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Techie lured out of retirement to support software only he remembered

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Data Retention

The problem is data (or in the case of the article, program code---but that really is a type of data) retention. It is a huge issue that almost no one pays attention to.

My introduction to this problem was when I worked at a university (which shall remain nameless) lab, and had to pull up some old code that someone had written eight or ten years before. I didn't even know what programming language it was written in, so `find . -type f -exec grep -H <something> {} \;` wasn't up to the task, since I didn't know what <something> was. After looking in all the logical places, I went to the head programmer. "Oh, it's in ___ directory" he said, rattling off a several directory level deep path. And it was.

Did he retire? No, but while riding his bicycle to work one day, he was hit by a bus (ok, a car...). Fortunately he wasn't killed, but he was in the hospital for awhile.

You had better believe that in my next job (another university lab) I loudly and frequently stood on the soap box telling everyone who would listen about the need to document where data and code lived, and to put that documentation in some permanent place. The problem wasn't retirees (I was eventually one of the first) or people getting hit by buses, but rather people leaving for other jobs, taking with them the knowledge of where stuff lived. And over the 17 or so years I worked there, we had no less than a dozen cases where we needed to resurrect program data or code. Once it was because the organization we wrote it for lost their copy(!), another time it was because of a threat to sue (the results of our evaluation had made their software look bad).

Now I'm retired, and while only in my dreams have I been called in, I have this suspicion that things have gone missing.

Linux kernel team publishes 432 CVEs in two days

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Re: This makes me glad I recommended Mint

I believe there are three update tools on Mint: 'mintupdate-cli' (which you mention), 'apt upgrade' (to be done after 'apt update'), and the GUI 'Update Manager'. When I look at the command that the 'Update Manager' runs under the hood, it says 'mintupdate'. And 'mintupdate' is just a shell invocation of mintupdate-cli.py, which runs an update ('mint-refresh-cache') and then runs 'apt-get install' if there are any updates.

So I assume all three are essentially equivalent under the hood, correct?

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Re: Regression Testing

Then that test is a way to trigger a bug, a bug which may turn out to be a security risk---and the test tells the black hats exactly what to do to attack un-patched systems.

Tech leaders issue letter to train Uncle Sam about value of open weight AI

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Re: Full AI communism

What Trump means by "communism" is socialism, and what he means by "socialism" is whatever any Democrat to the left of a very middle of the road says. And I suspect Dean was playing to that.

Comment in code read 'Dear future me, sorry I wrote this'

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Not to mention that I (the capital "eye") and 1 look similar on punch cards. I had a bug in my FORTRAN program caused by exactly that issue back in 1969.

Now get off my lawn!

OpenAI admits it was the source of the agent swarm that attacked Hugging Face

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Skynet here we come!

Let's just hope these systems don't find a way in to nuclear weapons controls.

Lucky 13: SpaceX aims for July 16 Starship flight test

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Re: Did anyone...

There was an article somewhere years ago about isostatic depression of the East Coast of the US. The cause was all the National Geographic magazines that people stored instead of throwing them out.

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Destructive Windows backdoor stuffs multiple wipers and ransomware code into a single package

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Dune

So that's why there's no AI in Dune.

Ex-NASA boss points out small flaw in Moon landing plan: No lander

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Re: Did no one watch 2001?

Couldn't PanAm build the space station?

New tool gives CLIs a warm and GUI feeling instead

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Might be useful to avoid nuclear bombs going off

https://xkcd.com/1168/

AI bills are baffling the C-suite after shift to usage-based pricing

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Re: It's quite simple

"...that only works if enough of those customers *can* afford to pay without going bankrupt." The Return of Marx and Engels.

Boffin claims Microsoft's supposed quantum leap does not compute due to 'basic Python errors'

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V9

But you can trust Windows v9!

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Re: Childish - but expected - response from Microsoft

Likewise, I can criticize the SecDef even though I'm not qualified to take that position. And I can criticize the HHS Sec even though I'm not a doctor (but neither is he).

I know this is off-topic, but still.

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Re: Quantum computers revealed to be Schroedinger's Cat.

My cat volunteered to be an observer, but then he died back in March at the age of 23 1/2.

(And no, my name is not Schroedinger.)

Inspired by musical greeting cards, DARPA demands tiny, cheap, self-modifying systems

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Insects

I've been amazed at what some insects can do by way of navigating through vegetation and finding nectar (etc.) sources. Butterflies, for example. Or hummingbird moths, which look like hummingbirds (my wife and I mistook them for that, as apparently have lots of other people), but are actually fat moths. Of course flowers have evolved to attract these insects, but the pattern recognition capabilities that butterflies and moths have amazes me (YMMV), and their ability to fly through gaps in vegetation (which plants have not evolved for).

So if they can do it with their itsy bitsy brains and low power consumption, maybe it's not all that unlikely that small CPUs (is small GPU an oxymoron?) could too.

