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‘Humans will be a rounding error on the internet’ says Cloudflare exec

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it's already started

As of today I have not knowing ever used the ai for anything once. That doesn't mean my entire life hasn't been automated behind the scenes tho. It's obvious EVERYWHERE. The internet is a dead animal at this point. I can't find a real human anymore. The only thing left is automated bots spewing obscenities to try to get me to click. I refuse. Half the comments on this site might be automated by now. I'm just keeping up on all the criminal behavior being committed against me. Even my phone is working against me 24/7. Nobody can live like this.

AI researchers let models off the leash – then watched as they tried to add malware to a FOSS project

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The Future of technology

is to destroy humans. Remember influencers and devs... you did this.

Microsoft chief turns hostile on frontier AI labs, warns companies to guard their IP

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The smartest thing

Microsoft ever said tbh. He just told you the truth. "The only way this makes money is if you charge for it."

Microsoft flips Windows Backup to on by default unless you're in the EU

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virtually secured with copilot

My machine hasn't been connected to the internet for quite a while now, both intentionally and unintentionally. A few weeks back I was forced to update third party software, and so I broke down and connected it to a special wifi set up to do "the deed", as I knew I was about to get my "back doors crashed" as they say.

My machine instantly updated to the latest it could download and install, even with it turned off in services.

It is no longer able to connect to the internet and I have the wifi turned off all together. It doesn't matter. If left on for 48 hrs. it will start churning and burning desperately trying to connect to what ever it can grab. It does not matter if it can or not. There are a couple of unsecured networks about, and I'm terrified it is reaching out to these unsecured networks by force, even with everything turned off! The machine its self is working against me!

Smooth AI criminal drives 'first' end-to-end agentic ransomware attack

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Re: Ignorance of the law

"Law and Order" is the one thing these robot minds are NOT trained on. Just look at the creators. These things were created BY criminals for the purpose of crimes against humanity!

My first thought was "what took them so long?" This is the new world order of human existence. Lawless super criminals lobbing aggressor AI's at each other like killer drones feasting on the flesh and blood of the mere mortals. Soon, that delivery bot will show up at your door to shoot you!

Engineer accused of insider trading tied to Microsoft's reboot of Three Mile Island nuclear plant

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when the criminals are in charge

There are no consequences. They can do what ever they want. Who's gonna stop them?

Bold move, Cotton: Trump administration tells US techies it expects American quantum computer by 2028

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pretty sure google has a quantum

They have touting "quantum AI" for years.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/oct/22/google-hails-breakthrough-as-quantum-computer-surpasses-ability-of-supercomputers

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Re: No Such Agency

No, it's actually using the newly discovered "meme quark", so named by the spacex scientific corporation.

Cloudflare teams up with big browsers to help websites tell welcome from unwelcome visitors

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I have been encountering this

Several hobby sites I visit the front page of, to keep up with news and announcements, are using this cloudflare check. It very obviously states "cloudflare is verifying you are a human" while doing it.

It's my understanding they are reading your bookmarks, as well as being given some history of recent sites you visited, as well as what kinds of things you have been doing while on the web. It would not surprise me if this was something the browsers and cloudflare have been baking into their products for a little while now.

Elon Musk is now worth more than $1,000,000,000,000

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the tax payers

will wind up paying for this crime, as there are no consequences when the criminals are in charge.

It also proves two things,

A: The monkeys really are too stupid to live. It's an act of God's mercy we made it this far.

B: Social media will be that self destruction, as this is purely speculative hype driven by social media.

23andMe inherits lawsuit over 'disturbing' DNA data breach

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just so you know

I was LMFAO at you people who looked at this and said out loud "let's give our dna to the internet, what could go wrong?"

Same people who post their children on the internet.

Google is cannibalizing the web to feed AI

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clicking at the speed of light.

In other words "all your clicks belong to us".

May the highest bidder be a just and fair ruler, surely they wouldn't send all your clicks to the bad guys right? Right guys?

