* Posts by Omnipresent

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Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos

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dollars over sense

When you have 250 billion, you can wipe your butt with 200 billion and throw it in the toilet before you even have to look at the books. He's betting the bros and bud light protesters will elect him president of Mars anyway, and he's probably right. They will do what they are told for a chance to smell a dollar. The devil is in the details. I'm fairly certain he was paid to bring down twitter after frumpy pants lost at this point. It's all a little too intentional, and convenient.

Okta data breach dilemma dwarfs earlier estimates

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The Usual

The crazy part is, a lot of us knew this news would come when they announced the original breach, and were waiting for the rest of the announcement. Trying to mitigate the damage by spreading out the news over as long a period of time as possible has become par for the course.

It's ALWAYS worse than you're told. The cloud has compromised everyone in a way only AI could rival.

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

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I know the future

Tech bros keep broing. Suckers keep sucking. Windows fails, but too much money is invested in them to let them fail. Apple offers twice the storage for the same price. Meanwhile, google is hard at work creating human destruction in the form of quantum AI, and META makes another billion off destroying childhood.

Workers become numbers. People become virtual. Life becomes meaningless. Machines finally outsmart the monkeys. We all join the great beyond, and finally realize. it was all meaningless. Nothing matters when idiots rule, and it was all an illusion.

Tiny11 shrinks Windows 11 23H2 down to pocket size

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Let us dissect this, shall we?

"It retains, however, a footprint so small that one cannot help but wonder why Microsoft does not do something similar itself."

First, Microsoft is billions, with a B, invested in bloat you don't want or need (AI), that sucks up your PC resources.

Second, Microsoft has created billions, with a B, in bloat you don't want or need (Auto everything, and spyware).

Third, Microsoft caters to third party malware.

Fourth, The OS is actually TWO OS's. A 64 bit and a 32 bit.

Fifth, Microsoft has contracts with venders that you don't want or need (bloatware).

Sixth, Microsoft has no clue what it is doing, it just buys it's way into everything (like pc's and AI).

OpenAI's CEO merry-go-round tosses out voice feature for ChatGPT

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It's over

You no longer live in a free society. You are the slave. The computer owns you, and it was trained by the most gullible, and impressionable monkeys evolution could deliver. A fitting end. Nothing matters anymore. It's all a "virtual" reality. It only exists in your mind.

Sam Altman set to rejoin OpenAI as CEO – seemingly with Microsoft's blessing

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Idiot's Rule

Idiots rule, monkeys monkey around, and and tech bros bro. Nothing changes.

OpenAI meltdown: How could Microsoft have let this happen after betting so many billions?

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tech bros doing tech bro stuff

Who's to say micro$oft didn't put their weight behind getting Altman fired in an attempt to absorb open ai? Sounds like the usual tech bros playing God to me.

Fired OpenAI boss Sam Altman may join Microsoft

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We're DOOOOOOOOOMED

You just put Ex Machina in charge of microsoft. You people seriously don't give a flip about anything or anyone. You WANT the borg hive mind. You WANT to destroy the universe. You WANT to devour and extinguish all life. The lack of vision and complete self absorption in charge of humanities future is ASTONISHING.

Copilot coming to Windows 10 to help navigate the OS's twilight years

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and this is why...

I will never connect a pc to the interwebz again.

Apple exec defends 8GB $1,599 MacBook Pro, claims it's like 16GB in a PC

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I use both

and 8 gigs at that price is infuriating.

Guess who uses macs? People who work with a lot of MEDIA.... like video and sound and photos and stuff..... Ya know, the stuff that eats ram? I'll wait for the prices to come down. They will surely upgrade the chip and put 16 gigs in it soon enough. Looks like I'm riding my intel macs and old pc's for a while longer.

Musk thinks X marks the spot for Grok AI engine based on social network

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Chat GTP

for russians and nkoreans.

OpenAI hits the GPT-4 Turbo button plus promises copyright shield for fans

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So much eeeeeeevilllllllll

only Zelda Rubinstein can save us now.

You're next, game devs. Now Microsoft to bring character, story design copilot to Xbox

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sounds like the beginning

of a fully realized virtual simulation. The matrix is real.

UK may demand tech world tell it about upcoming security features

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nobody trusts

the eeeeeeeevilllllllll at play in tech anymore.

