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Anthropic lays groundwork for bots that shop for you

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Re: Weren't we all going to be ordering our shopping by talking to Alexa by now?

"I can't see how different this is to saying "Alexa, order me some coffee"."

The \difference is that you will physically ask Alexa to order something specific.

An 'AI' bot will assess your past purchasing habits and place the orders without you asking it for those specific things. It would be a bit like lending Fergie your credit card and PIN!

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".....already half of those using the Walmart app use "Sparky," the company's AI assistant. Those shoppers spend about 35 percent more than those who don't....."

And there you have the principal reason why letting a bot do your shopping is a bad idea!

Or, is it just richer people using it, and they would spend more than others anyway. Whatever, I would want it to spend less than I would myself, which I think it would find a challenge as I don't buy more than I actually need in the first place.

Turns out Brits would quite like their private messages to stay private

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Wesson ;)

Nigel Farage wants to scrap 'suffocating' UK GDPR

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".......plans are sparsely detailed and inconsistent"

Like most of the plans Reform keep coming up with then!

Come to think of it, pretty much like most of the plans emanating from most political parties in the UK.

Or indeed, the World!!

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Re: Abolishing the OSA would save everyone money.

"Surprised he hasn't announced a plan to rename the sea between UK and France as the "English Channel"

Think someone already beat him to that, but I am sure the Irish Sea is in his crosshairs ;)

US datacenters tripled their water footprint in 10 years

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A body of water doesn't have to reach 100 Celcius for evaporation to take place ;)

Evaporation takes place when the temperature diffference is sufficient to cause it to be lost as a vapour (which is where the word evaporation comes from after all). At over 100 Celcius, it boils and becomes a gas.

This is also a 'sciency' angle ;)

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Re: For context...

And are these data centres using some of those huge river flows direct out of the rivers?

Or are they using treated potable water out of the local supply? (or groundwater via boreholes)

The former isn't necessarily a massive panic making problem.

The latter, is!

HMRC dangles £500M carrot for National Insurance system revamp

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".......Old People (Tory Voters)......"

Do Labour or LibDem voters not grow old? Or are they not allowed to vote when they do get old? An interested mind would love to know why you think old people are Tory voters (or conversely, that the Tory voters are all old people).

Security vets rally around $4 paper password books for sale in Australia

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".................because no one can believe someone could be that stupid."

Oh, they can.

You only have to look at the regular publishing of details of the most pwned passwords to see just how huge a portion of the IT using population really <are> that stupid!

Cloverleaf deal is latest example of Nvidia using its war chest to patch cracks in the AI bubble

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"They think the world is stupid....."

Unfortunately, a large proportion are stupid.

Salesforce partners not seeing meaningful revenue from Agentforce AI platform, report says

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So far, the only companies which are seeing a real financial return from all this hype are the energy suppliers and the chip manufacturers.

Google buys crashed airline Spirit’s data at auction, because AI

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Re: Spirit’s data is of value to AI companies

".........companies fail for many reasons..........."

Almost all of which can ultimately be tracked back to bad management ;)

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"The court filing says the data was deidentified before being put on sale and Google has promised to scrub any PII it finds in the trove

Why do they even bother saying this?

If they think anyone with any kind of intelligence is going to believe that statement, they must be easily as stupid as they clearly think we are.

Of course, it a sad fact that most of the worlds population in general exhibit no tendency towards intelligence of any kind, so thay will probably get away with it :(

Russian missile uses Nvidia AI chip to help target Ukraine

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Re: Good news?

"Russia relying on foreign products on warfare is pretty foolish...."

You could probably replace Russia in that sentence with the name of pretty much any other country and the statement would remain equally valid.

Not that it seems to stop most of them doing so!

Crypto wallet maker Trezor confirms 13,000 customers' details exposed in logistics breach

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Re: No need for a seed phrase...

£1 says that was the proceeds of a bank job several decades ago :)

Twitch feeds your streams to Amazon's AI unless you tell it to stop

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Re: Consent ...

More like Yes means Yes, and No means Yes as well.

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"....is an LLM really going to benefit from that content being shovelled into it??"

That depends on your view of LLMs. Some may feel that the more shite that is shovelled into them, the better :)

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Re: They keep turning it back on

"Not a good move for your reputation Twitch"

Reputation?

Framework loses customer data in Metabase zero-day attack

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"We are deeply sorry for this breach of information, and are reviewing and improving our methodology for data storage in external database vendors,"

I can save them some time with their conducting of the review - the answer is simple - DO NOT use external database providers! It seems that it is third party service providers where a significant proportion of these breaches happen, so don't use them, use your own on premises equipment, and keep the sensitive databases well fenced from external access from outside of the company's own systems.