Enough with the AI FOMO, go slow-mo, says Domo CDO

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The problem with AI

is it was built by criminals to commit high crimes against society. The entire world is now controlled by a handful of super criminals who want to destroy, disrupt, and kill everything and everyone, and now they have the power to do it.

The internet is how they get to you. They took the internet, and turned it against humanity. There is a full scale cyber war happening between politicians, bots, influencers, data collectors, online retailers, and social media outlets for your soul, and they will do ANYTHING. The internet itself is now committing high crimes against you. Who's gonna stop them?

Palantir CEO: 10 percent of the world 'professionally hates us'

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Evil is as Evil does

If they don't recognize you, do evil. If they still don't talk about you, do more evil. If you haven't gotten enough attention, do the most evil you can think of. If you are still not getting enough attention, make a deal with the devil. If you are still not seen as evil enough become the antichrist.

Microsoft releases first big update after Nadella's vow to 'win back fans'

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Everything all at once

There are about to be a whole lot of systemic changes happening all at once. Part of the problem of the past was that updates broke current architecture. That is a big reason for NOT updating. There is a separate article on El Reg rn describing how AI bug hunting is going to throw a whole lot of patches and "fixes" at the industry all at once. This is correct. There are about to be a lot of long standing systemic changes in how and why things work or don't. This will happen across ALL platforms. Linux is being actively targeted by Azure and others at the moment. AI is coming for your linux.

As for myself, as someone who has an original apple in my closet, and learned how to type on apples in grade school in the 3-4 grade, I always wondered how apple escaped all this unharmed?

Siri was the first AI assistant. Icloud was the first "one drive". And, at this point I have to wall off and turn off my apple services just to keep people from spying on me through location services and such. It seems weird that they don't get more heat.

Our computing world has changed. There are NO more personal computers, and there is no more internet. There is only what you are allowed to do, and that gets nicked and adopted as soon as you expose a good idea.

Welcome to the new world order. A serious contender is needed. A new beginning.

Microsoft's patch for a 0-day exploited by Russian spies fell short. Another Windows flaw is under attack

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Re: I am more worried about the USA

Microslop hurt everyone BUT the russians with their forced fix LMAO!

Oracle plans to power its New Mexico mega datacenter with a 2.45GW fuel cell farm

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I Swear

If you told me Uncle Larry was a Chinese spy I would believe you.

Microsoft's GitHub shifts to metered AI billing amid cost crisis

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who's going to tell them?

RL endless shrimp is back and being advertised rn.

Friendster rises from the grave to make social media great again

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Re: So...

You don't need a billion to be happy and successful do you? If you play the long, slow game you can be very happy and successful. He just has to avoid the toxic baddies.

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if it sounds too good to be true

If he can avoid the pit falls of greed and keep it honest he will probably be very, very successful. He has to make it work FOR us, and not AGAINST us. The problem is that the same people who will make you money fast, will be screaming and shouting at him to do things that will destroy it. He has to avoid THAT. That's not easy. Keep it honest. Realize that bots and foreign actors, as well as overly paid young "influencers" and advertisers, will be all over this. Those are NOT his targets. He has to keep this app friendly to the average user. Make it about the ACTUAL user.

More than likely, as soon as he has sufficient amounts of people interested and signed up, he will sell everyone off to the baddies.

Google explains why its all-in-one AI stack embraces competitors

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Got an pushed ad

I got pushed an ad from microsoft gloating you can now use Azure to creat agents for linux the other day.

Russian Microslop is coming for your linux real soon. Get ready for it.

Governments on high alert after CISA snuffs out Firestarter backdoor on fed network

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cisco

is the original cyber attack.

I meant to do that! AI vendors shrug off responsibility for vulns

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mmmmmm...

You state that as if anyone cares? I still don't know what kind of "good" you are supposed to find in an evil industry successfully trying to destroy humanity and all human history at the whim of a few tyrannical madmen?

