* Posts by Dave Bell

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US Air Force outlines combat raygun safety

Dave Bell
Black Helicopters

It's for everything

It's likely a pretty fair summary of all the potential hazards, when you look at the list of weapons covered, and see it includes the non-lethal types. That infamous crowd-cooking microwave contraption could easily put Air Force personnel at risk, with all the potential for reflections, though I really hope the engineers checked for antenna side-lobes.

Any mention of unexpected black helicopters?

1980s Apricot reborn in noughties as netbook seller

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How robust is this?

This doesn't look a bad machine for an office, but how is it going to stand up to the daily commute?

Feds hamstring world's largest spam gang

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One should be careful...

But if international money laundering is going on, it's something that the cops maybe can understand, prove, and prosecute.

And because of that, at the end of it all we can be fairly confident that they've nailed the right guys.

There are, for instance, British computer-specific laws which could be used to hammer the operators of any bot-net, but it would be a struggle to prove anything.

Google demanding Intel's hottest chips?

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Chip life vs System life

How long do Google plan on keeping a particular chip-generation in service anyway? If Google only want two good years out of the hardware, instead of three, and any Intel-Google contract reflects that in any guarantees, everyone could be happy.

Home Office preps fudgetastic ISP data rules

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Help!

I'm confused!

Just what sort of data are they talking about?

And are they going to want all the Spam as well?

Prince Charles declines Doctor Who cameo

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Bad writer, no biscuit.

OK, we maybe don't know just when it happened. But we can assume the letter declining the opportunity was, at least, polite.

RTD is no gentleman.

Asus Eee Box Atom-based desktop mini PC

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Exchange rates

There are some pessimistic assumptions about exchange rates in the prices. The way Sterling is shifted against the dollar, there need to be.

US Justice Dept builds microwave heat-ray 'rifle'

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Meanwhile, in the USA

Anyone who recalls the abusive behaviour of riot police which was associated with the Republican Party convention, a month ago, will need no further reason to think these weapons a Bad Thing.

Judge Dredd smartshell shotguns to hit Iraq in '09

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The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville Nine that day;

I thought that American soldiers were so good at baseball that they didn't need grenade launchers.

Brussels bounces BT-Phorm quiz back to UK.gov

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It's a hard life in a government office

Tempt have been lost for weeks in the shag-pile carpets, carrying letters from fax-machines to ministerial desks.

US Army gets eco-conscious, preps mega solar plant

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Re: Tank Warfare

Live firing is pretty tightly controlled. The exercises involve weapon simulators.

But the US Army has been looking at small-scale battlefield solar power for several years: batteries for portable equipment, or fuel for the generators to recharge them, is extra logistic hassle.

How the fate of the US economy rests on a Dell workstation

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Whole lot of mathematics

A huge number of years ago, PC World ran an article on economic models. I think they printed a BASIC listing.

None of this is new.

Royal Navy won't fight pirates 'in case they claim asylum'

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Pirate

What a load of wankers.

The way these people are headed, I'm expecting the imminent arrival of the Mekon.

(Yeah, been reading the recent Dan Dare comic that Virgin published.)

Lewis, tell your Admiral that I thoroughly approve of his cinematic tastes.

(Note on icons: the pirate flag matches the descriptions of that flown by John "Calico Jack" Rackham, who had the famous Anne Bonney and Mary Read in his crew (according to reports, they were the only pirates sober enough to fight back when captured).)

Net sleuths spot poker site cheat code

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And you can play roulette with your TV and a phone.

Late-night on one of the commercial Freeview channels, you can watch a roulette wheel on your TV, and place bets via a premium-rate phone number.

What guarantee is there that the video image of the ball is live?

eBay: don't come on our US site without protection

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How long will eBay stay an auction site?

Without the auctions, eBay is just a shopping mall.

And they seem to be trying to kill the auction side.

There's a place for both, but as long as eBay control Paypal they can kill any attempt to fill the gap they're creating.

ELSPA chief lays into UK censor over games ratings

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Paris Hilton

Classification

The BBFC is a bit of a mixture.

For the cinema, the statutory power is held by local authorities, who accept the BBFC rating as guidance, but can set a different rating, or permit to be shown a film refused a rating by the BBFC. Though the Extreme Porn business has given some special status to a BBFC rating.

For videos, the BBFC gives a rating which is backed by law, and this is the starting point for rating of games. At least initially, it was the cut-scenes in the game which could get the BBFC involved.