I hope they will learn from their mistake. It is a pity that they haven't learned the lesson from countless other companies who have already reaped the consequences of making the same mistake!

Brit boffins boast of beating barriers to building fusion power

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Re: Small print

The wording did refer specifically to their MAST Upgrade machine. I can't find anywhere in the article that claims it to be the highest pressure acheived by "anyone anywhere" ;)

Sysadmin summoned to explain italics – to a user with at least two degrees

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Re: the lawyer got angry

If they did, they would probably be shot by the occupant ;)

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Re: Stupidity plus arrogance

more stupid ;)

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Re: Stupidity plus arrogance

You also seem to have missed (or deliberately ignored) my use of the word 'generally' - take note that this implies that the statement that followed doesn't necessarilly apply to all in the category referenced.

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Re: Fail to the Chief

He took the course, but usually gives me the impression that he failed it.

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Re: Stupidity plus arrogance

You missed the word 'generally' in my post (which I used twice) ;)

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Re: Stupidity plus arrogance

"Believe me, rich parents breed a sense of entitlement that you can't get through raw talent alone, and the experience taught me in no uncertain terms exactly what is wrong with your average rich-boy Tory."

Being rich, arrogant and entitled is by no means restricted to being a Tory. Neither does being a Tory mean that someone is rich, arrogant and entitled. Chip on the shoulder perhaps?

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Re: Stupidity plus arrogance

"Others meanwhile despite having clearly been born with silver spoons stuck in various orifices are perfectly pleasant and kind people who are happy to defer to your knowledge."

In my experience, those who are born into long standing wealth and position are generally brought up knowing how to deal with it and how to behave towards others, the parents who bring them up having been through the same process themselves (and their parents before them and so on). They are usually very good people to know, work for, be friends with or whatever.

It generally seems to be those familiies which have come from nothing (so-called 'New Money') who are most often the arrogant, entitled and upleasant ones.

IT department put sticky notes on the laptops to help employees log in

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Re: Providing Negative Incentives and then Clutching Pearls: However could this have been avoided ?

A long time ago, in a land far, far away.....

News Corp labels some AI companies 'crass kleptomaniacs'

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Re: Surely these two words should be in ironic quotes

To be fair, the word quality covers the whole range, and he has left it open to interpretation as to whether it is good quality or poor quality ;)

Regarding The Sun newspaper, I recall comedian Jo Brand revealing an appropriate usage for it some years ago. In a piece about various periodicals and newspapers that she buys, she finished up by saying "....once a month, I splash out on The Sun - well, it's more absorbent, isn't it"

Meta latest to tell world its AI agent wandered out of test pen

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"..... it reached the internet because of a "misconfiguration" in the evaluation environment,"

'Misconfiguration' meaning that the test environment was left open to access the internet whilst the test was run?

Surely such a test should be run within a secure fence, or ideally, physically disconnected?

Chinese router vendor denies its firmware contains backdoors – but pauses downloads to fix security issues anyway

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Re: Switch it off, then on again

I would question whether or not <any> country can be considered 'friendly' when it comes to cyber - even ones own!

DEF CON bans Meta-style 'pervert glasses'

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Re: differentiate someone using an accessibility tool vs a glasshole.

"Clearly a device's user could use the device both as an accessibility aid and as a glasshole."

Clearly, the user reported on by the BBC a couple of days ago, is just an arsehole: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g369y5k8ko

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Re: Looks like meta glass wearers will need 2 pair of specs

"I haven’t been punched in the face since my schooldays. It’s not a daily thing."

It might be, if you go around wearing pervert glasses ;)

LinkedIn realizes its users have been bathing in AI slop, offers a shower

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Re: Quite why LinkedIn still has the draw in terms of having to use it when job hunting is beyond me

"...... the services of a career placement company."

They are a big part of the problem - I long ago came to the conclusion that any prospective employer who advertises a job through an agency is an employer that I do not wish to work for.

Most especially where the name of the prospective employer is witheld and only a vague location specified - I want to know who and where I am applying to BEFORE I submit the application. Would that agency/employer consider an applicant who had witheld their name and address from their CV I wonder? - rhetorical question ;)

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Re: Missed the point

"If people want to use an AI as their public face then let them. It just means you don't take them seriously...."

If they are pushing themselves forward on Linkedin, I don't take them seriously to start with; Ai or no-AI.

The most famous brand in physical security got pwned by ShinyHunters

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I'm not sure that it is even as much as that - in my experience, most corporate incompetence can be adequately explained by the 'Peter Principle'; and they are incompetent and incapable to the point that those above are unable to see the shortcomings of those below.

Fujitsu joins £14.9B UK framework despite public sector bid freeze

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Re: just how the fuck?!!!

I take it you have no experience/knowledge of what life is actually like under any of the regimes that are likely to be behind any future invasion of the UK?