Windows Update is a torture chamber for seldom-used PCs

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Re: "If Microsoft wanted to make a real improvement in its OS"

They are criminals engaging in high crimes against humanity, and who's going to stop them? You? lol. I have no idea why people STILL, to this day, STILL expect some "good", or right outcome from these people?! Blows my mind. It doesn't exist people, it never existed.

They have set the example. Every criminal who ever dreamt of "taking over the world" has the freedom and power to chase those human eradicating aspirations "to the moon" with no consequences. There is no law (unless you pay for it). We live in a lawless, corrupt society controlled by crime lords now. All because pootin gave them the ok. The tech bros are pootin bitch boys too. All of these "macho" very fem boys chasing money and infamy will be paid in full in the next life. Satan is going on a resort building spree (with a loan from frump of course) to make room for the new followers. The EVIL knows no end, nor can it be stopped, because you are being controlled and manipulated into NOT PUTTING IT DOWN. Every time you touch a phone or laptop, you are being enticed into the cult. You are touching evil, until you drink the kool aid.

Suits won't quit AI spending, even if they can't prove it's working

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Humanity

Has flushed its self. You people have collectively lost your ever loving minds. Just looking at a phone or computer makes me want to grab the neck of the first chicken shit 20 something yr old vibe coder I see and wring it until their eyeballs pop out.

I'm going to go mow the lawn. At least it's productive, and real.

Microsoft veteran says some 'broken by update' PCs were already doomed

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You're using it wrong.

This is the "pc" (public computer) version of the apple argument. These nerds are such hubris narcissists. "Me, Me, Me, what about ME! I'm special, you're not!"

AI search is atomizing our information, warns government digital designer

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no duh

Fortunately it doesn't seem to matter, as the zone has been successfully flooded. 10 billion zombies roaming the earth, not knowing what's real or what's a digital hallucination. Learning life skills from a max headroom hacked by all manners of evil to destroy humanity. Children slobber on themselves as they view ticky tocky as their parents, and life skills reduced to lies in 10 second clips. It's all absorbed by the human brain and turned into artificial facts of their own making. Nothing is real anymore.

Microsoft yanks Windows 11 preview update after install failures

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Luckily

I'm no longer able to connect my windows machine to the wifi due to the forced changes.

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Re: Another FootGun moment from Microsoft

except the key board does and says what ever it wants to now, and quite often gets you into trouble. The privacy window is so wide open I have to nail it shut to keep my mother in law and coworkers out of it, and nobody knows how to work the phone anymore.

It now takes 5 minutes to type a 10 second sentence.

Digital euro goes full sovereignty mode, US cloud giants not on guest list

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soooo...

you say you are going to create your own AI hellscape and a memecoin to boot! I can only imagine how many "accept"/"decline" buttons will need to pushed to use it.

Oracle: AI agents can reason, decide and act - liability question remains

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Larry Ellison

that's the Chinese agent who wants to form a surveillance state with his buddy's in the crime mob and palantir right?

Why are we listening again? Oracle has introduced some of the most hackable gear on the planet into business and industry for the purposes of spying by foreign agents.

HP stuffs OpenAI LLM into new laptops in bid for small biz

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can we find another name?

"personal computers" no longer exist, and I certainly won't be connecting any "pc"'s to the internet ever again.

Gartner suggests Friday afternoon Copilot ban because tired users may be too lazy to check its mistakes

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TBH

An AI strike is exactly what humanity needs.

Critical Microsoft Excel bug weaponizes Copilot Agent for zero-click information disclosure attack

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"why do any fuckers still use microshit and office?"

Because way back in the day Bill Gates gave it away free, and business loves free. As we all know now tho, if something is free, YOU are the product.

The question we should be asking ourselves is which team is microslop working for, because they are obviously not on OUR team. They seem to be working against us, not for us.

Iran is the first out-loud cyberwar the US has fought

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I mean

They are using AI, which is trained on known data right? Drones and things? Cyber is very much public. Cyber is not private:

Anthropic sues US government after unprecedented national security designation

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Re: Where are the sane Americans?

