* Posts by Chris

9 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Sep 2007

Lily Allen gets 'social networking' TV show

Chris
Flame

oh dear god...

surely we can bring about the apocalypse in a quicker and less painfull way than this..?

and for some reason we all still pay licence fees so the beeb can produce shoddy crap like this, effectively taking money away from programmes like top gear, which means that they can't blow up more caravans and drive cars around that nobody can afford...

Funnyman-loving Facebookers mock US prez race

Chris
Joke

X+Y = Z

"X+Y = Z

Where X = Money

Where Y = Money

Where Z = Successful election to office through the use of either X or Y."

1) gsce maths was a long time ago, but surely the above should then read 2X = Z

2) also, if election to office is through the use of EITHER X OR Y, then the requirement is that you only need one or the other, so X = Z or Y = Z.

This would mean that X = Y = Z.

so by saying that X+Y=Z, i think you have an el reg proof for 1+1=1?

/its monday and i'm bored..gimme a break.

'It's Britney, bitch' riding high again

Chris

Re: Leave Britney ALONE......

By willingly putting yourself in [and forcing your way on..?] the public medium in a way such as this manufactored pop-tart has done, I would argue that you lose any real right to privacy.

You can't unleash the beast to do your bidding, then complain when it turns on you..

Brazil braces for TV soap-induced blackout

Chris

re: Rabid Media or Purple Cash Cow.

no need for watershed in Brazil, as any female that is remotely attractive is plastered all over the local playboy shortly thereafter. and yes, this includes children's tv presenters and the local version of ol' spritney bears.

not to mention the huuge billboards on the side of the roads advertising said 'reading' material.

brilliant country to live in!

Peruvian 'meteorite' strike provokes noxious gas attack

Chris

@Jon

If you're right, then we have nothing to worry about..

If they planned to land in Horsell Common and instead ended up in Peru, then I'll take a wild stab and say they don't belong to the higher intelligence sort of E.T...

Chinese bloke games himself to death

Chris

could all have been avoided...

...if this guy had remember IDDQD!

Aussie politicos in a froth over naval boob jobs

Chris

Mental Health

"This presumably means that the breast enlargements had been recommended by a psychiatrist as necessary to the female sailors' mental health."

..or maybe the priority here was the "mental health" of all their fellow sailors?

Personally, I'm waiting for next years calender that the Navy can now produce to finance further such endeavours.

Storm Worm linked to spam surge

Chris

'Russian Teens fingered'

well, it got me reading..

Facebook gags verbal dissent group

Chris

I r facebook

Facebook should take a page out of the "I r Weasel" cartoon and change the "is" to "are"...

But otherwise the chris agrees with 'Silly anti-grammarians' post above. Trying to manipulate the english language and being able to express onesself in the third person is something the chris enjoys doing. it makes chris feel like a professional athlete. the chris likes that.