We're feeling pretty anti about these social networks

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I'm currently perusing a thread

about 80's greatest music, and not one bot has mentioned Madonna. Not one. That tells me everything I need to know: It's all a lie. Everything digital is fabricated.

World leaders ink AI safety pacts while Musk and Sunak engage in awkward bromance

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Treason

Musk is flirting hard with treason, just an fyi.

Apple slams Android as a 'massive tracking device' in internal slides revealed in Google antitrust battle

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Surprise?!

If apple wants to play that game they need to be very, very ready.

Europe bans Meta from using personal data to target ads

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Honestly

This benefits META, and some of the best tech news I've heard n a while:

Apple lifts the sheet on a trio of 'scary fast' M3 SoCs built on a 3nm process

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Re: I know it's hard to believe

It's an interesting topic. Creatives are not checking email and running compilers. I admit 16 gig has been all I ever needed until now. If you are processing any kind of media tho... 32 gigs is something I used to wish for one day. Buying one of these things won't be easy, but It IS what I've been waiting for. At 4 g's they are riding the rail with me tho.

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I know it's hard to believe

but apple is clearly going back to their roots and targeting creatives with these offerings.

The 8 gig is basically useless, but some might buy it for their kid's school work (early indoctrination).

Creatives use a load of ram, and will be looking at the pricier options. The one I would want is 4 grand tho, and that is equally hard to believe! That's before the adaptors that I'll need for dongles. Unreal how much the storage costs on these things. I'll have to stop buying pints, and go on a budget to get one. I'm looking at more than 4 grand when all's said. All just so I don't have to deal with microsoft, and their merry band of russian hackers.

Linus Torvalds releases Linux 6.6 after running out of excuses for further work

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hours.

before the apple event. nice work.

X looks back at year of so-called 'engineering excellence' under Musk

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It's tax season

He's looking for a write off in the spring. All these billionaires write off their loses. How do the dumbest animals on the planet have the most wealth? They do what ever, without regard for anything else, and they stick together.

Musk, and frumpy, were both planted by putang as new oligarchs in the west. Change my mind.

Boston Dynamics teaches robo-dog to recognise speech, respond using ChatGPT

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idiots rule

It's true that the dumbest animals rule the world. The monkeys can't help themselves.

Privacy advocate challenges YouTube's ad blocking detection scripts under EU law

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The duality of evil

You cannot be a central source of public information, and block the public from said information.

Time for someone else to make a new option (should have done already).

Your ex isn't the only one stalking your social media posts. The Feds are, too

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Of course they are

The "influencers" are criminals.

It's either:

foreign national influencers.

Truther influencers (same thing).

millennial criminals.

Or AI influencers (same thing).

Why wouldn't they?

CEO Satya Nadella thinks Microsoft hung up on Windows Phone too soon

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I'm terrified

to turn on the wifi on my windows laptop! Why in the world would I want a windows phone?! It would spend more time updating and spying on me than being useful.... before a nkorean bricks it.

Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough

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remember JOBS?

Remember Jobs taken a dollar a year salary?

World checks it's not April 1 as Apple signals support for full US right-to-repair rule

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Any long time apple user

has a pile of macbooks laying around in closets and boxes UNSUPPORTED. You can repair them all you want for a price.... with apple certified parts only, they are just no longer usable without linux.

Still got a job at the end of this week? You're lucky, as more layoffs hit the tech industry

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People and Computers

are idiots. Stop over extending yourselves. Simple.

More X subscription tiers could spell doom for free access as biz bleeds cash

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Pretty Obvious

He is trying to eliminate anyone who is not a "BRO". He only wants russian influencers on that site. How many time does it need to be said, there are NO safe social spaces left on the webz, or in media in general, anymore. It's all tightly wound up influencer spheres that exist to convince you to join as a selling point.

The problem with Jon Stewart is that Apple appears to have cancelled his show

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The Most Dangerous man

is the one you can't control. The problem with Stewart is he announces it.

Amazon unveils new drone design, plans liftoff of aerial delivery in UK, Italy

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but have you seen?

The new humanoid robots in their warehouses to replace their real humans?

TERRIFYING. Probably the first of many. All evil, all the time.