Personally, I'm not sure the BBFC or ELSPA have really sorted out their thinking: participation by the player makes a game different from a film, and the great experience of the BBFC may be misleading.

Then, at some point, there will be a Wii attachment and a related game with an explicitly sexual purpose. I hope to be able to watch the argument from a safe distance: another planet, perhaps.

Google's IP 'anonymization' inadequate, says EU watchdog

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Why EU law doesn't apply to Google

Google is owned by American banks.

AT&T lifts (deleted) page from Google EULA

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Nothing new...

As the first section, on photographs, etc, shows, there's no need for any perpetual licence.

You might, for a news server, want something a bit different: an item posted will end up on servers around the planet, with no control over who deletes it when.

But for a web page?

As it is, it looks like somebody has taken the ancient rights-grab boiler-plate, and then a proper lawyer has, for whatever reason, written an exception.

It might be interesting, in an academic sense, to trace just where this bit of garbage started out. It's probably legal ass-covering from the early days of the commercial internet. And for it to survive, it's probably never been challenged in court. It's never been tested.

And maybe, just maybe, this particular instance is a sign that it might soon die. Why shouldn't the the clause on photographs, etc., clear and unthreatening, become the default?

'Idiot' pulls cables, downs ISPs at Telecity

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But seriously...

There's a lot of people expected to work long hours in the IT industry. I know what it feels like. I know what it can do to my mental state.

We don't know why this guy did what he did, but I've heard enough stories about Programmer Death Marches. And the sort of thing he did: it feels familiar.

I'd suggest that there is an institutional recklessness in IT management. Most of the bugs you curse in the software you use are probably down to the same ultimate cause: an excess of programmers running on pizza and Jolt cola.

US military offered flying hover car bike

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Combat SAR?

A machine like this, able to carry one man, might be very useful for rescuing downed pilots in a warzone.

If they still have manned aircraft in a warzone when they get the thing flying.

HMV keeps Warhammer-ers from goblins

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HMV: why?

HMV has sometimes had ale bargains, but their "sale" price is usually what everyone else is charging.

I'm not sure why anyone would buy there.

And this looks like a failure to supply goods or services according to contract. Anyone contacted their local Trading Standards Officer?

Judge safeguards anonymous web commenters

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What would the newspaper know anyway?

On the one side, they have been asked for information about two very specific instances, and the court should be able to judge whether the particular comments matter.

But what does the newspaper know? They maybe have an IP address logged, and they also are likely to have an email address. Connect from a wifi hotspot, and have a few email addresses trawled, spammer-like, from the net, and you can make that useless.

The trouble is that the old-style anonymous informant is filtered by a reporter. There's a choice made, and often the reporter ends up knowing who the informant is. That relationship, and that knowledge, deserves protection.

If I choose to "post anonymously" here, I don't feel I should expect the same protection. This is still me in a public place. If I want that protection, I think I should be sending a personal email to a reporter.

HP's EDS acquisition to kill 24,600 jobs

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So just where does EDS have the work?

I can see cross-border data transfers being a big issue, or at least one which HP sees as something to sell contracts on. With the looming threat of a depression, it's maybe the politically acceptable way of protecting local employment.

Sainsbury's punts 'Innocent kids juices' for £2.99

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Two apostrophes, please.

Surely they should be labelled "Innocent's kids' smoothies"?

US runs warzone man-tracking 'Manhattan Project'

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Grist to the mill

This is giving me all sorts of ideas for some fiction I'm working on.

Just don't tell the fundies that you're recruiting witches.

(Nope, it's not going to be good for the witches.)

Dixons stores offer own-brand HSDPA mini-laptop

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Small? Cheap? Laptop?

One out of three isn't bad, I suppose.

Incidentally, I'm a bit wary of depending on USB dongles. With a few remarkable exceptions, they always look to me to be far more vulnerable to physical damage.

UK launches major road signage review

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Traffic Sign Fonts

In the past few years a special font has been designed for traffic signs, with the aim of being readable at a greater distance. It apparently started in US Academia, and, from what I recall, seems to live up to the claims.

Google is your friend, of course, but there certainly are websites out there.

The font we use in the UK was designed a long time ago. This is an area where the improvement would be pretty simple, though only on new signage.

There's probably a fat contract in it for a bunch of consultants somewhere. I mean, would you trust anything the Americans told you?

