* Posts by yetanotheraoc

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In IT, no good deed ever goes unpunished

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Communication is key

Your mistake was in not assuring your employer you could do the same thing again with another program. I don't have any problem making myself redundant. So far it's worked out and I've been reassigned to other roles, and at more than one employer. If it ever doesn't work out, then I didn't want to work for such a short-sighted employer anyway.

Google Docs' AI-powered inclusive writing auto-correct now under fire

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Re: know the unknowable

"A fundamental rule about communication is that what is communicated is that which is received, not that which is transmitted."

Not everybody agrees with that. See "authorial intent".

Or perhaps a better counter-argument: Suppose two people hear my speech, one of them a savant and the other an idiot. Afterwards one of them understands my speech in the way I intended, and the other one understands my speech entirely differently. For the purposes of evaluating the quality of my speech, does it matter to you which person is which?

US Space Force unit to monitor region beyond Earth's geosynchronous orbit

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When will they be back?

"Lt. Col. Matt Lintker, confirmed the launch of the task force"

These days launches are so routine they aren't even covered by the news.

Robots are creepy. Why trust AIs that are even creepier?

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Re: its all puppetry

"creepy looking robots"

Plotting creepiness = f(human-like) gives a sine wave

"intelligent or dangerous"

Plotting danger = f(intelligence) gives a potential well

"When a rack of servers writes a decent sitcom"

Should we give them a pass on season 2?

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Re: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

It will be an army of cleaners that saves humanity.

Not to dis your diskette, but there are some unexpected sector holes

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Re: Such memories...

"so excited that she kissed me"

A woman excited by tech is the best kind.

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Re: Closest I've seen...

"for some reason everyone looked in my direction"

You need to work on that poker-face.

Insteon's vanishing act explained: Smart home biz insolvent, sells off assets

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non-standard standards

"a properly designed and inherently secure specific IoT protocol which had been properly tested, is fully certified and has been adopted by the entire industry as the default standard"

It would be a strange world indeed where the internet of useless tat has better standards than the internet of banking, or the internet of motor vehicle registration, or the internet of you-name-it.

Anyway, there are more ways to fail than protocols and security, and IoT has found most of them. Failing to grow enough to pay for keeping the server turned on seems to me the most reliable point of unreliability.

AWS CEO: We're not spinning out, likely to seek acquisitions

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Re: Why separate?

You were thrown off by the article's use of the term investors: "Investors, for example, have been said to be keen to buy into AWS separately from its Amazon mothership because of the rapid growth the cloud services subsidiary is enjoying."

Investors make money on value -- "business building" in your words. Speculators make money on volatility, they don't care about the underlying business. It's the speculators who are keen to see the spinoff.

Google tests battery backups, aims to ditch emergency datacenter diesel

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Re: Nuke

Regardless of technical merit, or lack thereof, "small nuclear reactor" doesn't look quite as good on the Earth Day press release.

British motorists will be allowed to watch TV in self-driving vehicles

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Re: This is a distraction, not a solution

Yes, and the vehicle is fitted with a new kind of boot, and has instructions not to bring the occupants back.

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Re: Step #1, define your terms

"watching porn on your car's built in TV"

Full auto aka hands-free was made for this. The article actually hinted at it by using the word climax. In a just world the full auto auto would hit the wall at the exact correct time, every time.

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Re: Too early.

Not from the UK, but I think "motorway" means restricted access? Those are safer in raw body counts because no (or few) pedestrians or bicycles to run over. And otherwise safer per mile because very few turns and merges to negotiate. The problem with motorways is every time the engineers devise a bit of safety, the drivers add a byte of speed.

AWS's Log4j patches blew holes in its own security

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understatement

Amazon can't be trusted with the big gun. But Amazon is going to have to get out the same big gun to fix this one.

Big problem one is not running a "malicious binary named java", it's running the bog-standard binary named java with root privileges on the _host_ server.

Big problem two is asking all their customers to patch their containers is not sufficient, because it's the ones who **don't want** to patch their containers that they should be worried about.

So it's fine if customers patch, but isn't Amazon going to have to do the same nasty root cleanup in reverse on all the customers who didn't patch?

Oracle already wins 'crypto bug of the year' with Java digital signature bypass

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Re: Thank you, Jesus . . .

Jesus didn't say, blessed are the ones who don't compute.

The problem with mistakes of this magnitude is that no-one is safe from the fallout. Even people who don't use a computer have a bank (or government) that does.

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Re: :D--

I thought you were decrementing D.

