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Firefly returns for season two.
This is just a magnetorque coil plus some marketing.
You are GWB and I claim my £2
Love how they have a careers section.
Sounds like you don't actually need a database at all.
> sabretooth tigers and cave bears
And dinosaurs. Don’t forget the dinosaurs.
Should've called it C2AP
Obviously faked. I mean: just look at that shadow.
The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics disagrees with you.
Yep, one of their best. Perfect on Sunday mornings.
And everyone has one. If ET was flying around in his UFO, there would be plenty of footage.
... until one of my human slaves gets off of their fat lazy arse and opens it for me.
Honestly, you can't get the staff these days.
It's all a tad disappointing.
There once was a lady named Jill ...
In metal? Like this?
"Whät wöüld yöü hävë dönë ïf thïs wäs ä bömb?"
Angela Lansbury was a Vorlon agent.
How else do you explain the ruthless efficiency?
Attack of the Zombie Nyarlathotep meets the blind idiot technophiles from Mars, part 2: The Return!
Yes, well, it's "facts" like that that ruin my joke.
Have an upvote.
... before anybody thought of putting wheels on a suitcase.
And now this. Feels like humanity's going backwards.
It might be fine to wash the phone down with chlorine and hold it next to your ear in the USA. Not in Europe.
---> since it's Friday
I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves,
Get-get-get on your nerves.
[repeat ad nauseam]
I'm amazed they didn't provide a link.
I used to love Trumpton as a kid. It's easy to forget Lemmy wrote the theme tune.
Here he is on set: <https://www.friday-fun.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/2634-celebs.jpg>
A rather suspiciously-shaped rocket crafted by Jein for Flesh Gordon – Click to … enlarge^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hengorge
Never ... because it makes a donkey out of you and me.
Drokk, I think you've invented the Lawgiver. "Heatseeker!".
All locations would be: bum.fuck.willy.poo
♪ I need a Kaiju, I'm holding out for a Kaiju 'til the end of the night ♪
There's an xkcd for that - https://xkcd.com/2321/
Tritium? Wasn't she the one with the annoying voice from Hitchhiker's Guide?
Only if you have all the email history available. And, even then it's a lot of work.
Pretend you only have the one email - this is why top-posting is bad.
... "Anashkin Skywalker"
Let's hope the dark-side is not too tempting.
Show the on-call person the love: Friday afternoon into a bank holiday weekend.
Think that’s how you get rescued from the loose face-hugger.
Lovely stuff, well done :)
> Gatefold sleeves
Yeah, man. It's really hard to skin up on an mp3.
I remember it as:
An ex is a has-been and a spurt is a drip under pressure.
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World ... should've used a W
"The blue bird logo ... was constructed like a geometrical diagram, from 15 overlapping circles."
Just like the Sydney Opera House. Except in 2d. Nice.
It doesn't make any sense to me.
So, it must be Perl.
What an awful image.
... But where is the "... Click to enlarge"?
Fry: "How deep can this thing go?"
Professor Farnsworth: "This is a spaceship: its pressure rating is between one and zero"
But, that would mean that there would've been unexpected garbage early on.
Was the installer only scanning the log file at the very end of the install process?
I asked MOTHER. The crew are expendable.
Not really a job either.
More like a suck-hobby.
Ah, so like that unidirectional oxygen-free copper. I have that in my hi-fi speaker cables.
And there goes my evening :)
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