* Posts by LogicGate

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Tesla board wants to grant Musk $1T in stock, Norway wealth fund says nope

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Re: Hmmm "the world's largest such fund,"

Norway set up the fund as a way to avoid having all the huge influx of revenue destroy Its economy. One example that was often used was how plundering gold from south America actually destroyed Spains economy. The effect of oil money on certain middle eastern states was also not to be emulated.

My impression is that the oil fund lubricates rather than than fuels the Norwegian state machinery.

Whether the oil and gas was always handled in the best way possible can be discussed If I recall correctly, peak oil production coincided with minimum Oil pricing. However I am certain that Norway could have handled the windfall in much worse ways.

AN0M, the backdoored ‘secure’ messaging app for criminals, is still producing arrests after four years

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I believe it is more a question of having solid evidence for so much serious crime that one can not with good conscience let it continue just to collect evidence of more.

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Re: So is this a backlog of information from before

Nope, they have switched to Signal with disappearing messages as demonstrated by Lindsey Halligan and Pete Hegseth

NHS left with sick PCs as suppliers resist Windows 11 treatment

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Re: NHS hospitals

What ? Are you telling me that they have finally upgraded TO Windows 95 ?

There, I fixed it for you

Flight simulator fans revive a classic Boeing 747 cockpit

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Re: Fly where?

In my case it is the nuts and bolts behind it. I am currently trying to get around problems with lack of aerodynamic fidelity in x-plane.

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Re: Fly where?

I would not take Chuck Yeager's words on anything. He appears very much to have been the living proof of the saying "never meet your heroes".

While the Mercury astronaut program may have been run fast and loose, things tightened up quickly. Shuttle astronauts were expected to know every system in the shuttle with incredible granularity.

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Re: Fly where?

While being an avid aviation enthusiast, I have trouble getting excited about setting altitude, airspeed and course, just in order to bore a hole through the sky.

This is why I trend towards the more dynamic ways of flying; soaring, combat simulators and similar. Still, If flying London-Dubai (or Kerbal-Mun) in realtime is what floats your boat, then feel free to enjoy it.

At least it is not a stamp collection.

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Re: 747 SCA

While I have seen trucking simulators out there, I have not yet heard about a barge simulator. Undoubtedly, someone will enlighten me.

How do you solve a problem like Discovery?

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Re: The obvious solution is...

Nope, this is 2025.

The obvious solution is.....

1: Use AI to reduce the Shuttle into a Blockchain

2: Use EVTOLS to transport the Blockchain to the nearest Hyperloop

3: In the Hyperloop, have a popular K-Pop band TikTok the blockchain until it becomes a Meme

4: Conclude that the Meme causes Autism and disclose this in a fumbling WhiteHouse press briefing

5: Use this as an argument to impose new Tariffs on Luxembourg

6: Send ICE and National Guard into Houston.

7: 3d print a new Ballroom in goldish ABS

8: Something something spaceshuttle!

BOFH: Saving the planet, one falsified metric at a time

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Somewhere I have a picture that I made many moons ago.

It is of a CRT monitor floating n a canal. The weight distribution of a CRT being what it is, it floats display up with enough stability that a duck can comfortably rest on the display without creating any undue stability issues. Now I know the back-story.

The BOFH gets around.

Lloyds Banking Group claims Microsoft Copilot saves staff 46 minutes a day

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Re: Accuracy has improved then

Just remember to "lather up", otherwise the good ideas will not occur.

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Re: Time for some maths...

And then you have to increase taxes in order to pay unemployment benefits to the now redundant workers.

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and half plus one wrote "one hour" while the other half (minus one) "thirty minutes", and so the mean value became 46 minutes.

Schleswig-Holstein waves auf Wiedersehen to Microsoft stack

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Re: Meanwhile, here in Blighty...

So now, a business computer only needs to have Zoom, Teams, Webex AND Matrix/Element installed in order to be able to do external business.

Chinese gang used ArcGIS as a backdoor for a year – and no one noticed

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Re: Disturbingly...

ARCgis is the industry standard for urologists? WHY?

50 years in deep space, and Voyager still can't escape budget gravity

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Re: Legacy - the good old days

Sadly, the Donald seems to aim for civil unrest. This would give him a reason to cancel the midterms.

Climate goals go up in smoke as US datacenters turn to coal

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Re: And?

For deepfake videos and crypto currencies?