I rather fear that life in the UK could get a lot worse :(

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Re: Past performance ...

".... it would be unfair to penalise the whole company for the Horizon catastrophe, wouldn't it?"

No.

ChatGPT wants access to your health records so it can be a better not-doctor

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Re: Give my health data to an AI bot?

"Trouble is it is already sliding into their hands."

....and (despite his protestations that he won't give his health data to an AI bot), by his statement that "I use a fitness app to track my basic exercise targets" the AC you replied to is almost certainly helping it on its way :(

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"OpenAI said that it won’t use connected health data to train its foundation models or serve ads. "

Call me a sceptic, but........

And that statement doesn't mention all the other routes by which the information can be monetised to the potential detriment of the person the data relates to.

Microsoft warns customers AI will mean busier Patch Tuesdays

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Re: WTAF

"Where has this idiot been for the last few years? Under a rock? In a cave? On the moon?"

If you remove the question marks, you have a possible answer:

Under a rock, in a cave on the moon ;-)

MFA-optional banks leave safe doors (and accounts) wide open for thieves to pillage

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Re: "she used the same or similar passwords on all of her accounts"

Why would I refer to a 'Personal Identification Number number' ?

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Re: "she used the same or similar passwords on all of her accounts"

"One reason for the repeated use of passwords on different accounts is likely the preponderance of sites that unnecessarily require accounts and password"

Whilst I agree with you regarding general websites, that really doesn't hold for financial accounts where re-using passwords is really dumb.. .

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Re: "she used the same or similar passwords on all of her accounts"

"Sorry, but you can't go blaming banks for not using MFA there. Different passwords would already have been a major hurdle to overcome"

Agreed.

Whilst MFA or use of a passkey would have effectively stopped the fraud in its tracks, using the same (or very similar) passwords across all the accounts, particularly as one of those accounts and its password had already been compromised is just asking for trouble. Not re-using the same password is about the most basic level of online security, and it is shocking the number of people who continue to do this (and/or use inadequate passwords) despite the amount of shouting about the pitfalls of doing so that is done. Continuing to use a password (or a passsword similar to it) after it has been compromised is plainly asking for trouble. Anybody should be able to comprehend this regardless of age and possible mental shortcomings..

I wouldn't be using gmail for communication/sign-in for financial accounts either (or indeed for anything important - or most probably anything at all!).

Tool promises to make lazy academics' AI-written papers sound more human

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"Tool promises to make lazy academics' AI-written papers sound more human"

If they are using 'AI' to write their research papers, then I would suggest that they do not qualify as academics; lazy or otherwise!.

US auto regulators want to kill robotaxi brake pedals

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Re: Bah!

The UK for one - where you are required by the Highway Code to maintain a safe distance from the vehicle in front to be able to stop wihout hitting it, and if you do run into the rear of another vehicle, the law holds you to be liable for the crash in pretty much every circumstance.

The fact that a huge proportion of British drivers don't seem to have any conception of safe stopping distances, and drive far too close doesn't actually change that rule.

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Re: Fucking idiots

"Chrysler didn't" what?

To expand on what I said earlier - Chrysler merged with (was effectively bought out by) Peugeot Citroen and became PSA ,who later bought out GMs European operations (Vauxhall-Opel), Fiat then merged with PSA to form Stellantis whose two largest shareholders are a company (Exor - 14% of Stellantis) controlled by the Agnelli family (who are the original owners of FIAT) and an investment company belonging to the Peugeot family (7%).

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Better still, make them be the ones who have to test the effectiveness of the sensors and braking systems on these vehicles by randomly stepping in front of them whilst they are travelling at various different speeds and in various road conditions from dry and freshly resurfaced to worn and icy.

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"Not any more for decades (here in Germany)."

Ditto for the UK. I would expect that passenger trains in most advanced countries now use a similar 'alert the train driver' type of system.

I think it is significant that (apart from some simple/straightforward localised railways) a train driver is still required for safety reasons, even though running on fixed rails, to a fixed timetable with fixed/scheduled places to stop would make it an obvious scenario where computer controlled driverless trains could work, but yet some people still think that having nobody to take control of a computer controlled car in an emergency (and no means provided for them to take control to start with) is perfectly acceptable.

Humans are strange.

Trump-shuttered climate change site back online in nonprofit hands

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Re: HOORAY!!!

".....after this shameful administration is relegated to the ash-heap of history, there are good people ready to pick up the pieces to go on."

Assuming that there are any pieces left to pick up by then, of course. Whilst we all eagerly sieze upon all and any suggestions that the popularity of the Trump crowd (and other similarly minded bodies around the world) is on the wane, the continuing level of support for them among the population at large still appears to be uncomfortably high.

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