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Brit mathematician lets AI agent loose with credit card – cue password leaks, CAPTCHA chaos and more

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FAIL

Hogwash

The agent designed a mug and launched an online shop, "and we hadn't told her how to do any of this," said Fry, "she just figured it out."

Nonsense. *It* didn't figure anything out. It followed text instructions from the Internet on how to setup an online shop, multiples of which exist.

Locked, stocked, and losing budget: AI vendor lock-in bites back

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Re: The damage done to early adopters will be hard to repair

Ha, I'm now tempted to buy a couple of shares in various companies and at their next AGMs submit proposals that the board is replaced by AI, thus increasing shareholder value... :-D

Lego throws its own Hail Mary

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Re: Lego age ratings

Pretty much all children's toys come with an age *recommendation*. It's a guide, not a rule in the way film classification is.

If a boardgame says ages 9-99, a police firearms team doesn't burst in to your home if you let an 8 year old or David Attenborough play it.

Attackers are cashing in on fresh 'CopyFail' Linux flaw

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Re: Has it been fixed? If so, in which kernel versions, please.

Indeed, just tested the exploit PoC from copy.fail on a Debian server (not yet patched) and it didn't work.

Ask.com, former home of search butler Jeeves, closes just as conversational search comes back

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Unhappy

Re: old man

One day all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

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Re: Maths

Using pre-computed values, usually in a look-up-table, is a standard optimisation technique (speed at cost of memory usually), this is not cheating at all.

Obviously you know this, but the people administrating the test should have too.

ICANN opens applications for new generic top-level domains for the first time since 2012

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.twats

If I win the lottery, I'm buying the above as a new gTLD.

anthropic.twats

corporate.twats

ai.twats

Etc.

There's a stronger Anglo-Saxon word I'd prefer but I doubt ICANN would go for it despite throwing money at them.

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Re: Are TLDs still relevant?

I understand what you mean, however I'd point out that there are still a couple of TLDs with a geographic requirement in order to register. For example, .eu, .co.uk/.org.uk, .ie (IINM).

Which was one the minor effects of Brexit - British entities could no longer hold a .eu domain.

Two men charged over series of arson attacks on 5G masts

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Re: What I really hate about these folks...

"Do your own research" is like "Roll your own encryption".

You've got to be a fecking idiot to think that you're somehow better than a group of experts.

Arguably, if doing your own research is reading what experts in the field of interest say, then it's not a problem.

We all here have to research things at work, even if it's a simple RTFM with experimentation.

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WTF?

Section them

Under the mental health act. Obviously delusional and a risk to themselves and/or others.

They can then hopefully get the professional help they very much need.

UK govt dept sent a document 'in error.' Now it's being used in a £370M contract lawsuit

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Sopra Steria

Sounds like something you need to go to the doctors for and get a course of antibiotics.

More ancient Linux device support faces the chop

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Frame Size

After making myself slightly less ignorant about ATM by reading the corresponding wiki page, I'm highly amused to why ATM's frame size was 53 octets.

48 bytes was chosen as a compromise, despite having all the disadvantages of both proposals and the additional inconvenience of not being a power of two in size.

GitHub opts all CLI users into telemetry collection whether they want it or not

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Re: "no solid list of data points that might be included"

Opt-out rather than opt-in of collecting of personal data* isn't lawful in the EU either so far as I know (IANAL).

[*] In some European jurisdictions, IP addresses are also considered personal info

Anthropic tests how devs react to yanking Claude Code from Pro plan

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Re: Why is this (not) a surprise?

On the plus-side, all the recent caps, limits, and subscription changes may very well be the very beginning of the end for the whole "AI" over-hyped shit-show.

Liquidate any MSCI World holdings and get your popcorn ready.

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If I am paying US$200/month for the Max25 plan, you'd think I am "paying my way".

Except you're probably causing (unintentionally) $2000+/month in compute costs.

Prices have to increase and/or service reduced, or servers need to magically become a fraction of their current costs, or the "AI" companies are going to go pop when the speculator money dries up.

Using the password 'admin123' wasn't as bad as sharing it on Slack

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Pint

Re: I'm surprised...

Ha, beat me to it!

Shoe company says it's getting into AI infrastructure and yes this is the top

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Headmaster

there's still no clear, obvious, technical use for the blockchain or cryptocurrency in general

Arguably in principal it's just as valid as any other medium of exchange.

Way back, before speculation pushed prices to stupid, transferring value via bitcoin was cheaper than other methods (PayPal, WU).

I'd also point out the current situation where the vast majority of transactions are in the control of a small number of US firms (Visa et al) is such that it's causing people to look at alternatives, as reported in this publication. Not saying that crypocurrency is the answer here, to be clear.