America is a very large plot of land. It does not easily come together. The idea behind America is that a large amount of differing ideas come together to a conclusion. It has not yet come to a conclusion. It IS very close tho.

'Hundreds' of Iranian hacking attempts have hit surveillance cameras since the missile strikes

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the same

video cameras putting our CHILDREN on the internet all day for the "crime in chief" to goggle at? What a civil crime THAT is. It amazes me that you guys are still talking about "laws" as if they still exist at all! We are living in a lawless waist land controlled by career criminal warlords! There are no more laws. Only evil exists now.

Anthropic to Pentagon: Autonomous weapons could hurt US troops and civilians

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right where they want you.

It's a protagonist move. Everything this empire does is designed to infuriate, manipulate, divert, and coerce. If they do something horrid, their army of internet bots set about inflaming the public for clicks. If you do not respond, they set about doing something MORE horrific and inhumane. It's all designed to get a reaction from you, and distract you from something ELSE. This is how they get away with constant unethical criminal activity. You no longer know what is real and what is not, because they will absolutely hand over death machines that can destroy humanity to the AI and then sell all our military secrets to russia and china, all while collecting money for clicks, and driving hysteria.

Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

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came to say the same.

This means everything you say at a bk is being recorded, uploaded to the internet, and used to train the AI. In any sane, normal world, this would be a crime, but when crime lords rule the world, there are no consequences.

Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

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The Power of a woman

combined with the power of the internet is pure mind numbing psychosis to nerds. Might as well give them ecstasy.

A reminder, that if you say something enough times it becomes reality. There are billions of poor, disenfranchised, uneducated, desperate fools to indoctrinate in this hate filled world of filth and evil.

Only God can save us now, and I reckon the same nerds fancy themselves as "creators".

All your bots are belong to US if you don't play ball, DoD tells Anthropic

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Because

Tech bros are eeeeeevvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiilllllllll.....

Copilot spills the beans, summarizing emails it's not supposed to read

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remember kids

"PC" stands for "public computer".

Ring kills Flock partnership amid surveillance scrutiny

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I have rarely been so outraged

Those flock cameras started going up on every street corner, sometimes 2 at a time, right before the election, and exploded afterwards. They had 2 in the SCHOOL parking lot, putting our CHILDREN on the internet all day. You can FEEL the eyes looking at you all day long. It's a terrifying nightmare. People cannot live like this, and I'm sure this has violated every civil, and federal law known since the beginning of time... yet nobody is willing to do anything about it. City officials are getting kick backs for using them, and I want to sue the dog crap out of EVERYONE at this point, but even the judges are paid off.

Elon Musk paints exodus of xAI co-founders as 'evolution'

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alarm bells

What's crazy is that they all pulled the fire alarm on the way out the door. Screaming the ai is going to destroy us all, while running to far off places to start new lives. One guy said was going to write poetry for the rest of days.

Microsoft dials up the nagging in Windows, calls it security

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They don't know the difference

between engineering, security, and advertising. It's all the same. lol

Follow the money: Switzerland remains Europe's top destination for tech pay

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Re: Criminal enterprise

Dubai is where the criminals get their money FROM.

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Criminal enterprise

Swiss Bank, Deutsche Bank, and most recently SoftBank JP, are where the criminals like to hide their money.

Satya Nadella decides Microsoft needs an engineering quality czar

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security, not engineering

He picked a software security officer and a cloud security officer to make sure the kids don't vibecode too many holes and called it engineering lol. That is going to be a losing battle btw.

Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights

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Let there be evvvvvviiiiiillllll

rise Satan.

US TikTok service restored after cloud 'that doesn't go down' went down

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tax payer surveillance

Being that the tickytocky is now part of the emperors new surveillance state, along with muskrats x. ai, and palantir, my guess is the tax payers are paying for all this illegality. They are eating the tax payers tax dollars, and it's tax season again, they are about to get a yuge payday!

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