* Posts by Lil Endian

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California DMV hits brakes on Cruise's SF driverless fleet after series of fender benders

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*Sniff Sniff*

The [California Public Utilities Commission] had been moving against vocal opposition from police, firefighters, and other city agencies when it voted to expand the hours of operation for GM Cruise and Waymo robo-taxis in San Francisco.

*Sniff Sniff*

What's that? It's the smell of dodgy lucre in brown envelopes.

High severity vuln in WinRAR could allow code to run when files are opened

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Good Find

Good find and well handled. Good job goodbyeselene and RARLAB.

Moscow makes a mess on the Moon as Luna 25 probe misses orbit, lands with a thud

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Let's Hope...

They dropped a clanger. Hopefully they didn't drop any Clangers!

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Re: Hmmm

Yeah, bloody 90 and working on a high profile project! Talk about squeezing the very last bit of toothpaste from the tube!

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Re: Hmmm

You might have hit the nail on the head there HG -

From The Independent: Russian scientist who worked on Putin’s failed moon mission rushed to hospital

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NASA used Russian Soyuz

Only after a hearty breakfast of Froot Loops!

Fuel leak? Nine times out of ten, no problem! The tenth time... Problem!

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Re: "rushed attempt"?

Well, except maybe if you're Capita. -->

South Korea's biggest mobile telco says 5G has failed to deliver on its promise

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Blackpool Already Has 6G, Honest!

Blackpool is already 6Ged up according to some charlatans. Other than being marketing criminality, which has caught the eye of the Advertising Standards Authority, it's rather amusing. They install a small box on the customer's sucker's roof. It has a pretty blue LED in it, presumably to warn off low flying aircraft!

Google 'wiretapped' tax websites with visitor traffic trackers, lawsuit claims

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Re: El Reg has possibly better ways to track anyway

..."build your own website" services such as Wordpress.

Even worse, by far IMHO, are offers like Wix. Talk about vendor lock in! Websites are not my main thing, although I've done a "few" over the years. But I do like helping start-ups. The number of times I've heard "I've got so far with my site, but I'm stuck, and time's running short! Can you help...?". "Ah feck! You're using Wix. We cannot migrate that, and it won't go further towards your needs. Your many weeks of effort are for nought." And that hurts when a start-up is banging out 95+ hours a week.

[Disclaimer: I've not tried migrating from Wix for a couple of years. I'm *cough* sure *cough* they've sorted that out by now...]

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Google promises the moon...

...a better moon, the real moon...

Google promises the real Moon better, but Samsung delivers!

[Spoiler: it's snake oil!]

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Re: Sue You, Jimmy!

Serendipity dumped me a long time ago! Fond memories though!

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Sue You, Jimmy!

Okay, so Google could be sued for holding data illegally, but did they design those sites and place the beacon poxels there? Shirley it's the website stakeholders (eg "H&R Block, TaxAct, and TaxSlayer, among others") that are liable for the inclusion of the facilitating intercept[1] code on their sites, sue them FFS!

[1] Nope, can't even put wiretap in quotes.

BOFH: Zen and the art of battery replacement

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Re: Danger of escalation alert

You haven't seen Dame Edna taking the chicane at Monza in high heels...

...fighting an overtaking duel with the ever buxom Cupid Stunt. It's drag racing in the best possible taste!

What DARPA wants, DARPA gets: A non-hacky way to fix bugs in legacy binaries

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Re: Beware the perils of space

"...staring blankly at hex dumps of assorted ROMs... I totally hear what you're saying abend0c4!

That made me think of the Acorn Atom (that I still have) which has a free (EP)ROM slot that can take a daughter board, seating eight ROMs, individually selectable. That's populated with ROMs for disassembly, hex dumps etc etc. Ah! I know that blank stare all too well!

About your point, space, yep! Not a discipline that someone who's only banged out some C#/.NET spaghetti is going to manage too well, me thinks!

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Re: Beware the perils of space

Likewise for me with the Atari 8-bits - using DLIs/VBIs to kajiggle the colour palettes to get more colours per video mode.

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Re: Americans and their love for cool sounding abbreviations...