Server-room lock was nothing but a crock

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Well done

Well done to the junior sysop for applying the monkey test - a key part of QA.

Fake Linux leader using Slack to con devs into giving up their secrets

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Re: About this IP: 2.26.97.61

Play2Go = Dodgy as fuck.

Company apparently registered in Dubai. Wiki in Russian and accepts payment in roubles.

2.26.97.61 appears to be currently assigned to a machine in Finland BTW.

I'd consider blocking all 69 IP-blocks associated with them : https://www.abuseipdb.com/check/AS215439

Icon - burn it with fire.

Amazon rewards loyal Kindle devotees by closing the book on old e-readers

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Re: Most of the money goes to the author?

If your doing print-on-demand (which "self-publish" from Heyrick strongly implies) rather than investing ¤1000s in a print run, then a physical book costing $10 or less on Amazon will result in small change for the author per sale.

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Quality batteries

If there's really loads of people still using 14+ year old devices, that at least says something positive about the battery quality of said devices.

As a general rule of thumb, I'd not expect a portable device to go much past 7 years without becoming too degraded in useability.

My SO has a venerable Samsung S2 tablet that still technically works, except of course the battery life is now miserable and it's no longer really a practical portable device.

Cloudflare previews 'EmDash' – an AI-driven rebuild of WordPress in TypeScript

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Re: Hmmm, I'm torn

I'd say because it's:

a) Free

b) Straightforward to install

c) Runs on a common, cheaply available, stack (PHP+MySQL)

d) large ecosystem of themes and plugins, which causes an avalanche effect

e) Usability - the backend is straightforward

I've experience of other CMSs which after a lengthy install (as opposed to WP's beginner friendly install-screens) you're presented with a white screen of death (WP works on a basic level out-of-the-box) without further work, and the backend requires 2 weeks of training for non-technical users.

I'm not saying it's good (it doesn't play well with composer for example), but it does get some things right.

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Re: Hmmm, I'm torn

In all fairness, the wordpress core isn't bad these days, and criticall, things do get patched.

It's 3rd party plugins that tend to the souce of security holes.

BOFH: Are you ready to raise our expense account limits now?

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Re: "Feel free to add a little something for yourself..."

Nothing like a good BOfHing on a Friday.

Struggling to put your AI aversion into words? Here's a handy glossary

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Boffin

Re: Look at the bright side.

There are various hypothetical scenarios for ending capitalism.

Some are a lot more painful and messy than others.

It's also only a good thing if it is replaced by a system that is less bad, and that probably requires some groundwork on an alternative beforehand.

The acelerationist approach tends to be pretty irresponsible IMO - an "AI" induced collapse of capitalism would likely result in a lot of suffering (of the wrong people) and a worse situation than what we have now. I could be wrong of course, but I'm not that optimistic.

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Destroy all clankers!

Destroy the clankers!

End the slop!

For a Butlerian Revolt!

No prizes for guessing my opinion on "AI" :-D .

In the name of science: Boffins build fart-tracking undies

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Coat

Re: Only 32?

Only if you have perfect pitch

D minor, the saddest of keys.

Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds

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Black Helicopters

Hardware switches for WiFi, camera, and microphone on a laptop sound like a good thing to me.

A pain of course if your l-users cause problems with them.

Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: I'll pass this on to management

Gus from Drop the Dead Donkey (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_the_Dead_Donkey)

Royal Navy races to arm ships against drone threat

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Re: RFI?

I'll accept, of course, your factual points.

Could you then please explain why the Navy is requesting an anti-drone system for it's ships with such a short desired delivery time, as the article covers?

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Mushroom

Re: RFI?

Yeah, you'd think that they've thought about drone defense already, at least since the drone-dominated Ukraine war got under way.

Generals (and Admirals apparently) are always preparing to fight the previous war....

Bundle of human neurons hooked to silicon learns to stumble through Doom

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Stop

Reaching the boundary

There's a big difference between can and should.

They've shown with the experiment that they can do this sort of thing; there's no evidence that they've addressed if it should be done.

Bootleg Windows, Office scheme crashes, triggers 22-month lockup for Florida woman

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Re: 22 months and a 50K fine?

$5 million for Microsoft COA labels between 2018 and 2023

If we assume a 100% markup, that would be ~ $333K each (3 people are named in the article) per annum, before taxes and business expenses. Not too bad.

I wonder who is losing out in this scheme - I'd guess the OEMs purchasing bulk licensing from MS from which some of fall off a back of a lorry.

Worried Europeans can now cut Azure's phone cord completely

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Re: Wrong vocabulary

Taking an umbrella with you because it's cloudy doesn't make one paranoid of rain, even if in the end it stays dry.

Work experience kids messed with manager's PC to send him to Ctrl-Alt-Del hell

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Re: Old Nokia phones

Given Welsh's similarity to Cornish (and Breton for that matter), maybe it was an easy mistake to make.