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Re: So what other sanity checks did they leave out on the rewrite?

Mr. Hard Problem, meet Mr. Hard Deadline.

Oh, hi, nice to meet you. Looks like we'll be cutting a few corners...

Kaspersky cracks Yanluowang ransomware, offers free decryptor

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There are 10 kinds of people...

"Then think about intrusion detection, regular backups, restoration planning and processes, network segmentation, patching strategies, security breach notifications and reporting, investigations, and more."

[1] ...those who sigh "Good list, we're working on it but will never be there."

[10] ...those who shout "No! Why can't _you_ idiots make a computer that just works?"

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Re: As Kaspersky has been deemed persona non grata in the USA

It seems our choices are limited to hostile adversaries and friendly adversaries.

Google 'Switch to Android' app surfaces in iOS App Store

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Re: Good

Yes, in the past I was burned by some Windows applications, not even changing OS. So now I don't take up any application on any platform unless it has the ability to import from / export to plain text, or common image format, etc. At a minimum there needs to be an API -- it's acceptable if I have to write some code to do the import/export. And then I periodically do the export as part of my backup strategy. Which is also a fine solution when switching from android to ios (did that without help from an app), or back again (might do that someday).

Netflix to crack down on account sharing, offer ad-laden cheaper options

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I haven't had a downvote in a while

I'm just here to read the kvetching! I haven't had a television for 25 years, don't do any online streaming, and don't miss it. It's funny when people want to talk about some show and I tell them why I haven't seen it, they find it _amazing_. But not _amazing_ enough for them to remember the next time they want to talk about some other show.

I note that Netflix isn't just in a nirvana of perpetual growth, but the fantasy-land of growing growth: "We have high confidence that we will accelerate revenue, ....". In other words, the usual short-term charade for the earnings report.

Windows 11 usage stats within touching distance of... XP

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server product

(Almost) All the users at my $bigcorp are on virtual desktop, and the OS reports Windows Server.

Scraping public data from the web still OK: US court

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Re: compulsory bullshit

"Or did you?"

Let's find out.

AI models to detect how you're feeling in sales calls

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Re: I like the Joy of Tech's take on this!

Captured my exact take on the topic, but with cleverness thrown in.

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totally off topic

"AI models to detect how you're feeling in sales calls"

Below this I _saw_ "IN BRIEFS", and well I just won't describe what I thought was being detected...

An early crack at network management with an unfortunate logfile

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Re: And this, kids,

Being of a not-litigious nature, I would have done ... nothing. Once the constructive dismissal has commenced, plans for new employment would be made, and the only remaining question is timing. Will they dismiss me first, or will I give notice first? Probably they will dismiss me first, because if I haven't given my notice already then I have made it into a game.

I think the mention of the funeral and timing was not "oh the grief", but more an example of just how low-down the manager was. Sounds as low as they get.

Cybercriminals do their homework for latest banking scam

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followup

What happens if you reply YES ?

You can buy a company. You can buy a product. Common sense? Trickier

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Re: Down in robot world

ship-to-shore "hey the fixing hole is missing" got radioed back "we're not paying you to think"

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Re: 'twas ever thus

Wasn't that a Mel Brooks film?

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Re: 'twas ever thus

"nephew and GF had to sit on it to stop it crashing into the other equipment"

Of course they couldn't turn it off, because how would the dishes get cleaned?

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Re: 'twas ever thus

"it's what you do"

A classic truism, not only in the Netherlands. E.g., When in Rome...

Why the Linux desktop is the best desktop

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Re: WTF

>> ...to install something and this is just as easy in Linux as it is in any other system.

> Is it? Is it really?

You tried to disagree, but your own experience of downloading and double-clicking a .deb was more agreeing than disagreeing. Without question you installed _something_. It seems you just don't know where it is or how to run it. It didn't work for you in much the same way that malware wouldn't work for a phishing victim.

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Re: Simple? My arse!

"... paste in a screenshot and crop a section to put in an email, doc or to print. Perhaps draw a red circle round something I want to highlight."

I just did a bunch of almost exactly those in Paint yesterday (I prefer orange circles). But Paint is only good because Microsoft hasn't broken it yet. As I remember the early Paint, it was pretty limited. MS improved it over time until it was actually pretty good at what it did -- which wasn't everything. More recently MS have been disimproving it.

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Re: ... and to a racing driver, F1 isn't hard, either

"playing with it to make sure it works"

This was the sentence that jumped out to me as well. I use Linux at home but the article made a very poor argument in favor of it.

