Re: Concerning...
The Young Ones Book is enormously underrated and is an invaluable guide to life. It also contains everything you need to know about CBT many years before the NHS decided it can cure everything; IIRC, "Auntie" Mike's Problem Page dispensed the following wisdom: "My radiator gurgles when I hit it with a heavy book." "Don't hit it with a heavy book."
It's probably about time I gave Vyv's lager & curry diet another try. "Hot lager and Ovaltine is revolting", he helpfully points out, though tbf most lager is revolting in any configuration.
Edit: note to self, don't try to get around the "you can't re-use an old screen name" annoyance by putting similar-looking-but-different Unicode characters in it...