* Posts by rob@bofh.co.nz

4 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2021

BOFH: Zen and the art of battery replacement

rob@bofh.co.nz

Hmm fresh out of a suitable UPS battery

Do have some rather dodgy fork truck lead acid battery packs that I might be able to call into service....

BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right

rob@bofh.co.nz

Wind turbine syndrome!

Ah yes… I must remember that for Monday and identify a few bean counters with that complaint

I’m sure I can cure them in a short order of time with my trusty cattle prod

BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself

rob@bofh.co.nz

Hmmm, call me old fashioned, but I do prefer chicken wire, concerete and a boat to drop the food off to the crabs and sea life off the coast a much more environmentally sound method of cleaning up after dealing with a sales person…

Even more fun if they are still moving whilst dropping them off…

BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.

rob@bofh.co.nz

Hmmm never quite had any contact with any random number devices for beancounters, but have played with some curious devices that all had the prefix BIDxxxx

And some of them get Stroppy when you move them and they are switched on…

And then the people get stroppy with you for moving them whist switched on, and then you point out what flaming idiot wanted to put them in a Land Rover and test it on a off road exercise

Ok, so I rolled the landrover… it was a a valid test!….. kinda…