Posts by Slacker1452

BOFH: In the event of a conference, the ninja clause always applies

Honour?

In a Salesman?

I almost spat my beer out!

BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling?

A Cunning Plan?

Plan?I suspect that the boss has been taken as a Cupid Stunt once again - by jove, he snuffed it in 95!

BOFH: The Board members are looking very ill these days

Late but maybe relevant

vegan - that would be onion bhaji's - a win/win scenario!

BOFH: The Boss has a new watch – move readiness to DEFCON 2

Re: Queuing at midnight...

the only queueing for releaseat midnightthat ever worked for.me was the.night before my (then) GF`s 16th ~ obviously helped by being a queue of one!

Facebook may soon reveal new name – we're sure Reg readers will be more creative than Zuck's marketroids

The House

They already have a chief executive who does what he wants & a Supreme Court that they selectively ignore, throw in the 3rd piller & no one will notice when they ultimately merge!

I for one, welcome our new dystopian masters!

Re: Engender your own parent

Think share structures - currently he has majority votes but minority shares - a quiet exit?!??

Facebook fined £50m in UK for 'conscious' refusal to report info and 'deliberate failure to comply' during Giphy acquisition probe

Re: Facebook reeks despite the name change

I think you mean SellafieldBook :)