Revealed: How the Beano de-menaced Dennis

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It's a hard job to do...

Kids do notice things.

This doesn't sound like political daftness. Not like some of the stories we hear.

Robot airliner anti-missile escorts proposed

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Nice idea, but...

Honeywell are right about the cost of fitting every airliner with protection against a rare threat. But this isn't a cheap answer either. And it still seems to need extra gear on the airliner.

And actually getting these robots to work as advertised is going to be an interesting, and well-paid, engineering problem.

Building robots which will collide with fewer airliners than are successfully attacked by MANPADS could be a tad tricky. And they shouldn't be accidentally falling out of the sky, either. Look at where the flightpaths for Heathrow are.

Tesco reveals unannounced Dell 12in netbook

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Tesco not totally hopeless

But I wouldn't really recommend them for actual computers.

Webcams, mice, keyboards, that level, they're OK. The stuff does what it says on the box (and there's other cheap stuff which doesn't).

DRAM boom-lite coming

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I just doubled the RAM in my laptop

From 128MB to 256MB.

One of the things I was half expecting to see make big changes, maybe not for everyone, was 64-bit computing.

It seems to have shared in the Vistap floppitude.

And will 64-bit computing make the slightest difference to office computing?

BlackBerry redoubles iPhone challenge

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Coat

Saw one second-hand today

Saw a Blackberry today in the local back-street phone store, second hand for what seemed to be an affordable price. But, looking at what it is supposed to do, and the space available to do it with, not for me.

(Yep, the Barbour, it has those nice big pockets)

Parents plant spyware to snare sex predator

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Mixed feelings.

Age-15 is where the snooping is getting difficult. If, as might have happened here, they could easily pick out the dodgy traffic, it's quite different from reading through everything.

It's a time of transition, part child and part adult, and by that age the balancing is getting tricky.

And previous events matter. It might have been pressure at school over academic performance, but the history was there.

Mind you, I have enough sour memories of teachers that I wouldn't rule out school problems as a factor. Sex has the appeal of being something adults do.

Yes, there was a viable liquid bomb plot

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Hydrogen peroxide and Tang

My first reaction is to think of that older staple of DIY explosives: weedkiller and sugar.

Hydrogen peroxide would replace the weedkiller as the oxidising agent.

Tang contains, I suppose, a lot of sugar.

Like ANFO, you'd need a fairly hard thump from the detonator to get it to explode.

I may be completely on the wrong track, but it doesn't sound as chemically crazy as the ideas being pushed out in the early scare-story reporting.

Incidentally, it doesn't need to bring the airliner down to be terrifying. Badly damaged over the North Atlantic, loss of cabin pressure, doubts about the structure, and all the 24-hour news channels: that's a really potent terror recipe.

The Hadron Collider: What's it all about, then?

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Alien

So what else could it be?

Don't some of the pictures look rather like a crudely engineered Stargate?

Get a burst of protons going through that, each with the kinetic energy of an aircraft carrier in a hurry, and it's going to ruin Johnny Alien's whole day.

Scientology critics fight YouTube takedown notices

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Mass has a legal force all of its own.

1000 takedown notices, however broken they might be, are an expensive legal headache. How do you check that the person signing them has authority to represent the rights holder?

And, despite some pretty glaring cases, even some which didn't meet the basic legal standards for the wording, nobody seems to do any checks, and I've never heard of anybody being charged with perjury.

Google publishes Chrome patch details

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Yeah, it's a Beta

You should expect updates.

But if you're beta testing, isn't it a good idea to keep the testers well-informed.

"It's on the blog!" isn't good enough.

Brit trio convicted for liquid bomb terror plot

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Jury verdicts

People are forgetting that the jury couldn't agree on a verdict.

That is what left open the possibility of a retrial.

But that failure to reach a verdict does make me wonder about the competence of the Prosecution. It suggests that the evidence confused the jury.

Debian components breach terms of GPLv2

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Untidy, and GPL isn't the real problem

It's the way that, when sources are included, they don't match the binary.

How do we know these mismatched binaries don't include some sort of malware?

Women turn on to a throbbing Maserati

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Er...

What sort of Maserati?

Commodore launches little laptop

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At least it isn't Vista.

Microsoft have been pushing XP as the OS for this general class of computer, so I'm not all that suprised.

And everyone and their dog sells USB stuff with XP support. Linux, on the other hand, can be a trap. Even "Linux" on the packaging is no guarantee. And, because of that, supporting Linux can be a PITA.