What do you do when all your source walks out the door?

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Please do not read -

She must have binned your envelope as well, because any IT bod worth their salt would have read it first before commencing the format.

Google focuses Lens on combined image and text searching

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Re: Oh Good

"Google said MUM-powered Multisearch currently works best for shopping-related searches"

MUM says you need a selfie stick for your hike.

Happy birthday Windows 3.1, aka 'the one that Visual Basic kept crashing on'

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Re: Registry, ugh

Ugh, methinks that one was user error, because I did a similar thing once upon a time. Right-click a .lnk file, Open With => Notepad, _and_ somehow check the Always box. (In recent Windows I don't even see how to reproduce those steps.) The system's use of .lnk files runs deep, so my advice is don't make this mistake. Luckily it was a VM so just restarting fixed it, but no credit to me for that.

Bank had no firewall license, intrusion or phishing protection – guess the rest

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Re: What I don't understand...

Agree, but my point was those people were not in Nigeria or UK but were locals. Even if they were simply mules (doubtful), they had to hand off the cash to some other local. "Exactly" didn't mean "by name" but "by role".

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Re: At KatrinaB...

"the account holder is known"

The electronic transfers were from the real accounts. The ATM withdrawals were from the fake accounts.

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Re: What I don't understand...

Because it wasn't a criminal gang in Nigeria but one or a few individuals inside the bank. Rather than maximize the payout, they maximized deception and untraceability. We should ask in particular - who exactly made all those ATM withdrawals?

Block claims ex-employee downloaded customer data after leaving firm

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Re: Was him?

Most likely how they found out about the download was -- one of their customers called them and asked why "the accused" was trying to sell them the same service they were already getting from Block.

Cooler heads needed in heated E2EE debate, says think tank

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why can't we all just get along?

"there needs to be a consensus"

I think we can all agree that the two requirements are mutually exclusive.

Emma Sleep Company admits checkout cyber attack

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Re: This was a sophisticated

Sophisticated means "someone tried to explain to me what happened, but I had to make them stop explaining before my brain exploded".

TL;DR computers => sophisticated.

Someone should publish a comic book explanation of the common exploits so the top decision makers can figure out what to do.

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Re: "no evidence" personal or payment data has been abused in the wild, the company said to c...

"What do you think stolen card details are going to be used for?"

Even criminals need a good mattress....

If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code

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Re: Never risk it

"I always position it as it protecting that person too."

It absolutely does protect that person. There are always crafty people looking for someone upon whom to pin their misdeeds, someone just let go would make a perfect fall guy. Example, as a lad I was part-time working the cash register (and sandwiches) at a restaurant. After I started, one of the cooks started stealing from the drawer, but only on the nights I worked. I found out on the night they set up the surveillance to catch him.... "Hey, go take a break."

AI beats top players at Bridge in two-day tournament

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Re: Is Bridge a suitable candidate for AI?

"As Bridge is played in teams each player is only as good as their partner."

There is more to it than that.

When playing Hearts at a long-ago job, my favorite partner was J___. She was probably the least smart person playing, but I always knew *exactly* what her bid meant, and when she played a card I always knew *exactly* what she had left. As opposed to K___. He was probably the most smart person playing, but he used a little too much imagination when bidding and playing.

Similar situation when playing tandem chess -- that's where a team alternates moves on their side without conversation. It's more important to play a move that your partner will grasp the followup than to play the absolute "best" move. It was always amusing when on the other team player A would make a move, player B would take it back, player A would make the same move *again*, and a fist-fight would ensue.

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Re: Some parts like the game's bidding stage were left out

"I wonder what other parts were left out."

Strategic hesitation before the defender plays a card.

The month I worked for DEADHEAD: Yes, that was their job title

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Re: And even stranger things have happened and are happening .....

Clowns are great! They are so funny, so _visible_, and so indicative of disfunction higher up the management chain. Coal mines have canaries, national defenses have sirens, political parties have (uhm) partisans, and companies have clowns.

Except for self-employed / startup / CEO clowns, all clowns have hiring managers. If you have the same hiring manager as that clown over there, it's time to start worrying.

The time you solved that months-long problem in 3 seconds

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pass fail grading

"I'm now seen as some sort of engine test savant."

Only because your fix to the calibration caused previous failures to pass. If it had been the other way around, you would have been led out back and stood up against the wall.

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Re: I replaced a network cable.

Bonus is the next tech support call will go to the local pastor. Double bonus if the pastor also realizes it's a loose plug.