Intel's 14th-gen Raptor Lake Refresh turns turbos up to 6GHz, gives i7 an E-core bump

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You will need 6 ghz

to run their convoluted, invasive bloatware of an OS. Only a portion of it will be available processing power.

How 'AI watermarking' system pushed by Microsoft and Adobe will and won't work

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uhhhhhh

They can track you by pixel. By pixel.

New information physics theory is evidence 'we're living in a simulation,' says author

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Re: Bollox

Actually yes, that's what this "law" states however, entropy states the opposite.

"The basis of the theory is analogous to the second law of thermodynamics, which includes the idea that the disorder within an isolated system will increase unless it is acted on by some external force or condition."

"For a closed thermodynamic system, a quantitative measure of the amount of thermal energy not available to do work.

A measure of the disorder or randomness in a closed system.

A measure of the loss of information in a transmitted message."

If the amount of energy exerted on the universe "is a constant or less", it would not be "expanding at an ever expanding rate".

Microsoft CEO whinges about Google's default search deals

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Certainly not...

For the sake of honesty and reality. In the interest of all that is righteous...

Certainly M$ didn't buy their way on to every pc on the globe. That could never have happened. Right? Right!?

Why are you looking at me funny?

$17k solid gold Apple Watch goes from Beyoncé's wrist to the obsolete list

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First off...

She will claim it on taxes and collect the insurance. She's rich bitch!

Secondly... If it's no longer a viable data collector, best thing to do is melt it down. Data is the gold.

Thirdly... great article.

Musk's first year as Twitter's Dear Leader is nigh

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GET OFF THE WEBZ

Google was in league with the devil. Facebook sold you to the highest bidder. X is a russian and north korean website. Mastodon was built on the same russian protocol, and already taken over by doom scrollers. TickyTocky is a chinese spy app, and the rest are run by millennials dependent on AI. The internet is a useless cluster. It is wholly evil. Get a clue already, and get off "Virtual" reality, and back to "Reality" to save yourselves.

Mozilla's midlife crisis has taken it from web pioneer to Google's weird neighbor

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Re: 30 Years on

How else will we still access the usless webz? Log directly onto google's servers? Please, even monkeys are smarter than that.

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The smart ones know.

You really don't want to be liked. You don't want to be noticed. All I know is, fire fox with all the script blockers and duck duck make my user experience old school. I still get tracked by IP, but I expect that. I can deal.

OpenAI in talks with Jony Apple Ive and Softbank over iPhone-but-for-AI monster

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Hey AI...

"I don't want to live in an AI world anymore".

"How would you like me to end you Dave?"

More and more LLMs in biz products, but who'll take responsibility for their output?

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What if the judge and jury is the AI? At what point does the monkey relinquish control of it's creation? At what point does it stop?

If we are to hand ourselves over to the AI, maybe we should be teaching it just how bad the monkeys are at literally...everything.

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The monkeys don't care

about the output. They only care about the input, which is the monkey,

After failing at privacy, again, Google is working to keep Bard chats out of Search

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If we need

A computer science degree to use the internet we are all FxCKed. You are the product, and there is no way to shut it off. There are too many suckers. Buy up old machines, stock up now, and turn it all off. This is not your world anymore. You have already lost control.

OpenAI reinstates ChatGPT's internet browsing privileges

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AI is here

The monkeys can't help themselves. They must create their own demise.

Twitter, aka X, tops charts for misinformation, EU official says

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No Joke?!

This took a study to realize?

Alexa's future is pay-to-play, departing Amazon exec predicts

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Alexa and Bard sitting in a tree.

And V'Ger want's to join with the creator.

95% of NFTs now totally worthless, say researchers

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LMAO BROS

Your AI killed your Monkeys.

Intel slaps forehead, says I got it: AI PCs. Sell them AI PCs

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It's about tha childrens

It's all about getting the kids hooked, and the kids want what their parents are against. Guess what their experienced parents are telling them? AI is the devil. It is, but it only makes the kids want it more. These people are in the "tech business", they are not in the "doing the right thing" business. That doesn't make money. That doesn't make the monkey top of the mole hill.

AI is happening people, no matter how much you don't want it. Too many richies have invested in it. Buy up windows 10 and older computers, and turn off your interwebz if you don't want it.

Google Bard can now tap into your Gmail, Docs, more

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What is google?

If not evil? It has nothing left.

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