpts thereof:

I.e.

"Zip" when it moves, and "Bop" when it stops, and "Whirrr" when it stands still.

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Re: Soooo close

'Ere, I want a word with you!

Joe Danger rides to the rescue as ageing title tugs at the heartstrings

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Backwards compatibility

is not a thing in the iOS world?

Not having an iOS device I have no idea how much it changes between releases (and my Android device hasn't updated for years, so don't know much about that either) but I had the impression that Apple frowned upon apps not following the published rules or they wouldn't get into the store. So I'm assuming that this game wasn't poking bits of memory it oughtn't, which would have been *the* reason to not be surprised it didn't just continue working.

Naively assuming that, just because a PC exe I've not bothered recompiling since 1999 still runs as well today as it did back then (doing its rather dull task), 'phone apps might have a decent longevity as well.

Whatever the case, Very Well Done Indeed to the bods at Hello Games.

Windows boss Panos Panay talks up 'new era of the PC' – translation: An era of new PCs

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Re: Was it only me ?

Can the little red demons share the popcorn?

You can have some of our weak lemon drink.

UK government opens consultation on medic-style register for Brit infosec pros

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There are plenty of medical procedures you can perform without needing to be GMC registered - everything in the First Aider's course for starters - and including sticking people with needles.

What counts as First Aid level for security? Something easy that anyone can learn that will help patch up a simple hole, such as running a port scan? Somehow, that doesn't seem likely.

The comparison to the GMC is ridiculous. My wife, the doctor, was not impressed.

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Re: The new system

> computer security is nowhere near as complicated as the human body

At least the human body isn't changing every few months and you can generally rely on finding the same parts at the same locations (maybe some bits missing) all made of the same materials as in the next patient. Version changes are quite predictable over time (puberty).

Windows box won't boot? SystemRescue 9 may help

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Re: Mounting the EFI partition

> It won't fix it

Well, you can access the files there, so if you have a fix for one of them you can apply it.

> You can't copy it

File-by-file? It is just a mounted drive, file copy (from an admin command line) works, except for a couple that appear to be "busy" (/EFI/Microsoft/Boot/BCD and BCD.LOG). gzip'ing works.

Entire partition? dd has just created an image of the EFI partition for me and ImDisk happily mounted that.

> or rebuild it from scratch

I'm not going to verify this by doing it today, but when I was setting this PC up late last year dd'ing the image back to the partition seemed to work; hopefully it really did and there won't be any surprises coming my way.

> or resize it

is anyone really surprised about that? If you are doing anything that requires resizing the EFI then you are surely way beyond just settng up a simple Windows box (there is still space left after Windows and a couple of other OSes) and would expect to use something external to Windows to manipulate partitions (after all, Disk Management is bleep all help with the UFS or ext4 partitions a well).

Anyway, fiddling with the EFI partition from within the OS that you just booted from said partition always feels rather precarious (especially with Windows keeping those "BCD" files in use all the time!) so thanks for pointing us towards SystemResue 9, another arrow in the old quiver.

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Mounting the EFI partition

Maybe I'm missing something (in which case some kind soul will correct me, I'm sure) but if you want to get at the EFI partition from Windows 10, at least, don't you just use mountvol?

mountvol Z: /S

(run as Administrator) seems to do the job. Not sure about fixing it, but you can certainly make a mess of things by just by blindly fiddling with the contents of the newly mounted Z drive...

Throw away your Ethernet cables* because MediaTek says Wi-Fi 7 will replace them

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Re: The answer is more power

LiFi + more power + security features = sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads.

Wolfing down ebooks during lockdown? You might want to check out Calibre, the Swiss Army ebook tool

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Hate how it wants to copy and RENAME all the files

I stopped using Calibre because it insisted on copying and renaming the ebooks, except when it decided not to because there was already a copy in another format and it decided that it would be better to let Calibre repeat the conversion from the first copy it came across rather than, say, ask or find out which copy had the best quality.