I'd suggest "Geeks and their love for cool sounding abbreviations..." as I must confess I'm partial to an acronym. Who am I kidding, every hacker knows that projects start with sub-zero acronyms! One of my favourites was FLAMES (Fundamental Logical Algorithmically Mapped Encryption Structures), which was basically a data structure used to compare "components" using bitwise operations for speed. Or so I told myself :)

Boffins reckon Mars colony could survive with fewer than two dozen people

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Step Outside

SK won't "step outside", won't even get in the octagon with Schmuckerblurb!

Ding! Ding! -->

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Re: Why do people call a small outpost a colony ?

Ah! You mean like "cheese" in the US is equivalent to "polymer" in England, or "nom de dieu de merde" in France!

Gotcha! Thanks katrinab :)

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Re: Obvious?

A missed opportunity perhaps?

I'd plan for a few "extra specials" to go, a Space Karen for example. Get 'em all up there, we can stay here in peace!

Icon, because party time!

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Re: Why do people call a small outpost a colony ?

Well, I reckon it's a Left Pondian Cousins' thang - references to "cities" in an odd way too by my reckoning. Example: while heading north on I1 around Lauderdale, I pass a sign reading "Welcome to Sunrise City, Pop. 312", less than 10 seconds later "Thank you for visiting Sunrise City!"

Now that's enthusiasm!

[NB: "Sunrise City" is a Lil Regomization - can't remember the name, but it was "Sunsomething City"!!]

Not call: Open source gurus urge you to dump Zoom

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What's The Cloud...

...ever done for us, eh? Eh?!

Well, yeah, it gave us input sanitisation...

And the Superhighways, they're all new...

And I can download Wine too...

Google Chrome to shield encryption keys from promised quantum computers

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Devon O'Brien

I love it when he teams up with Weegie Boyle!

Shifting to two-factor auth is hard to do. GitHub recommends the long game

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Opt-Out

For a change, opt-out!

Don't make 2FA mandatory, make it opt out. If I really want to put my pressssious code out there, on a public facing nexus, without decent auths, well... I can.

Astronaut-menacing sunstorm spotted rippling across inner solar system

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Re: Nobody could have predicted the Tsunami

I'm sure I wouldn't like to be airborne in a fly-by-wire plane at the time of such an incident!

I found this an interesting read, from EarthSky: How likely is another Carrington Event? Following "proper" scientific form, there's no unsupported declaration of any certainty of knowledge :)

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...sending humans into space is incredibly risky.

I get the risks are compounded, but a lack of oxygen seems fairly risky to me on its own - just a little speck of debris travelling at v to the wrong place at the wrong time...

Anyhoo, when Zapp Brannigan's in charge, every mission is a suicide mission.

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Re: How do you like your astronaut?

It could be depressing, but sometimes it's good to toast the idea of being blue...

BOFH: WELCOME TO COLOSSAL SERVER ROOM ADVENTURE!!

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That'll teach the H&S drone to be such a stick in the MUD.

Japanese supermarket watches you shop so AI can suggest more stuff to buy

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"engaging, consumer-friendly experience"

Well, then you have far too many self-service checkouts and not enough traditional ones.

I call bullshit. You don't want "engaging, consumer-friendly experience" at all, you want lower overheads.

And like self-service, your new upselling tech can just fuck off.

Voyager 2 found! Deep Space Network hears it chattering in space

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Re: Reset?

You can check against our workings from the article "We've lost our probe!" last Monday;

Draco's calcs: https://forums.theregister.com/post/4704486

Yours Truly: https://forums.theregister.com/post/4705186

[I made it 1.125B km - but looking back I'm not sure my inputs were correct!]

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Re: Reset?

Cheers!

Er, did I do a booboo? More than happy to be corrected.

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Re: Reset?

...my guess would be yes... -- Your guess would be correct!

Calculate apparent magnitude: m = (M-5) + (log10(d*5))

Where:

m = apparent magnitude

d = distance in parsecs

M = abs magnitude

So,

(M) Abs Mag Sol = 4.75

(d) V2 distance = 134 AU = 0.0006496456 pc

m = (4.75 - 5) + (log10(0.0006496456 * 5))

m = -0.25 + -2.48835349431

m = -2.23835349431

Taking Sirius[1] app mag from Earth (cos too lazy to calc the difference, and it'll be insignificant!):

Sirius m = −1.46

Sol m at V2 = -2.24

So yup, Sol still brighter.