Microsoft slaps new coat of paint on Copilot, buries annoying button

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Re: So curious what counts as CoPilot usage

I'll tell you when you're not a statistic: when you leave Windows for another operating system. I switched to Linux (Xfce Mint) last November, so I'm no longer a Microsoft statistic.

Vivaldi 8 polishes the chrome without coating it in AI

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Re: The one thing

But how else will you keep those hip cool interns happy?

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"Continuous" is a Bad Idea

"before the browser's core elements – tabs, toolbars, panels, and content – existed as separate layers, everything is now one single continuous surface." Maybe that before-style was because tabs, toolbars, panels and content ARE separate things, and therefore OUGHT to be separate layers---and easily discernible as such. In other words, I think making them "one single [as opposed to two single, or one double, I'm not sure] continuous surface" was a Bad Idea.

Who needs ghost train scares when Windows is such a fright?

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Update at the wrong time

Somewhen between 2005 and 2015, I was giving Powerpoint presentation to some US govies on a company-provided Windows laptop, when the laptop decided *on its own* to install a Windows update. The whole system started crawling, and then rebooted.

The audience was very nice to me, while I attempted to give my presentation without any slides.

Windows updates aren't delivered that way any more, of course, but I really wanted to throw that laptop out the Windows.

Microsoft fixes VS Code after app gives Copilot credit for human's work

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It's also the case that since VS Code v1.116, Copilot is automatically part of the VS Code editor--it's no longer a plugin. It's there whether you want it or not, and even if you've disabled it.

Microsoft releases first big update after Nadella's vow to 'win back fans'

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"...reducing unnecessary Copilot entry points"

Meanwhile, in Visual Studio Code 1.116, the updates includes this: "GitHub Copilot built-in: start using AI without having to install the GitHub Copilot Chat extension."

So PLEASE, Microsoft, reduce the Copilot entry points by one more. If I don't want Copilot, I don't want it lurking inside my editor.

Even Microsoft knows Copilot shouldn't be trusted with anything important

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Otto Pilot

If Microsoft's tool is CoPilot, who's the pilot? Otto?

Microsoft yanks Windows 11 preview update after install failures

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Re: Another FootGun moment from Microsoft

He should be sure to fly close enough to the Sun. Remember Icarus.

Unknown attackers exploit yet another critical SharePoint bug

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Re: "It looks like you're avoiding litigation. Would you like help?"

Is that Backdoor Assistant related to the old Back Orifice malware, demonstrated at Def Con in 1998?

Starship may chauffeur Orion to the Moon, as NASA mulls ditching SLS after Artemis V

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What happens to the Starship? As the vulture says, it can't survive re-entry at that speed. And if it carries enough extra fuel to slow down to LEO on the way back, then it would be going slow enough to survive re-entry. Does it just fly off into the wild blue yonder?

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Re: Suggestion

The lunar landing deniers say it didn't happen *despite* the photos. Just sayin'

(And just so we're clear, I am NOT a denier.)

Microsoft adding Xbox mode to Windows 11 – even the Professional edition

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If you liked this, you might like an XBox machine! Double the power, double the fun, with double-good, double-good, double-X Box!

Apologies if this gives you an ear worm from the 1960s.

Iran plots 'infrastructure warfare' against US tech giants

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Re: Miss

"... trump watched too many movies where war was easy. I mean he actually thought he'd go in and be done in a week." Putin showed him this could be done!

Oh wait...

Pentagon AI chief praises Palantir tech for speeding battlefield strikes

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The debate between letting AI decide and a Fox news host decide should be taken up in Nuremberg.

BTW, even assuming the final decisions on "actioning" [sic] a target are done by a human after a list of potential targets is created by an AI, the list is likely too long for humans to do a real decision process. Especially if there are fewer humans making such decisions, because the rest have been fired or moved to some other job because the AI is doing so much of the former decision making.

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Re: One of the groups Hegseth axed in the DoD

"If anyone deserves life in Leavenworth for war crimes, it is that guy." I would favor Nuremberg.

Microsoft to auto-launch Copilot in Edge whenever you click a link from Outlook

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The Sixth Day

But think: if it can clone all these things, you could send it to those mandatory meetings--and then get things done yourself!

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Re: Scene

I see you're trying to move the Task Bar to the left-hand side... Would you like me to bork your computer?

Microsoft teases ‘reimagined SharePoint experience’ with added AI

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Re: I’ve posted this before

It's been three years since I had to deal with Sharepoint (I'm blessedly retired now), and I was going to keep quiet because of my lack of recent experience. But your post makes me think nothing has changed.

I think the lack of findability is not entirely Microsoft's fault. The problem is that in a hierarchical file system, there's only one hierarchy, and that's usually the boss's view of what makes sense (or his assistant's view). Which maybe makes sense to him/her, but not to anyone else.

I'm not sure what the solution would be. People have suggested tags, but here again one person's tag may not be another person's tag. You don't want to have variant names (dog, dogs, pets,...). So you need need a catalog of acceptable tags, which is maybe ok until a new project comes along. Etc.

