Deli
Used to get dispatches for $DEVICE OFFLINE in various branches of a big-box store. Wireless access points weren't too bad to deal with, though some of their IDFs were a she-dog to reach. Often, the failed unit was one of the WAPs with external antennas outside the building, with RF cables through a wall penetration to the WAP located in the (theoretically) warm-and-dry interior of the building. The WAP would be mounted on or under the structural steel. I would find the network jack corroded or burned up from water intrusion collecting in it, whether from condensation or from an actual roof leak, and getting sizzled by the PoE power.
For the life of me, though, I can't fathom why Cisco thought it a good idea to put the jacks on the TOP edge of the WAP, when mounted with the logo right-side-up, so that the jack would collect water that ran down the cable. (It's not just Cisco, though; their competition seem to do the same thing. A subtle form of planned obsolescence, perhaps?)
I would try to remount the WAP sideways, or make a plastic-bag tent to prevent recurrence.
The absolute worst calls were for failed connections to scales in the deli. The LAN cables run under the customer-facing display/cooler cases. There was at least one jack-and-plug located under the case, perhaps more if the scale had been moved from its original location or the cable had been serviced previously. Access to under the case requires lying on the floor and removing a toe kick plate, which often showed evidence of attempts to silicone-caulk it to the floor. The caulk was not usually intact, and in any event was not intact after I removed the access plate. There was usually a grey slime under the case, washed there from cleaning the tile floor. Not a great place to be working. Wet environment, corrosion, etc., etc., the fault was often due to corrosion at the interface between the cat5 cable and the punchdown terminals on the jack. The repair itself was not so bad, just punching on a new jack and/or plug and replacing a patch cord. But the grey slime -- yuck!