I have the ebooks already sorted into directories that group them by purchase - a lot of Humble Bundles, for example - and it makes it nice and easy then to check things like "are there any items I've not yet downloaded from Humble?" when even the really lazy way works (kick off the downloads but click "no" when told the file already exists and do I want to overwrite it).

Other files have names that were changed when downloaded, usually to keep the numeric file id from the original source (downloaded hardware manuals, research papers, LEGO build instructions etc) but tack on some more meaningful info as well (LEGO set number - not the same as the file id - set name, booklet number x of y; or subject matter, main authors, year published, which proceedings). All really useful info when the file is sitting on an SD card to go into one of the ereaders. Most of which is lost when you let Calibre get its hands on the file. Or some weirdness means every paper is renamed "1980 Proceedings on Ferret Wrangling" so they are all copies of the same thing and only one need be kept.

I can see Calibre working well if you are happy to let it take over your files or you are happy to just keep two copies of everything. Maybe I'll just buy enough file server drives that the duplication seems acceptable.

Or, best of all, you will all chime in and point out that Calibre has had a "leave my files alone" flag for years now.

Microsoft sends HoloLens 2 into a care home... Nope, not a headline gag about retiring the tech. They actually did this

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Re: What changes

+ an assistant with a phone means more man-power per examination

+ if the patient is in a confused state of mind, it can be frightening to be examined; having someone wearing ugly glasses trying to get a look at the bit that hurts is far more natural and easier to understanding, and comply with, than trying to get a good view with a phone

Relatively unobtrusive head-mounted cameras and displays have been around, in small numbers, for decades and these sorts of applications have been tried before; no need to believe that Hololens is any more special than just being the one that is currently available. Except that maybe, finally, some of these use-cases may be practical, even if only for a small subset of the care sector.

The military have had their own designs for decades as well, they have no need to think about Hololens except in that it may be cheaper and available in greater numbers. The military ones I've, briefly, tried - decades ago - were definitely not unobtrusive!

If you want less CGI and more real effects in movies, you may get your wish: Inflatable film studio to orbit Earth

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Space just looks so fake

What are the chances that they'll end up tugging the actors around on elastic because the focus group says that just leaving all the motion up to Sir Isaac "doesn't look believable to the theater-going public"?

Alexa and Webex to hitch a ride around the Moon on Artemis I – what could possibly go wrong?

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Suggested listening

"Travelator (Part 2)" from "The Time Machine"

"Where are you taking me?" ... "Why keep me in the dark?" ... "Are we there yet?"

You wood not believe what a Japanese logging company and university want to use to build a small satellite

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Re: At last

Cork has been, and still is, a material used in heatshields, including ablative layers.

Planning for power cuts? That's strictly for the birds

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Re: (plus two Amazons)

They would be ruthless.

Edge computing set for growth – that is, when we can agree what it is

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Re: Everybody's already said what I was thinking...

Space for a hip new job, roller-skating from office to office in the City carrying blank quarter inch cartridges to supply Just-In-Time Tape-as-a-Service?

Epoch-alypse now: BBC iPlayer flaunts 2038 cutoff date, gives infrastructure game away

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> The RTC format is determined by the actual chip used, generally it will be some representation of time in a wall clock-style format, i.e. separate fields for year, month ... minutes, seconds.

True.

> Regardless it gets converted to some other representation after being read.

Oh, if only that were universally true. Having worked on an embedded system that is still in use, timestamping every 40ms using the RTC format plus an extra centisecs field. Then they continue using that format to do temporal arithmetic and comparisons against user-defined durations. Some very weird times were reported from that lot (not least data collected in 1720, 1820, 1920 ...).

Only dealing with shifting the epoch to push back the 2038 End Of Time would have been a pipedream.

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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Re: It's a sad day for this IT rag...

The vinyl LPs were (probably still are, if I knew where I'd put them) Jolly Good Fun as well. Nicely demonstrated how Mr Adams was unable to restrain himself from never quite telling the story the same way twice.

Mine has the yellow duck in the pocket.