A major hurdle in CO2 extraction is the energy cost of doing so. So instead we just burn coal to create more heat in deserts?

Former UK prime minister Sunak becomes human Clippy for Microsoft, Anthropic

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" He did seem to be working hard to get us out of the massive pile of shit that his predecessors had dropped us in."

Now Rishi,

memory may serve me wrong, but did you not, as Bojo the clown's chansellor, help to pile on the aforementioned massive pile of shit?

BOFH: Recover a database from five years ago? It's as easy as flicking a switch

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Re: Sparks of ancient light....

Soulds like Mathcad

(Pre- and Post-Improvement)

Texas senators cry foul over Smithsonian's pricey Space Shuttle shuffle

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Re: I can move it for them far cheaper than that!

And I have a Catapult,

regrettably, as the name implies, it can only launch cats.

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Re: Double any estimate

Yep, we should do like the victorians: Grab the Marbles and plough through everything else!

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They are re-painting it with the name Enola Masculine Warrior Ethos

Germany slams brakes on EU's Chat Control device-scanning snoopfest

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Re: Slams brakes?

"Wer lesen kann ist klar im Vorteil"

ICE plans to scour Facebook, TikTok, X, and even defunct Google+ for illegal immigration leads

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Re: The great American collapse

Idiots

Can

Engage

New Zealand’s Institute of IT Professionals collapses

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Re: This is rather weird.

As mentioned above, most likely the BOFH was most likely operated as purchasing department, accountant and controller simultaneously.

Taliban impose tele-ban and take Afghanistan offline

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https://theonion.com/conservative-floridian-enjoys-living-under-sharia-law-m-1830188924/

UK may already be at war with Russia, ex-MI5 head suggests

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Re: Russia is the one responsible

"He knows the way the wind is blowing and that Ukraine is losing"

Russian talking point. Ukraine is loosing so much that what is left of the russian fleet is in hiding and 30% of Russian refinging capacity is offline.

"And Russia's pretty much said several times that if Russia is hit with US (or German) long-range missiles, US targets will be hit in response."

Russia is threatening with nukes every day ending with a Y.

YouTube coughs up $24.5 million to make Trump 'censorship' case go away

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Re: Oh dear

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleichschaltung

Intern had no idea what not to do, so nearly mangled a mainframe

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Re: Expensive Lessons

Or they get promoted to management.

Hardware inspector fired for spotting an error he wasn't trained to find

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I duess that an IC with a very low profile enclosure being pressed into solder paste upside down could result in the solder reaching up to the "wrong" side of the pins. If anything can be done wrong, then it will.

Just this spring we had a landscaping firm plant plants upside down (roots pointing upwards), so the stupidity of someone "just doing their job" should not be underestimated.

BOFH: These office thefts really take the biscuit

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Re: MAYBE THERE NEVER WERE ANY BISCUITS!!!

My boss used to have a golden retriever that he would take along to work.

Apparently his significant other would go and buy baked goods and when arriving back at home, the dog would be given one paper bag with baked goodness, which the dog would then take in her mouth and bring to my boss to be shared between them. A nice little setup intil one day, while at work, the dog came wandering into my office, sniffed around in my bag, and found a paper bag with nice smelling baked goodnes that was waiting for late afternoon to come by, retrieved it and went back to my boss.

My boss thought that his significant other had come by, opened the bag, and proceeded to share with doggo.

Some time later I came back up from the workshop, went looking for my treat, and found none. "I could have sworn that...."

Only later did I go to my boss's office for some other business did I notice the empty paper bag in the trash and a very content looking doggo.

Some explanation was needed :)

Nano11 cuts Windows 11 down to size, grabbing just 2.8 GB of disk space

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Re: Once upon a time..

Nothing beats an 18-Inch Johnson:

https://youtu.be/m-tKnjFwleU?si=WtR7-h9Nm2hdTvU5

Europe Putin the blame on Russia after GPS jamming disrupts president’s plane

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Re: Rust

Reading air safety data can be hard, since a single large accident has a large influence on the data for a whole year.

Also, total accidents will increase with the amount of flying of safety is not improved.

Look into the raw data of your report, and grab the data for Rates per 100 million aircraft-miles: Fatalities and Seriously injured persons

plot this over time from 1990 to today (data from before 1990 is per decade.

What you can see is a clear downwards trend in both categories.

For more data, feel free to look at https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Air_safety_statistics_in_the_EU

I do not see how I am wrong.

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Re: More details on TV...