But there is a very comfortable space between no official support, and not being able to easily run Linux. The stupidity is when a manufacturer sells a machine like this which cannot easily run Linux.

Arrest made over data-stuffed eBay laptop hard drive

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Has anyone alleged theft yet?

The price for the computer is astonishingly low.

Isn't anyone buying on eBay any more?

It's what I'd expect to get for my ancient Thinkpad, with the dud screen (probably cabling fault), on a "spares or repair" sale.

There's something smells a bit funny here. It could be a theft. It could be careless disposal by Charnwood. And, if the Police can be believed, actually charging a suspect can pretty well halt the investigation.

Aussie Customs in presentational-aid crackdown

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At least they specify the limit, but...

How do we tell that the cheap market-stall laser, or the level from Lidl, is legal if we happen to be going to Australia?

If we don't bring the instructions/packaging, how do those fine protectors of the Australian environment know that a laser pointer is lawful?

This only seems a practical obstruction for wholesale imports.

Medical isotope scarcity as Dutch reactor goes titsup

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Why trust a jounalist?

You didn't need Google and the Internet to find the flaws in the original Chernobyl scare stories. My old Penguin Dictionary of Science was enough.

It's easier than ever to check the basic science of a story. And they still get away with printing meretricious crap. Am I in the wrong job?

Blu Christmas coming, format fans forecast

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And will the movies be worth watching

How many of the great movies of the last century will be improved by watching them in HD Blu-Ray?

I bought my first DVD player for The Lord of the Rings.

Right now, Hollywood seems to be remaking everything that ever showed a profit. with the latest generation of actors and the latest cinematic tricks and methods. And they're not getting the same talents applied.

And DVD jumped you from the rather low quality of VHS, without having to change the TV. The one I first had hooked up to the DVD player was over a decade old. I look at what Blu-Ray needs to show the benefits, and I can't see it making Bogart and Bacall looking any better than they are.

Will more pixels improve Citizen Kane? Will they improve Laurence Olivier's little bit of Harry in the night?

We have a world of old material, currently still valuable, and Blu-Ray might make it almost worthless because the image quality isn't there for HD.

And Sony and their ilk will be in another frenzy of copyright extension and download hunting.

DARPA develops zap-bomb electropulse countermeasures

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Radar already does this.

You have an antenna system which has to punch out a lot of power, and then switch to being a very sensitive receiver.

Trouble is, you don't know when you are going to get an EMP attack. The receiver is overwhelmingiy likely to be vulnerable, listening, absorbing all the incoming energy it can.

So this has to be doing something clever. And it might be a new trick for military radar. A faster switch from trasmit to receive means a shorter minimum range.

DARPA in Tom'n'Jerry robo-brain quest

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Blame the Japanese

The DARPA ubergeeks have just been bit-torrenting a little too much Japanese cat-girl Hentai anime.

Just don't go near whoever gets the contract for the biomorphic cargo manipulators` Those tentacles look painful.

Colonel: Bowman army comms 'astonishingly bad'

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Too heavy for Land Rovers?

I find it hard to believe that a vehicle-mounted Bowman set is too heavy, and consumes too much power for, a military Land Rover.

I've driven ex-military FFR Land Rovers. I've seen the amount of gear they carried, and witnessed the ruddy glow of valve filaments. Too much weight and power?

It sounds as if the Austin Champ was the vehicular equivalent of Bowman. Is there anyone left who can sell us the radio equivalent of the Land Rover?

El Reg salutes ultimate shed anthem

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Coat

Hmm, it is possible to do this lawfully.

Let's not jump to conclusions. It is possible to do this lawfully, and it's not unusual.

(Money, that's what I want!)

I wuld have commented sooner, only I was writing a song.

(The Technicolor one with the stylophone in the pocket, please.)

BBC to 'reimagine' The Thirty-nine Steps

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Coat

I'm not optimistic

And "re-imagine" is particularly worrying, while the timing seems rather tight.

I fear we're going to get a bit of a rushed hack-job.

But consider the visual quality of the re-imagined "Doctor Who". And remember that people want wide-screen material. If the BBC is thinking ahead, it'll be produced in HDTV format, and they'll have a version which has some life in the market.

At least they're starting from a good story. But I wonder how they'd handle "Greenmantle"?

(Yeah, the green coat. What did you expect?)