Another solution might be letting each person organize things the way that makes sense to them, sort of overlay hierarchies (defaulting to the boss's hierarchy if someone doesn't want their own). Then where do newly added files go in your personal hierarchy?

Or keyword searching (where every word outside of a stoplist is indexed). Maybe with synonyms (like the Olde Google).

Maybe the Sumerians or ancient Egyptians solved this...

6,000 execs struggle to find the AI productivity boom

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Expedia: example of doing #4 (DON't)

I went to Expedia the other day to rent a car. Between them and the actual rental agency, something went wrong and I couldn't get a confirmation from the car rental agency that they had my reservation. So I tried the Expedia chatbot. But it seems to have only two answers to every question: show me Expedia's copy of my reservation (which is where I started) or cancel my reservation. No way to get to talk to a human being. Worse, when it offers you a link to their copy of my reservation and a link to cancel, those are the only two things you can do; you can't even type into the box, because it's blocked.

Whoever did #4 at Expedia (rethought the customer experience) needs to be fired.

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AI productivity gains justify cutting interest rates

"Donald Trump's pick to lead the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh, has signaled he will lean on artificial intelligence as a key justification for cutting interest rates. In a December interview with fintech entrepreneur Sadi Khan, he described AI as ushering in 'the most productivity-enhancing wave of our lifetimes — past, present and future,' calling the technology potentially 'structurally disinflationary' in the same way the internet once was." -- as quoted in Financial World (https://www.financial-world.org/news/news/financial/30304/kevin-warsh-argues-aidriven-productivity-should-open-the-door-to-rate-cuts/)

I guess Warsh needs some excuse to push his boss's views on interest rates.

OK, so Anthropic's AI built a C compiler. That don't impress me much

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Agist?

"The C language is 53 years old. That's older than many of you." Speak for yourself. I'm older than LISP, FORTRAN and COBOL.

And yes, get off my lawn!

Summoning the spirit of the BBC Micro with a Pi 500+ and a can of spray paint

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Steam

Next project: Make one that has lots of gears--they have to be brass--and has a pressure gauge for the steam. And I guess has an old 1930s typewriter looking keyboard. Maybe like this: https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/steampunk-typewriter-26624007.jpg or this: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/96/84/df9684377a296526de7191fda4d48494.jpg

Edit: Someone has done something similar (minus the gears and steam): https://www.aclockworkberry.com/steampunk-typewriter-laptop/

Critical SolarWinds Web Help Desk bug under attack

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Widespread?

"we have not observed widespread exploitation" Meaning the exploitation has been targeted, I guess.

Notepad will now tell you all the ways Microsoft has enshittified it

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Re: Every Cloud

Yeah, but every silver lining has a dark cloud around it.

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Re: Microsoft Recruiting Now - Professional Fuckit Uppers

It's your fault, you fired those people. Where else were they going to go?

Amazon CEO Andy Jassy goes wobbly on AI bubble possibility

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The soothsayer says...

Sooner. Beware the ides of March.

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Re: NFTs didn't affect the real economy

Sounds like AI's going to create many more jobs--for lawyers.

Majority of CEOs report zero payoff from AI splurge

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Margin of error

"PwC warns that companies avoiding major investments due to geopolitical uncertainty underperform peers by two percentage points in growth and three points in profit margins." You can measure that???

Price, battery life, performance – that's how you sell PCs

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Re: No thanks

You missed the point about new brand names. It's NEW! CLEAN! REFRESHED!

I shouldn't need to say this, but: /s.

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touchpad

I have a laptop with a touchpad. I'm a touch typer, and apparently the heel of my hand would touch the touchpad, sending the cursor off to never-never land. I got tired of that, bought a Bluetooth mouse (< $10), and turned off the touchpad (simple setting). A wired mouse would of course work as well.

AI may be everywhere, but it's nowhere in recent productivity statistics

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Re: Blame it on video games

> improved by 2.7 per cent annually from 1947 to 1973, but just 2.1 percent between 1990 and 2001

and I was wondering what happened between 1973 and 1990.

Developer writes script to throw AI out of Windows

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PutinWare

"Developer writes script to throw AI out of Windows": Maybe we should call this PutinWare, since Putin was known for throwing people out of windows.

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Re: An alternative method?

You can use the url noai.duckduckgo.com to to DuckDuckGo searches without AI.

AI industry insiders launch site to poison the data that feeds them

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Ummm...maybe Terminator is a real threat

Yesterday I posted that Terminator is maybe not a real threat. Today SecDef Hegseth announced that Grok will be integrated into Pentagon networks, including classified systems. What could possibly go wrong?

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Terminator, maybe not a real threat. But there are enough real weapons (drones) being given AI-like capabilities now that could be a real threat. They don't even have to be very sophisticated--land mines (and sea mines) are destructive enough with essentially zero intelligence, and these drones have a lot more smarts than that. At present the damage a drone can do is limited to either personnel damage or building-level damage. It would obviously not be too difficult to give them much more fire power.

Of course these drones are not LLMs, but finding targets could very well be something where an LLM could be a useful component.

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