GPS jamming large parts of Europe is Fowl. At some point, it starts asking for a HARM missile.

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Re: Rust

Oh, and you know that you are a REAL pilot when your flight engineer turns to you saying "Sir, number 3 is running a bit hot", and you can answer "On which wing?)

...yes.. that would be number 4 to number 6 on the right wing, but it remains a good one..

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Re: Rust

"this old dog remembers when there were four flight crew in the cockpit of commercial airliners: pilot, co-pilot, flight engineer, and navigator"

..Automation removed the need for a flight engineer and a navigator. A bunch (redundancy) of computers is much better at monitoring a set of gauges and verifying that everything is within specs than a jet-lagged and lightly alcoholized* flight engineer or navigator.

Automation changes the workplace. This does not necessarily make things worse. Air safety continues to increase.

*: Q: What separates two alcoholics and 5 nymphomaniacs?

A: the door to the cockpit

.told to me by a very funny stewardesse

I was a part-time DBA. After this failover foul-up, they hired a full-time DBA

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Re: Blind Spot

My best one was at the very end: Best served with rice.....

Yes, I could have read ahead...

How Windows 11 is breaking from its bedrock and moving away

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" Windows has 30ish years of legacy software that it needs to remain compatible with."

..All nice and good until the "compatible legacy software" requires Microsoft .NET 1.1, which Microsoft decided not to support anymore.

Google takes Photoshop to the woodshed with new image AI

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Actually, it is about how still and moving images are just about to loose their value as proof or evidence of reality.

This is something that I find bloody scary. How will we in the near future be able to say what is real and what is made up (your AI slop).

The jump from there to the worlds most destructive and reality denying "politician" is a short one, The man and his base IS using AI in their attempts to spin a reality that suits them.

He is also making sure that EVERYTHING is about him. This does not require the so called "TDS".

I was just hoping that something good could come out of this deniability, but I do not have great hope.

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What this means is that the mango menace could finally grow a pair and start pushing back against russia while still having deniability with regards to various recordings that Putin may threaten to release.

..one can hope...

DOGE accused of duplicating critical Social Security database on unsecured cloud

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Re: Payback when the fascists go under

but he too is definately a twat.

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Re: Is this the right prefix?

Or twat

Law and water: Russia blamed for US court system break-in and Norwegian dam drama

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Re: from scenic fjord to inland sea

I am aware of these, see my note on Tyrifjorden. However, these start out as inland seas. Add more water, and what will you have? -Still an inland sea.

Whoever wrote this drivel did not even attempt to make sense.

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from scenic fjord to inland sea

"That's not enough to wash away a village, but it was enough to show they could, in theory, turn a scenic fjord into an inland sea."

I have trouble parsing this sentence.

Norwegian fjords are connected to the ocean (except for misnamed ones like Tyrifjorden).

I fail to see how adding more water to a fjord will somehow break the connection to the ocean and create an inland sea.

Can someone enlighten me?

Britain's billion-pound F-35s not quite ready for, well, anything

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Re: Alternatives

Looking at those numbers, it should be kept in mind that after the war, the UK government then took the aircraft manufacturers to court for "price gouging", and bankrupted the industry. This is why the UK did not enter WW2 with the Sopwith Hunchback or anything similar.

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Re: A Crazy Idea

But would not stopping the sale of F35 parts to the USofA lead to LESS availability / flight readyness rather thand more?

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Re: 5 years to get an existing missile operational?

Keep in mind, that outside of the US, aircraft in the 40s and 50s were hand built and parts were made to fit each other, meaning that the drawings were more of an approximation then the exact art that it is now. As a result, tolerances were much more loose (look at Soviet and late war german planes for reference), meaning that accuracy, fuel economy and stealth were not possible.

Also, the certification ruleset was much simpler. Todays ruleset is much more complicated and costly to fulfill, but it must be kept in mind that the paragraphs are written in blood, and the expanded testing conditions mean that the aircraft will continue to work in conditions where 40s and 50s aircraft had to be kept in the hangar so that they would not fall out of the sky.

"Everything used to be better in the past" is usually a statement of ignorance.

Security company hired a used car salesman to build a website, and it didn't end well

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Re: Log

pissoir -> urinal

Brain spent. Time to go home.

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Re: Log

No! Number one goes in the pissoir, while number two goes in the toilet, not the other way around!

BOFH: The auditor is asking too many questions. We have just the laptop for that

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That stickyness is not duct tape.

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