[1] As the brightest star in the night sky.

PS. Heeeelp! I need a life!

PPS. I'll calculate the distance V2 needs to be for that not to be the case, after some therapy -->

PPPS: No, really: Heeeelp!!!

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Re: All alone in space

Kind of sobering to think that sharing the world with Neanderthals is a lot closer in time to us (~40Kyr)...

You clearly ain't been to my local!

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Re: All alone in space

At its current speed V2 travelling from Alpha Centauri AB to Proxima would take in the region of 4000 years[1]! (Depending on the flexibility of rounding!)

From the esteemed Wiki: Currently, the distance between Proxima Centauri and Alpha Centauri AB is about 13,000 AU (0.21 ly), equivalent to about 430 times the radius of Neptune's orbit.

[1] That's about the age of the Earth *cough* according to some *cough cough*

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Re: Reset?

Gotta be a 'P'.... Or a 'D'.....

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Re: Reset?

Jeez Joe, my short term memory is soooo volatile! -->

N1 :)

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Reset: 15th October 2023...

...a Sunday.

JPL will be suffering some Saturday Night Fever beforehand!

[1977: a great year for disco loving space nerds!]

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Re: Reset?

This gives a bit of insight regarding the question "what happens on the reset".

From New Scientist.

But if anything were to go wrong, we would have no way to send any commands to Voyager 2 while the antenna is pointed away from Earth. “We are now generating a new command to attempt to point the spacecraft antenna toward Earth,” said Dodd. “There is a low probability that this will work.”

Even if it doesn’t work, all is not lost – Voyager 2 is programmed to automatically reset its orientation a few times a year in case of situations just like this one.

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Contact!

Yay! Woot woot!

Celebrating like Disco Stu!

Australian Senate committee recommends bans on Chinese social media apps

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Re: Ban ‘em

...Victory Gin.

Sounds like a rum do for sure.

NASA mistakenly severs communication to Voyager 2

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Re: What's 2 degrees away from Earth?

I'd already decided I wasn't going to do this, but you inspired me Draco! So here's the same using AU (Astronomical Units).

Conclusion: agreed, somewhere in between the orbits of Jupiter and Saturn.

(A) 1 AU = ~150 million km (0.150 billion km)

(B) 1 AU ==> 8.3 light-minutes

(C) Voyager 2 distance (km): 32 billion

(D) Voyager 2 distance (AU): C/A = 213.333' AU

(E) Sanity check, distance in light hours: D*B = 213.333' * 8.3 = 1770.666' lm = ~29.5 lh [seems about right]

(F) Angular error: α = 2°

(G) Error perpendicular to normal (intended direct line)

Opposite (Error) = Adjacent (D) * TAN(α)

Opposite (Error) = 213.333' * tan α = ~7.5 AU = 1.125B km

Error perpendicular to normal = ~7.5 AU

I've really gotta get out more...

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Re: Off topic

That leaves no stone, er, unturned...

Thanks for playing :D

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Alien

"Aliens"! Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens.

You lose your keys - it's aliens.

A picture falls down - it's aliens.

That day we used up a whole bog roll - aliens.

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Re: Auto-correcting antenna aiming! Amazing!

That'd make 'em a real wally wits...

Fed-up Torvalds suggests disabling AMD’s 'stupid' performance-killing fTPM RNG

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Re: Spluttering performance while producing random data

That'll romaine with me for some time...

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Re: Spluttering performance while producing random data

it's the tip of the iceberg.

Ooh! That's a little gem!

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"...which could then cause random problems..."

Guffaw! I see what you did there Linus!

China bans export of drones some countries have already banned anyway

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So begins another weary day...

Cue the Madness, in more ways than one.

What a grey day.

Nobody would ever work on the live server, right? Not intentionally, anyway

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Re: Ravioli Code

I think I'm happy with the analogue, there was a smaller plate - you cooked up some tasty antipasto ravioli!

(Maybe my concept of ravioli code isn't the same as mainstream :)

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Re: spaghetti

There could be a problem with the space-tine yield!