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Re: Old Nokia phones

It's amazing how many cashpoints and self-service supermarket tills are still English-only. There are exceptions that offer Welsh and usually at least one other language (Polish used to be common) but it's far from being the majority as far as I can see.

Is that lawful that cashpoints and tills are monolingual in Wales? Welsh Language Act?

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Re: cabbages

I'm my country we awarded a former prime minister a lettuce for saying really stupid things

I think in your country you awarded a lettuce the prime-ministership....

Agile Manifesto turns 25 – just in time for vibe coding to test it

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Re: Vibe coding: massive tech debt generator?

Agree.

Agile relies on a small or smallish team, good communication, and a PM that works for the team removing obstacles.

River project swims against the Wayland tide with modular window management

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Re: When it gets to the point where you can use 'export DISPLAY=remotebox.lan:0.0' let me know

So, you're telling us that your problem is that a piece of software that you don't actually use doesn't have a feature you want.

Do you want to swap problems?

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Re: When it gets to the point where you can use 'export DISPLAY=remotebox.lan:0.0' let me know

I don't have to "admit" to anything, having absolutely nothing to do with Wayland (or Xorg for that matter).

I "realize" [sic] that there's a piece of software that has different features to it's alternative (at this point in time).

I'll make the observation that the most used GUI unixy devices are Android phones and tablets, which don't use X and don't do networked display out of the box. The most used desktop GUI unixey system is MacOS which uses Quartz and IINM also doesn't run over the network.

If you want network capability in Wayland, get busy with those pull requests. Or demand a refund.

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Re: When it gets to the point where you can use 'export DISPLAY=remotebox.lan:0.0' let me know

Ever used a GUI application?

Yes, regularly. My desktop machine at home runs Mint with Cinnamon (previously FreeBSD).

However, I've personally never had the need to run a graphical program on a *remote* machine. Web interface on say the router might be the exception (and it's not that remote, couple of meters maybe), though that's not a full XServer obviously.

In the particular use-case above, that of checking the status of a Raspberry, a GUI isn't required at all. If the use-case was editing video, that'd be a different matter.

In my experience, generally machines than have a GUI aren't remotely accessed, and remotely accessed devices aren't running a graphics server. I've never used the remote x feature despite now decades of using unixey systems.

I'll gladly accept that some people do use it, but I'll propose that they're in a minority.

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Re: When it gets to the point where you can use 'export DISPLAY=remotebox.lan:0.0' let me know

Or you could just SSH in normally and run htop (for example) in the console?

GitHub appears to be struggling with measly three nines availability

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Re: It's cos it's running on...

I think you missed the icon used for my comment above.

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It's cos it's running on...

... MS-359!

Codeberg or self-hosted Gitlab is the way to go.

Dijkstra’s algorithm won’t be replaced in production routers any time soon

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More of this sort of thing

This is the sort of article that keeps me reading El Reg, well done.

Knuth also warns that "Premature optimization is the root of all evil". Sometimes that applies postmature.

BBC bumps telly tax to £180 as Netflix lurks with cheaper tiers

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Re: could go PPV

I do wonder why you Jellied Eel spend time around here.

I doubt you work in IT (except maybe as a PHB).

If you'd a modicum of social intelligence, you'd realise from the consistent downvotes (not just this thread) that you're probably in the wrong place and go hang out somewhere else (Dailymail maybe?) where your presence would be more welcome.

Romanian rail workers accused of bribery turned to ChatGPT for legal tips

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Re: I'd love to see an example defence statement

Jury trials are one of the UK's few plus points.

Which is probably why they're trying to get rid of them.

'The EU runs on Microsoft' – and Uncle Sam could turn it off, claims MEP

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Re: Reality bites

Canada's plan if invaded by the US (again?) appears to be to go for guerrilla tactics. (E.g. https://thedefensepost.com/2026/01/21/canada-military-us-invasion/ )

Given the reputation of Canadian fighters, the US would probably experience a snowy Vietnam and lose.

Keep your elbows up my Canadian friends!

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Mushroom

Re: Reality bites

While the UK's Trident WoMD can be fired without permission from the US, the USA could nuclearly disarm the UK over (a probably fairly short) time by simply no longer providing support or maintenance for the actual missiles. The warheads themselves being obviously not much use if you can't launch them.

Coming up with a new equivalent missile system and retro-fitting the subs would take a not insignificant amount of time and money.

Icon -> obvious

Ghost gun legislation casts shadow over 3D printing

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Re: So restrict ammo?

This is why there shouldn't be regulation - for anybody "courageous" enough to use a 3D-printed (plastic!) firearm, the problem will *handily* take care of itself in most cases.

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